re: #26 ausador

The sword the bible says Jesus would come back with is quite a bit scarier than any piddling ass AR-15 anyway. It says the sword will issue from his mouth and cut down the armies before him, it describes valleys clogged in meters deep blood from the slain!

I’d like to see any AR-15 measure up to that level of homicidal capacity, Jesus don’t need no stinkin’ rifle…

Roll for initiative: Jebus has a breath weapon!

Claw-claw-bite, fwoosh!