True story: when I was teaching middle school social studies to English language learners, I asked one little girl where the Pilgrims had intended to go, before ending up at Plimoth.

She said, “The Vagina Colony!” and then heard herself and turned bright pink.

I said, “YES. The VIRGINIA colony! Very GOOD!” or something inane like that.

The importance of the Vagina Colony in U.S. history cannot be overstated.