re: #95 SanFranciscoZionist

Can you imagine, if you had no context for this?

One guy calls, screaming, there’s a moon demon in his turkey, OK, you get a few intensely crazy people every year. But then you get another. And another. They’re taking different angles, some are upset about the moon demon, some of them are screaming that you’re letting the terrorists win…you’re trying to piece all this together, in between talking to hysterical people who’ve got a frozen turkey in their bathtub at two in the afternoon.

I’d likely need to take medical leave after that. I’d need a week just to recover from the shock of that much insanity.