re: #866 OldLineTexan

if you have learned to peddle a bicycle

I have, indeed. In fact, I’ve got a real sweetheart of a Schwinn right over here. A real creampuff! The previous owner was a little old lady from Pasadena who only rode it to church on Sundays. And because you’re a friend, I can let you have it for only $500. Did I say $500? I meant $400. I must be crazy! I’m practically giving it away.