re: #852 Slumbering Behemoth

True. Sadly, I have never been able to obtain “beer goggles”, no matter how hard I have tried. No matter how drunk I get, my standards insist on remaining.

Damn you, standards! You have screwed me out of getting laid far too many times!

Alternatively… perhaps your desperation has resulted in a default low threshold that there is little for the beer to disinhibit?