The reaction of robert’s sycophants and the usual stalker-haters, combined with the thought of Elvis ripping off Big Mama Thorton reminded me of this little nugget from one Marshall Mathers:

But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I’m dis-gus-ting

The chorus is fitting too:

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Really- these people’s lives would be empty if they didn’t have Charles to hate.