re: #89 Assless ChapJockey

“When there’s hobbit-killing duties to be done, to be done,

“A Nazgul’s lot is not an ‘appy one! (‘appy one!)”

Just give me a few months to set the Silmarillion to the tune of ‘I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General’…

This is how I know I’m not firing on all cylinders: I just realized I was conflating Gilbert and Sullivan with Simon and Garfunkel.