I 'm sorry I failed to pee on the flowers on my way out the door! ;-)

His hair doesn't look as spectacular as normal.

I hereby declare a permanent sarc tag for the next 4 years.

Kragaristan is willing to enter into negotiations in return for Blago hair technology

Hehehe. Sounds like a kick-ass country.

OT:
Some spinoffs:
Hezballah Mahdi Scouts with photos and video (in French, in the comments)

Fox carries the story about the Hamas-seized UN aid

Scientologist Reveals "Psychiatry" Made Osama Do 9/11 (if that's who really did it)

You Blow Blago. He doesn't do apologies.

I'd feel better about him if this was real.

Where's the parody?

Blago is may favorite sociopath.

A crocodile shedding tears while eating its prey contain more sincerity.

Oops! Should have said !@###$$$ flowers. Sorry about that! ;-)

"I'm gonna choke you to death."

Hahahaha.

re: #12 quickjustice

Oops! Should have said !@###$$$ flowers. Sorry about that! ;-)

What, you apologized for something? You just failed to stay in character!

And the baby said....

re: #10 RightKlik

Blago is may favorite sociopath.

Pat Buchanan wins that award .

so does this mean O's not a motherfcker, anymore?

re: #16 notutopia

Pat Buchanan wins that award .

Thought he retired it and they hung his jersey up in the rafters.

Hey, even though he's barred from elected office, this should not be an impediment to him becoming the next Chairman of the DNC.
With the current standards of the Democratic Party I'd even say he would be a shoo-in......

re: #15 Racer X

And the baby said....

Oh, gosh. Where's Sharmuta when I need her!?

I served with Blago's hair, I knew Blago's hair, and you sir, are NOT Blago's hair.

Slow news day I see

Whoopie.
Blago got taped doing what all the other pols do.

re: #12 quickjustice

Oops! Should have said !@###$$$ flowers. Sorry about that! ;-)

And don't ever f**king let that happen again.........
:)

Good evening, Lizards.

A senior adviser to Iran’s president says dialogue with the US will succeed only if the Obama administration accepts Tehran’s right to have a nuclear programme.

[Link: www.ft.com...]

Well you got the right man in the WH?

Ain't life grand when the patsy is actually guilty?
Too bad the other principals will get off scot-free (you don't trade Senate seats with people off the street, you trade them with other politicians).

Nope, not that funny, just loud and yelling at me, that's not comedy (gee, sounds like some of my posts here).

re: #25 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards.

In my best Alfred Hitchcock imitation:
Good evening.
Tonight, we have a frightening story about an empty suit who becomes president of the United States.
But first, a word from our sponsor, the Ministry of Truth.

I'm expecting Blago to show up on the Home Shopping Network here sometime soon.

Panetta Earned $700,000 in Speaking and Consulting Fees, Forms Show

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

Then I guess that means he is going to take a pay cut?

re: #26 Nevergiveup

A senior adviser to Iran’s president says dialogue with the US will succeed only if the Obama administration accepts Tehran’s right to have a nuclear programme.

[Link: www.ft.com...]

Well you got the right man in the WH?

If they want to spell it that way, tell them to talk to the Euros, cause the Messiah ain't listenin'.

re: #20 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, gosh. Where's Sharmuta when I need her!?

What's your problem, she's with me.
/

Goddess is here, meaning I must clean up my act! ;-)

I think I would feel safer in Blagovegichland. At least he doesn't look like he is gonna end up being anybody's bitch.

Me and the roomie were driving around yesterday and on the radio I heard something where blago called himself the 'greatest martyr of all time" we had been talking to each other when that happened so I wasn't really paying that much attention to it until it was nearly over. I haven't had a chance to see if was actually said, or if I just mis-heard. Has anybody heard Blago say something like this?

re: #30 screaming_eagle

I'm expecting Blago to show up on the Home Shopping Network here sometime soon.

i think he loves his new found celebrity. i bet he thinks getting impeached was the best thing that ever happened to him.

The tapes of Blago disclose how the Chicago gang behaves behind closed doors.

re: #16 notutopia

Pat Buchanan wins that award .

PB may be a sociopath but he's not as cool as Blago.

re: #30 screaming_eagle

I'm expecting Blago to show up on the Home Shopping Network here sometime soon.

Let's Make A Deal.

re: #25 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards.

Some lizards on the previous thread thought you might like the LOL I linked.

re: #37 nyc redneck

I've been on HSN. I don't think selling zit cream to ladies is exactly his style! ;-)

'We're looking at a scenario where there's no more agriculture in California,' Steven Chu says. He sees education as a means to combat threat

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

This guy must be a barrel of laughs at parties?

re: #17 nyc redneck

so does this mean O's not a motherfcker, anymore?

Is Nancy Pelosi beautiful?

(GAK!)

re: #37 nyc redneck

i think he loves his new found celebrity. i bet he thinks getting impeached was the best thing that ever happened to him.

He kind of reminds me of the Iraqi Information Minister. I know he is the enemy, but he delights me!

re: #42 quickjustice

I've been on HSN. I don't think selling zit cream to ladies is exactly his style! ;-)

he loves the talk show circuit.

re: #36 chicagodudewhotrades

Me and the roomie were driving around yesterday and on the radio I heard something where blago called himself the 'greatest martyr of all time" we had been talking to each other when that happened so I wasn't really paying that much attention to it until it was nearly over. I haven't had a chance to see if was actually said, or if I just mis-heard. Has anybody heard Blago say something like this?

Here's what I found:

Then the day unfolded and I had a whole bunch of thoughts, of course my children and my wife, and then I thought about Mandela, Dr. King, Gandhi and trying to put some perspective in all of this and that’s what I’m doing now.

It sounds like he's saying he isn't as important as those guys, but making that comparison at all is pretty stupid.

re: #30 screaming_eagle

I'm expecting Blago to show up on the Home Shopping Network here sometime soon.

He'll hawk his wares at Rod'sBlag.org(ganized crime)/paytoplay

re: #41 CyanSnowHawk

Some lizards on the previous thread thought you might like the LOL I linked.

I LOVE it! It was also my goodnight post to pre-Boomer Marine brat.

re: #45 Silhouette

He kind of reminds me of the Iraqi Information Minister. I know he is the enemy, but he delights me!

LOL, that's exactly right. he has almost become a lovable clown.

re: #37 nyc redneck

i think he loves his new found celebrity. i bet he thinks getting impeached was the best thing that ever happened to him.

He's a shew-in for senator in 2010.

re: #43 Nevergiveup

'We're looking at a scenario where there's no more agriculture in California,' Steven Chu says. He sees education as a means to combat threat

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

This guy must be a barrel of laughs at parties?

quotes zero sources...I read it this morning....another lunatic looking for his 15min

re: #29 Kosh's Shadow

In my best Alfred Hitchcock imitation:
Good evening.
Tonight, we have a frightening story about an empty suit who becomes president of the United States.
But first, a word from our sponsor, the Ministry of Truth.

I had an LP of Alfred Hitchcock introducing spooky stories when I was a kid. I love his voice.

re: #43 Nevergiveup

'We're looking at a scenario where there's no more agriculture in California,' Steven Chu says. He sees education as a means to combat threat

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

This guy must be a barrel of laughs at parties?

Don't forget what he also needs along with education "... along with billions of dollars for alternative energy research and infrastructure, a national standard for electricity from renewable sources and cap-and-trade legislation to limit greenhouse gas emissions."

All We need is Hope and Change....along with billions of dollars. Can we just add that to the end of any statement they make that contains the words "what we need"?

re: #34 quickjustice

Goddess is here, meaning I must clean up my act! ;-)

I'm glad I bring out the best in you!

I think Blago has done everything NOT like anyone expected.

RFK Jr.: Hog farms bigger threat than Osama

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

/which headline is from The Onion?

re: #52 albusteve

quotes zero sources...I read it this morning....another lunatic looking for his 15min

Maybe but this idiot is in the Cabinet

re: #15 Racer X

And the baby said....

LMAO

re: #52 albusteve

quotes zero sources...I read it this morning....another lunatic looking for his 15min

But its what he FEELS, man!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

//

re: #57 Killian Bundy

RFK Jr.: Hog farms bigger threat than Osama

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

/which headline is from The Onion?

That's too easy.

re: #58 Nevergiveup

Maybe but this idiot is in the Cabinet

he's a friggin idiot...this could happen, that might happen...well duh!...Kalifornication is lost, gone imo because of fools just like Chu

re: #55 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm glad I bring out the best in you!

Kind regards Goddess....

re: #49 goddessoftheclassroom

I LOVE it! It was also my goodnight post to pre-Boomer Marine brat.

I want some BACON

I just got my "Pocket Obama" in the mail from Amazon (really). It is smaller than it appears in the picture. In the picture, it is shown being placed in a lapel pocket on a suit jacket, so a part of it is already in the pocket. Well, it's not much bigger than the part you can actually see. It is about 3 inches by 2 1/2 inches sq., about 30 pages and contains such memorial saying like...

"We can build a more hopeful America"

At 5.95 per copy for this thing, someone can.

Oh, and by the way, I found the coupon for the unicorn in the package from Amazon.

re: #60 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

But its what he FEELS, man!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

//

right...I don't even know what to think about that state....they are suicidal

New Gitmo Graduates Al Qaeda video translated for your viewing pleasure...

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

I just got my "Pocket Obama" in the mail from Amazon (really). It is smaller than it appears in the picture. Well, it's not much bigger than the part you can actually see.
"

Sounds just like Obama, don't it?

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

I just got my "Pocket Obama" in the mail from Amazon (really). It is smaller than it appears in the picture. In the picture, it is shown being placed in a lapel pocket on a suit jacket, so a part of it is already in the pocket. Well, it's not much bigger than the part you can actually see. It is about 3 inches by 2 1/2 inches sq., about 30 pages and contains such memorial saying like...

"We can build a more hopeful America"

At 5.95 per copy for this thing, someone can.

Oh, and by the way, I found the coupon for the unicorn in the package from Amazon.

take a pic and post it Walter, maybe in the beak of the sweet Maisey.

re: #52 albusteve

quotes zero sources...

That's what makes him so refreshing!

"To say the least, it's a breath of fresh air," said Bernadette Del Chiaro, who directs the clean air and global warming program for Environment California.

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

I just got my "Pocket Obama" in the mail from Amazon (really). It is smaller than it appears in the picture. In the picture, it is shown being placed in a lapel pocket on a suit jacket, so a part of it is already in the pocket. Well, it's not much bigger than the part you can actually see. It is about 3 inches by 2 1/2 inches sq., about 30 pages and contains such memorial saying like...

"We can build a more hopeful America"

At 5.95 per copy for this thing, someone can.

Oh, and by the way, I found the coupon for the unicorn in the package from Amazon.

You're kidding about the book, right?.........right?

re: #55 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm glad I bring out the best in you!

Quickie story, Goddess. I had a customer last night, who happens to be a teacher at the high school I graduated from. As we were story telling; I decided to melt her heart with the teacher I would like to find and apologize to for being such a pain in those days.

She said, "What was her name?" I told her, "Mrs. Jones." She said, and I quote, "Oh my god. That is the most dreadful woman I ever met in my life. If you made her life miserable, I'd like to thank you."

Actually lifted 28 years of guilt right off of me.

re: #57 Killian Bundy

RFK Jr.: Hog farms bigger threat than Osama

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

/which headline is from The Onion?

I'm currently recovering from this:

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

I just got my "Pocket Obama" in the mail from Amazon (really). It is smaller than it appears in the picture. In the picture, it is shown being placed in a lapel pocket on a suit jacket, so a part of it is already in the pocket. Well, it's not much bigger than the part you can actually see. It is about 3 inches by 2 1/2 inches sq., about 30 pages and contains such memorial saying like...

"We can build a more hopeful America"

At 5.95 per copy for this thing, someone can.

Oh, and by the way, I found the coupon for the unicorn in the package from Amazon.

Do you carry it around and flash it like a secret badge to get good sitting at resteraunts and admitted to hot clubs? IRS "pass"?

re: #25 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards.

Good afternoon, Goddess!

goddess - on your prayer list - I think there may be some lizards who have been laid off in the recent economic downturn - some people have no problem mentioning it, but others do - perhaps a general prayer for those who have lost their jobs?

re: #66 albusteve

right...I don't even know what to think about that state....they are suicidal

I'm from there. I'm sizing up my neighbors to see who lives and who dies when the time comes.

/

re: #74 monkeytime

Do you carry it around and flash it like a secret badge to get good sitting at resteraunts and admitted to hot clubs? IRS "pass"?

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

re: #75 reine.de.tout

Good afternoon, Goddess!

goddess - on your prayer list - I think there may be some lizards who have been laid off in the recent economic downturn - some people have no problem mentioning it, but others do - perhaps a general prayer for those who have lost their jobs?

All five-hundred million of them, please.
//

re: #75 reine.de.tout

Good afternoon, Goddess!

goddess - on your prayer list - I think there may be some lizards who have been laid off in the recent economic downturn - some people have no problem mentioning it, but others do - perhaps a general prayer for those who have lost their jobs?

Excellent suggestion. It's done. I'll post it in a few minutes.

Lizards: any updates or additions for the Prayer List?

re: #70 UFO TOFU

it's an unholy strokefest out there....I could actually care less

re: #72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Quickie story, Goddess. I had a customer last night, who happens to be a teacher at the high school I graduated from. As we were story telling; I decided to melt her heart with the teacher I would like to find and apologize to for being such a pain in those days.

She said, "What was her name?" I told her, "Mrs. Jones." She said, and I quote, "Oh my god. That is the most dreadful woman I ever met in my life. If you made her life miserable, I'd like to thank you."

Actually lifted 28 years of guilt right off of me.

You know, there are some people who have teaching jobs, but they're not teachers. Your Mrs. Jones sounds like that...

re: #80 albusteve

it's an unholy strokefest out there....

So you saw Ben Hur's link too?

re: #77 Guanxi88

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

He should fire up, he'll be late to the scene, but, since the product is mandatory, he'll still make some $.

re: #78 Soona'

All five-hundred million of them, please.
//

Well, yes - why not?
They could all use a little extra strength right now.
No limit that I know of on the number of folks one can pray for. . .

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

re: #76 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm from there. I'm sizing up my neighbors to see who lives and who dies when the time comes.

/

I know you are...it grieves me on that account to express myself but they made me do it....fucking idiots...my home state, MI, is a veritable cesspool

re: #77 Guanxi88

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

I think it could make money. You could even sell them on Ebay and throw in a certificate for 5 Carbon Credits for "2 or more " purchases as a bonus. Maybe we could get the Sham Wow guy to hock them.
I've already seen the Obama Votive Candle so we will have to think of something else.

re: #76 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm from there. I'm sizing up my neighbors to see who lives and who dies when the time comes.

/

The true test will be if there's a showdown with the libtards. They're all pussies and will get their clocks cleaned, if it's a fair fight........which ain't guaranteed cause like I said, they're pussies and pussies don't fight fair.

I would think if you were going through the trouble and expense of making a video you could have least spent a few bucks and bought a cheezy looking Blago wig.

re: #83 Taqyia2Me

He should fire up, he'll be late to the scene, but, since the product is mandatory, he'll still make some $.

I'll make a confession: I looked to see what was out there. Not as much as you'd think; mostly posters, stickers, and other crap. But for good, old fashioned cult-of-personality knick-knacks, nobody's really fired up the assembly lines yet, except for cheap, tawdry crap like bobble-heads and action figures.

re: #81 goddessoftheclassroom

You know, there are some people who have teaching jobs, but they're not teachers. Your Mrs. Jones sounds like that...

It would be me, too, which is why I always knew I should never be a teacher. People who can really teach - I find them amazing.

A friend once described my method of teaching as this:

First, you say it one time, really fast.
Then somebody asks a question.
Then you say, "Well, WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?".

Anyone who is a genuine teacher is amazing.

re: #82 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So you saw Ben Hur's link too?

no...my body is a temple...I will not taint it's pureness

re: #71 Soona'

You're kidding about the book, right?.........right?

No.

re: #74 monkeytime

Do you carry it around and flash it like a secret badge to get good sitting at resteraunts and admitted to hot clubs? IRS "pass"?

I just got it. Give me a few days.

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Okay. I believe it. This is beyond nuts

re: #84 reine.de.tout

Well, yes - why not?
They could all use a little extra strength right now.
No limit that I know of on the number of folks one can pray for. . .

Thanks...

re: #77 Guanxi88

Apply for government loan guarantees. Hurry and get your request in the stimulus package.

re: #91 reine.de.tout

It would be me, too, which is why I always knew I should never be a teacher. People who can really teach - I find them amazing.

A friend once described my method of teaching as this:

First, you say it one time, really fast.
Then somebody asks a question.
Then you say, "Well, WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?".

Anyone who is a genuine teacher is amazing.

One of the best moments is when a student "gets" a concept.

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

I need a copy. Immediately. And I believe I have an Amazon gift card balance burning a hole in cyberspace.

re: #69 bellamags

take a pic and post it Walter, maybe in the beak of the sweet Maisey.

I paid 5.95 plus 3/95 shipping. I don't have that kind of money to waste as a play toy for Maisey.

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Dear God. They have no sense of irony.

re: #77 Guanxi88

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

Sounds like a good plan to make some money. The Demonratic party headquarters in my county had a shrine set up for JFK. A large portrait on a shelf, with flowers and candles around it. I don't recall anything like that at the Republican headquarters, only that it was located next to a gun shop.

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Umm... you're pulling our legs right? There is no such book, is there? Lately I'm having a hard time telling the difference between reality & farce.

re: #77 Guanxi88

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

he is a passing fad. make small quantities.
you don't want to be stuck w/ a bunch of junk merchandize.

re: #88 LGoPs

The true test will be if there's a showdown with the libtards. They're all pussies and will get their clocks cleaned, if it's a fair fight........which ain't guaranteed cause like I said, they're pussies and pussies don't fight fair.

Only pussies whine about a fair fight.

re: #93 Walter L. Newton

I just got it. Give me a few days.

Be sure to let us know. I'm curious.

re: #39 RightKlik

PB may be a sociopath but he's not as cool as Blago.

Cool? You're entitled to your opinion.
; )

re: #97 goddessoftheclassroom

One of the best moments is when a student "gets" a concept.

That must be incredibly satisfying.
I have the utmost respect for those who can really teach.

re: #92 albusteve

no...my body is a temple...I will not taint it's pureness

Well. It 'taint pure.

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

I hear ya and I saw something similar at the Amazon site. Quite honestly, I don't know what to say because everything that comes to mind will get me banned.

re: #102 Kenneth

Umm... you're pulling our legs right? There is no such book, is there? Lately I'm having a hard time telling the difference between reality & farce.

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

re: #99 Walter L. Newton

I paid 5.95 plus 3/95 shipping. I don't have that kind of money to waste as a play toy for Maisey.

I'll send you 10 bucks

re: #96 solomonpanting

Apply for government loan guarantees. Hurry and get your request in the stimulus package.

Funny thing about that - suppliers in China have gotten really leery about dealing with Americans lately. Used to be, 30% up-front, and the rest after delivery and upon approval; now, I get "100% T/T or IRC, upfront" every time on every contract. Thought it was just me, but find a number of others are experiencing similar problems. Asked one guy I knew and trusted about it, he said, in essence "It's not that we don't trust you, it's just that we'd rather make sure you guys have the money now. We doubt whether you could get it later."

re: #79 goddessoftheclassroom

Excellent suggestion. It's done. I'll post it in a few minutes.

Lizards: any updates or additions for the Prayer List?

My dear Goddess..You put Jordan on the prayer list after he returned from Iraq and was scheduled to go to Afghanistan in January. Since then he got married to his high school sweetheart..and now the 3/5 Marines are deployed to Japan..When he returns home he gets out and wants to be a policeman..
Hi my name is the Hoopster..and I approve the Goddess's prayer list.
I can't put into words right now your kindness...

Umm....that was terrible.

re: #104 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Only pussies whine about a fair fight.

Winners go home with the prom queen

re: #104 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Only pussies whine about a fair fight.

LOL...........meow.....
:)

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

Walter are you joking?

re: #103 nyc redneck

he is a passing fad. make small quantities.
you don't want to be stuck w/ a bunch of junk merchandize.

Well, I sorta figured that; small volume is the best way to go, anyway - leaves fewer opportunities for them to slip junk into the merchandise.

re: #115 Nevergiveup

Winners go home with the prom queen

And do what with the prom queen?

/Rock

re: #79 goddessoftheclassroom

Excellent suggestion. It's done. I'll post it in a few minutes.

Lizards: any updates or additions for the Prayer List?

goddess, wyatt posted a request to add Hoppes to the prayer list. She has sick children, lost her MIL, and sounds very stressed. Please add. Thank you.

re: #100 SurferDoc

Dear God. They have no sense of irony.

I want to find out more about "The History Company" that publishes this. They have quite a selection of products on their website related to history, but this little gem really seems to either be a big joke or they are a front for communists, because that into to the book reads to much like pure "party line" stuff.

The book is real, but I'm not sure how "real."

re: #116 LGoPs

LOL...........meow.....
:)

I've always been more of a sneak into their camps in the dead of night and crush their head with a rock while they sleep kind of fighter.

If I want a fair fight, I go to a boxing match.

re: #108 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well. It 'taint pure.

I will not have the soil of lust within me....

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

Please say you're kidding and just made that up.

re: #117 Typicalwhitey

Walter are you joking?

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

re: #121 Walter L. Newton

I want to find out more about "The History Company" that publishes this. They have quite a selection of products on their website related to history, but this little gem really seems to either be a big joke or they are a front for communists, because that into to the book reads to much like pure "party line" stuff.

The book is real, but I'm not sure how "real."

I would be relieved to find out that it was a gag.

re: #124 reine.de.tout

Please say you're kidding and just made that up.

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

re: #77 Guanxi88

So, lemme ask you Lizards a question:

What with the Cult of the One in full swing, should I get suppliers lined up for the statuettes, figurines, and other party-approved knick-knacks? I know a guy in the PRC whose shop used to do jade Mao works (pendants, necklaces, bi disks, tea pots, the whole megillah), and wonder whether he shouldn't fire up to make idols of the latest socialist godling.

Make him into a bong. That would be a big seller for all the stoners that voted for the asshole........

re: #126 SurferDoc

I would be relieved to find out that it was a gag.

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

re: #122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've always been more of a sneak into their camps in the dead of night and crush their head with a rock while they sleep kind of fighter.

If I want a fair fight, I go to a boxing match.

If it's with mike tyson, cover your ears

re: #117 Typicalwhitey

The book is real. I just ordered a copy.

Pocket Obama

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

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(49) $11.16
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(764) $14.28

re: #116 LGoPs

LOL...........meow.....
:)

Cat fight

re: #127 Walter L. Newton

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Product description from Amazon:Product Description

This is the little blue book that right-wing partisans love to hate. Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, POCKET OBAMA is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings, intended to keep the momentum going for those inspired by his message of hope and change. The portable book serves as a reminder of the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words, a primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story. His captivating oratory has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency and set a true course for the future. Includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. POCKET OBAMA is essential reading as we pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin the work of remaking America.

Oh, gag me!

re: #128 LGoPs

Make him into a bong. That would be a big seller for all the stoners that voted for the asshole........

DO you know what burning weed does to jade? Neither do I; not a bad idea.

re: #112 Guanxi88

That must hurt.

re: #122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've always been more of a sneak into their camps in the dead of night and crush their head with a rock while they sleep kind of fighter.

If I want a fair fight, I go to a boxing match.

I remember watching what's his name spit out Holyfields ear thinking OMG!

$3 Million Ransom Dropped to Pirates on Ship Carrying Russian Tanks

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

I doubt the tanks are worth that much?

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

Sounds like it was written for the purpose of hypnotizing 3rd graders.

A review from the Amazon link:

"This is either a joke or the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Can sane American's really have such worshipful adoration for any politician, expecially to this level? Supporting a politician is one thing, but this is sick, sick, sick. Mao's Little Red Book, now Obama's Little Blue Book. This is actually beyond sick, its frightenly delusional. Who published this, Louis Farakhan?"

re: #88 LGoPs

and pussies don't fight fair.

[Link: weblog.signonsandiego.com...]

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

Does it include "We are the ones we've been waiting for."?

re: #120 notutopia

goddess, wyatt posted a request to add Hoppes to the prayer list. She has sick children, lost her MIL, and sounds very stressed. Please add. Thank you.

Done.

re: #137 albusteve

I remember watching what's his name spit out Holyfields ear thinking OMG!

I know, like my mom used to say: Son I don't care what you bite off, but you better swallow it!

re: #129 Walter L. Newton

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

From the reviews:

"By JBJ (USA) - See all my reviews

I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn't have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, "No charge!" At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!

Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It's like an all-access pass and everything is free!

Thanks, Mr. Obama! "

re: #110 Walter L. Newton

But it's got to be a satire, right? There must be a limit to Obama's ego, no?

re: #128 LGoPs

Make him into a bong. That would be a big seller for all the stoners that voted for the asshole........

The Obonga Blowhard. Puff puff share........

re: #136 solomonpanting

That must hurt.

Well, to be fair to them, I can't say I blame them too much. A certain amount of mutual suspicion is part of the game, even within a guanxiwang (guanxi network), but here lately, it's like your bartender telling you that he's not gonna let you run a tab anymore, and, in fact, you gotta pay for each round individually.

re: #138 Nevergiveup

$3 Million Ransom Dropped to Pirates on Ship Carrying Russian Tanks

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

I doubt the tanks are worth that much?

they dont want the world to see what junk they ship around the world to their minons....

re: #131 Lincolntf

The book is real. I just ordered a copy.

I honestly thought it was a spoof.
No Obama autographed copies for 5000.00 each?

re: #122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've always been more of a sneak into their camps in the dead of night and crush their head with a rock while they sleep kind of fighter.

If I want a fair fight, I go to a boxing match.

I agree with you. By unfair I meant more like the chickenshits would make sure they used the government to wage their fight. The way I want to deal with socialist commie bastards is to tell them....'if you want my stuff, come and fucking get it'.........

re: #140 SurferDoc

A review from the Amazon link:

"This is either a joke or the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Can sane American's really have such worshipful adoration for any politician, expecially to this level? Supporting a politician is one thing, but this is sick, sick, sick. Mao's Little Red Book, now Obama's Little Blue Book. This is actually beyond sick, its frightenly delusional. Who published this, Louis Farakhan?"

This one is marked as the most helpful "favorable" review:

I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn't have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, "No charge!" At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!

Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It's like an all-access pass and everything is free!

Thanks, Mr. Obama!

LOL!

re: #131 Lincolntf

The book is real. I just ordered a copy.

OMG.
The koskiddies are 'takin it to the man'.
morons are organizing to storm congress and force the porkulus bill through LMAO

re: #99 Walter L. Newton

I paid 5.95 plus 3/95 shipping. I don't have that kind of money to waste as a play toy for Maisey.

And that's such an important document. Use it wisely.
//

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

The Little Red Book was officially a requirement to carry around for white collar workers and students. The 'unofficial requirement' line is officially fucking scary.

re: #145 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

From the reviews:

"By JBJ (USA) - See all my reviews

I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn't have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, "No charge!" At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!

Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It's like an all-access pass and everything is free!

Thanks, Mr. Obama! "

ROFLMAO!

re: #85 Walter L. Newton

Addendum to the Pocket Obama post I made above. The intro to the book is even more scary than what was listed with the ads I have seen at Amazon and other places. I will transcribe it to you here.

"It is an unofficial requirement for every American citizen to own, read, and to carry this book at all times. Printed in a size that easily fits into a pocket or purse, it is comprised of quotations borrowed from the President's speeches and writings. His guiding principle will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change.

In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly. Learn earnestly and diligently.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story."

You read it here, folks.

Fine, but I'm not gonna kneel and face Hawaii or anything weird.

Lizard Prayer List 2/4/09
Prayers for thanks, praise, comfort, strength, healing, and hope

Seeking Updates
Many thanks to Ben Z and Cap'n Doc for starting this.

Community issues:
Our troops
Israel
Our country going forward
Georgia/Ossetia
Gilad Schalit, for his release.
The contractors still held hostage
Brian at Snapped Shot: for justice

Thanksgivings
knitwit: mother’s peaceful passing after long illness
HoosierHoops: son Jordan deployed to Japan instead of Afghanistan & grandchild on the way
BaseballMom57: husband recovering at home
Vxbush: health issues diagnosed
Wolfie: nephew (USAR-spec ops) got home from Iraq a couple of months ago safe and sound, and he and his wife are expecting their second child.
eschew_obfuscation: family’s health and happiness
Empire1: out of the hospital after suffering a stroke, practically fully recovered
Loppyd: future plans

Health issues:
Hoppes: has sick children, lost her MIL, and is very stressed
Kenneth: mom diagnosed with cancer and has been told she has a matter of weeks left.
UberInfidel67: brothers health after polyps removal
Aussiemagpie: children with health issues
Walter Cronanty: son with recurrence of leukemia & recovering from bone marrow transplant.
logboy: recovery from injuries received in combat in Iraq
Dublin(CA)Dude – extensive cancer
gettinby: sister diagnosed with Sjogren’s Syndrome
Yochanan: d-i-l (ronite bas golda) undergoing surgery.
Knitwit: niece Elizabeth has a nasty MRSA infection after orthopedic surgery
tfc3rid: gf's 89 year old grandmother (suffered a a large stroke and is in rehab) and her uncle who is suffering from throat cancer; and continued prayers for dad who has MS
Typicalwhitey: father’s undergoing tests for pancreatic cancer
MNsnowlizard: Had open heart surgery in February (35 years old) and could be facing another one
twincitiesgirl: husband fighting cancer
Cato the elder: health issues
mikeymom: sister suffered a stroke
Josephine: daughter diagnosed with rare, chronic illness
yma o hyd: dear friend Anne has a blood disorder
jamsler: sister, just diagnosed with thyroid cancer; father, getting biopsy of a possible malignancy in his throat.
CoCo: mother paralyzed (due to strokes) and is now having new health problems
gop_patriot: friend’s 8-year-old son starting chemo
Pingjockey: friend Bob with a carcinoma, recovering from surgery
jorline: scleritis (eye disease), rheumatoid arthritis; father who has colon cancer
realwest: metastasizing cancer; mom Type II diabetes
AKAK: Parkinson’s diagnosis confirmed
eaglewingz08: intestinal cancer; has bad case of Grave’s disease, thyroid disorder
Noamsayin: niece and dad battling cancer
Truck Monkey: Brady (11-year-old with brain cancer who is on the football team he coaches)
Shaky Louie: chronic pancriatitis, and an (as yet) undiagnosed liver problem.
loppyd: step-father back in the hospital
Macker: health issues and treatment
newsjunkie_ky: Step-Dad
Sarah: dad (cancer);
Zonie: cancer and renal failure
Pro-Bush Canuck: sister’s illness
kcladderman: father’s throat cancer; just finisher second round of radiation
Clutch: 82-year-old mom’s recovery from eye surgery
BBev: wife’s illness and great pain, having gone from bad to worse
Kenneth: beloved daughter "M" serious chronic illness.
Cartman: liver and other health problems
Irene NYC: mom’s cancer
/cont’d

re: #133 DEZes

Cat fight

ROFLMAO.............
:)

re: #147 monkeytime

The Obonga Blowhard. Puff puff share........

I doubt Barry shared, truth be told.

re: #139 monkeytime

Sounds like it was written for the purpose of hypnotizing 3rd graders.

What!

re: #144 Nevergiveup

I know, like my mom used to say: Son I don't care what you bite off, but you better swallow it!

god what a freak...just a fucking freakola

re: #139 monkeytime

Sounds like it was written for the purpose of hypnotizing 3rd graders.

when is everybody going to come back to their senses and snap out of it,
already ! ! !

Lizard Prayer List, cont’d:
Family, friend, and life situations:
Lizards in need of particular career opportunities.
Vxbush: two Lizard friends dealing with big issues
Army Green since '92: post has lost three soldiers in Afghanistan; friends deploying there next week.
yma o hyd: ease the grief of friend who lost her husband of 59 years
Taqiyyotomist: strength in difficult times
FBV: that the unknowns find fulfillment
Vxbush: daughter’s financial issues
Yochanan: son in IDF
Bcgirl: sponsored child, Alia in Egypt
Wyatt Earp: Uncle Joe; prostate cancer returned
West Texas: brother’s decision
Victor_yugo: job
laZardo: strength of purpose
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey: mom home from the hospital but may be regressing
A Kiwi Infidel: Natasha and her husband mourning the loss of the younger child.
MandyManners: finding answers and solutions
neocon hippie: grieving for big black kitty, Ripple
Cast Iron Magnolia: nephew, David, who's a Marine serving in Iraq
HHC 2-2 SCR: for those we lost and their family and friends and for thanks for those that are finally back and one for the safety of those still waiting to return.
lightsout: to make a wise decision
BeerDrinking VictoryMonkey: strength to overcome a personal issue, and for wisdom in discerning another one
Flynmudd: son deployed to Middle East
x-wing: son diagnosed with Asperger’s (mild autism)
Mars Needs Neocons: job
jcm: previous foster daughters going back with families; new 5-week-old foster daughter.
Pvt Bin Jammin: best friend’s passing
Josephine: painful loss
Jammiewearingfool: sister’s passing
David Simon: mom (Alzheimer's)
Intrepid: Mom has Alzheimer's and Intrepid is caretaker
conservgirl: atheist SPM, that he finds the Lord
Lizards with family issues
Hayseed: extended family challenges
Noraono: colleagues laid off in building industry
antiislamist: in need of prayers
lone_wolf_in_illinois: friends and family in Israel
GotC: kids
Danger close: general
zulubaby, Carl in Jerusalem, Mr Pol, Golden Jerusalem, basically all the minion in eretz Yisrael
noam sayin': comfort for a lost brother
Buckeye Abroad: in the belly of the beast of Eurabia
ChildOfMary: job for hubby and health for self
nonic: general
yank in EU: general
MdiM: general
Suzette: general

The reviews are hilarious!

re: #165 SurferDoc

The reviews are hilarious!

I was just reading the "favorable" reviews. they are hilarious!

link:

re: #150 notutopia

I thought it had to be a joke, too.
Who knew that the Lefty dumb-asses were as dumb as we thought they were?

Walter...I've seen you speaking of "The Little Blue Book" for three weeks (or so) thought it was a running gag.

Holy crap! You weren't kidding!

Walter,
I just checked the Amazon link that you posted, and saw that they are also offering Alinsky's book. You can *look inside* but when I asked to see the SURPRISE ME! page, it wanted a password. No way am I going to do that! Is Amazon in these guys pocket as well?
Alinsky

i wonder if he is at the point where he could call for human sacrifice and get volunteers.
to cure something.
global warming or make iran unclinch their fist.

re: #139 monkeytime

Sounds like it was written for the purpose of hypnotizing 3rd graders.

You'd think. But I bet many college grads are totally enthralled by it.

re: #160 Guanxi88

I doubt Barry shared, truth be told.

Puff puff pay?

re: #166 reine.de.tout

I was just reading the "favorable" reviews. they are hilarious!

link:

Those are great reviews, lmao.

re: #129 Walter L. Newton

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

This has to be a prank of some kind because of it isn't we're in for a world of hurt here. Bad enough that libs on Obama's email list get bombarded with 'do this, do that', 'watch this video', 'organize this party' crap.

OMG.

re: #169 Wishing

Walter,
I just checked the Amazon link that you posted, and saw that they are also offering Alinsky's book. You can *look inside* but when I asked to see the SURPRISE ME! page, it wanted a password. No way am I going to do that! Is Amazon in these guys pocket as well?
Alinsky

Did you try "Little Blue Book" or "Obama" for the password?

re: #173 monkeytime

Puff puff pay?

Something like that; he strikes me as being the guy who always showed up when you had some, never had any when you didn't, and would be sure to pay you the next time he got some cash.

In this beautiful book. In it you will find an abundance of inspirational quotes from many of Obamas best speech writers.

Some reviewer...funny stuff.

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Is there any possibility--any possibility at all--that the "Pocket Obama" is an exercise in extremely deadpan satire?

Or not?

I would say extreme possibility. Especially with the name "little blue book" and the "unofficial requirement to carry at all times."

Surely, they aren't THAT overt.

goddessoftheclassroom

That prayer list is one of the nicest things, human things I've encountered on the internet.

Thank you!

re: #125 Walter L. Newton

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Hahaha! Comments from your link:

I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn't have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, "No charge!" At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!

Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It's like an all-access pass and everything is free!

Thanks, Mr. Obama!

re: #179 Silhouette

thats what we were saying before the election.

re: #181 Racer X

Check out this one.

By Rick

I use the pages of this book to scratch my balls. It really does work miracles!

Bwahahaha!

"Why should I buy this here? I'm sure I will get one free in the reeducation camp."

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Is there any possibility--any possibility at all--that the "Pocket Obama" is an exercise in extremely deadpan satire?

Or not?

That's what I am trying to find out. The company seems to have a large product line, and it's all legit history based products. Without reading each and every book and printed item they offer, I can't tell if they have some radical editorial bent, but...

It's possible that they decided to do this as total satire, with out even the barest suggestion that it is satire, which of course, defines satire.

re: #177 Guanxi88

Something like that; he strikes me as being the guy who always showed up when you had some, never had any when you didn't, and would be sure to pay you the next time he got some cash.

"I will glad you pay Tuesday for a hamburger today".

Ok funny story lizards. I'm watching NCIS on the tube.. the beginning shows everybody in a sex harassment class..
I worked for the DOD during tailhook and we went to 8 FRIGGING HOURS of class in the auditorium... Here is what is funny.. A bunch of us all came into the job at the same time..Many were very attractive women college grads.
We all became close and fast friends..going to weddings, watching our babies being born...Super Bowl parties...
We all sat together during our schooling...In the back..And this girls kept whispering the most dirtiest, blue jokes you can even imagine..just to get us to laugh.. One girl kept leaning forward saying.. i swear hoopster I'll make you laugh out loud after lunch...We were great friends...I miss them..
NCIS opening just made me remember what great friends I had working in the DOD.

re: #180 sphincter

goddessoftheclassroom

That prayer list is one of the nicest things, human things I've encountered on the internet.

Thank you!

You're very kind--it is a small act of service for me, and I'm so glad to do it.

re: #153 Typicalwhitey

OMG.
The koskiddies are 'takin it to the man'.
morons are organizing to storm congress and force the porkulus bill through LMAO

You laugh now, but history says that is precisely what to expect. I am reading A History of the Weimar Republic. Thuggery is how Hitler's minions got their stuff approved.

Obama has provided the catch phrase that will, undoubtedly, be the hallmark of his administration: "I screwed up."

re: #154 Soona'

And that's such an important document. Use it wisely.
//

Git some damn fire insurance, ASAP.

re: #135 Guanxi88

DO you know what burning weed does to jade? Neither do I; not a bad idea.

Jade is a conductor of heat. I doubt anything like that would hurt it. Try wrapping a strand of hair around a piece of jade and then apply a flame. The hair does not burn. Great test for real jade.

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Is there any possibility--any possibility at all--that the "Pocket Obama" is an exercise in extremely deadpan satire?

Or not?

I hope it's satire. Really and truly. Because if not....well...I think we all know the answer to that one.

re: #185 buzzsawmonkey

But Amazon accepted it into my "shopping cart". I'm going to check if they charged my account. Walter actually has a hard copy, right?

re: #158 goddessoftheclassroom

Goddess - thank you. Brought tears to my eyes.......and prayers to my lips.

I'm a little technically challenged. Can any lizard out there tell me how I can print off a copy of Goddess' lists so I can have ready access to them?

Eh, this guy is way too attractive to be Meal-O-Rod, and his hair doesn't look like you could ricochet DU-tipped bullets off of it.

re: #187 monkeytime

"I will glad you pay Tuesday for a hamburger today".

WIMPY!

re: #197 LGoPs

Goddess - thank you. Brought tears to my eyes.......and prayers to my lips.

I'm a little technically challenged. Can any lizard out there tell me how I can print off a copy of Goddess' lists so I can have ready access to them?

If you press A, you'll select the list. Open up a new Word document, then press V to paste it. Then save it as and where you'd like. It's in two parts because it's too may characters for one post.

re: #197 LGoPs

Click on the post number (#158 in this instance). A new window or browser tab will open with that post alone. Then go up to your menu at the top, select File/Print and a way you go.

re: #197 LGoPs

Goddess - thank you. Brought tears to my eyes.......and prayers to my lips.

I'm a little technically challenged. Can any lizard out there tell me how I can print off a copy of Goddess' lists so I can have ready access to them?

You can download for free Snagit It will print anything on the screen...Saves the 3000 pages of previous posts from being printed

re: #161 Walter L. Newton

What!

You have to teach masey to type. Hah!

re: #201 goddessoftheclassroom

re: #202 Kenneth

re: #203 HoosierHoops

Thank you my friends....

re: #199 buzzsawmonkey

Oh, I getcha. I misunderstood.

re: #205 LGoPs

re: #202 Kenneth

re: #203 HoosierHoops

Thank you my friends....

Kind regards my friend..This is a dead thread.. so I'll post this..
Don't download the prayer list...Just don't..
When you read that list with the heart of gold you have..
Say a silent prayer to God for those you wish to comfort...That tear in your eye is more important to God that all the lists taped up to your wall or filed away..I've only learned a couple things in my life about Religion..
God only cares about purity in heart and love..
The rest is all bullshit...

re: #207 ploome hineni

unFKNbelievable what we have 'leading' this country

/what are the chances Nobama steps down?

"What are the chances Nobama steps down in it."
Fixed. ;)

Right on target! Where's the parody?

whatever it was, it was damn funny, especially here I am in space......lol