re: #969 Summer

HELLO! My name is Summer Seale, daughter of UMBATWA BAFEZU, former PRIME MINISTER OF NIGERIA.

As you may know, my father was ousted from power by a band of thugs and died recently in Botswana. However, he has left me a huge family fortune along the lines of $15,000,000. Unfortunately, I am unable to access this account at this time because of certain legal complications. I appeal to you to send me your bank account number so as to…

Only if you promise to come to my toga party.