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1 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:19:00pm

Do not taunt New Psychedelic Fish.

2 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:19:41pm

Trippy.

3 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:20:00pm

And this is before nuclear war breaks out, imagine what walks out of the ocean after the last threads nightmare happens.

4 snowcrash  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:20:07pm

The front fins move like feet!

5 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:20:43pm

I didn't realize the Creator had such a sense of humor.

6 Desert Dog  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:20:44pm

Psychedelic Furs

7 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:21:21pm

re: #5 zombie

I didn't realize the Creator had such a sense of humor.

He/She was quite the card.

8 DEZes  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:21:21pm

Can we call it boingo boingo?

9 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:22:20pm

This is the day of Aquarius, Aquarius, Aquarius.

10 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:22:41pm
11 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:24:07pm

Far East, man.

*Dude*

12 Syrah  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:24:31pm

Are the going to name it after Timothy Leery or Ken Keasy?

13 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:24:39pm

I like the fish with the transparent head.

14 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:24:40pm

The freaky fish is bouncing like a striped rubber ball.

15 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:25:37pm

This one's pretty cool too....
Crazy Hairy Frogfish

16 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:26:32pm

re: #14 zombie

The freaky fish is bouncing like a striped rubber ball.

Correct. Cyrkle gets the square.

17 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:26:34pm

re: #13 Alouette

I like the fish with the transparent head.


[Video]

If we could splice that fish's genes into our children, we could make X-rays obsolete!

18 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:26:53pm

re: #9 midwestgak

This is the dayage of Aquarius, Aquarius, Aquarius.

How could I make that mistake? That song rang in my head nonstop all through the 70's.

19 Oh no...Sand People!  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:27:06pm

Can't wait til I can glow psychedelic like that... at the current rate, don't think it's too far off...

20 DEZes  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:27:47pm

re: #15 Killgore Trout

This one's pretty cool too....
Crazy Hairy Frogfish



Now thats one crazy Angler!

21 monkeytime  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:27:56pm

Joy Behar is jealous of it's smooth complexion and small mouth.

22 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:28:06pm

re: #15 Killgore Trout

This one's pretty cool too....
Crazy Hairy Frogfish


The yellow one looked like Geert's hair.

23 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:28:06pm
24 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:28:34pm

re: #16 Bloodnok

Correct. Cyrkle gets the square.

Interestingly, Paul Simon wrote the song, but never had a hit with it, though he was already famous. It took a completely unknown band to make the song a hit! Crazy man, crazy.

25 Max Darkside  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:29:09pm

ASEAN new fish!

/I see an...

26 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:29:58pm

re: #15 Killgore Trout

This one's pretty cool too....
Crazy Hairy Frogfish


[Video]

And some people wonder how legs evolved.

27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:30:16pm

re: #24 zombie

I remember in an interview once, he said he was embarrassed by the song.

28 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:30:44pm

re: #24 zombie

Interestingly, Paul Simon wrote the song, but never had a hit with it, though he was already famous. It took a completely unknown band to make the song a hit! Crazy man, crazy.

Wow. I never knew that, but in .0001 seconds I can totally recognize Paul Simon having written it.

29 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:31:01pm

What's the name of the artist?

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:31:20pm

Camouflaged pretty well...no wonder they couldn't find him.

31 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:32:02pm

re: #18 midwestgak

How could I make that mistake? That song rang in my head nonstop all through the 70's.

The answer might be what else was running through your system in the 1970s?

32 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:32:26pm

re: #29 Naso Tang

What's the name of the artist?

Prince.

33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:32:27pm

re: #13 Alouette

I like the fish with the transparent head.


[Video]

Eat them up, yum....

34 AreaMan  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:32:49pm

This is a faux movie faked by al-Reuters to get back at LGF for showing them up. No such fish.

35 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:33:35pm

re: #26 zombie

And some people wonder how legs evolved.

That would also explain bad hair days and that wiggly thing hanging out of my forehead....

36 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:33:52pm

Psychedelic Fish! Dude, sounds like a group that should have opened for The Dead at Woodstock.

37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:33:55pm

Took my fishhead, out to see a movie...
Didn't have to pay to get...him...in...

38 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:33:56pm

re: #29 Naso Tang

What's the name of the artist?

Some art historians think it was a Mr. Yahweh C. God, while others attribute this particular work to Mother E. Nature.

39 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:34:10pm
40 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:34:30pm

re: #33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Eat them up, yum....

Best line in Desperately Seeking Susan

"I had some sushi once. Took it home and cooked it. Tasted like fish."

41 callahan23  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:35:00pm

re: #35 paint-right

That would also explain bad hair days and that wiggly thing hanging out of my forehead....

...also has a flat face with eyes directed forward, like humans, and a huge, yawning mouth.

42 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:35:12pm

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Took my fishhead, out to see a movie...
Didn't have to pay to get...him...in...

This thread is rapidly becoming a musical nostalgia festival!

43 jcm  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:35:16pm

Sea Kittens!

Fire up the grill!

;-P

44 Cognito  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:35:36pm

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:17pm

re: #40 lifeofthemind

Best line in Desperately Seeking Susan

You can quote "Desperately Seeking Susan"? Really?

/

46 rawmuse  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:19pm

I would NOT eat that one.

47 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:20pm

re: #42 zombie

This thread is rapidly becoming a musical nostalgia festival!

I won't bother linking to Judas Priest's Turbot Lover.

48 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:21pm

re: #38 zombie

Some art historians think it was a Mr. Yahweh C. God, while others attribute this particular work to Mother E. Nature.

And to think that some people think humans are the best example of intelligent design. The best lines we get are stretch marks, and that's only half of the population.

49 Syrah  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:29pm

re: #44 Cognito

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

Yes.

You have shake your monitor.

50 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:30pm

re: #44 Cognito

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

It's near the end of the video -- last 15 seconds only.

51 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:36:33pm

Check out the Shark vs Octopus death struggle.

52 callahan23  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:06pm

re: #44 Cognito

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

It's also me, no bouncin'.

53 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:10pm

re: #44 Cognito

You have to move your monitor up and down.

Lazy, man. Lazy.

54 FrogMarch  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:10pm

The crazier the camouflage - the tastier they are to other fish!


/I don't know - I just made that up.

55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:29pm

re: #49 Syrah

GMTA?

56 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:34pm

re: #51 opnion

Check out the Shark vs Octopus death struggle.

The 2008 presidential election is already over.

57 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:44pm

re: #42 zombie

This thread is rapidly becoming a musical nostalgia festival!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Like that?

58 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:37:57pm

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Took my fishhead, out to see a movie...
Didn't have to pay to get...him...in...

That reminds me-is Dr. Demento's radio show still on?

59 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:38:03pm

re: #44 Cognito

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

Cognito, you are stuck in your old unbouncy mindset, let go embrace the other and allow yourself to be more empathic nuanced and sympathetic and the bounce will come to you.

60 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:38:08pm
61 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:39:01pm

re: #57 midwestgak

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Like that?

Close. But more like, "My name is Larrrrr-y, my name is Larrrrr-y, I have a mother, her name is Mother...."

62 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:39:13pm

re: #44 Cognito

Am I the only one not seeing the bouncing?

There is no bouncing in the psychedelic fish video but the next - hairy frog fish - bounces along on its "legs" and seems to have an acolyte in tow. Or maybe it's a big lady , little man combo as sometimes occurs in Nature.

63 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:39:28pm

Good Afternoon Lizards!
Cog..Be the Ball

64 Cognito  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:39:36pm

re: #50 zombie

It's near the end of the video -- last 15 seconds only.

Dunno. To me it just sort of looks like he's swimming down, against a current.

What's way more interesting, to me, is the way the thing seems to prop itself up with, well... a sort of stumpy little leg.

65 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:39:50pm

re: #45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You can quote "Desperately Seeking Susan"? Really?

/

It was supposed to be Arquette's movie, she was the star.

66 zombie  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:40:54pm

re: #64 Cognito

Dunno. To me it just sort of looks like he's swimming down, against a current.

What's way more interesting, to me, is the way the thing seems to prop itself up with, well... a sort of stumpy little leg.

Looks to me more like bouncy hopping down the rock formation.

67 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:41:12pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Hey there! We are talking about silly fish. Next up is our discussion on grilling sauces for them.

68 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:42:04pm

re: #56 zombie

The 2008 presidential election is already over.

I'd like a redo.

69 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:42:24pm

re: #57 midwestgak

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Like that?

but did the horse have legs and did it bounce through the desert?

70 Cognito  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:42:29pm

re: #66 zombie

Looks to me more like bouncy hopping down the rock formation.

Are you talking about 1:05 to 1:10? I don't think he's actually touching the rock --- looks like he's swimming down, to me.

71 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:43:14pm

re: #65 lifeofthemind

It was supposed to be Arquette's movie, she was the star.

I thought Madonna was the star?

72 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:43:39pm

re: #67 ArmyWife

Hey there! We are talking about silly fish. Next up is our discussion on grilling sauces for them.

Hi there! I got a buddy that makes a mean homemade Dill sauce..Great for fish

73 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:43:43pm

re: #57 midwestgak
Feelings
Woooah ohh feelings.....
/ducks and runs

74 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:44:27pm

re: #67 ArmyWife

Hey there! We are talking about silly fish. Next up is our discussion on grilling sauces for them.

There was a news article the other day which told of people finding a rare, rare animal and then it was et by the locals

75 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:44:45pm

re: #68 opnion

I'd like a redo.


Starting with the primaries.

76 Opinionated  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:45:27pm

To be named- the Pelosi

77 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:45:28pm

re: #69 paint-right

but did the horse have legs and did it bounce through the desert?

Take me to the river. Throw me in the water.

78 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:46:02pm

re: #75 Jim in Virginia

Starting with the primaries.

Yup, I'll bet that they would go different.

79 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:46:10pm
80 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:46:28pm

re: #73 Jim in Virginia

Feelings
Woooah ohh feelings.....
/ducks and runs

Damn you, damn you to hell for reminding us all.///

81 lifeofthemind  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:46:59pm

re: #71 Alouette

I thought Madonna was the star?

Nope, she stole it. Check the IMDB cast list.

82 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:47:08pm

re: #74 paint-right

There was a news article the other day which told of people finding a rare, rare animal and then it was et by the locals

Jed, is that you?

83 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:47:23pm

re: #46 rawmuse

I would NOT eat that one.

But someone, somewhere, will work out how to.

84 Wetfun  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:47:25pm

looks like a frogfish

85 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:47:48pm

re: #73 Jim in Virginia

Feelings
Woooah ohh feelings.....
/ducks and runs

Oh yeah? Well take this:
Can't smile without you. Can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing
Finding it hard, to do anything.

86 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:48:05pm

re: #84 Wetfun

But not just any frog fish. This one has blue eyes and bounces.

87 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:48:21pm

re: #77 midwestgak

Take me to the river. Throw me in the water.

I'm Rick James Bitch!
I'm Rick James Bitch!

88 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:48:57pm

re: #26 zombie

And some people wonder how legs evolved.

Hey, I didn't come from no psychedelic fish!

/

89 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:48:59pm

re: #84 Wetfun

looks like a frogfish

quit carping

90 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:14pm

re: #85 livefreeor die

Yeah?

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

91 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:15pm

re: #85 livefreeor die

Oh yeah? Well take this:
Can't smile without you. Can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing
Finding it hard, to do anything.

Oh yeah? You take this:

Once, twice, three times a lady.

92 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:19pm

re: #77 midwestgak

Take me to the river. Throw me in the water.

Look at mother nature on the run in the nineteen seventies

93 snowcrash  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:29pm

Do you like pretty food? Some people have too much time on their hands.

94 DEZes  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:47pm

re: #88 Bloodnok

Hey, I didn't come from no psychedelic fish!

/

So your not from the 60's. ;)

95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:49:58pm

re: #72 HoosierHoops

Hi there! I got a buddy that makes a mean homemade Dill sauce..Great for fish

I met a man who met Andy Griffith.

96 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:50:27pm

re: #91 midwestgak

Oh yeah? You take this:

Once, twice, three times a lady.

I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
OR
Shadow daaancing, baby through the night.

97 paint-right  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:50:40pm

re: #82 midwestgak

Jed, is that you?

Yep

/chaw, chaw...patooie!

98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:50:45pm

re: #85 livefreeor die

Oh yeah? Well take this:
Can't smile without you. Can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing
Finding it hard, to do anything.

Did you know that song was FEATURED in the newest "Hellboy" movie?

99 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:51:07pm

re: #85 livefreeor die

Oh yeah? Well take this:
Can't smile without you. Can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing
Finding it hard, to do anything.

Ok, you asked for it,
"Youuuuuuu, Light up My Life" Debbie Boone

100 callahan23  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:51:22pm

re: #88 Bloodnok

Hey, I didn't come from no psychedelic fish!

/

Mathematically fixed:
minus plus minus equals plus

101 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:51:24pm

re: #98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Did you know that song was FEATURED in the newest "Hellboy" movie?

Awesome! Any other "greats" they had on their soundtrack?

102 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:52:15pm
103 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:52:22pm

re: #99 opnion

Ok, you asked for it,
"Youuuuuuu, Light up My Life" Debbie Boone

You can ring my bell-el-el, ring my bell.

104 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:52:26pm

re: #96 livefreeor die

I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
OR
Shadow daaancing, baby through the night.

Sky Rockets in Flight..Afternoon delight

105 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:52:59pm

re: #93 snowcrash

That is much better than my pear smiley face I made for my kids! (peeled pear, raisins for eyes at the narrow end, maraschino cherry nose, dried cranberries for a mouth)

106 mikeymom  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:54:20pm

i've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key!

107 ciaospirit  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:54:21pm

Iranians don't fear us. Neither do Mexicans.

U.S. rattled as Mexico drug war bleeds over border


PHOENIX (Reuters) – Hit men dressed in fake police tactical gear burst into a home in Phoenix, rake it with gunfire and execute a man.

Armed kidnappers snatch victims from cars and even a local shopping mall across the Phoenix valley for ransom, turning the sun-baked city into the "kidnap capital" of the United States.

Execution style murders, violent home invasions, and a spiraling kidnap rate in Phoenix -- where police reported an average of one abduction a day last year linked to Mexican crime -- are not the only examples along the border.

108 jcm  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:54:34pm

Hmmmm.......

FBI Raids University of Florida Nuclear Institute

Agents spent several hours searching the institute and the office of the institute’s director, Samim Anghaie.

[snip

]“When you throw together all those elements, words like ‘Iranian’ and ‘nuclear’ and ‘FBI,’ people get kind of worked up about it,” Orlando said. “I don’t think it’s nearly as sexy as people would guess from all those elements.”
109 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:54:52pm

re: #103 livefreeor die

You can ring my bell-el-el, ring my bell.

Alright, I'm goin for it,
"My name is Michael. I got a nickle, I got a nickle shiny & new"
Playgrounds of my mind.

110 jcm  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:55:08pm

re: #108 jcm

wrong thread....

Do'h!

111 Macker  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:55:31pm

re: #104 HoosierHoops

MUSH!

112 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:55:43pm

re: #108 jcm

sexy? Interesting adjective.

113 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:55:46pm

re: #109 opnion

Alright, I'm goin for it,
"My name is Michael. I got a nickle, I got a nickle shiny & new"
Playgrounds of my mind.

One tin soldier rides away....

114 ciaospirit  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:56:03pm

re: #108 jcm

sexy

Sexy isn't quite the word that comes to mind.

115 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:56:33pm

re: #109 opnion

Alright, I'm goin for it,
"My name is Michael. I got a nickle, I got a nickle shiny & new"
Playgrounds of my mind.

"Billy don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life."

116 jamgarr  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:56:34pm

I guess I don't know clouds . . . at alllllll.

117 mikeymom  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:57:01pm

she'll be riding--Wiiillddd FIIRRe!

118 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:57:02pm

re: #113 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

One tin soldier rides away....

Ugh. That crap reminds me of elementary school chorus.

119 [deleted]  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:57:19pm
120 uncle_monkey  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:57:38pm

I especially love the google ad pop-up:

Obama is giving away billions of dollars for grants!
Get FREE MONEY from the government that you NEVER HAVE TO PAY BACK!

F* me. I can't even watch a stupid video of some demented fish without being reminded that the One has his fist up my ass.

121 FrogMarch  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:58:07pm

OMG - excellent VDH. bingo.

122 jcm  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:58:12pm

re: #112 ArmyWife

re: #114 ciaospirit

Somebody working hard at playing it down.......

123 goddessoftheclassroom  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:58:19pm

"The night Chicago died..."

I remember walking to the neighborhood pool and hearing that!

124 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:58:34pm

re: #113 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

One tin soldier rides away....

Here's a good one: Know who it is?

SweeeeeeEEeeeet in the mooooornin'. Sweet in the mornin'. Sweet in the mornin'.

125 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:58:42pm

"You don't bring me flowers, you don't sing me love songs."

126 mikeymom  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:59:02pm

re: #120 uncle_monkey

I especially love the google ad pop-up:


F* me. I can't even watch a stupid video of some demented fish without being reminded that the One has his fist up my ass.

OMG you owe me a manhattan AND a keyboard!

127 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:59:08pm

re: #118 Bloodnok

Yeah, but I loved the Billy Jack movies.

[Billy Jack is surrounded by Posner's thugs]
Mr. Posner: You really think those Green Beret Karate tricks are gonna help you against all these boys?
Billy Jack: Well, it doesn't look to me like I really have any choice now, does it?
Mr. Posner: [laughing] That's right, you don't.
Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?
Mr. Posner: Tell me.
Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
[points to Posner's right cheek]
Billy Jack: ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
Mr. Posner: Really?
Billy Jack: Really.
[kicks Posner's right cheek, sending him to the ground]

128 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:59:09pm

re: #113 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

One tin soldier rides away....

Ok,
"I think it's so groovy now that people are finally gettin together......."
Reach Out in the Darkness.

129 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 2:59:50pm

re: #117 mikeymom

she'll be riding--Wiiillddd FIIRRe!

oh blech!

130 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:00:14pm

re: #120 uncle_monkey
F* me. I can't even watch a stupid video of some demented fish without being reminded that the One has his fist up my ass.

Like a deranged Jeff Dunham...

131 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:00:25pm

I'm standing on the edge of time
I walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world
of uphill climbing,
the tears are in my mind
and nothin' is rhyming ...

that is for you albusteve!

132 Oh no...Sand People!  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:00:55pm

re: #120 uncle_monkey

I especially love the google ad pop-up:

F* me. I can't even watch a stupid video of some demented fish without being reminded that the One has his fist up my ass.

That comment is hilarious! I want to laugh...I really do... but the truth in what you are saying is stopping it...

133 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:01:13pm

re: #54 FrogMarch

The crazier the camouflage - the tastier they are to other fish!

/I don't know - I just made that up.

The tastier other fish are.

134 jamgarr  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:01:21pm

She comes skimmin' through rays of violet
She can wade in a drop of dew

135 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:01:32pm

re: #131 ArmyWife

I'm standing on the edge of time
I walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world
of uphill climbing,
the tears are in my mind
and nothin' is rhyming ...

that is for you albusteve!

goodness...just for me?

136 eon  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:01:45pm

re: #58 livefreeor die

That reminds me-is Dr. Demento's radio show still on?

Yes. Here's his website;

The Official Website Of The Dr. Demento Radio Show

The format's a bit different now. Instead of the Funny Five in the last half-hour of each show, once a month he does the Top Ten for the last half of the show. A lot of old favorites, but the newer stuff is mainly political, mainly "progressive", and mostly lame.

Funny music seems to be going the way of Kansas. (The group, not the state.)

I close my eyes,

Only for a moment, then the moment's gone

-"Dust in the Wind", 1975

cheers

eon

137 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:02:00pm

re: #80 midwestgak

Damn you, damn you to hell for reminding us all.///

Glad I could help.
Settling in on the couch with a Kennebunkport apricot wheat beer.
It's much better than it sounds.
I've got a six pack to last me through the snowstorm.

138 Bloodnok  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:02:03pm

Didn't Martin Scorcese direct a concert film about the breakup of 10cc featuring Barry Manilow, Bread and Debby Boone? The Last Schmaltz?

139 debutaunt  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:03:30pm

re: #49 Syrah

Yes.

You have shake your monitor.

Hippy-happy-funball.

140 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:03:31pm

re: #136 eon

Yes. Here's his website;

The Official Website Of The Dr. Demento Radio Show

The format's a bit different now. Instead of the Funny Five in the last half-hour of each show, once a month he does the Top Ten for the last half of the show. A lot of old favorites, but the newer stuff is mainly political, mainly "progressive", and mostly lame.

Funny music seems to be going the way of Kansas. (The group, not the state.)

I close my eyes,

Only for a moment, then the moment's gone

-"Dust in the Wind", 1975

cheers

eon

Thanks so much! I've just bookmarked it. That was where I first heard "Yoda" and other songs.

Whenever I hear Dust in the Wind now, I think of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!

141 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:03:43pm

re: #103 livefreeor die

You can ring my bell-el-el, ring my bell.

/Texas Tech Bell Ringer

142 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:04:00pm

re: #135 albusteve

goodness...just for me?

That was the night they drove ole Dixie down..and all the people were singing..La la la la la la la la la la la la la La.

143 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:04:09pm

re: #127 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you have one of those eidetic memories, or are you into reading movie scripts instead of doing it like the rest of us do?

144 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:04:19pm

re: #137 Jim in Virginia

Glad I could help.
Settling in on the couch with a Kennebunkport apricot wheat beer.
It's much better than it sounds.
I've got a six pack to last me through the snowstorm.

Actually, it does sound tasty. Local only I guess. Are you in the area where they are predicting 2 feet of snow?

145 livefreeor die  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:04:33pm

re: #142 HoosierHoops

That was the night they drove ole Dixie down..and all the people were singing..La la la la la la la la la la la la la La.

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...

146 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:04:49pm

I thought man was killing the planet, quickly making many species of all type of animal extinct?

I wonder how many species per year REALLY become "EXTINCT". and how many NEW species are found!?!?!?

NUMBERS PLEASE!

147 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:05:04pm

re: #142 HoosierHoops

That was the night they drove ole Dixie down..and all the people were singing..La la la la la la la la la la la la la La.

there goes the Robert E Lee!

148 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:05:40pm

re: #142 HoosierHoops

That was the night they drove ole Dixie down..and all the people were singing..La la la la la la la la la la la la la La.

'We had joy , we had fun, we had seasons in the Sun"

150 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:07:01pm

re: #146 sattv4u2

I thought man was killing the planet, quickly making many species of all type of animal extinct?

I wonder how many species per year REALLY become "EXTINCT". and how many NEW species are found!?!?!?

NUMBERS PLEASE!

One extinction = one open slot

Don't you wish you could live longer to watch, and prove it to those who say we weren't there to see?

151 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:07:06pm

re: #147 albusteve

there goes the Robert E Lee!

And the Edmund Fitzgerald

152 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:07:24pm

re: #148 opnion

'We had joy , we had fun, we had seasons in the Sun"

Ok..Any song Rod Steward sang in the 80's
/Do you think I'm sexy comes to mind.. :)

153 snowcrash  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:07:25pm

Okay, how about " Then one day a strong rain came
And washed all the crops away
And at the age of 13 I thought
I was carryin' the weight of the
Whole world on my shoulders" for melodrama! long live "PATCHES". lol

154 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:08:11pm

Speaking of fish ,,, this ain't good

Agent: 2 NFL players among Fla. missing boaters

[Link: sports.yahoo.com...]

Prayers for a good ending!

155 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:08:12pm

Mandy..Well you came and you gave without taking..

156 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:08:46pm

re: #148 opnion

'We had joy , we had fun, we had seasons in the Sun"

the morning light is shining like a red rubber ball.......?

157 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:08:56pm
158 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:09:04pm

re: #152 HoosierHoops

Ok..Any song Rod Steward sang in the 80's
/Do you think I'm sexy comes to mind.. :)

I still like Maggie Mae, but they're all good.

159 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:10:01pm

re: #156 albusteve

the morning light is shining like a red rubber ball.......?

"If I listened long enough to youuuuu"

160 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:10:01pm

re: #158 opnion

I still like Maggie Mae, but they're all good.

pre 80s by about a decade there

161 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:10:22pm

re: #124 midwestgak

Here's a good one: Know who it is?

SweeeeeeEEeeeet in the mooooornin'. Sweet in the mornin'. Sweet in the mornin'.

Bobby McFerrin

162 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:10:43pm

you need really bad taste to keep up here

163 opnion  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:11:15pm

re: #160 albusteve

pre 80s by about a decade there

Ah yeah, I uh you know heard about it. Oh hell, I was there.

164 snowcrash  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:11:22pm

re: #157 Jim in Virginia
Oh yeah, that was an awful one. Involved cannibalism I think. lol

165 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:11:32pm

re: #144 midwestgak
Only six ito nine nches. It will shut down the schools so my wife (who teaches ) and the two eighth grade daughters will be happy.

166 eon  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:11:34pm

re: #145 livefreeor die

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

So don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer

'Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands.

One of my all-time favorites, right up there with "Dark Lady" by Cher.

/Yes, I was a morbid so-and-so even in the Seventies.

cheers

eon

167 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:11:48pm

5
5 dollar
5 dollar foot long
/please make it stop..

168 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:12:04pm

Sometimes I really realize where there are others who have skills I don't have; like when I recognize a connection but couldn't for the life of me originate it; like this thread.

Reine, are you taking notes for the theme of the next cookbook?

169 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:13:05pm

re: #153 snowcrash

Poke salad Annie
Gators got your granny (chomp chomp chomp)

170 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:13:30pm

re: #163 opnion

Ah yeah, I uh you know heard about it. Oh hell, I was there.

Mandolin Wind....yep

171 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:14:05pm

re: #165 Jim in Virginia

Only six ito nine nches. It will shut down the schools so my wife (who teaches ) and the two eighth grade daughters will be happy.

We all loved snow days as kids. Hell, I still like 'em.

172 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:14:24pm

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

LA County tries for cuss-free week

No word yet if the Crips and Bloods are going to participate!

173 ArmyWife  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:14:44pm

re: #135 albusteve

I thought you'd enjoy Barry Manilow sap.

174 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:15:04pm

Anything by the Monkees.

175 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:15:29pm

A Wink is As Good Asa Nod To a Blind Horse

176 Jim in Virginia  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:15:39pm

snowcrash- did you read Diamond Age too?

177 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:16:24pm

re: #173 ArmyWife

I thought you'd enjoy Barry Manilow sap.

well...I've just now cleaned myself up...ah thanks

178 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:16:24pm

re: #174 Jim in Virginia

Anything by the Monkees.

She loves you ya, ya - Oh wait.

179 albusteve  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:17:09pm

re: #178 midwestgak

She loves you ya, ya - Oh wait.

hey!.....I oughta....

180 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:17:42pm

re: #174 Jim in Virginia

Anything by the Monkees.

Sure ,, but the owl's not happy!

(42 seconds in!)

181 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:18:30pm

Any song by a respected band that they just should have never done..ever!
Mama has a squeeze box by the Who..

182 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:19:47pm

Thank God I was high and drunk through most of the 70's. I would have hated it if those songs made any sense to me sober!

183 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:19:53pm

re: #179 albusteve

hey!.....I oughta....

No offense. Love the Beatles.

184 midwestgak  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:20:51pm

re: #174 Jim in Virginia

Anything by the Monkees.

Hey, hey we're the Monkeys.

185 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:21:21pm

re: #182 sattv4u2

Thank God I was high and drunk through most of the 70's. I would have hated it if those songs made any sense to me sober!

Knock 3 times on the Ceiling if you love me..twice on the pipe if the answer is no..
/what's to understand? :)

186 sattv4u2  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:24:00pm

re: #185 HoosierHoops

Knock 3 times on the Ceiling if you love me..twice on the pipe if the answer is no..
/what's to understand? :)

Well ,, I lived on the top floor of a 5 story walk up. The only thing that would have heard me if I knocked on the ceiling would have been the City Doves (otherwise known as pigeons)

As far as knocking on the pipes, that was our sign to the landlord (who lived on floors 1 & 2) that the heat wasn't making it up to 5!

187 Achilles Tang  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:34:35pm

re: #186 sattv4u2

And the people in 4 and 3 were friends of yours who understood your inability to use the telephone?

I've seen that scene in movies. Always wondered about the social implications.

188 stevieray  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 3:58:18pm

re: #187 Naso Tang

And the people in 4 and 3 were friends of yours who understood your inability to use the telephone?

I've seen that scene in movies. Always wondered about the social implications.

Its all part of the "charm" of Big City living.

189 So?  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 4:46:31pm
190 Jed 1899  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 5:13:14pm

re: #82 midwestgak

Jed, is that you?


It wasn't my tribe. I swear.

That fish has arm's.

191 LynnfromNZ  Sun, Mar 1, 2009 6:43:25pm

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.


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