Corporate hospital CEO asshat in New York is bitching about the slow pace of accepting patients aboard the USNS Comfort.

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Said asshat, Michael Dowling of Northwell Health, is complaining about “a tangle of military protocols and bureaucratic hurdles” keeping patients from being rapidly transferred to the ship.

Okay, corporate asshat (I really hate capitalism uber alles):

a) The Comfort isn’t there for your comfort, or your profit margin.
b) Said “military protocols and bureaucratic hurdles” are there to keep the virus off the ship. If it gets aboard, the whole exercise is a waste and your hospital corporation still gets no relief.