Since Rachel named “Call the lawyers” the theme for today, I feel that “Lawyers in Love” should be the theme song:

Last night I watched the news from Washington, the Capitol
The Russians escaped while we weren’t watching them
Like Russians do
Now we’ve got all this bloom, we needn’t got the room
And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon
As vacation land for lawyers in love

“Lawyers in Love” by Jackson Browne