Maybe Ratzenberger could rent a helicopter for a nation wide tour. You know, your town on Tuesday, next stop flyover on Wednesday and so forth. Mr West can then announce flight plans and path and jerk off out the side door on his adoring fans. Those lucky enough to collect some splooge DNA can rush home and try to propagate it in a petri dish or their wives or girlfriends. Hold a lottery and have the 100 lucky winners assemble in a parking lot as Mr DNA has a massive “Money Shot” at 25 feet from a crane. Fucking jerkoffs.