re: #83 Dopamine Fish

I think this is the best layman’s summary of Judge Loose Cannon’s bizarro-world ruling on the special master that we’ll find on the Interwebs.

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“It is so because I say it is so”
I’m the judge. I’m in charge.

“I know it looks like a duck, walks like a duck & quacks like a duck, and defendant submits an affidavit it’s a duck, and plaintiff does not dispute it’s a duck, but I say there is a factual dispute whether it’s a duck.”
Judge Aileen Cannon

— Andrew Weissmann 🌻 (@AWeissmann_) September 16, 2022