re: #61 NukeAtomrod

Next they’ll tax you for passing gas!

/ Nailed it!

You been schedule for a gas meter to be installed by your neighborhood National Health Care Service Community Organizer.

A substantial fine will be assessed if you miss this appointment.

Remember Gas Metering, it’s the Patriotic Thing To Do!

Long Live The One!

Sincerely,
You local Health Care Service Committee.