I’ve known that Trump was a crook, a racist, and a con man since he and I were in our mid-twenties. What I really don’t know at the end of this long string is why he wears that weird lilac-colored shit around his eyes. I guess it’s supposed to disguise the bags and shit, but what it really does is make him look like a corpse a buzzard would bypass. Any lizard makeup artists who can help me out on this score?