re: #87 cliffster

whereas my wife, on the other hand, didn’t dilate, especially for kid #2. contractions - hard contractions. OB comes in.. “tsk tsk, you are not dilating at all.. let’s go!” Then, after 3 hours, the kid’s heart rate drops dramatically. Nurses rushing in, doctor comes in with the little surgery tray… chaos. Holy shit! Emergency c-section?? What’s wrong with my baby? Turns out, the head was halfway out already. Went from 1 to 10 cm in world record time. Take that, doc - she got it all done in 4 hours. Don’t tell my wife how to dilate…

Apparently they asked where the baby was and out it came, which meant your wife had an answering cervix.

(My first wife was like that, I kept telling the doc they should put a net accross just in case she shot the baby across the room.