re: #85 Last Mohican
Doesn’t work in my neck of the woods. They look confused for a second, then reply, “oh, I see, you’re a fascist.” Then they walk off to their other liberal friends (i.e. everyone, around here), and explain that they have just been stunned to discover that you are a fascist.
Stick a bomb in his pants and tell him no, I’m an anarchist.