The “diversity” in the GOP field:

- 2 white Cubanos who are indistinguishable from their white counterparts

- 1 black brain surgeon whose entire selling point is badmouthing the same public programs that helped him rise out of poverty

- 1 white woman whose name is practically synonymous with “FUCK THE POOR!”

- 1 Indian-American governor whose state is so fucked that it had to beg Norquist to let it raise taxes