re: #76 lawhawk

Using race profiling to go through checkpoints or at the airport? Hey, you look Ginger. Is that your hot Asian wife? Is that really your wife? Seriously? Where’d you meet? Get married? Who was your priest/shaman who married you? Where are you going? No, that isn’t a request for you to poop the floor! It’s a question about where your ultimate destination is (NO! stop pooping the floor!). DAMNIT.

I think this may be my favorite thing that you have ever written.