re: #45 EmmmieG

Whitey-est white things I can think of:

Mayonnaise

Chicken salad

Wrangler jeans

Happy Days

Jello salad

Lawrence Welk

Now, I ask you…does anyone have to try to keep Whitey down? We’re doing a pretty good job ourselves. Who decided that we get the mayonnaise and the jello salad, and blacks get the fried chicken and watermelon? We might as well just throw in the brownies (I guess we get sugar cookies, oh yum.) and be done with it.

I’d add Will Wheaton and Wonder bread. And Bud lite.