re: #85 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Reminds me of the guest verse on David Allan Coe’s “Perfect Country/Western Song.” It’s called “You Never Call Me By My Name.” Too bad he’s a racist idiot, because the song is a lot of fun to sing along to if you’re drunk and in a redneck bar.

Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin’ in the rain
And you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me, well I wondered why you don’t call me?
Why don’t you ever call me by my name?