re: #522 gymnast

All they need to to to figure it out is to give a good sniff up under their left wing and if it smells like shit they can identify their own self. The other way of spotting shitbirds is to warch them fly for a while. Always the left circles outnumber the right as a result of their left wing leanings.

Tell me, when you snuffle up under your right wing and notice the Big Stink from that anatomical region, what do you conclude about yourself?

If you feel uncomfortable with the diversity of views here, there are lots of places you might find more congenial. There’s one calling itself a “blogmocracy” that’ll take just about anyone, even those with turds where their right frontal lobes should be. Price of admission is low. Just diss the folks - and most especially the owner - of this blog. Why, they’ll even put you on a prayer list run by a goddess.

I’m almost certain they’re just waiting for you. Can’t remember the address offhand, but I think it’s somewhere near the intersection of Merd Street and Offal Avenue, hard by the sewer pipe that feeds into right side of Scheissvogel Harbor.

Give it a look-see.