Obama Speaks

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All the networks are interrupting their programming to bring us Barack Obama’s first prime time news conference, and here’s a thread to discuss it…

UPDATE at 2/9/09 5:22:32 pm:

The line of the night so far:

“Now it’s time for Iran to send some signals that it wants to act differently.”

Unclench!

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941 comments
1 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 4:59:51pm

When

2 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:00:48pm

Obama - The Early Years.

3 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:00:56pm

Supposed to start in about a minute.

4 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:04pm

at 8

5 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:09pm

Where is everyone? Is American Idol on?

6 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:12pm

Oh, shit. Hold onto your wallets!

7 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:18pm

Oh dear Lord, Shep Smith.

How I despise that detestable Oompa Loompa.

8 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:20pm

Thanks Charles!

9 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:33pm

he better be done before 24

10 Panhandler  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:39pm

re: #1 Walter L. Newton
Walter, be patiens. Hope and change don’t happen overnight.

11 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:43pm

I still can’t believe that this do-nothing, professional provocateur is the President.
What the fuck have we done…………

12 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:45pm

I think I’m beginning to hear angels singing.

13 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:01:49pm

Well, let’s see what he’s got to say. I suspect it’s just more berating of the Republicans for not going along with the Democrat way of doing things. Thanks for the thread, Charles.

14 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:04pm

What’s the point?

15 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:04pm

Time for me to start up another DVD of Cheers, Season 5.

16 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:12pm

re: #11 LGoPs

I still can’t believe that this do-nothing, professional provocateur is the President.
What the fuck have we they done…………

FTFY

17 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:18pm

Ooooo- frowny.

18 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:30pm

I’ve got my Pepto, Alka-Seltzer and a barfbag at hand just in case.

/Oh he** - just pass the bottle …

19 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:31pm

re: #14 Sharmuta

What’s the point?

I don’t know, he’s got this wrapped up. Does he need EVERYONE to be on his side?

20 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:36pm

“Billions and Billions”
- Carl Sagan

21 HoosierHoops  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:39pm

Obama is talking about Indiana!

22 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:44pm
23 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:47pm

Elkhart, where the economy was based on RV’s. Global warming and high gas prices killed the business.

24 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:47pm

I don’t have a TV so I look forward to everyone’s comments.

25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:51pm

Obfuscate like a MFer!

26 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:02:56pm

Teleprompters ho!

27 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:03pm

Hey, ask him about this little socialist gem tucked deep inside the Porkapalooza:

Ruin Your Health With the Obama Stimulus Plan: Betsy McCaughey

/stimulus MY ASS!

28 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:04pm

I like the moat of ferns. Is that new?

Do the good people of Elkhart know that Obamanauts HATE the idea of those eevil gas-guzzling RVs?

29 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:10pm

re: #21 HoosierHoops

Obama is talking about Indiana!

Gosh, per him, your state is a shithole.

30 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:10pm

re: #12 Jetpilot1101

I think I’m beginning to hear angels singing.

I’m seeing unicorns.

//

31 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:13pm

I’d rather be watching House…

32 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:20pm
33 Daffy Duck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:23pm

re: #20 MacGregor

“Billions and Billions”
- Carl Sagan

Oh, I thought you’d already started the “uh” count

/sorry

34 CIA Reject  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:23pm

Oooo he’s so articulate!

*PUKE*

35 Attaboid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:27pm

I don’t have TV. Maybe on cspan…

36 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:33pm

re: #24 thefallingman

Streaming online at CNN

37 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:46pm

re: #24 thefallingman

I don’t have a TV so I look forward to everyone’s comments.

Stream it from a radio station.

[Link: www.khow.com…]

38 GreenDroll  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:47pm

I thought it would take longer than two weeks for BHO to turn into Jimmy Carter, but he exceeded my expectations just like everyone said he would…..

39 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:03:50pm

I still like my stimulus plan- just cut adult American citizens a big, fat check, Mr President.

40 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:02pm

Politics of fear not hope…what happend?

41 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:03pm

The missiah is so full of $h1t his eyes are brown.

42 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:10pm

Now he’s telling us americans are going hungry.

“Food banks cant meet the demand.”

43 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:11pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout
Cool. Thanks.

44 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:21pm
45 kmclay  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:25pm

He walks like an oaf.

New drinking game - everytime a Dem refers to those 35 Miami firefighter jobs we take a swig.

46 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:26pm

re: #27 Killian Bundy

Hey, ask him about this little socialist gem tucked deep inside the Porkapalooza:

Ruin Your Health With the Obama Stimulus Plan: Betsy McCaughey

/stimulus MY ASS!

Barney, is that you?

/kidding

47 gregg  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:28pm

I just felt my wallet tingle.

48 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:34pm

re: #24 thefallingman

I don’t have a TV so I look forward to everyone’s comments.

you can listen online…WABC click listen online.

49 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:36pm

“it is only government that can break this vicious cycle..”


Of fuck.

50 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:37pm

fear fear fear

we can no longer play by the politics of fear.

yeah right, you frikin tool.

51 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:37pm

This crap better not delay 24.

52 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:39pm

re: #23 pittrader1988

Elkhart, where the economy was based on RV’s. Global warming and high gas prices killed the business.

Now, now…we can’t have facts intruding on the Obamesiah’s speech.

53 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:42pm

THE SKY IS FALLING!

It’s a recession, not a catastrophe.

/so STFU Obummer!

54 fish  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:43pm

I am actually glad I am at work and cant see this.

Has he dropped the F bomb yet?

55 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:44pm

“Only government” - we are in a world of shit!

56 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:46pm

“It is only government that can break the vicious cycle”…

No, no it’s not. Government makes it worse. Always has, always will.

57 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:48pm

It is only government… it is only government… pay attention to that… it’s the whole fucking theme of the next 4 years.

58 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:04:50pm

Oh- the point it to BS us into swallowing the pork bill. I should have known.

59 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:05pm

re: #29 Walter L. Newton

Gosh, per him, your state is a shithole.

cqtm.

60 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:06pm

You know, even with this bad unemployment, we’re light years ahead in employment than European Socialists countries are in the best of times.

Yet we’ve chosen European Socialism. Super. THAT’ll fix the economy.

61 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:07pm

re: #42 astronmr20

Now he’s telling us americans are going hungry.

“Food banks cant meet the demand.”

That’s a good thing, right? We’re fat, too, or so they keep telling us.

62 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:07pm

college tuition-you can go to a community college. I did in 1980.

63 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:09pm

re: #39 Sharmuta

I still like my stimulus plan- just cut adult American citizens a big, fat check, Mr President.

I like the idea of cutting all corp. tax. Better yet,eliminate them.

64 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:16pm

Ask not……uhhhh….
/Forget it

65 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:18pm

well thats it only govt can solve this problems welcome to the untied socialist states of America

66 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:30pm

re: #14 Sharmuta

What’s the point?

He has to do something to cover up/excuse his Ford moment of hitting his head on the doorway of Marine One.

Or he could be showing his support for Senator Leahy’s idea of empaneling a Congressional Kangaroo Court on the Bush Administration.

67 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:37pm

“Tax cuts cant solve our economic problems… it has led us to the problem we are in now.”

68 jefferson101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:40pm

Dare I say that I’ve been tempted to get the T-Shirt?

In the inimitable style of the leftists, can I wear a shirt that says Buck Farack?

I suspect I’ll wind up with one that says that eventually. I’m trying to give him a chance, I really am. But there seems to be minimal point in trying.

We’re toast.

69 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:44pm

re: #42 astronmr20

Now he’s telling us americans are going hungry.

“Food banks cant meet the demand.”

Food banks need TARP $?

70 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:45pm

re: #59 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

cqtm.

Don’t talk with your mouth full. What the fuck does that mean?

71 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:48pm

now hes calling it an investment.

72 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:48pm
73 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:49pm

I’m single, do I get some of that tax cut for families?

74 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:52pm

re: #63 n in wi

I like the idea of cutting all corp. tax. Better yet,eliminate them.

Give me $50,000. I’ll stimulate the economy.

75 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:05:56pm

My stimulus plan involves green women.

76 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:00pm

Eat the rich!

77 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:01pm
Obama Speaks

…and The Behemoth hears nothing.

78 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:01pm

Tax Cuts lead to recession……..now I’ve heard it all.

79 Raydog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:02pm

Here we go, The Trojan Pig!

80 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:03pm

Let’s play “Guess the first question from the lapdog media”…I will make my guess here.

Q: President Obama, you are so good looking & manly, do think the country can be saved by doing everything you say exactly?

81 Perplexed  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:09pm

I know of a company in Elkhart that the majority of the workers there don’t speak English and who probably aren’t in this country legally.

82 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:09pm

“We have come together” = all the Dems and three RINOs.

/puke

83 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:10pm

If he says “Failed policies of the past”, I will open a vein.

84 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:11pm

Not ALL the networks. USA channel is showing the opening night of Westminster.
If America is going to the dogs, as BHO asserts, I’d rather see the real thing.

85 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:13pm

re: #23 pittrader1988

Elkhart, where the economy was based on RV’s. Global warming and high gas prices killed the business.

Don’t forget the disappearance of home equity, the primary funding source for an RV purchase.

86 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:14pm
87 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:14pm

direct investment in healthcare ie socialized medicince hows that working for you Canada

88 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:19pm

re: #39 Sharmuta

I still like my stimulus plan- just cut adult American citizens a big, fat check, Mr President.

/I want one!

89 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:21pm

Strawman arguments.
Katrina! Drink!

90 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:24pm

Glad I don’t have cable. Did he put on his Angry Eyes again?

91 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:24pm

Hooray for teleprompters!

92 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:26pm

Will someone tell me what fuel efficient cars have to do with jump-starting the economy?

93 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:35pm

More $ will prevent another Katrina?

94 Steve  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:38pm

I see his lips moving and all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

95 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:39pm

Private sector my ass… government contractors are federal employees with out the benefits… asshole, I’ve done it.

96 kmclay  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:43pm

What’s the deal with his lips?

I hate the fact that he only uses two teleprompters and never looks straight into the camera.

It really bugs me.

97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:47pm

re: #70 Walter L. Newton

Don’t talk with your mouth full. What the fuck does that mean?

chuckling quietly to myself.

98 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:51pm

Egads, is every one else as sick of this moron already as I am? It’s only been 2weeks and I am so freaking tired of his strawman arguments and it’s Bush’s fault garbage. That and his freaking declarations of all the wonderful things that will happen under his glorious rule.

99 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:53pm

Unicorn repair!

100 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:54pm

re: #73 thefallingman

I’m single, do I get some of that tax cut for families?

No.

101 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:56pm

You, my beloved American friends, are in a for a world of hurt.

I know it’s a tad chilly up here but I do have a spare room or two if you need to escape the madness.

102 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:06:58pm

We have nothing to offer but fear itself.

103 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:09pm

He is just flat-out LYING.

104 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:12pm

Hey asshole, the lipstick tube is empty!

/you’re not fooling anyone, it’s still a bloated pig carcass

105 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:19pm

We should learn from Japan and focus on the banking issue first let every thing else solve itself

106 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:20pm

re: #79 Raydog

Here we go, The Trojan Pig!

LOLOL

107 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:29pm

not a single earmark. LOL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

108 gregg  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:29pm

It’s been a while since I read “State of Fear”, but it’s all coming back to me now.

109 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:36pm

re: #69 n in wi

Food banks need TARP $?

The man wants federal government fingers in every pie.

110 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:38pm

re: #97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

chuckling quietly to myself.

Don’t chuckle quietly to yourself, that’s scary.

111 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:47pm

No pet projects! No earmarks!
What a liar!

112 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:51pm

AFL-CIO input? Oooooohhhhhh shit.

113 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:53pm

NO PET PROJECTS?
What kind of morons does he think we are?

114 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:07:55pm

I absolutely despise the MFM. They are responsible for this. They did not do their job. They chose sides and did nothing but protect their chosen one. What right do they have to betray their responsibility and foist their views on all of us. I’ve never seen a one of them on a ballot. If they want to push their views on us………that’s the way to do it - get elected.
Bastards.

115 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:00pm

I’m not watching Obama, I’ve got something else on.

But man, I forgot how freaking annoying Lin Minmei was.

116 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:00pm

It pains me to no end that this pissant can now address the nation without being interrupted by the truth.


Thanks Republicans.

This is your fault.

Go fuck yourselves.

117 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:01pm

“Not a single pet project, not a single earmark…”

I can’t believe he stated a lie that big. That’s EXACTLY what this is, a pork laden bill.

118 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:02pm

If tax cuts cause recessions, why did this schmuck promise tax cuts?

119 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:02pm

Here are the San Gabriel Mountains of California, covered in snow, and about to go rosy pink with the sunset. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

“Paradise is all around us and we do not understand.”

—Thomas Merton.

I am not listening to the O.

I’ve worked on promotion all day (no jobs in the office).

Now I am going back to the house and help with the kids and dinner.

120 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:04pm

Bush BAshing!

121 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:05pm

Heh, no pork.

122 fish  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:12pm

re: #38 GreenDroll

I thought it would take longer than two weeks for BHO to turn into Jimmy Carter, but he exceeded my expectations just like everyone said he would…..

Just have to share this:Never Forget

123 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:13pm

Here comes the blame it all on George Bush part of the speech…

124 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:14pm

BUSH DID IT

125 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:14pm

re: #103 Wishing

He is just flat-out LYING.

You can tell because his lips are moving.

126 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:18pm

liar liar pants on fire!

127 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:21pm

No pet projects except the golf cart subsidy.

128 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:24pm

“It doesn’t contain a single pet project.”

Okay…I suppose that’s technically true. It contains thousands of them.

129 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:25pm

This thread is on FIRE..

130 Bloodnok  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:25pm

re: #101 Miss Trixie

You, my beloved American friends, are in a for a world of hurt.

I know it’s a tad chilly up here but I do have a spare room or two if you need to escape the madness.

Dibs!

131 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:25pm

What could be greater than 875 billion dollars?

132 Timbre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:35pm

“…so we don’t have to face another Katrina.” Yeah, right. Man-made structures will stop hurricanes and earthquakes and tornadoes, and it was all Bush’s fault anyway!

/foolishness

133 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:35pm

A unicorn in every garage!

134 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:36pm
135 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:37pm

re: #90 Fat Jolly Penguin

Glad I don’t have cable. Did he put on his Angry Eyes again?

Yep, now he’s saying that his pork-barrel bill contains no earmarks. He’s a sociopath, there’s no other way he could lie like that.

136 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:41pm

This is not the pork you’re looking for.
/Jedi mind trick

137 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:43pm

Politics of fear!

Of course he acts like he was not part of congress that left the deficit for him.

138 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:46pm

So, he’s gonna do it, no matter what. He sounds like a dictator. Oops, did I say that?

139 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:47pm

Welseley Mouch will see you know

140 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:53pm

citizens are watching a waiting for us to lead.

141 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:08:58pm

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

/RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

142 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:05pm

re: #61 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Other countries will not say OK if we eat all we want. (or words to that effect.)

—Obama campaign statement

143 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:06pm

It’s for the children!

/Never mind we’re bankrupting them

144 FightingBack  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:06pm

Why isn’t he looking directly at the camera?

145 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:08pm

re: #92 astronmr20

Will someone tell me what fuel efficient cars have to do with jump-starting the economy?

Means they can raise the gas tax since less fuel means less revenue at current taxation levels. For O jump starting the economy means total socialist takeover.

146 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:08pm

“Not a single pet project”. Really. I doubt it.

147 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:15pm

He’s trying to cast himself in the light of “The Greatest Generation” by saying what a burden we’ll shoulder. Dear God.

148 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:16pm

You know, I make well under $65k a year, and when I looked at my federal, state, and local income taxes, they came to 21% of my income. That’s not including sales taxes and personal property tax. That’s with the Bush tax cuts, and if nothing else, those are going away. Obama will raise taxes, and he can kiss the fattest part of my ass when he does so.

149 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:16pm

re: #134 buzzsawmonkey

Obama supports unions
AFL-CIO
He will try to swell their ranks
AFL-CIO
With a pork pay here
And a pork pay there
Here some pork
There some pork
Everywhere some pork pork
Obama supports unions
AFL-CIO

wow. that was fast.

150 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:17pm

Of course he thinks we are morons. We were stupid enough to elect this empty suit.

151 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:18pm

So we’re going to solve deficits by spending like drunken Kennedys. Sounds like a plan!

152 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:21pm

is he watching a tennis match?

153 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:27pm

re: #141 Killian Bundy

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

/RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

/too late - he’s president…

154 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:32pm

re: #135 Dark_Falcon

Yep, now he’s saying that his pork-barrel bill contains no earmarks. He’s a sociopath, there’s no other way he could lie like that.

Well, he did learn from the best.

(Ayers, Wright, etc.)

155 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:35pm

re: #131 Sponge

What could be greater than 875 billion dollars?

$875 billion and one

156 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:37pm

All countries are watching…as if we CARE?

157 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:41pm

I just realized what bugs me the most about Obama…

Every President up until now, has looked Americans in the eye when he speaks to them on TV. Obama’s head whips from left to right as he reads from the teleprompters, and NOT ONCE does he look into the camera (thereby looking Americans in the eye).

I find this to be VERY annoying. If he is only going to appear to be talking to the people assembled in front of him, why does he insist on being broadcast on EVERY channel?

158 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:47pm

Question times.

AP first.

159 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:47pm

Here comes the softballs, he went to AP first.

160 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:09:50pm

OH GOODIE QUESTIONS!

161 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:03pm

the CBO says the recession should end this year, WITHOUT any stimulus.

my question is, “where’s the fire Hussien”

162 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:04pm

re: #87 GOPManHatTanIte

direct investment in healthcare ie socialized medicince hows that working for you Canada

Ask the same thing of our UK lizards.

163 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:06pm

A wall on the border would create jobs. Bet that’s not on the radar, is it?

164 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:08pm

re: #148 Palandine

You know, I make well under $65k a year, and when I looked at my federal, state, and local income taxes, they came to 21% of my income. That’s not including sales taxes and personal property tax. That’s with the Bush tax cuts, and if nothing else, those are going away. Obama will raise taxes, and he can kiss the fattest part of my ass when he does so.

I make 18 gross, can you imagine how this is gonna slam me.

165 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:09pm

It’s Jennifer Loven, the AP’s utterly shameless Democratic shill.

166 kmclay  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:15pm

“this winter of hardship”…

Jennifer Give me some Loven of the AP

167 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:16pm

Set aside smaller differences so we can get on with spending some tera bucks on our grand social engineering experiments!

168 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:20pm

Well, the economy WILL last a long time THIS way, miss!

169 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:24pm

re: #67 astronmr20

“Tax cuts cant solve our economic problems… it has led us to the problem we are in now.”

we need more more so we can spend our way out of this economic mess…../////////

170 Attaboid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:26pm

Those 2 teleprompters prevent him from looking straight forward.

171 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:27pm

Dismissive son of a bitch “no… no… no…. no…”

172 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:27pm

…and Dems told us it was Bushco that pushed teh fear.

173 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:28pm

I’m listening to Mark Levin while this a**hat bloviates. Just the cadence of The One’s voice gives me a greasy tummy.

Feh.

174 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:33pm

re: #157 Freelance

I just realized what bugs me the most about Obama…

Every President up until now, has looked Americans in the eye when he speaks to them on TV. Obama’s head whips from left to right as he reads from the teleprompters, and NOT ONCE does he look into the camera (thereby looking Americans in the eye).

I find this to be VERY annoying. If he is only going to appear to be talking to the people assembled in front of him, why does he insist on being broadcast on EVERY channel?

Just wait until he’s ALL we see on every channel, all the time…

175 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:35pm

re: #136 Killgore Trout

This is not the pork you’re looking for.
/Jedi Sith mind trick

Fixed.

176 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:37pm
177 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:40pm

Listed to what other economists have said…just not what their solution

178 Elcid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:43pm

re: #144 FightingBack

Why isn’t he looking directly at the camera?

Because he’s a fucking liar and a damn bad one, at that.

179 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:46pm

wow a real question!?

180 Daffy Duck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:48pm

re: #117 agtiger

“Not a single pet project, not a single earmark…”

I can’t believe he stated a lie that big. That’s EXACTLY what this is, a pork laden bill.


Yes, but the key is word use - “single”…very clintonesque. There is not a SINGLE earmark, there are many, ergo, he’s not lying.

181 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:53pm

He has no goddamned idea what he is talking about.

182 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:53pm

….”WAITING FOR US TO LEAD”……..
I am so sick of “0”.

183 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:10:58pm

Spiralling, spiralling down the drain… just like our hope for a near term REAL solution is…

184 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:00pm

re: #165 Charles

It’s Jennifer Loven, the AP’s utterly shameless Democratic shill.

scripted BS. and no one knows.

185 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:00pm

Talking down the economy, moi?

/surely you jest

186 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:03pm

Uh, the uh, it, wha wha what.

187 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:06pm

He’s trying to equate Japan’s economic crash to the government not doing ENOUGH. *bangs head on desk*

188 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:06pm

re: #171 Walter L. Newton

Dismissive son of a bitch “no… no… no…. no…”

He does that a lot.

189 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:16pm

We are going to experience the lost quarter century thanks to this bill.

190 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:21pm

ah….here we go. Open mic……um uh um uh uh um…..doom despair doom despair….doom…uh uh um, doom.

191 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:27pm

“I have said what OTHER economists have said”

So now he is an economist too. Boy are we blessed.

192 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:33pm

the problems are accelerating. oh great.

193 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:35pm

re: #163 Sharmuta

A wall on the border would create jobs. Bet that’s not on the radar, is it?

/actually it’s almost finished

194 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:36pm

re: #155 n in wi

$875 billion and one

HA!

You drive a good point.

195 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:38pm

Darn, who had “The Great Depression” in tonight’s drinking game?

196 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:38pm

Think Jake Tapper will get a question in?

197 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:41pm

“Other economists”? Does he have a degree I don’t know about?

198 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:41pm

re: #174 TnTx13

Just wait until he’s ALL we see on every channel, all the time…

Big Bro is watching you.

199 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:42pm

weeeeellllll….ummmm…..and….

200 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:42pm

re: #143 Sharmuta

It’s for the children!

/Never mind we’re bankrupting them

Share the burden, obviously, since the man has already said children are a burden on the parents.

Everything O is saying is 21st Century Socialism.

201 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:43pm

he makes no sense at all

202 Lee Coller  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:43pm

re: #118 JammieWearingFool

If tax cuts cause recessions, why did this schmuck promise tax cuts?

Did he really say that? I’m at work and not listening.

203 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:45pm
204 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:47pm

he needs our money to save us.

205 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:53pm

Dire language? OhferG*d’sake!

206 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:54pm

This guy is liar, a filthy liar, an unapologetic liar.
I despise him.

207 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:11:58pm

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! AND ONLY THE GOVERNMENT CAN STOP IT!

/

208 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:05pm

re: #186 Sharmuta

Uh, the uh, it, wha wha what.

Did you his his dismissive tone with this female reporter… first words out of his mouth in his answer to her…

“no… no… no… no… no… “

Five times.

209 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:09pm

Give Americans a big, fat check! Let us stimulate the economy.

210 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:14pm

he is going to address us! The Critics!

211 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:22pm

The return of the politics of fear!

He keeps talking about Elkhart, IN. That town is not representative of the Country as a whole. In fact, it’s unemployment is greater then twice as bad as the average.

212 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:23pm

re: #196 snowcrash

Is Helen Thomas still around?

213 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:25pm

re: #178 Elcid

Because he’s a fucking liar and a damn bad one, at that.

*APPLAUSE*

214 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:27pm

re: #164 Walter L. Newton

I make 18 gross, can you imagine how this is gonna slam me.

Damn, I need to get into the theater… :)

215 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:31pm

Scripted question, scripted answer.

He’s going to be very careful not to get caught off guard tonight. He knows he’ll trip up.

Now he’s propping up straw-man arguments.

216 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:33pm

FDR was wrong, it is provable.

217 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:39pm

No reconciliation, PLEASE!

218 Soona'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:40pm

re: #86 buzzsawmonkey

I bet one of the new businesses that will be created is black marketeering.

Racist!

219 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:40pm
220 kmclay  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:40pm

re: #144 FightingBack

Why isn’t he looking directly at the camera?

I think it has something to do with his ears, but as Joan Rivers says “a long weekend at Camp David and a plastic surgeon could fix that.”

221 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:41pm

Several—-> see all

222 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:42pm

FDR was wrong you numb nuts

223 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:43pm

Yea, they are called capitalist.

224 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:43pm

Because it doesn’t have a place interfering in the market place. We are all stupid, apparently!

225 grahamski  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:45pm

I refuse to listen because it is all lies….
Plus the sound of his voice makes me sick.

226 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:12:51pm

FDR?

227 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:00pm

FDR in many ways WAS the problem…

228 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:02pm

Except those 200 economists with the ad…

229 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:02pm

His “Tell” that he’s lying: Stuttering.

230 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:02pm

Campaign : Change. Hope. Oceans will change direction. Yes we can.

Today: Everything sucks. Do what I say or kiss you ass goodbye

231 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:05pm

Now he’s comparing himself to FDR! He’s not fit to lace FDR’s shoes.

232 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:11pm

Is it wrong for me to be laughing at his stumbling and struggling to explain this?

233 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:14pm

re: #226 Nevergiveup

FDR?

Oh shit.

234 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:16pm

re: #212 Killgore Trout

Is Helen Thomas still around?

She’s under the podium doing you now what, to you know who.

235 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:18pm

re: #225 grahamski

I refuse to listen because it is all lies….
Plus the sound of his voice makes me sick.

I confess, I am struggling to leave the feed on.

236 monkeytime  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:19pm

re: #65 GOPManHatTanIte

well thats it only govt can solve this problems welcome to the untied socialist states of America

Yes, govt can fix it. If the Dems would just pay their taxes we could lower everyone else who has been footing the bill and the economy would get better.

237 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:23pm

Oh boy - an economics lesson from The Messiah…

238 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:28pm

re: #214 Palandine

Damn, I need to get into the theater… :)

Sure, go for it. Five years ago I was making 80 gross… as a programmer.

239 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:29pm

Walter, no offense, but why woudeln’t you deliver pizzas tend bar with the rest of the time?

240 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:31pm

He’s fading fast,going off sript.

241 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:33pm

Where do we go to get our rugged individualism back?

We needed a new frontier in a new world to get it in the first place.

242 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:40pm

He sounds kind of lost. I bet he has an ear piece and Rahm is feeding him words.

243 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:42pm

re: #229 agtiger

His “Tell” that he’s lying: Stuttering.

yep. GMTA

244 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:43pm

I have a hard time listening to Obama. He makes me cringe.

245 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:51pm

re: #231 Dark_Falcon

Now he’s comparing himself to FDR! He’s not fit to lace FDR’s shoes.

Yet he is trying to follow in his incorrect footprints.

246 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:52pm

re: #229 agtiger

His “Tell” that he’s lying: Stuttering.

His “tell” is that his lips are moving.

247 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:54pm

Oh, there’s a demand economy alright: The goverrnment demands, and you give! And give! And give!

248 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:55pm

plucked out of his ass? He almost said it.

249 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:56pm

HAVE TO PASS!
b.s……………..Government has no business in business!

250 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:13:59pm

re: #234 MJBrutus

She’s under the podium doing you now what, to you know who.

*sprinting for mind bleach*

251 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:02pm

re: #208 Walter L. Newton

Did you his his dismissive tone with this female reporter… first words out of his mouth in his answer to her…

“no… no… no… no… no… “

Five times.

Sound like a certain former pastor of his. Who was that again? The MSM never talks about him.

/bastards

252 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:02pm

re: #234 MJBrutus

She’s under the podium doing you now what, to you know who.

Shit. Now I got to go to sleep with THAT on my mind?

253 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:05pm

“There is a gaping hole in the economy” … Which I intend to stuff full of pork.

254 Perplexed  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:08pm

re: #229 agtiger

His “Tell” that he’s lying: Stuttering.

As a lifelong stutter I would normally take offense at that remark, but tonight you get a walk.

255 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:14pm

his hair looks darker.

256 reine.de.tout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:20pm

re: #225 grahamski

I refuse to listen because it is all lies….
Plus the sound of his voice makes me sick.

ditto.

257 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:22pm

Now he is lying in saying Republicans had anything to to do with the house bill.

258 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:27pm
259 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:29pm

This stimilus is lamer than FDR’s legs

260 Bloodnok  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:34pm

re: #204 bellamags

he needs our money to save us.

Sounds like a televangelist. Actually there’s no difference.

261 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:36pm

He is just rambling and not making a bit of sense…he is as stupid as the people who voted for him

262 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:44pm
“It’s one leg of the stool

“…
well, he got that one word right….

263 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:44pm

Is Tim a Treasury Secretary or a tax cheat?

264 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:51pm

re: #252 Nevergiveup

Shit. Now I got to go to sleep with THAT on my mind?

Apologies to all for the mind crime.

265 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:14:53pm

re: #228 ArmyWife
Cato institute non Keynesian economists.

266 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:03pm

The day will come when this idiot will not be able to BS people. May that day come soon.

267 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:03pm

re: #251 Dark_Falcon

Do you think Obama, who did not walk out on Rev. Wright, actually loves the USA? No. Because if he did, he would have walked out.

268 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:04pm

Oh! There will be oversight in the system. Because it worked so well with Freddie and Fannie.

269 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:04pm

Does he sound like he is trying to remember how it was explained to him in small, simple analogies and then using those to explain it to us?

270 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:06pm

The arrogance of this *man* simply astonishes me and the fact that he thinks the American people ARE that stupid stupifies me.

271 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:07pm

Transparancy and Over sight: See Barney Frank

272 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:08pm

This is what deception sounds like.

273 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:10pm

re: #255 bellamags

his hair looks darker.

You sure? I think I see some mixtures of grey in there…

274 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:12pm

New drinking game. The messiah tells a bold face lie, drink!

275 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:16pm

Nearly one trillion dollars and he is saying we will still have job loss? Is he serious?

276 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:20pm

do i have time to get a beer?

277 UberInfidel67  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:21pm

The One is on? Eh, I’d rather be snorting coke off a dead hooker’s ass.

j/k On a funny tshirt I saw. Been looking for a reason to use it.

278 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:23pm

Now he’s going on about corporate jets again.

WTF does that have to do with anything?

279 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:24pm

unemployment at 7%
mortgages at 5%

oh please dear leader, rescue us from all this misery.

280 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:27pm

re: #254 Perplexed

As a lifelong stutter I would normally take offense at that remark, but tonight you get a walk.

Dayam…that is one long stutter.

281 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:29pm

We could loosen credit if everyone was allowed to use the Geithner plan.

282 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:30pm

Oh yeah…TARP suffered from “lack of clarity”, but Porkzilla is crystal clear.

Ashat.

283 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:38pm
284 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:41pm

re: #268 Sharmuta

Oh! There will be oversight in the system. Because it worked so well with Freddie and Fannie.

Looks like Barney Frank will be getting some new boyfriends.

285 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:42pm

re: #269 ArmyWife

Does he sound like he is trying to remember how it was explained to him in small, simple analogies and then using those to explain it to us?

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

286 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:44pm

12 step program to ween us off of ourselves! I don’t, uh, care about, uh, what you , duh, all think. Corporate Jets!

287 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:46pm

re: #257 hugh_mon

Now he is lying in saying Republicans had anything to to do with the house bill.

Three of them did. Three RINOs…

288 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:47pm

Whole range of approaches.

Where do the condoms fit in?

289 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:47pm

re: #274 hugh_mon

Bad idea on a Monday.

290 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:48pm

re: #212 Killgore Trout

Is Helen Thomas still around?

I saw her the other day asking Gibbs something like why were we still murdering people in Afghanistan…

/to give him credit, he showed her the same gentle contempt all press secretaries have done since the Lincoln Administration.

291 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:52pm

some how they will have to get the answers to these questions on the telepromter

292 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:15:54pm

Blaming Bush- he is shameless.

293 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:00pm

And he jumps on corporate greed when trying to push this pokulus!

294 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:01pm

Democrats and Republicans….DRINK!

295 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:02pm

Bush did it again

296 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:02pm

re: #245 CyanSnowHawk

Yet he is trying to follow in his incorrect footprints.

He won’t be able to do that. He’s a boy trying to walk in a man’s steps. He needs to grow up first.

BTW: Who decides if a corporate jet is “necessary”?

297 MrC_5150  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:03pm

Didn’t BO use AF1 to travel 150 miles the other day?

298 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:04pm
299 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:06pm

When in doubt blame Bush. what an asshole

300 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:08pm

re: #274 hugh_mon

New drinking game. The messiah tells a bold face lie, drink!

No, then he’ll socialize the liver transplants that we’ll all need.

301 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:10pm

“failed theories of the last 8 years.”


“they have been tested and failed. thats why I won the election.”

Just… wow.

302 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:12pm

re: #246 JamesTKirk

His “tell” is that his lips are moving.

Thank you! I needed that laugh! :)

303 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:15pm

re: #263 jopa416

Is Tim a Treasury Secretary or a tax cheat?

He’s both!

And, he’s a dessert topping!

/operators are standing by

304 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:16pm

re: #274 hugh_mon

New drinking game. The messiah tells a bold face lie, drink!

That would work for about the 1st 2 minutes and then we’ll be unconscious. Hmm, good plan!

305 LittleBenny  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:17pm

Longest. Answer. Ever.

306 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:18pm

Last

307 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:23pm

Uh-oh- a shift to foreign policy.

308 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:26pm

re: #273 NomadOfNorad

You sure? I think I see some mixtures of grey in there…

its darker than last week. there is still some grey. maybe its the new Just For Men that is a little more subtle.

309 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:26pm

How come the stock market crashed the day after Obama won?

310 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:26pm

re: #239 astronmr20

Walter, no offense, but why woudeln’t you deliver pizzas tend bar with the rest of the time?

I don’t understand what you mean? I have to be available 24/7, and depending on the week, my duties get busier. Such as after this weekend, the show closes, we have a two week cross over, we build the new set, tech, this that. I wear many hats there, and one of them is facility manager. I deal with a facility that is located with 5 other business’. I don’t just sit around.

And I do do some programming still from home.

I don’t understand your question.

311 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:27pm

He’s going to SAVE 4 million jobs… The hundreds of thousand that have already been lost are gonna be thrown under the bus.

312 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:27pm

re: #288 opinionated

Of course you know where they fit.

313 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:29pm

enough of the economy,,,help please help Obama

314 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:35pm

re: #292 Sharmuta

Blaming Bush- he is shameless.

Yep - and it took him what seemed like an hour to do it… Bring on “24!”

315 FightingBack  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:41pm

Has Iran come around to love us yet?

316 GreenDroll  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:43pm

Well he did complain the other day that everyone was an economist, now he is too!

317 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:43pm

Because the guy that flies the plane is volunteering his time, as is the crew, the people who fuel the plan, the people who are mechanics that service the plan, and the people who sell the fuel. Nope, no jobs associated with that!

318 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:44pm

Once again he talks about “The last 8 years” as if he were not part of the legislation process during that time.

What does Iran have to do with anything tonight?

319 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:44pm

He is the MOST irritating man I have ever listened to (save Jimmah).
He is still campaigning.

320 Kragar (Antichrist )  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:44pm

Not wasting my time listening to the one, but I’ll risk summarizing with what most of his speaches mean.

We are so fucked.

321 Attaboid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:50pm

OK. His head-tilt is starting.

322 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:51pm

Ruh Roh… Foreeeen Pole-isy.
Above his pay grade.

323 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:16:55pm

Domestic policy, foreign policy, picking a Cabinet, so far I’m thoroughly unimpressed.

/is there anything he’s good at?

324 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:00pm

If you think the last eight years was a failure (yeah, roit…) you ain’t SEEN failure yet! But you’re about to! In spades! In fact, in several DECKS worth of spades!

325 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:06pm

Iran is “unhelpful”

He is an idiot.

326 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:06pm

Answer her question about Iran. He had to think about something nice to say about them first, he is stuttering even more now.

327 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:08pm

Now I remember why I don’t own a TV. I’m about to get sick.

328 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:09pm
329 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:09pm

Foreign policy portion. He is talking real slow

330 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:10pm

Crap- I didn’t prepare for a shift to foreign policy. They’re supposed to stick to the stimulus.

331 DistantThunder  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:11pm

Stumbling through this answer because he’s concealing his true thoughts.

332 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:12pm

Banks will loan money to losers again BUT this time executives won’t take enormous bonuses.

333 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:13pm

He is waiting for the answer to come across on the mini teleprompter.

334 JamesTKirk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:21pm

re: #318 jopa416

Once again he talks about “The last 8 years” as if he were not part of the legislation process during that time.

He was only “present”, remember?

335 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:24pm

re: #269 ArmyWife

Does he sound like he is trying to remember how it was explained to him in small, simple analogies and then using those to explain it to us?

&#9834 DING! &#9834 DING! &#9834 DING! &#9834 DING! &#9834

336 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:25pm

Iran has been “unhelpful.”

337 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:28pm

psst Barry! Barry, man, they are laughing at you!

338 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:29pm

re: #310 Walter L. Newton

Sorry.. I didn’t realize you didn’t have extra time. Thought the theatre gig was part-time.

339 Idle Drifter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:37pm

I’m listening to this on Mark Levin and Obama is saying a whole lot of nothing.

340 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:43pm

The Unh count starts now……

341 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:44pm
342 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:54pm
Iran is unhelpful.

/ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark!

343 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:55pm

To paraphrase two different presidents in one statement,
” The only thing we have to fear is, I am from the government and I am here to help!”

344 kmclay  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:55pm

Listen to him suck up to the traditions and culture of Iran…

Yes, I would say financing terror, shipping weapons to hezbollah and hamas, building nukes are “unhelpful”.

You tell him, Obama.

345 eon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:56pm

“we stand to lose $1 trillion this year, and another trillion next year.”

Well, yes. If we take that much out every year to pay the interest on the money you want to spend on your “stimulus” that won’t kick in for at least two years, Barry.

He must thing we’re all as stupid- or crooked- as he is.

He wants a “bipartisan effort across party lines.”

So did Ramsay MacDonald, with his National Government. Translated into English, it means “I want everyone else to buy in so that when it is exposed for the Ponzi scheme it is, I can throw them under the bus and pretend I didn’t do it.”

cheers

eon

346 Lee Coller  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:58pm

re: #336 Charles

Iran has been “unhelpful.”

In other news… Dog bites Man

347 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:17:59pm

Engaging IRAN?! My God, do these reports lack eyes, that they cannot see?! How can anyone be so blind?!

[Dark_Falcon pauses TV to beat head against wall]

348 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:02pm

re: #340 tradewind

The Unh count starts now……

It started as soon as he was off prompter.

349 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:02pm

WTF! Why did the last in the tank reporter ask a question about foreign policy in an economic press conf?

Divert, nothing to see here. Complicit press

350 HoosierHoops  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:04pm

Iran has been unhelpful? oh lawdy…unhelpful…?

351 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:09pm

This is just painful.

352 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:10pm

What the hell is he saying?

353 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:13pm

Why is he talking so slowly and being so cautious. He should have his position on Iran nailed down.

354 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:14pm

Waiting for “tough diplomacy…”

355 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:22pm

re: #338 astronmr20

Sorry.. I didn’t realize you didn’t have extra time. Thought the theatre gig was part-time.

Walter is a professional “starving artist”.

356 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:23pm

“my national security team is reviewing iran policy.”

Translation:

I have no idea.

357 VioletTiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:26pm

re: #305 LittleBenny

Well, if you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance….

358 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:26pm

Diplomacy is not off the table.

/well that’s helpful.

359 Perplexed  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:29pm

All you white collar folks who lost your jobs had better go down to Home Depot and purchase your first tool belt, ‘cause all the new jobs are going to be in constructing crappy infrastructure projects.

360 mattm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:35pm

Hasn’t the networks programming been all Obama 24/7? You can’t interrupt your normal programming…

361 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:39pm

I’m starting to daydream. my eyes are glazing over. BOOOOOOOOORING

362 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:39pm

re: #336 Charles

Where is that time out chair when you need it….

363 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:46pm

re: #352 Afrocity

What the hell is he saying?

“Uh”, “uh”, “uh”, and “uh”.

364 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:47pm

and there it is…..Bush’s fault…..

in the first answer……..

365 DistantThunder  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:47pm

He’s intimidated by Iran.

366 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:47pm

Bunch of words, says nothing.

367 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:51pm

re: #308 bellamags

its darker than last week. there is still some grey. maybe its the new Just For Men that is a little more subtle.

Probably. I haven’t been looking that closely at his hair lately. But, then, I haven’t seen him this close up lately on TV, either.

368 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:51pm

39 “uhs” thus far and counting.

369 bnichols10  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:51pm

The question that needs to be asked:

“Mr. President - we have had numerous recessions throughout our history and all of them ended in a relatively short amount of time without massive government intervention - except one. The great depression lasted 10 years despite government attempts to “stimulate the economy”. Why is it that you think the results will somehow be different this time?”

370 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:18:58pm

“mistrust has been built up over the years…”

He’s inferring that it’s America’s fault for the “distrust.”

371 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:03pm

“A lot of mistrust build up over the years”

Translation: It’s Bush’s fault!

372 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:09pm

He should just say “B! the answer is B”. It make as much sense as this is.

373 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:11pm

Bellicose language? What a bloody a**hat!

*thump*

374 MrC_5150  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:13pm

re: #336 Charles

Iran has been “unhelpful.”

B.O. is unliterate.

375 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:17pm

re: #323 Killian Bundy

Domestic policy, foreign policy, picking a Cabinet, so far I’m thoroughly unimpressed.

/is there anything he’s good at?

Losing our money.

376 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:17pm

UH

377 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:21pm

The longer you speak, the longer the sentence, the more you are uncertain about what you are saying.

378 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:22pm

Honestly, is there anyone here that believes he will be asked any “hard ball” questions tonight.

His speaking manner is terrible. It won’t play well in the midwest, he sounds like he is making up the answers as he goes.

379 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:23pm

re: #353 HelloDare

Semi smart liars slow way down when they are lying, to stall.

380 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:24pm

“In the coming months, we will be reviewing how many ways we can genuflect before the jihadis.”

381 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:25pm

the Dems are inept. Blaming Bush is all they have.

382 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:25pm

re: #368 Jetpilot1101

39 “uhs” thus far and counting.

41

383 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:25pm

re: #321 Attaboid

OK. His head-tilt is starting.

My dog does that when I tell her to get her ball….

384 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:26pm

What is he talking about?

385 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:34pm

re: #339 Idle Drifter

I’m listening to this on Mark Levin and Obama is saying a whole lot of nothing.

That is the core of what the man is all about. No actual record or stance on issues. He is acting like he is running for a higher office and POTUS is just another bullet on his resume.

386 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:36pm

For someone who is supposed to be so smart, he sounds like a complete tool. WTF is he saying?

387 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:37pm
388 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:37pm

His worry about a nuclear Iran is an arms-race in the region?!?

Mr. President, there’s a lot more clear and present danger in Iran having those weapons than an arms race.

389 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:43pm

re: #320 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Not wasting my time listening to the one, but I’ll risk summarizing with what most of his speaches mean.

We are so fucked.

that cannot be stressed enough.

390 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:44pm

Not that we’re going to do anything about it.

391 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:46pm

Mutual respect? Does that mean Iran can have the bomb?

392 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:49pm

re: #368 Jetpilot1101

What are you using to count? Hope there are many, many fingers and toes nearby.

393 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:50pm

Was this guy born yesterday?

394 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:51pm

George Mitchell will make sure those terrorists arnt using steroids

395 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:52pm

Umm……Ummm…..Uh…..Ummm….eh….Ummmm

396 Idle Drifter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:54pm

re: #307 Sharmuta

Uh-oh- a shift to foreign policy.

More Obama with a whole lot of nothing. Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh…. Mr. Uh.

397 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:57pm

yeah, George Mitchell will shake things up.

398 iChef  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:19:58pm

Did he let it slip that Iran HAS A NUCLEAR WEAPON? …

399 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:00pm

Mutual respect?

400 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:02pm

Here’s a clue, 0bama- IRAN DOESN’T WANT TO SEND ANY OTHER SIGNAL

401 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:02pm

55

402 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:05pm

“Now it’s time for Iran to send some signals that it wants to act differently.”

403 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:05pm

Iran already sent a signal- a satellite last week.

404 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:06pm

Iran has rights

405 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:13pm

What a lame way to end that response. “Okay.?”

406 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:15pm

wow. he just cock blocked that reporter.

407 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:15pm

re: #336 Charles

Iran has been “unhelpful.”

Just wait till they get downright belligerent……..

408 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:16pm

Mitchell has NOTHING to do with the question!

409 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:16pm

This may go on forever :(

410 LittleBenny  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:17pm

Is it just me, or does O have such a mesmerizing effect on you when he speaks, that it actually takes you a few minutes of listening to him before you realize that he speaks much and says didley squatto?

411 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:17pm

chip, bipartisanship LOL

412 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:19pm

“A relationship of mutual trust”
Yeah, that’ll work

413 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:20pm

re: #336 Charles

Iran has been “unhelpful.”

Is that double-plus ungood?

414 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:25pm

Good. back to stimulus.

415 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:34pm

What is more embarssing, his responses regarding Iran, or that he is going to represent the United States to the world?

416 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:36pm

Could this “press conference” be any more staged?

417 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:38pm

Lack of bi-partisanship question? Wow.

418 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:43pm
time for Iran to send signals

/WTF, is even paying attention?

419 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:46pm

Is Chris Matthews tingling?

420 eon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:47pm

“Relationship of mutual respect and progress.”

News flash; Barry has been asleep for the last thirty years, and has never heard the words “Death to the Great Satan” from the nihilist mullahs who run Iran. Film at Eleven.

cheers

eon

421 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:47pm

Barack’s in the deep-end without his floaties!

422 Soona'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:54pm

re: #212 Killgore Trout

Is Helen Thomas still around?

She’s below in the podium…..God, I can’t even finish that statement.
//

423 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:54pm

Like smoking is a bad habit

424 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:56pm

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

425 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:56pm

re: #391 Right Way

Mutual respect? Does that mean Iran can have the bomb?

YES

426 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:57pm

Dammit KHOW feed went to commercial.

427 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:20:59pm

re: #402 Charles

“Now it’s time for Iran to send some signals that it wants to act differently.”

meanwhile - Iranian leadership is laughing hard right now.

428 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:00pm

It’s Bush’s fault - repeat…

429 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:03pm

Chip Reid throws a softball.

430 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:05pm

“I won”

431 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:05pm

bad habits, started with speaker Jim wright as I recall

overtures…. had a super bowl party

432 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:06pm

hahahah what a bunch of crap!

433 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:11pm
434 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:15pm

He likes the word “overtures”

435 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:16pm

He’s babbling…….on and on and on.

There is no bipartisanship….period….this bill is a joke and the plan is a joke and so is his f’ing cabinet. Bad habits have been built in washington because it’s not RUNNING EVERYTHING yet…..but ONLY GOVERNMENT can fix EVERYTHING.

436 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:21pm

Jesus… was there any substance in that 34 page Iran answer?

Lamest. Speaker. Ever.

437 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:22pm

I didn’t underestimate, I wasn’t wrong - I just redefined what I meant!

438 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:31pm

Whoa. Somebody bought a whole bunch of bling at the Zionist Mall.

439 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:31pm

I wonder how many nicotine patches he’s wearing right now.

440 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:35pm

The only bipartisanship in the House was in opposition to the One.

441 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:39pm

bad habits? you mean like gargantuan government spending sprees?

442 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:45pm

re: #338 astronmr20

Sorry.. I didn’t realize you didn’t have extra time. Thought the theatre gig was part-time.

Most weeks I don’t put in a full 40 hours, but I must be available 24/7 so to speak. And my pay is a salary, not hourly.

And I do a lot of administrative work from home. That’s why you’ll find me online a lot.

443 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:46pm

Leftists from 2001-2008: Dissent is patriotic!
Obama, 2009: Dissent is a “bad habit”

444 Kragar (Antichrist )  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:46pm

re: #402 Charles

“Now it’s time for Iran to send some signals that it wants to act differently.”

He’ll be waiting till the mushroom clouds start sprouting

445 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:47pm

Bad habits like cheating on your taxes? But that’s a cabinet qualification.

446 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:50pm

For those who didn’t feel McCain was conservative enough to vote for, are you happy now?

447 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:50pm

Well heck i went OVER THERE…cmon now! Concede a few billion!

448 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:54pm

I tired to buy them off. but they wouldn’t take the bait like they would with Bush.

449 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:21:54pm

He can’t afford?

450 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:03pm

re: #438 Alouette

Whoa. Somebody bought a whole bunch of bling at the Zionist Mall.

I totally love that stuff. I’m gonna get some of those bullet necklaces.

451 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:06pm

re: #410 LittleBenny

Is it just me, or does O have such a mesmerizing effect on you when he speaks, that it actually takes you a few minutes of listening to him before you realize that he speaks much and says didley squatto?

That’s O in a nutshell.

452 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:08pm

3 Rebs. in cabinet. Ask Gregg how it worked out.

453 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:14pm

re: #393 Nevergiveup

Was this guy born yesterday?

Yes.

Just don’t ask where.

454 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:22pm

re: #449 Bob Z

He can’t afford?

It’s all about him, you know.

455 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:23pm

Some people are more possessed than others, Barry.

456 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:25pm

Hey everyone!
This guy is pathetic. He does not even understand the “Usual” political games.
This is gonna be a painful 4 years.

457 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:25pm

Obama is actually saying, I can’t believe Reps found their spine. they just used to roll over and play dead.

458 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:27pm

What a 95lb weakling. *rolls eyes*

/No offence to legit 95lb weaklings ellywhere …

459 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:38pm

That bipartisan question was totally a set up so Obama can explain how hard it is to deal with Repubs. Softball question.

460 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:39pm

And largely we can thank John McCain and the republicans for this.

And yes it’s an unpopular thing to say.

461 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:39pm

re: #403 opinionated

Iran already sent a signal- a satellite last week.

Obama can only read positive signals. Negative signals just fall into the black hole of Hopenchange.

Now a question about bipartisanship. Reporter gives Obama an opportunity to talk about “Change”.

/puke

462 CIA Reject  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:39pm

He’s been talking for 20 minutes and he’s taken only 2 questions …

And he hasn’t actually answered either one …

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody who can use more words to say less than this guy can.

463 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:41pm

“I won” … “It’s Bush’s fault” ….” I won” … “It’s Bush’s fault”


‘and now - some stimulus money to help me get re-elected in 4 years because all I can do is campaign.’

464 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:42pm

Overtures…..he believes that having people over to the white house to watch a football will get republicans to sell out their beliefs and vote with him…..he thinks this because the democrat ILK he hangs with would sell their soul for something like that.

465 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:42pm

re: #412 Killgore Trout

Must mean the kind of mutual trust when you come home and find the wife in bed with the cable installer and the wife explains that she’s not banging the cable installer.

/yeah! Thats’ the ticket!

466 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:43pm

Aw, c’mon - Iran at least unclenched its middle finger.

467 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:44pm

President Obama’s definition of bipartisanship - I will be nice to you if you do things my way! I will listen to you but will never hear. After all, I won!

468 monkeytime  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:44pm

“Well, everyone must be possessed…”

He’s got it half right.

469 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:46pm

Every day the One convinces me more and more that: We’re Fucked

470 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:48pm
471 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:48pm

re: #447 Wishing

Well heck i went OVER THERE…cmon now! Concede a few billion!

Need to change that “b” to a “t”

472 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:51pm

Now he’s saving 4 million jobs…

473 sharksauce  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:55pm

This can’t be real, right?

He sounds worse than he’s press secretary. He’s approaching Spontaneous Dubya territory at this point.

474 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:22:58pm

Now he’s civil and respectful - GAG! He’s the most arrogant POS in Washington…

475 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:00pm

DO NOTHING! YES!

476 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:00pm

re: #458 Miss Trixie

What a 95lb weakling. *rolls eyes*

/No offence to legit 95lb weaklings ellywhere …

yeah. not rideable.

477 elcaro  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:02pm

re: #422 Soona’

She’s below in the podium…..God, I can’t even finish that statement.
//

She’s got on her “O-face”…

478 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:03pm

He talks around questions so much that I forget what was asked in the first place.

479 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:07pm

re: #416 natbumpo

Could this “press conference” be any more staged?

From the start of the O Phenom I have been reminded of the Nuremberg Rallies with all the patent staging of everything the man does.

480 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:13pm

Another straw man.

he keeps referring to the opposing ideas as “people who think we should do nothing.”

481 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:14pm

re: #462 CIA Reject


Yep. So True.

482 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:17pm

Someone ask why ACORN need 4 billion?

483 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:22pm

Do nothing: See Lazzie Faire

484 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:23pm

why is it always creates OR saves? So if they loaned the Big Three some more cash and jobs were not lost, wouldnt that suffice?

485 Aviator  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:24pm

re: #317 ArmyWife

Because the guy that flies the plane is volunteering his time, as is the crew, the people who fuel the plan, the people who are mechanics that service the plan, and the people who sell the fuel. Nope, no jobs associated with that!

You forgot the people who build and sell the airplane. Of course so has he.

486 The Shadow Do  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:28pm

Shameful. And disgusting, really disgusting.

He describes Iranian actions as ‘uncomfortable”.

Hundreds of American dead!

I don’t have words that I can type here. Just disgusting. I’m done with this.

487 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:28pm

But those people, those capitalists, are just stupid. So we ignore them.

488 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:34pm

someone needs to ask this idiot why 200 economists signed a petition to do nothing today in the WSJ

489 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:35pm

re: #421 jamgarr

Barack’s in the deep-end without his floaties!

Hey! Easy on the “floaties” comment - I’m freezing mine off up here!

:P

490 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:44pm

The dems are gonna have to eat this all by themselves. The Republicans who are voting for it are toast.

491 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:44pm

“There are people who believe we just do nothing” No idiot, they just don’t agree with you, their plan is not to do nothing, but it’s to do something different than you.

492 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:46pm
493 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:54pm

He likes to say infrastructure. It’s his comfort word.

494 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:54pm

So it’s his way or the highway

495 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:55pm

Man, is it me or does this guy seem like he loves listening to himself talk as much as he thinks he audience does? This is the best attempt at saying nothing I have ever seen the Bamster try to pull off. It’s amazingly sick. Hell, I at least listened to Clinton when he spoke though I knew he was bullshitting me the whole time. This guy makes my brain hurt.

496 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:23:57pm

Bash Bush

497 Kragar (Antichrist )  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:02pm

re: #471 CanuckInTN

Need to change that “b” to a “t”

tillion?

498 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:11pm

“it’s Bush’s fault.”

499 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:12pm

this doesn’t even make any SENSE. WTF is he saying?

500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:19pm

re: #491 Walter L. Newton

To him, that is nothing.

Bush’s fault.

501 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:20pm

re: #462 CIA Reject

He’s been talking for 20 minutes and he’s taken only 2 questions …

And he hasn’t actually answered either one …

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody who can use more words to say less than this guy can.

I think this is because he is constantly lying & needs to over explain & over emphasis his “story” in order to get you to believe.

502 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:20pm

Has he done anything BUT blame Bush

503 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:22pm

Okay. I’m out. I’m not listening to any more of this. I’ll read the transcript tomorrow.

504 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:22pm

“I inherited it”
Get used to hearing that

505 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:24pm

Oink Oink

506 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:28pm

—drink—
“I inherited this”

507 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:28pm

Here we go again…. “I inherited it blah, blah, blah…”

508 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:28pm

“I inherited”

509 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:35pm

I miss W.

510 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:35pm

bipartisanship is when you agree with me…if not then screw you..

barack hussein alinski

511 sharksauce  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:37pm

I’ll give him this much — he’s about to break Mark Twain’s record for using the word “folks” in one public appearance.

512 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:39pm

He has some nice ears

513 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:39pm

What the hell is he saying? Did he just say we can take out all the crapola and he would be fine with it?

514 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:43pm

Pork minus earmarks are good?

515 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:43pm

re: #475 alien_mind

DO NOTHING! YES!

Do nothing, now, fast and repeatedly, Oh 3rd time ,IT’S BUSH’S FAULT

516 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:44pm

Hey, 0bama- your party controlled Congress for the last two years, and you want to whine about revisionist history by pinning the economy on republicans?!

517 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:44pm
518 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:46pm

It is full of pork and it is wasteful government spending!

519 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:48pm

You get the pig we keep the ears

520 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:48pm

waste, pork? where? not here folks.

521 Idle Drifter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:49pm

re: #436 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Jesus… was there any substance in that 34 page Iran answer?

Lamest. Speaker. Ever.

Obama didn’t have a teleprompter answer ready in time.

522 Kragar (Antichrist )  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:50pm

re: #472 kateca

Now he’s saving 4 million jobs…

what about the other 496 million who lost their jobs this month?

523 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:50pm

The Peter Principled President.

524 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:51pm

“…last 8 years.”

Fuck off 0.

525 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:56pm

How many times is he gonna blame the last 8 years?

526 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:57pm

re: #509 bellamags

I miss W.

ME. TOO!

527 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:57pm

Notice how he will not take responsibility for anything? I inherited the deficit. I inherited the economic crisis. So much for the bock stops here.

528 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:24:58pm

The whole “package” is one big earmark…

529 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:00pm

All pigs are equal. It’s just that some pigs are more equal than others.

530 Caplady  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:00pm

So will the Fox newsperson get to ask a question?

531 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:09pm

re: #482 Bob Z

Someone ask why ACORN need 4 billion?

So he can hire them to help do the next census!

532 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:09pm

re: #489 Miss Trixie

Hey! Easy on the “floaties” comment - I’m freezing mine off up here!

:P


Sorry to remind you! LOL!

533 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:11pm

re: #482 Bob Z

Someone ask why ACORN need 4 billion?

So they can sign up more Dem voters for $1 each.

534 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:12pm

Arrrgh!

It’s all earmarks, Mr. Obama!

535 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:13pm

re: #472 kateca

Now he’s saving 4 million jobs…

I noticed that too. The talking point has shifted from promising 3-4 million NEW jobs - to saving 3-4 million jobs.

sure.

536 VioletTiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:13pm

How many times is he going to say he ‘inherited’ these problems?

And how can he say there are no earmarks? Isn’t it one big ‘ol slap of pork?

537 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:14pm

“Those responsible for doubling the national debt…”

Bullshit! You guys cooked the books by dumping all the Social Security money back into the balance and saying “See, we’ve reduced the deficit down to nothing!” (Lying skumbags!)

538 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:15pm

He is gonna keep “engaing”. Whew, I can sleep tonight.

539 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:18pm

He is an IDIOT! Now he doesnt REALLY want the whole bill?
WTF?

540 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:25pm

re: #517 buzzsawmonkey

It’s amazing how modulation can be used to simulate coherence, isn’t it?

yes. I just can’t seem to put it together.

541 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:32pm

Long Term Economic Growth: see Redistribution of welath

542 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:36pm

re: #502 Nevergiveup

Has he done anything BUT blame Bush

How could he do anything else? He has no ideas of his own and he can’t really lead. He’s an empty suit spouting slogans.

543 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:37pm

It depends on what the word is Pork means.

544 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:39pm

like clinton…he can only campaign…not lead

545 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:41pm

re: #504 CapeCoddah

Wait for it…it’ll all date back to Reagan and would have blown up 8 years earlier were it not for the enlightened leadership of Comrade Bill

546 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:42pm

Can we order a decoder ring from somewhere?

547 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:49pm

LGFers are the fastest keyboarders. lol

548 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:50pm
549 kaziggy2  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:51pm

Not only is it a good atempt at saying nothing, it takes up alot of time where he won’t have to answer anymore questions. Great idea on his part. Gag me with a spoon…..

550 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:51pm

Hey douchebag, even the CBO says that doing nothing is better than foisting Porkapalooza debt on our grandchildren!

/if Porkapalooza didn’t suck, Emanuel wouldn’t have had to trot you out here tonight

551 kawfytawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:55pm

I can’t stand his hissing esses….like naills on a chalk board to me

552 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:56pm

re: #446 FurryOldGuyJeans

Amen to that!

I was a DEm and i voted McCain. I will never go to that party again.

553 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:25:56pm

“Four million jobs” Is it 4 million, 3 million, is it new jobs, is it new and “saved” jobs, he never mentions jobs and uses the same phrase twice.

554 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:02pm

It IS FULL of PORK!
He says, He inherited this? He ASKED for this PORK.
He is playing POLITICS!
What a gabby mouthed fool!

555 Nadnerb  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:04pm

I…am …speaking…haltingly…

If I hear him, say “engage” again I think I’ll have to drink…

Barry can’t believe he is actually POTUS. He is SO terribly unqualified and it’s starting to show-to EVERYONE.

556 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:06pm

Homes and buildings run on middle east oil?

557 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:08pm

He is just lying his ass off

558 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:10pm

He is a genius spend 4 billion to save 2 billion why wouldnt we want to make that investment?

559 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:20pm

re: #548 Iron Fist

Shit, you’re trying to kill me, aren’t you? My liver would rip itself out of my body and run around on the floor yapping like a terrier.

your words are like pictures.

560 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:23pm

re: #535 FrogMarch

I noticed that too. The talking point has shifted from promising 3-4 million NEW jobs - to saving 3-4 million jobs.

sure.


And it went from 5 million to 3-4 million.

561 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:27pm

i seriously cannot believe this is all not a dream.

WTF is he talking about?

562 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:27pm

Damn. I haven’t seen a thread move this fast since the debates.

In which, I’d like to gratuitously point out, he spoke about as well as he apparently is now.

563 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:28pm

How come he is not laying out our new oil drilling plans?

564 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:28pm

we import more oil because we have a bigger economy idiot

565 LittleBenny  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:33pm

re: #473 sharksauce

…He’s approaching Spontaneous Dubya territory at this point.

LMFAO, and I was thinking the same thing…except dubya was actually funny, and he was usually trying to say something decent, not this sh*t! I miss the Bushisms already. Sniff.

566 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:38pm

Can he even answer a question without going into full-fledged BULLSHIT

567 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:39pm

So we can drill, too? I’m hearing no pork, and we can drill baby, drill. Does he know what he is saying?

568 Skookumchuk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:41pm

Do I need to walk in to the other room to watch, or would that be pointless?

You know, as an aside, Bloody Marys with tequila are pretty good. I’ve discovered this just in the last fifteen minutes. In Mexico they call them “vampiros.”

569 badtemper  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:42pm

re: #530 Caplady

So will the Fox newsperson get to ask a question?


Not by the hair of his chinny-chin-chin. Because it’s his show and he gets to be porkulous.

570 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:42pm

Wow, is he ever stalling every few words when he’s speaking. Is he talking faster than the teleprompter can get his writers’ answers up on the teleprompter?

571 Lee Coller  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:42pm

While Republicans tried to spend like Democrats over the last eight years, this just goes to prove they’ll never match up to the Dems.

572 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:46pm

We need wasteful spending? WTF?

573 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:50pm

I miss Nixon.

574 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:51pm

Uh uh uh

575 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:52pm

He whines about what he inherited,when for 8 years he said how bad it was. If you didn’t want the job,you should not have applied for it.

576 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:54pm

He has no idea what he is saying. LOLOL

577 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:55pm

I’d love to cut from a shot of him to a kindergarten class. His tone is really condescending. Plus he’s lying.

578 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:57pm

re: #563 CapeCoddah

How come he is not laying out our new oil drilling plans?

re: #563 CapeCoddah

How come he is not laying out our new oil drilling plans?

We don’t have any except to not drill

579 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:26:58pm

Yeah, healthcare is messed up BECAUSE of people like you!

580 Nadnerb  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:05pm

Buck passing, Bush blaming jackball. Blame, blame, blame. That ain’t gonna fix a thing Barry

581 Kragar (Antichrist )  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:05pm

Is Chrissy Matthews still tingling?

582 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:12pm

re: #566 screaming_eagle

Can he even answer a question without going into full-fledged BULLSHIT

No - and it’s one LOOOOONGGG sentence….

583 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:13pm

Did he just say that wasteful spending is just what this country needs?!

584 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:16pm

“Americca needs wasteful spending” WTF?

585 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:19pm

I miss Carter.

586 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:20pm

He is stumbling over words now. The teleprompter must be malfunctioning.

587 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:23pm

re: #552 Afrocity

If I were single, and you were desperate….

588 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:23pm

We’re importing more oil because you and your friends won’t drill.

He’s going on with metaphors and straw men, but has still not been able to explain how this stimulus works.


His voice has gone way up. He’s whining.

589 MacGregor  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:24pm

His halting style makes it easy to swerve the argument all over the place. Nurses cant read!

590 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:24pm

Please refer to GB biometric program, O.

591 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:27pm

Maybe he should just have a smoke when he talks. He is getting mad

592 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:28pm

poor performing health system-how about having competition? how about having less lawsuits?

593 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:31pm

Electronic Medical Records:

This will also reduce citizens’ privacy. Thanks a lot.

594 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:32pm

capitalism: winners AND losers..

barack alinski’s socialism: only LOSERS…

unfortunately…that is you and me brother

595 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:34pm

Oh God! Not 60 year old schools!

596 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:37pm

Take another question you Chocolate Cover Kerry.

Nurse can’t read prescriptions.

597 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:43pm

re: #556 Sharmuta

Homes and buildings run on middle east oil?

You didn’t know that?
/

598 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:45pm

re: #585 Jetpilot1101

I miss Carter.

LOL

599 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:48pm

re: #563 CapeCoddah

How come he is not laying out our new oil drilling plans?

Because drilling is evil. We are supposed to use solar panels, no matter how poorly they really work.

600 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:49pm

He has no idea what he is saying: and please God, keep this idiot AWAY from our health care!

601 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:49pm

schools, how about vouchers?

602 Nadnerb  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:51pm

The mullahs are grinning.

603 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:51pm

“school build in 1850” well, shit doofus, that building yo live in is a bit old itself. MOVE OUT NOW.

604 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:58pm

OMG. This is a 40 minute answer

605 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:27:58pm

1850s Sharm. 160 year old schools.

606 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:00pm

Get madder, Barack!

607 FightingBack  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:03pm

Take two electronic medical records and call me in the morning.

608 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:06pm

WHAT THE FUCK DO MEDICAL RECORDS HAVE TO DO WITH STIMULATING THE ECONOMY? ? /?

609 Caplady  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:09pm

Pleae—any nurse worth her/his salt can read a Dr.’s handwriting if they have worked for any length of time with that Dr.! If you can’t read it you ask—duh!

610 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:14pm

WTF?!? The only job the government can create is a damn construction job!?! At least the low cost illegals will still have jobs….

611 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:14pm

Electronic medical records.

/good idea, except when you’re forced to share them with the Government

612 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:14pm
613 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:15pm

Does he even know what he is saying. How is building that school going to stimulate the economy.

614 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:15pm

We have stupidly let up on the pressure to drill when the prices came down. That needs to become a huge issue again with the people.

615 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:16pm

A school built in the 1850’s, kids dont learn as well?

616 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:17pm

“School from the 1850’s… kids are still learning in it.”

Yeah, dumbass, the house you are living in was rebuilt after the War of 1812.

Must really suck.

617 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:17pm

And they said W was a shitty speaker.

618 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:20pm

oh! now I get it. we have to pass this plan because there is a school near a railroad tracks.

619 sandspur  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:22pm

If we all just weatherstrip our homes, we will reduce our dependence on foreign oil. Never mind drilling in the US

620 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:23pm

re: #554 notutopia

It IS FULL of PORK!
He says, He inherited this? He ASKED for this PORK.
He is playing POLITICS!
What a gabby mouthed fool!

Politics and hyper-partisanship is all the man knows and is qualified to do. Being a Leader is not in the man’s DNA.

621 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:23pm

Schools with science labs…. That’s a problem for the creationists.

622 gregg  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:25pm

re: #507 TnTx13

Here we go again…. “I inherited it blah, blah, blah…”

Well, it’s good to see him going after Dodd, Frank, and the Democratic congress of the last couple years. ;-)

623 cozmos  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:25pm

Didn’t he promise to make Chicago’s educational system better and it actually got worse overall

624 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:26pm

We can differ on a LOT more than just the particulars.

And yes, I want the government to do NOTHING. If that means no conversation, then you can go be over there, in the STUPID CORNER.

625 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:31pm

Hell, listening to this, I need a smoke.

626 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:37pm

Chick Todd lobs a softball

627 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:39pm

We’re often way, way better off when the government DOES do nothing, buster!

628 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:39pm

The 4th time he has brought up the “do you want government to do nothing” straw man.

629 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:40pm

re: #595 Sharmuta

Well darn. I love in a house that is over 250 years old…is a new one arriving shortly?

630 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:43pm

He is calling out the names of the reporters before he sees them. Hum. The fix is in

631 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:44pm

He has the reporters pre-selected. Did you see him call on Chuck.

632 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:44pm

“Chuck Todd, where’s Chuck” Did he pre-plan these questions?

633 VioletTiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:46pm

Do you think he planted at least some of these questions?

634 badtemper  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:47pm

Oh boo-hoo.

The school is behind the times because those in charges are corrupt.

He won’t get rid of the crooks, because then there would be no student victims.

635 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:49pm

“puhliklers” is the new “nucular”

636 Jed 1899  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:51pm

This is rich………..

637 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:55pm

He has a list of reporters who can ask questions. He called on a reporter and then asked where he was. Did anyone catch that?

638 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:58pm

re: #615 Wishing

A school built in the 1850’s, kids dont learn as well?

When was Yale built?

639 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:59pm

we need Savings —-> Investment

640 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:28:59pm

Game over man, Game over. I mean what the fuck are we going to do now?

641 alien_mind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:00pm

Chuck Todd has a man-crush on the O.

you just know he is tingling everywhere.

642 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:06pm

Banks taking risks…. because Congress MADE them

643 Bob Z  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:06pm

I think I need a beer!

644 Luigi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:10pm

Who sold them the shaky assets?

645 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:11pm

DO something…Anything….I just can’t do nothing….
What a fool!

646 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:13pm

“putikulahs”

647 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:13pm

The Liberals made the Banks take those risks initially.

648 The Shadow Do  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:14pm

Mr. Commander in Chief seems just a bit defensive and combative. Now, why is that? Trying to smoke the folks Mr. President?

649 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:15pm

re: #585 Jetpilot1101

I miss Carter.

Let’s not go that far.

Wait after the Ones last comment, I’ll second that.

650 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:17pm

re: #637 bellamags

He has a list of reporters who can ask questions. He called on a reporter and then asked where he was. Did anyone catch that?

Caught it.

651 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:17pm

barack hussien alinski: SOCIALISM in suppository form

652 Miss Trixie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:19pm

re: #511 sharksauce

I’ll give him this much — he’s about to break Mark Twain’s record for using the word “folks” in one public appearance.

The word “notion” is next.

653 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:20pm

re: #592 pittrader1988

poor performing health system-how about having competition? how about having less lawsuits?

He won’t do that. The lawyers gave him money, he’ll make sure they can keep taking ours. It’s the Chicago Way!

654 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:20pm

He’s not totally wrong. There is a huge economic crisis, and I think the government SHOULD do something about it.

The problem is that his sensible ideas are mixed with so much leftist nonsense, it’s hard to distinguish what’s reasonable and what’s crap.

655 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:20pm

No, you and your friends required the banks to take those risks, mr. president.


i can’t stand this. My blood pressure is going through the roof.

656 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:22pm

no blame on govt. for crisis.

whistling through the graveyard

657 vxbush  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:23pm

He’s CALLING on *specific* people, which means that I’m betting 2 to 1 that those people were given specific questions to give, so Barack could practice delivering answers on those questions.

658 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:30pm

Now it’s the banks faults.

Any minute now, he’ll gut Barney Frank. Right?

659 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:31pm

He is blaming Barney Frank now… Although he doesn’t know it…

660 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:32pm

re: #599 Dark_Falcon

Because drilling is evil. We are supposed to use solar panels, no matter how poorly they really work.

And no matter how scarce the element Indium is, which is needed in them.

661 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:33pm

re: #637 bellamags

He has a list of reporters who can ask questions. He called on a reporter and then asked where he was. Did anyone catch that?

We all did

662 eon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:38pm

“You don’t think the federal government should be involved in energy policy. I happen to disagree with that.”

Barry, can you name the last time the Federal Government wasn’t involved in energy policy?

Hint; Honest Abe hadn’t taken the oath of office yet.

Our completely f**ked-up, no-nukes, no oil exploration, Wind And Sun Will Save Us Praise Gaia “Energy Policy” was created by the Federal Government, President Doofus!

cheers

eon

663 Lee Coller  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:40pm

re: #637 bellamags

He has a list of reporters who can ask questions. He called on a reporter and then asked where he was. Did anyone catch that?

Reagan used to pick the reporters in advance too. The press yelled and screamed about it.

664 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:40pm

re: #551 kawfytawk

I can’t stand his hissing esses….like naills on a chalk board to me

He yells. It gives me a headache.

/Well, that, and trying to parse an answer out of 5 teleprompter pages of bullshit

665 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:40pm

And now, 45 minutes later, we finally get to the THIRD question…

Jesus Palooza…

666 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:41pm

re: #548 Iron Fist

Sorry, being medicated is the only way I can think of surviving this blather.

667 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:42pm

re: #633 VioletTiger

Do you think he planted at least some of these questions?

“Chuck Todd, where’s Chuck”

What do you think?

668 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:43pm

re: #593 agtiger

Electronic Medical Records:

This will also reduce citizens’ privacy. Thanks a lot.

Who needs privacy? As long as our Enlightened Comrades of the PolitburoCabinet execute their 5 year planbipartisan recovery plan, all will be good. Did I mention “infrastructure” or how bad things were when I started? Hope, change and all that good stuff. Bush sucks.

669 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:47pm

re: #632 Walter L. Newton

“Chuck Todd, where’s Chuck” Did he pre-plan these questions?

I just fucking noticed that walter. He has a list.

670 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:50pm

re: #592 pittrader1988

poor performing health system-how about having competition? how about having less lawsuits?

YES! We need a competitive insurance industry. The leftist economic illiterate dolts on the left will never understand this. They must have nanny state fascist health care - or else.

671 badtemper  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:51pm

re: #633 VioletTiger

Do you think he planted at least some of these questions?

Absolutely.

672 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:51pm

I think his two hour long answers are to avoid taking more questions. And oh goodie, now he fibbing about the cause of the recession. What no mention of the CRA and community organizers like himself? Figures.

673 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:53pm

Banks taking exorbitant risks? YOU TOLD THEM TO!

674 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:54pm

“Yes O Great One, what do you want us to do with the money you give us?”

What kind of questions are these?

675 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:54pm

Cuck Todd tingles I hear. He tingles, I tells ya!

676 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:55pm

Wild exorbitant risks: See Barney Frank appointing gay bedfellow head of govt. backed lending house

677 cozmos  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:56pm

yawn… Does he ever get to the point?

678 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:56pm

How in the hell is any of this going to instill confidence in our economy? He is going in the wrong direction. Watch the stock markets tomorrow.

679 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:56pm

re: #640 Harry Tuttle

Game over man, Game over. I mean what the fuck are we going to do now?


Maybe we can build a campfire? Sing some songs?

680 VioletTiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:57pm

re: #593 agtiger
Heard from two different commentators today that there is stealth socilaized health care in this bill.

681 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:57pm

re: #657 vxbush

He should practice more.

682 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:29:58pm

OK - NOW we know how this all happened….

/sarcasm off

683 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:02pm

re: #530 Caplady

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

684 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:02pm

I often wonder if the end part of his answers have any idea of what the first part of his answers started out saying

685 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:06pm

What a huge disconnect. Consumers were using credit to spend you moron. Why do you think there was such a demand for that credit?

686 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:06pm

re: #654 Charles

He’s not totally wrong. There is a huge economic crisis, and I think the government SHOULD do something about it.

The problem is that his sensible ideas are mixed with so much leftist nonsense, it’s had to distinguish what’s reasonable and what’s crap.

Government is not the solution, it is the problem.

687 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:10pm

Is he on his teleprompter?

688 albusteve  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:10pm

a total meltdown…indeed historic

689 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:18pm

re: #638 Wishing

A school built in the 1800’s


It’s called the National Historic Register, B-Hole.

690 MJBrutus  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:22pm

re: #640 Harry Tuttle

Game over man, Game over. I mean what the fuck are we going to do now?

Duck, drop and roll? Serpentine?

691 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:25pm

re: #628 astronmr20

The 4th time he has brought up the “do you want government to do nothing” straw man.

Yes. Lower taxes and get your fascism out of my face.

692 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:25pm

He’s now taking a shot at consumer spending being unsustainable, and yet he wants a stimulus package to get people to er…. spend?

I’m lost.

693 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:28pm

The party now is over, and now we’re going to make the hangover worse.

694 gregg  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:35pm

re: #625 sphincter

Hell, listening to this, I need a smoke.

Me too, and I don’t even smoke.

695 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:36pm

Shit, he just said it. “The party’s over!”

696 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:42pm

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

697 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:47pm

re: #687 NYCHardhat

Is he on his teleprompter?

Uh…. uh….. uh……. no.

698 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:48pm

The government can do something, but let’s analyze it. Let’s review what each item in there will do to help - not wing and a prayer, but solid numbers.

699 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:51pm

re: #580 Nadnerb

Buck passing, Bush blaming jackball. Blame, blame, blame. That ain’t gonna fix a thing Barry

Sounds like Lenin and Stalin blaming the Counter-Revolutionaries and Foreign Interventionists for why the Socialist Utopia never happened.

He will never be able to offer real-world workable solutions, so all he does is point fingers and blame others.

700 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:51pm

This man is lost and he is stumbling through with all of us having to follow.

701 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:30:59pm

re: #654 Charles

He’s not totally wrong. There is a huge economic crisis, and I think the government SHOULD do something about it.

The problem is that his sensible ideas are mixed with so much leftist nonsense, it’s had to distinguish what’s reasonable and what’s crap.

Yes, but that’s not the debate in Congress right now. Classic straw man. Very few people are saying we should do absolutely nothing, and that’s what he’s representing the opposition’s position as.

Extremely dishonest.

702 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:08pm

re: #696 Charles

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

I’m doing my best!

703 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:10pm

re: #654 Charles

I actually disagree with you on stimulus. If we are talking about banking, you are correct. Some things need to be done. However, the tack they have taken is not correct so far. What Geitner says tomorrow will be more important than any of this drivel.

704 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:10pm

re: #692 agtiger

He’s now taking a shot at consumer spending being unsustainable, and yet he wants a stimulus package to get people to er…. spend?

I’m lost.

It’s all smoke to cover the transfer of bribes to political supporters.

705 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:12pm

barack hussein alinski: THE DEATH OF WEALTH

706 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:13pm

Fiscal conservative: See Totally Screwed

707 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:14pm

re: #15 FurryOldGuyJeans

Time for me to start up another DVD of Cheers, Season 5.

Hill Street Blues Season #2

708 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:14pm

He has NO idea what happened in this economy. OMFG!

709 Aviator  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:14pm

re: #581 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Is Chrissy Matthews still tingling?

He is wrestling Helen Thomas for the coveted “under the podium” seat.

710 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:17pm

re: #696 Charles

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

And the site is keeping up swimmingly - thanks, Charles!

711 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:20pm

We got in trouble from borrowing too much, so let’s borrow some more to pull ourselves out of this mess.

Riiiiiiiight Barry

712 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:20pm

re: #587 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Be kind to yourself.

713 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:23pm

re: #687 NYCHardhat

Is he on his teleprompter?

no, thats why hes screwing up.

714 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:24pm

re: #654 Charles

He’s not totally wrong. There is a huge economic crisis, and I think the government SHOULD do something about it.

The problem is that his sensible ideas are mixed with so much leftist nonsense, it’s had to distinguish what’s reasonable and what’s crap.

It’s more of a credit crisis than a broad economic crisis. How much of this money is going toward fixing the credit crisis?

715 cozmos  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:25pm

Loosening up credit? Is that what Clinton did when he implemented fines on banks that did not issue a certain amount of sub primes

716 badtemper  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:26pm

After all, we’re all Socialists now.

717 GreenDroll  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:30pm

Would someone try to convince me this guy is not a wholly owned subsidiary of George Soros?

718 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:37pm

I hafta leave…I cannot stand this guy.
Cya later.

719 Right Way  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:40pm

Can somebody please throw a shoe at this guy?

720 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:40pm

700!

721 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:42pm

If only I can just keep pushing words out of my pie hole somebody will eventually think they mean something.

722 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:46pm

Its called a recession, not the end of the world.

723 sphincter  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:49pm

The O is making W look like a freakin’ genius.

We are sooooooooooooo fucked!

724 calcajun  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:31:58pm

I’m not watching. Is there an indication that The Emperor isn’t wearing any clothes? Is it now obvious that the country elected Chance the Gardener—albeit one with an attitude.

725 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:02pm

re: #608 astronmr20

WHAT THE FUCK DO MEDICAL RECORDS HAVE TO DO WITH STIMULATING THE ECONOMY? ? /?

It’s a bad habit that you can’t understand that.

/off to joy camp!

726 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:08pm

He’s not ginned up. Maybe he toked up.

727 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:09pm

“Banks taking enormous risks.” It’s because you as a lawyer for Acorn in Chicago sued them to! You A…hole!

728 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:13pm

re: #654 Charles

Yes. They should put strict guidelines back into effect for loans, as used to be the case….. they should demand a show cause for federal money spent, and they should lift restrictions on US companies trying to operate internationally. They should cap welfare payments and entitlements.

729 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:14pm

who the fuck is he gonna’ blame in 8 years?

730 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:15pm

And this is the guy who’s supposed to be such an eloquent speaker.

I can’t be the only listener noticing that he tends to fill his answers with phrases such as “Iran… is a country that… (stall) (filler) (uhhh)…” That is, when he isn’t lying or answering some other question.

I can practically hear the gears grind as he desperately tries to think.

Very much like an underprepared sophomore taking an oral exam.

731 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:16pm

re: #701 astronmr20

Yes, but that’s not the debate in Congress right now. Classic straw man. Very few people are saying we should do absolutely nothing, and that’s what he’s representing the opposition’s position as.

Extremely dishonest.

Extremely dishonest should be his middle name.

732 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:22pm

Man, somebody shove the Bamster a Marlboro for God’s sake…he obviously needs a nicotine tweak. He getting more shrill as he goes into withdrawls.

733 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:23pm

Cliche after cliche after cliche all put to the purpose of justifying Liberal wet-dreams in spending.

734 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:25pm

re: #722 NYCHardhat

Its called a recession, not the end of the world.

good evening honey. sorry (just caught up)

735 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:26pm

Of course it’s all the banks fault. The politicians demanding the banks take bad risk has nothing to do with it!

/sarc

736 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:29pm

re: #713 bellamags

no, thats why hes screwing up.

Hi hun. This guy is sooooo entertaining.

737 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:29pm

If I lose my job…i hope he does

738 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:30pm

re: #643 Bob Z

I think I need a beer!

grab four two for you and two for me so we don’t have to make another trip….

739 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:38pm

I love how he complains about other nations getting tired of lending us money, so the only solution is to get nations to lend us more money!

740 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:42pm

We survived Jimmy Carter

741 Randall Gross  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:45pm

re: #640 Harry Tuttle

Game over man, Game over. I mean what the fuck are we going to do now?

Personally I am going to enjoy life. The Dems own it from here out, I’m not going to let it ruin my digestion every night. Where I can influence I will, but the only thing we have now is influence, people in the Republican party need to suck that up and own it.

742 calcajun  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:45pm

re: #645 notutopia

DO something…Anything….I just can’t do nothing….
What a fool!

When surprised or in doubt
Run in circles and scream and shout.

743 thefallingman  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:47pm

re: #729 IslandLibertarian
George W. Bush

744 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:49pm

Wow, look at our Presuhhhhdent.

745 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:52pm

Color me shocked- a democrat just said there’s no such thing as a free lunch!

746 VioletTiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:53pm

re: #667 Walter L. Newton

“Chuck Todd, where’s Chuck”

What do you think?


What nonsense. He can’t even face a room full of reporters without back-up.

747 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:32:54pm

Obama: I would love not to spend money.

Then why didn’t you stay your ass at the White House today instead of fueling up the Jet and going to Indiana? You should have driven there like the auto tycoon guys.

748 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:00pm

re: #557 Nevergiveup

He is just lying his ass off


As always.

749 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:01pm

re: #729 IslandLibertarian

who the fuck is he gonna’ blame in 8 years?

4 years.

750 ArmyWife  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:01pm

I volunteer to analyze the bill. I’ll put it in the spreadsheet. Then we can talk. Anyone have this guy’s phone number?

751 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:02pm

re: #696 Charles

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

So’s the press conference, but that’s more a steaming pile.

752 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:04pm

15K FOR HOME BUYERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’ll work.

753 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:04pm

He just invoked TANSTAAFL. RAH is spinning in his grave.

754 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:07pm

re: #529 Harry Tuttle

All pigs are equal. It’s just that some pigs are more equal than others.

Four legs, good!
Two legs, O-baaaaaaaaaaa-ma!

755 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:08pm

No such thing as a free lunch: See Socialist Sandwich

756 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:11pm

re: #740 GOPManHatTanIte

Hot Damn! Good one!

757 HelloDare  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:14pm

Being talked down to is one thing. Lied down to is another.

758 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:15pm

When people are less fearful….?

He’s trying to scare everybody to death.

759 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:16pm
760 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:18pm

re: #623 cozmos

Didn’t he promise to make Chicago’s educational system better and it actually got worse overall

Yup. And then he hired the person who was in charge of the Chicago schools to be his new education secretary.

Change!

761 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:20pm

re: #740 GOPManHatTanIte

We survived Jimmy Carter

See a Reagan on the horizon?

762 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:25pm

re: #717 GreenDroll

Would someone try to convince me this guy is not a wholly owned subsidiary of George Soros?

That would be a lost cause.

763 moonbattery  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:26pm

Egads!

Anyone know where I left that rope?

764 GreenDroll  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:26pm

Bush as Trotsky, what did you expect from the new Stalin?

765 snowcrash  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:28pm

I have heard a large portion of the package doesn’t go into effect un til 2010 (congressional election year). Immediate spending for a crisis huh?

766 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:29pm

re: #741 Thanos

Personally I am going to enjoy life. The Dems own it from here out, I’m not going to let it ruin my digestion every night. Where I can influence I will, but the only thing we have now is influence, people in the Republican party need to suck that up and own it.

Amen brother.

767 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:30pm

Every time you hear a liberal cliche, take a drink…

It will stimulate the beer industry!

768 gregg  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:34pm

re: #720 Racer X

700!

Is that the current count on the number of “uhhhs”?

769 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:35pm

barack hussein alinski: “operate more prudently” means goverment control of the economy

770 Bloodnok  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:38pm

re: #629 ArmyWife

Well darn. I love in a house that is over 250 years old…is a new one arriving shortly?

A gumdrop house next to a lollipop forest.

771 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:44pm

He has not a clue….he is listening to what his party is telling him. This is the most ridiculous farse for bi-partisanship.
Blindly Throwing money at a questionable target is not going to resolve our financial crisis.

772 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:44pm

re: #745 Sharmuta

Color me shocked- a democrat just said there’s no such thing as a free lunch!

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA. And I thought my jokes were bad.

*channeling Heath Ledger*

773 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:46pm

The credit crisis is Congress’ fault.

774 n in wi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:47pm

He just blamed FANN and FREDDIE
A blind pig finds an acorn

775 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:51pm

Do I buy S+P’s or sell them?

776 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:52pm

re: #736 NYCHardhat

Hi hun. This guy is sooooo entertaining.

this is gonna be fun for 4 years.

777 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:56pm

Oh great.. the chick from bloomberg is pushing him to spend more?

778 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:33:58pm

Obama: I would love not to spend money.

You ate $100 an ounce steak, YOU LIEING MOTHERFUCKER!

779 eon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:02pm

re: #707 Dustyvet

Hill Street Blues Season #2

Just finished watching Lord Peter Wimsey with Ian Carmichael. “The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club”, from 1973.

/back when BBC was good.

cheers

eon

780 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:02pm

re: #696 Charles

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

We’re steaming. Listening to Obama is enough to drive any wise person up a wall.

781 FightingBack  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:02pm

There’s no free lunch. The govt will pay for it.

782 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:03pm
783 badtemper  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:11pm

Hmmmm…..

“Tough” questions from the MSM.

you smell that?

784 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:13pm

re: #767 CanuckInTN

Every time you hear a liberal cliche, take a drink…

It will stimulate the beer industry!

We’re gonna get falling down drunk that way.

785 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:13pm

re: #757 HelloDare

Being talked down to is one thing. Lied down to is another.

Experiencing both at the same time from the POTUS: priceless.

/

786 brookly red  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:15pm

re: #623 cozmos

Didn’t he promise to make Chicago’s educational system better and it actually got worse overall

well, every one who went to one voted for him… so I guess it depends on the meaning of the word “better”.

787 BullSchmutz  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:16pm

In a press conference… isn’t he supposed to at least let reporters raise their hands to ask questions?

He is calling names of a list, he doesn’t even know where they are sitting.

788 vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:18pm

99% of America has already turned off this boring dickhead.

/that’s a problem. They need to know how much empty space is in that head.

789 Randall Gross  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:20pm

Obama Pork Laden…

790 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:24pm

re: #696 Charles

Wow, this thread is steaming. 700 comments in 30 minutes.

It’s too bad he can’t stimulate the economy like he does this website.

791 GOPManHatTanIte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:25pm

re: #761 opinionated

Arnolad Schwartzanager

792 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:28pm

I need a drink.

793 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:32pm

That woman from Bloomberg in NO WAY wrote that question. She barely made it through. Unless Manderin is he native language

794 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:32pm

120 and counting

795 Nevergiveup  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:32pm

Lack of oversight in how the money went out? Didn’t this jerk vote to do that when he was in the senate?

796 kateca  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:34pm

OMG these questions.

Won’t you need more than 350 Billion?

797 calcajun  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:34pm

re: #764 GreenDroll

Bush as Trotsky, what did you expect from the new Stalin?


Fortunately, there ain’t much need for ice axes in Texas.

798 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:37pm

re: #19 Walter L. Newton

I don’t know, he’s got this wrapped up. Does he need EVERYONE to be on his side?


Yes. He needs to be able to point at Republicans when it all goes horribly wrong.

799 Luigi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:38pm

Give it to ACORN

800 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:45pm

That swishing sound you just heard was the sound of Keith Olbermann’s pants falling around his ankles.

801 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:50pm

Me, My, Mine, I know best, blah blah blah

Lord help us all….

802 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:51pm
catastrophe

/could someone at least buy him a thesaurus?

803 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:34:58pm

You know, I got one for you shithead….Why the fuck did you drop the charges on a vermin piece of shit terrorist? I have more if you let me Mr. President.

804 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:05pm

re: #747 Afrocity

Why did he fly 100 miles to Virginia for a party?

805 SFGoth  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:10pm

re: #605 CyanSnowHawk

1850s Sharm. 160 year old schools.

Hey, women regularly wore corsets in the 1850’s. Yum.

806 bellamags  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:10pm

re: #794 Jetpilot1101

120 and counting

121

807 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:13pm

re: #770 Bloodnok

A gumdrop house next to a lollipop forest.

With unicorns in the garage.

808 right_in_canada  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:18pm

re: #80 jopa416

Let’s play “Guess the first question from the lapdog media”…I will make my guess here.

Q: President Obama, you are so good looking & manly, do think the country can be saved by doing everything you say exactly?

Good one !

Q: Mr. President , Your excellency, Your Honor, Sir …….There has been a lot of negative talk from many in the political spectrum about your stimulus bill…..that being said……, the important question we need to know from you now sir , is, which carbonated soda do you prefer Dr. Pepper, or Orange Crush ? :-)

809 avanti  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:20pm

re: #654 Charles

He’s not totally wrong. There is a huge economic crisis, and I think the government SHOULD do something about it.

The problem is that his sensible ideas are mixed with so much leftist nonsense, it’s had to distinguish what’s reasonable and what’s crap.

I’d love a clean bill, tax cuts, unemployment insurance and job generators only. Save the other stuff for other votes.

810 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:23pm
811 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:28pm
812 Freelance  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:29pm

Apparently the roots of the recession has been traced to millions of poor people giving this numbnuts all their money during his campaign…

813 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:31pm

Platitude is his attitude

814 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:34pm

I think I’m going to need blood pressure medication, assuming healthcare isn’t trashed in a short period of time, if press conferences continue to be full of sewage like this.

815 BullSchmutz  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:35pm

Even Castro lets reporters raise there hands and he pretends to call them spontaneously.

816 agtiger  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:35pm

Okay, 33 minutes into the speech, and I’m suddenly realizing that Mike Judge’s vision of the future in “Idiocracy” is alarmingly plausible.

“We’ve got this guy… ‘Not Sure’… And he’s the smartest guy on the planet, and he’s gonna fix… EVERYTHING!”

817 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:48pm

re: #739 Blue Falcon

Or better yet quit sending it overseas with no chance of seeing a return on the investment, like trying to cure aids in africa?

818 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:54pm
819 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:54pm

re: #666 hugh_mon

I have to take xanax before I listen to Obama.

820 Jed 1899  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:54pm

I’m hearing a whole lot of nothing…

821 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:57pm

re: #761 opinionated

See a Reagan on the horizon?

I would “settle” for a Newt Gringrich right about now, and sadly don’t see it happening.

822 sarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:58pm

OMG! I have just discovered what is much much worse than the short answers that President Bush use to give……It’s the rambling on and on and on and on with the 10 minutes answers to on question by President Obama. It is much worse hearing the continued ramble he gives. Oh, i long for the short Bush Presidential answers. I did not know how good we had it…
ILFTGOD= i long for the good old days…

823 calcajun  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:35:58pm

re: #771 notutopia

He has not a clue….he is listening to what his party is telling him. This is the most ridiculous farse for bi-partisanship.
Blindly Throwing money at a questionable target is not going to resolve our financial crisis.

And now you see what happens with groupthink taking place in a vacuum. Hell, Bill Clinton at least paid attention to the polls. This guy has a tin ear, head, brain and heart.

824 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:00pm

“There no such thing as a free lunch?” Good one, Barry! Now lets see you actually make decisions that reflect that fact, you frakkin moron!

825 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:00pm

re: #742 calcajun

When surprised or in doubt
Run in circles and scream and shout.

That is exactly what he is doing. Chasing an unknown financial tail. No one, including the banks, knows what’s real on their damned books!

826 Render  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:01pm

I don’t have to watch this. It isn’t news.

I already know he’s not going to say a word about the 23,000+ US troops now caught in a rapidly closing trap deep behind enemy lines.

When that fact finally penetrates the empty cranial cavities of the MSM’s victims, the Big 0 will promptly blame it all on W.

Yet, it was W’s policies in Afghanistan that kept that trap from closing for over six years.

Remember those Predator air strikes on Talib/al-Q leadership inside Pakistan? Remember when the last one took place? It was approved by W.

Now free of those air strikes the enemy is out in broad daylight, operating in well armed and well organized combat units, routing Pakistani regulars and strangling the Afghan theaters Main Supply Route through Pakistan.

===

I don’t care about taxes, stimulus, pork, or any other political or religious bullshit. The economy can go to hell, I’ll gladly live under a bridge and eat dried dog food if it means we win this war.

SURGE
THIS,
R

827 GGMac  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:02pm

How can this dweeb say the Tarp 1 “saved us from disaster” when no one knows what’s happened to that money.

I must have missed the class on moonbat bookkeeping methodology.


Sheeeeesh!

828 opinionated  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:03pm

Obama: Lets get this right.

Biden: Thirty percent chance we will screw up.

829 TnTx13  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:06pm

Oh, he tells his Treasury Secretary, “let’s get this right” - yeah, the guy who couldn’t figure out his own taxes…

830 yesandno  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:10pm

This man cannot answer a question…sucinctly….

but his answers do suck….is that close enough?

831 vxbush  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:14pm

If banks don’t know what they have, then how the heck are they going to run the business? What a load. At least, that’s what I see.

832 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:15pm

I wonder who wrote all these questions. :D Must be someone on Obama’s staff. Hehe… (Wouldn’t at all surprise me…)

833 SFGoth  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:20pm

You’d think someone who came out of the Chicago sewer would have more backbone against rogue states, but even Chicago seems to have been wussified.

834 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:32pm

So, we have to spend money to find out if we need to spend more money, because we don’t know if it’s going to work.

Got it.

835 astronmr20  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:33pm

Next thread

836 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:36pm

I bet if they turn off the cameras and the lights and everyone just left the room, this guy would still be prattling on well into tomorrow’s sunrise.

837 NYCHardhat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:38pm

UPTHREAD!

838 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:40pm

Jake Tapper, here is a tough question Bwahhahahahahahahaha

839 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:44pm

Jake Tapper is a dick. “the legs of your stool”?

840 CapeCoddah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:45pm

I wonder how many people we could put to work exploring for, drilling for, moving the crude and building the facilities to refine our own oil and gas? How much work could we create building nuclear power plants, and by doing these things, solving our own energy issues for a long time to come?
From what I understand, there is $10 billion available in this package to fix infrastructure like roads and bridges. That is great, and just the kind of thing we need, but, here is the catch, remember, the bill so far for Boston’s “Big Dig”, one road project, cost $22 Billion. Forgive me if I think the dem’s are lying sacks of camel dung, and also the greediest, and dumbest group of people gathered in one place, at any given time. (worlds most exclusive club my ass) This bill has to be defeated.

841 Jed 1899  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:36:54pm

I think the MSM might be getting a clue.

842 abolitionist  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:08pm

Jake! Was that on his teleprompter?

843 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:17pm

whoever thinks this guy is gonna be fun for 4 years must have a lifetime supply of prozac in the basement

844 Palandine  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:17pm

re: #761 opinionated

See a Reagan on the horizon?

I’ve got my eye on Eric Cantor.

845 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:19pm
restoring market confidence

/hey I know, why don’t you get us off to a good start by SHUTTING UP!

846 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:20pm

re: #778 Blue Falcon

Obama: I would love not to spend money.

You ate $100 an ounce steak, YOU LIEING MOTHERFUCKER!

He doesn’t want to spend any of HIS or Michelle’s money. Spending government money is not his and that he has no problems spending.

847 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:24pm

re: #752 pittrader1988

what about those of us who haven’t missed a payment yet, but are hurting and having to eat taters for dinner cause we can’t afford anything else?

848 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:32pm

re: #770 Bloodnok

A gumdrop house next to a lollipop forest.

With a huge purple mushroom for a shade tree in the yard…:)

849 Sponge  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:32pm

This is a joke.

Blah blah blah…..taxpayers didn’t get us into this mess, government did. The housing market didn’t fail because people over bought…..Government told them to over loan…..Government can’t fix this…..they can back the f’k off and let the market do it’s thing.

creating 4 million jobs planting grass and rebuilding historical landmarks….douchebag.

850 UberInfidel67  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:33pm

re: #499 bellamags
If anyone here ever asks me why I call him WingDings…this is EXACTLY why. A boatload of words without really saying anything at all.

851 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:34pm

“There isn’t a single pet project, not a single earmark, in this bill.”

True enough, O President - there are hundreds.

/it all depends on what the meaning of “is” is.

852 FrogMarch  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:34pm

re: #729 IslandLibertarian

who the fuck is he gonna’ blame in 8 years?

Bush.

853 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:37pm

re: #833 SFGoth

First rule in Chicago politics. Try and get along and use all four of our hands to grab the cash.

854 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:38pm
855 HoosierHoops  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:40pm

My lawd..It’s a softball game! Throw anyone up there MSM

856 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:37:41pm

Part Deux ________________ upstairs!

857 cozmos  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:05pm

Creating jobs means pork for highway projects in Indiana that bought him that vote. Pork for the movie industry that he is bailing out. Pork for contraceptives to drive the population down and make the numbers look better… haha

858 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:10pm

Next question:

Mr. President, we are all aware that your solution is the only one that could possibly work. That being said, why are the evil republicans trying to slow you down from bringing about heaven on earth?

859 Sheepdogess  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:30pm

This is painful.

860 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:30pm

I love he always says “SAVE or create 4 million jobs”. So, when the unemployment rate goes to 20% he can say, “yes, but, uh, you see, we saved 4 million jobs”

861 The Shadow Do  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:30pm

Will someone please ask the obvious question: what is the metric for measuring “saved jobs”? Short of Federal direct hires of course.

I will not hold my breath.

862 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:31pm

re: #828 opinionated

Obama: Lets get this right.

Biden: Thirty percent chance we will screw up.

Looks like they hit those odds dead on.

863 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:40pm

They will know it is working because I will tell them so !

BTW, do you notice how he says “Create or S-A-V-E” 3 million jobs. How can you prove that you saved a job? He will just claim that he did it, even if 5 million more jobs are lost he will simply say ‘It would have been 8 million if not for me & my plan.”

864 Luigi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:41pm

Are foreign policy questions off limits tonight?

865 screaming_eagle  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:45pm

re: #841 Jed 1899

I think the MSM might be getting a clue.

Noooooooooooo

866 CanuckInTN  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:38:45pm

“The federal government doesn’t have complete control of that.” Oops…forgot to add the “yet”

867 Dhimmisum  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:01pm

Haven’t read through the whole thread yet….but does it seem like he has picked all of his questioners before hand and that all of the reporters are reading from prepared text……doesn’t seem quite as off the cuff as GW’s…..

868 reine.de.tout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:01pm

re: #652 Miss Trixie

The word “notion” is next.

check your e-mails.
Want in?

869 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:11pm

The CBO has a crystal ball and they say your plan SUCKS!

870 Randall Gross  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:29pm

New Thread upstairs


New thread upstairs

New thread upstairs

871 NomadOfNorad  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:33pm

“…start growing again…” Dude, the only thing that’ll be growing will be the frakking government!

872 Mosin Nagant  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:36pm

Does he think that Elkhart built recreation vehicles will run on windmills or batteries?They produce giant motor homes and nobody is going to buy them if gas goes back to $4.How does his policies help those workers?

873 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:50pm

and the cbo is a fully tenured arm of the democraps

874 Blue Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:39:55pm

Does this man have ANY concept of a credit rating? Doesn’t have the slightest inclination that maybe running up the debt is going to make things worse for creditors?

875 eon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:04pm

“Step 1. Job creation.

“Step 2. Are the credit markets operating effectively?”

They were, before Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and CRA put their oars in.

“Step 3. Have we stabilized the housing market?”

Not by doing more of what de-stabilized them in the first place.

“I don’t have a crystal ball.”

What? You Don’t? Well, knock me over with a feather!

/And where’s my damn unicorn?

cheers

eon

876 ryannon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:11pm

re: #818 Ojoe

Here comes the sunset on the snows of the San Gabriels.

Just as I was about to post the link : -)

It’s gorgeous! Can you see all the pretty unicorns frolicking along the peaks?

877 Longacre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:16pm

Businesses can’t get credit, so we’re going to take it from those who haven’t leveraged themselves to the hilt to help those who already have. Share the misery, level the field, pass the wealth around a little…. Reverse the flow from smart use of money to dumb use of money.

878 Blue Eyed Music Lover  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:21pm

I have so enjoyed not watching this. I have the radio on a classical station and they’re playing Beethoven’s Fifth. Now that guy was a genius.

879 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:45pm

new age: 40 acres and a unicorn…LOL

880 mal8739  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:51pm

@ 724
Spot on. Hilarious!

881 Osama Bin Asshat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:54pm

Obama has the look…. “This job is tougher than I thought, I need a nap”.

/uh

882 Jed 1899  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:40:54pm

Somebody ask about the GD’ed unicorns.

883 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:41:00pm

re: #840 CapeCoddah

I wonder how many people we could put to work exploring for, drilling for, moving the crude and building the facilities to refine our own oil and gas? How much work could we create building nuclear power plants, and by doing these things, solving our own energy issues for a long time to come?
From what I understand, there is $10 billion available in this package to fix infrastructure like roads and bridges. That is great, and just the kind of thing we need, but, here is the catch, remember, the bill so far for Boston’s “Big Dig”, one road project, cost $22 Billion. Forgive me if I think the dem’s are lying sacks of camel dung, and also the greediest, and dumbest group of people gathered in one place, at any given time. (worlds most exclusive club my ass) This bill has to be defeated.


that is an insult to camel dung…at least it is useful for fertilizer…

884 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:41:06pm

“We have reports that 4 American servicemembers were killed today in Iraq.”

Do you know their names?

Didn’t think so.

885 tactical solutions  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:41:29pm

Obama is the greatest tragedy that America has ever suffered.

I wonder how America will survive the next 4 years.

886 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:42:00pm

Oh boy…military families now…this could get ugly.

887 tronix  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:42:05pm

” extraordinary work done by our babykilling troops”

888 Sarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:42:10pm

OMG!
how long can an answer to a question be?
i think i am going to have to start flipping channels.

889 Doubleview  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:42:53pm

ABC Reporter:
Unveil the coffins, “So the American public can see the full human cost of war.”

Hey ABC Reporter — Why don’t you start covering the brutalities of the enemy, so the American public knows what the hell we’re fighting against, and why!

890 natbumpo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:05pm

I didn’t realize Fatah was a place in the Afgan region. Am I missing something? Seriously.

891 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:06pm

re: #795 Nevergiveup

Lack of oversight in how the money went out? Didn’t this jerk vote to do that when he was in the senate?

Yes, but his mind was on the next campaign! Not his fault.
/

892 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:09pm

Does anybody here think that Mr. President, if he ever found himself in need of a job, would be willing to work on a road or bridge construction crew?

Me, neither.

And that’s the LEAST ridiculous portion of this fiercely urgent pork bill.

893 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:17pm

why use 5 words when 5,555 will do.

894 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:35pm

GOT CHANGE?
MISS BUSH?
WHAT”S LESS THAN ZERO?

/@ $2.50 ea. I’ll make millions billions trillions!

895 kywrite  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:51pm

re: #90 Fat Jolly Penguin

Glad I don’t have cable. Did he put on his Angry Eyes again?

OMG, I just realized — He looks like Bert from Sesame Street!

/crap, now I’ll have that in my head for four years. Well, better than not having it in my head, I guess — at least I can be amused as well as angry.

896 jopa416  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:43:58pm

re: #884 lobo91

“We have reports that 4 American servicemembers were killed today in Iraq.”

Do you know their names?

Didn’t think so.

Funny, when Bush was still president news of any death in Iraq was headline news, I had not even heard of this until Br-obama said it.

897 cozmos  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:44:13pm

How many times is he going to say ‘concert’… We are in concert with… He cannot pronounce a lot of the words he is trying to say…

898 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:44:16pm

Well, shazam…the Bamster just gave props to the venture in Iraq…after years of constantly slamming everything it tried to accomplish.

Gigantic brass ones, Bamster. But unfortunately for you our military ain’t that stupid.

899 Luigi  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:44:20pm

How you gonna do that without the base you just lost in Kyrgyzstan?

900 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:44:27pm

Funny how a few weeks of security briefings will scare even Teh One into realizing that the jihadis are out there and he should be afraid.

901 tradewind  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:45:23pm

re: #895 kywrite

Yeah, total Bert.

902 kansas  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:45:39pm

Fox News on now.

903 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:46:24pm

Major just asked his last question he will ever get to ask.

904 FredPhD  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:46:39pm

What’s a numerical percentage?

905 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:48:06pm

I have no idea. Now there’s a quote.

906 Cielolady  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:48:10pm

Is it just me? He seems to have names of reporters in his head to call on , and he calls on them without having SEEN them.

Other Presidents seemed to see a raised hand and then they would call on them.

907 kansas  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:48:58pm

re: #906 Cielolady

Is it just me? He seems to have names of reporters in his head to call on , and he calls on them without having SEEN them.

Other Presidents seemed to see a raised hand and then they would call on them.


Looks like to me he has a list he is reading from.

908 Sarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:48:59pm

Can we get a yes or no to any question
I am sure the drive-by-media will give him hours and hours to ramble on and on and on…………..

909 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:20pm

OMG, alex rodriguez is relevant.

910 kywrite  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:27pm

re: #906 Cielolady

You’re right. I hadn’t noticed til just now.

911 kansas  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:30pm

Helen the Troll comes out from under the bridge.

912 sixgunsamori  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:35pm

A question about steroid use? Holy Ass crackers!

913 Osama Bin Asshat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:36pm

Concerned about A-roid’s influence on kids…yet smokes cigarettes…and he’s prez!

914 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:50pm

helen should have hung it up years ago-waste of a seat.

915 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:49:54pm

Helen is looking like the puppet from Waylon Flowers and Madam

916 pittrader1988  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:50:13pm

re: #903 hugh_mon

only coherent one

917 Osama Bin Asshat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:50:35pm

All this talk about fossils and dinosaurs, and I just saw a living one ask Obama a question….

918 Doubleview  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:50:46pm

The Fatah regions of Pakistan! What the Fatah is that?

919 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:50:52pm

re: #832 NomadOfNorad

I wonder who wrote all these questions. :D Must be someone on Obama’s staff. Hehe… (Wouldn’t at all surprise me…)


I don’t know - you’d think he’d actually know the answers if that were the case.

920 sixgunsamori  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:50:52pm

“so called terrorists”? Helen Thomas really needs to retire.

921 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:52:28pm

re: #903 hugh_mon

Major just asked his last question he will ever get to ask.

Hahaha! Bingo, hugh.

922 hugh_mon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:53:23pm

Truth and reconciliation commission? What are we South Africa?

923 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:53:34pm

re: #915 MadHamster

Helen is looking like the puppet from Waylon Flowers and Madam

Thanks…now there’s Pepsi all over my computer screen. :)

924 sixgunsamori  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:53:50pm

This isn’t even worth mocking. Pathetic. George Bush’s fault, Ronald Reagan’s fault, Wall Streets fault… Why watch when you can just spin the wheel and construct your own “uh-uh” Obama babble?

925 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:54:19pm

Oh, for God’s sake…Hiffpo’s still wanting to impeach Bush.

926 P-DEX  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:54:32pm

That would be “Huffpo”

927 GGMac  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:54:45pm

re: #608 astronmr20

WHAT THE FUCK DO MEDICAL RECORDS HAVE TO DO WITH STIMULATING THE ECONOMY? ? /?


At Rush Limbaugh’s site, read the transcript from today, titled: ” The March To Socialized Medicine Starts in Obama’s Porkulus Bill”.

Rush has the agenda pegged to a T, and we - especially any of us older types with eventually fatal illnesses, are going to be totally screwed. Got COPD and osteoporosis, for example? Under the One’s caring plan, you won’t be entitled to bone-building meds for the osteoporosis: waste of money, since the COPD prognosis will cancel out treatment for other problems - kind of “no pre-existing conditions covered”, but the socialism no-treatment-allowed will be that excuse, on steroids.

And they’re using this bill to stinking sneak socialized medicine in through the back door. If people knew it was in there, it would go the way of Hillary’s attempt - but Obama is the ultimate stealth, sneaking, alinski-ite, and Rush seems to be the only one with a voice who’s aware of it.

Fuming here…

928 sixgunsamori  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:56:53pm

“Rush seems to be the only one with a voice who’s aware of it.”

Huh… wonder why we need the fairness doctrine…

929 right_in_canada  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:56:54pm

re: #894 IslandLibertarian

GOT CHANGE?
MISS BUSH?
WHAT”S LESS THAN ZERO?

/@ $2.50 ea. I’ll make millions billions trillions!

Dr. Evil : Why make trillions when we could make …….billions ?

930 MadHamster  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:57:38pm

must form more words. must form more words. must…..

931 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:58:01pm

Get ready. This is the kind of preemptive crap we’re going to have to endure for at least the next four years. He will have all of his “appearances” at prime time.

I remember when it was questionable whether GWB was going to get all the major networks to cover his State Of The Union. Hugo Chevez rules are now our MSM. What’s happened to OUR country?

932 sixgunsamori  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 5:59:30pm

I don’t care if he wants to smoke, but he should at least not try to blow it up my ass.

933 CIA Reject  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 6:00:43pm

THANK G*D it’s finally OVER!

That is the most PAINFUL experience I’ve had while sitting down since the last time I had my TEETH CLEANED!

934 Sarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 6:03:04pm

i have it…..

If your answers are longer than long you can answer 13 questions totaling 5 minutes or so and give 52 minutes of answers.

Clever, almost diabolical don’t you think…

935 Sarr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 6:05:11pm

Re: 931
You are right. Barely got the DTMedia to put him on air.

936 avspatti  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 6:09:10pm

re: #542 Dark_Falcon

How could he do anything else? He has no ideas of his own and he can’t really lead. He’s an empty suit spouting slogans.

Let’s just remember this when we think about EIGHT years of this garbage. We need to get to work now to ensure that never happens.

937 SFGoth  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 6:28:50pm

All kidding/loathing aside, and be objective (a lot of you thought McCain did well), how bad was it?

938 calcajun  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 7:00:26pm

Did it sound like he hit his head a might too hard on Marine One this morning?

939 eaglewingz08  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:46:14am

Just some demlibsocialist lingo 101, when a demsocialistlib like Obama says a bill does not contain ‘a single earmark’ or a ‘single Y’, what he means is that the bill contains so many of those categories that he lost count of them.

940 gonecamping  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:56:54am

As empty as his head is, it rang like a gong.


re: #938 calcajun

Did it sound like he hit his head a might too hard on Marine One this morning?

941 AJayRidenour  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:13:45pm

Is this really his first prime time appearance? I thought THAT was on Al-Jazeera.


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