We need a Wingnut to American political translator:

“Return Gawd to the classroom”= Replace science with superstition.
“Encourage private enterprise”= Abolish the minimum wage.
“Protect family values”= Persecute gays.
“Modernize our social services”= Penalize single moms.
“Streamline government operations”= Lucrative privatization contracts.
“School vouchers”= Public funds for the home-schooling industry.
“Strengthen our defenses” =Higher profits for military contractors.
“Honor our veterans” =More medals, fewer benefits.