These guys that voted for Thad — Uncle Toms for Thad?

Dear Abby, Dear Abby …
My feet are too long
My hair’s falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me there’s nothing I lack
But I’m sad and confused cause the President’s black
Signed Tea Party

Tea Party, Tea Party
You have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood