Max: Chief, we must use the Cone of Silence if we are to continue this conversation.
Chief: Max, the Cone of Silence never works.
Max: Still we must use it.
[The Cone of Silence lowers over them.]
Chief: Can you hear me?
Max: What?
— Get Smart
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:13:29pm |
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dapperdave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:17:54pm |
I hope bo has laid of the dope and starts taking his job more seriously.
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Colonel Panik Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:18:31pm |
"When the moon is full, the tide is high".
I don't remember anything else about the episode but Max and 99, walking through a suburban neighborhood and saying that to anyone who answered the door when they knocked.
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Kronocide Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:18:54pm |
I hope this thread does not veer off topic. What is the topic?
Cones? Me like cones.
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:19:45pm |
Communism
Socialism
Fascism
Three types of political dope.
Which one is your country strung out on?
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Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:20:09pm |
re: #11 ploome hineni
cury is good
the goat? meat is not identifiable
Actually meat is very identifiable.
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Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:23:45pm |
re: #14 ploome hineni
well
I have had goat a few times
and althought it did NOT taste like chicken
(texture ratherthan taste)
it could have been lamb or veal or pork for tha matter
Well when I was in Sicily, I had a stew with Goat, lamb, and rabbit. It was delicious, but I could tell. I could tell.
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mfarmer1 Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:24:20pm |
Just ventured over to the Huffington Post. 500+ comments about the possibility of Russian bombers going to Venezuela. And wouldn't you know it? Look what I learned in the same response!
"Were it not for U.S. support for Israel, we wouldn't have to worry about Climate Change."
"I don't know how the two are connected, but it must be that way, since Russian b0mbers in Venezuela and Cuba are most certainly connected to Israel's occupation of Arab lands, as pointed out by several posters."
Thanks Huffington Post for clearing that up!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:24:41pm |
Is anyone else in here yet?
... ... ... ... hello ?
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Truck Monkey Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:24:52pm |
re: #8 dapperdave
I hope bo has laid of the dope and starts taking his job more seriously.
CBO is a dope who needs to take his job seriously. Epic F A I L on a monumental scale.
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:25:24pm |
Any Florida Lizards out there?
Better act on those primal urges soon.
Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality
I wonder what they need to "consider"?
| 20 |
HoosierHoops Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:25:35pm |
re: #17 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Is anyone else in here yet?
... ... ... ... hello ?
Hey Brat! what up?
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Dr. Shalit Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:25:49pm |
re: #11 ploome hineni
cury is good
the goat? meat is not identifiable
ploome-
Jetost, that brown goat cheese is super - goat meat - not so much.
-S-
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:26:14pm |
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:26:45pm |
People at Huffington Post may be doing way too many drugs.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:26:50pm |
re: #16 mfarmer1
Just ventured over to the Huffington Post. 500+ comments about the possibility of Russian bombers going to Venezuela. And wouldn't you know it? Look what I learned in the same response!
"Were it not for U.S. support for Israel, we wouldn't have to worry about Climate Change."
"I don't know how the two are connected, but it must be that way, since Russian b0mbers in Venezuela and Cuba are most certainly connected to Israel's occupation of Arab lands, as pointed out by several posters."
Thanks Huffington Post for clearing that up!
Makes perfect sense to me..... and gravity is because the earth sucks.
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Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:26:55pm |
re: #19 Desert Dog
Any Florida Lizards out there?
Better act on those primal urges soon.
Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality
I wonder what they need to "consider"?
Maybe they will just decide to heavily tax it instead?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:26:59pm |
re: #20 HoosierHoops
Hey Brat! what up?
*tapping on monitor, muttering*
... hmmmm ... I thought I just heard someone
... ... ... ... HELLO ?
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:27:06pm |
re: #14 ploome hineni
well
I have had goat a few times
and althought it did NOT taste like chicken
(texture ratherthan taste)
it could have been lamb or veal or pork for tha matter
no guts no goats
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Truck Monkey Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:27:36pm |
re: #21 Dr. Shalit
ploome-
Jetost, that brown goat cheese is super - goat meat - not so much.
-S-
It is Geitost in Norway. If you can get past the smell it actually tastes pretty good.
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:27:50pm |
re: #22 albusteve
indeed...a traditional favorite in Jamaica
It's similar to lamb, but gamier.....you have to spice it up or conceal that with rosemary or some other herb. I've had it in stews, curries, even had the infamous Goat Head Soup while in the Philippines too. It's not bad
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:28:07pm |
re: #22 albusteve
indeed...a traditional favorite in Jamaica
Goat was more common than beef in Iran.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:29:05pm |
re: #20 HoosierHoops
Hey Brat! what up?
heh -- back to normal
Hi, Hoops!
I was running a gag re the Cone of Silence
| 32 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:29:12pm |
Desert Dog --this makes me reconsider why I should become a vegetarian.
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dapperdave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:30:42pm |
re: #24 jcm
They can't blame Bush any more so now they blame Israel...IDS?
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:31:01pm |
re: #29 Desert Dog
It's similar to lamb, but gamier.....you have to spice it up or conceal that with rosemary or some other herb. I've had it in stews, curries, even had the infamous Goat Head Soup while in the Philippines too. It's not bad
a goat roast in Jamaica is identical to a good old pig roast here....anyway the tend to jerk it with alot of dry spices and smoke it as well as broil it...sort of a combo in that regard
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capitalist piglet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:31:24pm |
re: #16 mfarmer1
Just ventured over to the Huffington Post. 500+ comments about the possibility of Russian bombers going to Venezuela. And wouldn't you know it? Look what I learned in the same response!
"Were it not for U.S. support for Israel, we wouldn't have to worry about Climate Change."
"I don't know how the two are connected, but it must be that way, since Russian b0mbers in Venezuela and Cuba are most certainly connected to Israel's occupation of Arab lands, as pointed out by several posters."
Thanks Huffington Post for clearing that up!
They ought to make that into a board game. "How To Blame Israel For Almost Anything!"
/stupidlefties
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:31:28pm |
re: #30 jcm
Goat was more common than beef in Iran.
If goddess ever "invites me for dinner", I ain't goin'!
Cats like mutton th' table.
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Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:32:20pm |
re: #35 capitalist piglet
They ought to make that into a board game. "How To Blame Israel For Almost Anything!"
/stupidlefties
They already have that game. It's call The UN.
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:32:22pm |
re: #30 jcm
Goat was more common than beef in Iran.
I used to by pulled goat up in MI at a small groceria frequented by Mexican field hands....very tasty
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HoosierHoops Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:33:15pm |
re: #36 pre-Boomer Marine brat
If goddess ever "invites me for dinner", I ain't goin'!
Cats like mutton th' table.
If Goddess ever invites you to dinner..and you don't go..I'm coming over there and kicking your ass! LOL
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:33:32pm |
re: #19 Desert Dog
Any Florida Lizards out there?
Better act on those primal urges soon.
Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality
I wonder what they need to "consider"?
They could always send the perverts to the local alligator farm and tell them to have at it.
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ukuleledave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:33:36pm |
I predict that the current administration will seem like "Get Smart," and the Bush administration will be remembered like "Man from Uncle." You think W seemed dim after few years...see how HopeyChangy looks after just a few weeks.
Although "Sorry about that chief! isn't quite as perfect as the other Obama catchphrase "Did I do that?"
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Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:34:12pm |
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:34:30pm |
It would be 'Sorry about that, Michelle' instead.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:34:38pm |
re: #41 HoosierHoops
If Goddess ever invites you to dinner..and you don't go..I'm coming over there and kicking your ass! LOL
Now being invited TO dinner is something else.
Note that I said ... "invited FOR dinner".
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yma o hyd Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:35:01pm |
Well, as zombietime is up and running again, i had a look at these Mo-toons he downloaded (see previous thread).
OMG!
They were so funny - I hope the person who made them is ok, is all I'm saying.
That one certainly put his finger on what its wrong with Mo and his 'holy' book!
And I hope our zombie will be safe!
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:35:33pm |
re: #42 Cygnus
They could always send the perverts to the local alligator farm and tell them to have at it.
a nice way to deal with that problem.....ha ha
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:36:51pm |
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:37:05pm |
re: #40 albusteve
I used to by pulled goat up in MI at a small groceria frequented by Mexican field hands....very tasty
I still go to an ethnic grocery for goat when I'm doing Persian food.
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Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:37:33pm |
I remember when my daddy used to take me to the Goat Cart track when I was a kidd...
/S
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:38:13pm |
re: #29 Desert Dog
It's similar to lamb, but gamier.....you have to spice it up or conceal that with rosemary or some other herb. I've had it in stews, curries, even had the infamous Goat Head Soup while in the Philippines too. It's not bad
and after awhile even the women start to look good
| 54 |
Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:38:25pm |
re: #51 jcm
I still go to an ethnic grocery for goat when I'm doing Persian food.
Persian food.....hmm, sounds like Mrs. Desert Dog and I will try another cuisine soon. I bet it's tasty!
| 55 |
Killian Bundy Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:39:17pm |
Speaker Pelosi: I am not partisan
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is denying Republican claims that she is partisan, saying she has been open to GOP ideas.
In an interview with Charlie Rose on Friday, Pelosi was asked what is the most unfair and misleading impression of her. Pelosi initially said she doesn’t think about it, but when pressed, the Speaker took on her Republican critics.
“There seems to -- some people think there seems to be a market for saying that I am very partisan, and that I don't give the Republicans their opportunity. That simply is not true. They know in this recovery package that we had, we ask them what they wanted. They wanted certain things in there.”
/she said with a permanently straight face
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dapperdave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:39:33pm |
re: #52 Dustyvet
My parents used to tell me to goat to my room when I was baaaaaaad./
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:39:53pm |
re: #55 Killian Bundy
Speaker Pelosi: I am not partisan
/she said with a permanently straight face
She can't smile, her face would crack....but still, how DID she say that with a straight face?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:39:55pm |
re: #42 Cygnus
They could always send the perverts to the local alligator farm and tell them to have at it.
"I'll do it, if you promise not to hit me on the head so hard."
(punchline to an old alligator sex joke)
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:40:02pm |
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:40:33pm |
re: #51 jcm
I still go to an ethnic grocery for goat when I'm doing Persian food.
as long as there is no squid I'm ready....sounds tasty
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razorbacker Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:40:56pm |
I've been to a couple of goat-roasts, but with those affairs the emphasis is more on the convivial atmosphere rather than actual food.
But the goats didn't taste that bad. And if you will compare the appearance of a skinned and gutted goat with that of a deer, well, if you can eat one you can most likely eat the other.
That doesn't change the fact that if competitive invites come in for a goat-roast, a pig-roast, and a steer-roast...well, let us just say that the goat will come in a distant third.
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Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:41:13pm |
re: #55 Killian Bundy
Speaker Pelosi: I am not partisan
/she said with a permanently straight face
Excessive plastic surgery will do that to ya. I think it is called the Joan Rivers syndrome.
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:41:24pm |
re: #52 Dustyvet
I remember when my daddy used to take me to the Goat Cart track when I was a kidd...
/S
Uh, oh - looks like the goat pun infection has jumped from the previous thread to this one.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:41:42pm |
re: #54 Desert Dog
Persian food.....hmm, sounds like Mrs. Desert Dog and I will try another cuisine soon. I bet it's tasty!
The Bademjan is very good. The best is Khoresht Fesenjan, chicken in a pomegranate walnut sauce over basmati rice.
If your going to do Persian get basmati, it's got the authentic regional flavor.
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yma o hyd Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:41:43pm |
As ye're still into goat stories - ehre's a true one:
Isle of Skye guest house, small bedroom (10 by 10 ft) on ground floor, two beds, no space.
we'd just arrived, room full with two adults and two dogs. In the garden, right next to the window, a beautiful white billygoat was tied up.
He came and put his legs ont he windowsill, looking into the room.
Big Dog went ebrsekr - he nearly went through the closed window - it was all I could do to grab his collar! Nearly strangled the poor dog!
Mind - his barking was enough to see the goat off.
Big dog 1 : 0 Billygoat
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:42:05pm |
re: #60 albusteve
as long as there is no squid I'm ready....sounds tasty
Pie doesn't have tentacles!
Skippy.
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:42:06pm |
re: #52 Dustyvet
I remember when my daddy used to take me to the Goat Cart track when I was a kidd...
/S
sometimes I buy gas at the Stop-and-Goat
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:43:36pm |
re: #68 albusteve
sometimes I buy gas at the Stop-and-Goat
Do Not Pass Goat - Do Not Collect $200.
/resistance is futile *sigh*
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Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:43:38pm |
re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Mmmm. Baby seal.
A Seal went into a bar, bartender asks what'll you have?
"Anything but a Canadian Club" the seal answered.
/S
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razorbacker Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:43:39pm |
re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Mmmm. Baby seal.
Yes. The roasted skin tastes just like angel wings. Or so they say.
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Truck Monkey Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:44:20pm |
re: #58 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
"I'll do it, if you promise not to hit me on the head so hard."
(punchline to an old alligator sex joke)
I thought that was also a punchline to a "blond joke".
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:44:50pm |
re: #65 jcm
The Bademjan is very good. The best is Khoresht Fesenjan, chicken in a pomegranate walnut sauce over basmati rice.
If your going to do Persian get basmati, it's got the authentic regional flavor.
I am married to a filipina, we have bags and bags of rice.....all sorts....basmati is good stuff
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:10pm |
re: #69 jcm
At school we ate in the goateria.
There were goat puns at the end of the last thread?
Wasn't in there then.
What did the guys satyr?
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:14pm |
do not pass Goat, do not collect $200....do you have a Goat out of Jail card?
| 78 |
kafir lover Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:39pm |
Check this out: The Communist Takeover of America: 45 Declared Goals
This is not a hoax.
| 79 |
Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:41pm |
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:45pm |
re: #43 ukuleledave
I predict that the current administration will seem like "Get Smart," and the Bush administration will be remembered like "Man from Uncle." You think W seemed dim after few years...see how HopeyChangy looks after just a few weeks.
Although "Sorry about that chief! isn't quite as perfect as the other Obama catchphrase "Did I do that?"
From "Day by Day" ... "Mr. President, We've insulted our allies, apologized to the Taliban, doubled the National Debt, quadrupled the Deficit and killed the National Economy in 1 month."
...
"Oh, Wow."
| 82 |
Nevergiveup Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:45:58pm |
Florida State just beat UNC to go the ACC final
| 83 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:46:53pm |
re: #73 Truck Monkey
Too misogynistic that way.
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Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:47:10pm |
What do you call an unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.
| 86 |
Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:47:35pm |
What do you call a goat that lip syncs?
Billy-Vanilli.
| 87 |
jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:48:00pm |
re: #76 pre-Boomer Marine brat
There were goat puns at the end of the last thread?
Wasn't in there then.
What did the guys satyr?
More of a goat feeding frenzy...
Kentucky Fried Goat
Goat-a-Roni.
Philadelphia cheese goat.
| 88 |
razorbacker Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:48:21pm |
Off to Bentonville. Daughter is in a benefit concert to help out the BHS marching band.
Marching band. That'd be my choice, if I had to play in a band. Moving targets are ever so much harder to hit.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:48:44pm |
re: #87 jcm
More of a goat feeding frenzy...
Kentucky Fried Goat
Goat-a-Roni.
Philadelphia cheese goat.
OMG
*grin*
| 90 |
goddessoftheclassroom Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:49:01pm |
| 92 |
Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:49:44pm |
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:50:25pm |
re: #61 razorbacker
At a little hole in the wall restaurant that catered to ME expats,
I'd see groups order large amounts of food only leave half of it uneaten. It must a custom.
The food was excellent and the place was always crowded.
| 94 |
Dustyvet Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:50:47pm |
Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:50:58pm |
| 97 |
goddessoftheclassroom Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:52:12pm |
| 98 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:52:25pm |
| 99 |
jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:52:30pm |
re: #93 AuntAcid
At a little hole in the wall restaurant that catered to ME expats,
I'd see groups order large amounts of food only leave half of it uneaten. It must a custom.
The food was excellent and the place was always crowded.
Leaving food on the plate is an indication that you are satisfied.
| 101 |
Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:53:49pm |
re: #98 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Yech!
I think I'll leave ... and goat alone.
Don't let them get your goat.
| 103 |
Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:54:28pm |
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
The nation's food safety system is a "hazard to public health" and overdue for an overhaul, President Barack Obama said Saturday as he filled the top job at the Food and Drug Administration.
Obama used his weekly radio and video address to announce the nomination of former New York City Health Commissioner Margaret Hamburg as agency commissioner and the selection of Baltimore's health commissioner, Joshua Sharfstein as her deputy. Consumer groups applauded the picks.
The FDA does not have enough money or workers to conduct annual inspections at more than a fraction of the 150,000 food processing plants and warehouses in the country, Obama said.
"That is a hazard to public health. It is unacceptable. And it will change under the leadership of Dr. Margaret Hamburg," he pledged.
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
| 104 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:54:32pm |
| 105 |
unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:08pm |
re: #102 Iron Fist
Hey she said she was open to ideas from Republicans...
... like the idea that they should just roll over and surrender.
| 106 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:16pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
They'll target Bush's Baked Beans first.
| 107 |
Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:30pm |
One of my favorite crime stories - robbers hold up bingo parlor full of old people - did not realize a biker club was meeting in the adjacent hall. Heh heh heh.
| 108 |
Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:03pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
He's just doing his best to destroy another industry. Tomorrow, he will go to Detroit and rail about exploding SUVs. Spreading the love, that's what he does....
| 109 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:04pm |
| 110 |
dapperdave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:12pm |
re: #102 Iron Fist
Pelosie's face is just as stiff as her heart when it comes to freedom.
| 111 |
AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:16pm |
re: #99 jcm
Leaving food on the plate is an indication that you are satisfied.
and momma said that me being a member of the "clean plate club" made her satisfied...
| 112 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:17pm |
Nancy Pelosi has an obsessive hatred of all Republicans that boarders on mental illness.
| 113 |
stuiec Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:34pm |
Not to harsh the mellow, but...
... can someone explain to me how Rahm Emmanuel as Chief-of-Staff acquiesces to the appointment of Chas Freeman as National Intelligence committee chair?
| 115 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:57:11pm |
re: #107 Catttt
Hmmm, says the video is no longer available.
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:57:12pm |
re: #111 AuntAcid
and momma said that me being a member of the "clean plate club" made her satisfied...
There are people starving in China, better finish that pork chop and green beans!
| 117 |
jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:57:51pm |
re: #111 AuntAcid
and momma said that me being a member of the "clean plate club" made her satisfied...
In the mideast if you clean your plate, you'll get another helping.
| 119 |
Mauser Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:58:23pm |
re: #55 Killian Bundy
Speaker Pelosi: I am not partisan
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is denying Republican claims that she is partisan, saying she has been open to GOP ideas.
She just hasn't found any yet that she thinks is worth considering.
In an interview with Charlie Rose on Friday, Pelosi was asked what is the most unfair and misleading impression of her. Pelosi initially said she doesn’t think about it, but when pressed, the Speaker took on her Republican critics.
“There seems to -- some people think there seems to be a market for saying that I am very partisan, and that I don't give the Republicans their opportunity. That simply is not true. They know in this recovery package that we had, we ask them what they wanted. They wanted certain things in there.”
"Then we said "No" and laughed in their faces. After all, we won."
FIFY.
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:58:53pm |
re: #107 Catttt
What was said: The other robber was found nearby.
What was unsaid: He was found nearby with a chair shoved up his rectum.
| 121 |
goddessoftheclassroom Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:13pm |
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HoosierHoops Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:13pm |
OK Goat story lizards...
This is an honest to goodness god can strike me down if I'm lying story...
When we were Seniors in College a bunch of us buds rented a little farm house on St. Helena Highway in Napa..We had a barn in the back and a friend adopted a real live goat and we kept him back there..Gomez the Goat...
The most popular attraction in our Senior year...
Ok Downding me all you want..But if you were in Napa going to college and had a party with a pet goat out back..You had a hundred girls stopping by.. ouch! It's trew it trew...
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:22pm |
Rahm Emmanuel can always send Freeman a dead fish whenever he is unhappy with what is going on. This will probably be an economic boost to the fish industry
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Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:25pm |
"A hazard to public health" is pretty harsh rhetoric, isn't it?
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:30pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
You see the new Federal Department?
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whiterasta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:32pm |
Dammit! I bought some mango juice and after I drank it, I noticed it's a product of the magic kindom of soddomite arabia.
I'd die of thirst before ever buying that again!
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MJ Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:01pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
He's just trying to see if it's safe to eat the Middle Class along with the Rich.
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seekeroftruth Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:25pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
I wish he and his fellow Democrats would stop screwing the people of this country in their effort " to make things safe for the children". Take a look at this overkill food safety bill coming from Congress:
H.R. 875
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:29pm |
re: #121 goddessoftheclassroom
I used to be a cat herder for EDS :)
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:01:13pm |
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MJ Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:02:15pm |
Favorite Sat. headline from the Washington Post:
Obama's New Tack: Blaming Bush
In his inaugural address, President Obama proclaimed "an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas that for far too long have strangled our politics."
It hasn't taken long for the recriminations to return -- or for the Obama administration to begin talking about the unwelcome "inheritance" of its predecessor.
At least they noticed.
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:02:19pm |
re: #116 Desert Dog
There are people starving in China, better finish that pork chop and green beans!
Pa said there were lonely bikini models in California...
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:02:39pm |
re: #122 HoosierHoops
OK Goat story lizards...
This is an honest to goodness god can strike me down if I'm lying story...
When we were Seniors in College a bunch of us buds rented a little farm house on St. Helena Highway in Napa..We had a barn in the back and a friend adopted a real live goat and we kept him back there..Gomez the Goat...
The most popular attraction in our Senior year...
Ok Downding me all you want..But if you were in Napa going to college and had a party with a pet goat out back..You had a hundred girls stopping by.. ouch! It's trew it trew...
Who knew that goats are natural "chick magnets"? I guess I will sell this Corvette, lay off the daily "Hai Karate" bath and ditch the outrageous gold chains I've been wearing in my partially unbuttoned shirt
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:03:24pm |
re: #120 unclassifiable
What was said: The other robber was found nearby.
What was unsaid: He was found nearby with a
chairLazy-Boy recliner shoved up his rectum.
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:03:28pm |
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:03:31pm |
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:03:43pm |
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:05:41pm |
re: #115 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Hmmm, says the video is no longer available.
Strange. It's available. Must be some kind of - thing of some - sort.
You can search "Biker Dudes Beat Robbers" on youtube and see it.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:06:08pm |
re: #137 unclassifiable
Yup.
But he left and I became a cat herder.
It was all downhill from there.
LOL! We knew a bunch of EDS people in Tehran setting up the social security system, didn't meet of the ones who got caught up in revolution and later rescued.
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:06:49pm |
I should also link the one where the ladies at the beauty school beat the living hell out of an armed robber. That was an excellent one too.
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:07:22pm |
the only good goat is a dead goat....W T Sherman
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Lincolntf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:08:01pm |
Hi all, Michigan State and UNC lost today. Woo-hoo!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:08:24pm |
re: #141 Catttt
Strange. It's available. Must be some kind of - thing of some - sort.
You can search "Biker Dudes Beat Robbers" on youtube and see it.
Weird.
Pasted that in.
Got the video link, but "no longer available".
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:08:29pm |
re: #142 jcm
"On Wings of Eagles" was required reading when I first came into the company.
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Cygnus Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:08:41pm |
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itellu3times Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:09:02pm |
re: #113 stuiec
Not to harsh the mellow, but...
... can someone explain to me how Rahm Emmanuel as Chief-of-Staff acquiesces to the appointment of Chas Freeman as National Intelligence committee chair?
Mebbe he didn't.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:09:28pm |
re: #149 unclassifiable
"On Wings of Eagles" was required reading when I first came into the company.
I read it because I lived in Iran and Tehran.
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Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:09:33pm |
Real world financial/economic news....
Bob Brinker live
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thefallingman Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:11:23pm |
I'm watching Attenborough's "Life in the Freezer." It's amazing how life has adapted to that place. The penguins and albatross have evolved such strikingly different methods of dealing with the weather. And at one point I thought an albatross was going to attack him.
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:11:33pm |
re: #145 albusteve
the only good goat is a dead goat....W T Sherman
I used to date a young lady that had a goat and 2 kids.
Her boy pissed the goat off one day, and it chased him in the house.
It statred head butting the door trying to get in.
My girl freind opened the door and ponted a 12 gauge at the goat. said head butt this and pulled the trigger, I decided she might not be someone I wanted pissed at me right then.
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itellu3times Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:11:51pm |
re: #112 Miss Molly
Nancy Pelosi has an obsessive hatred of all Republicans that boarders on mental illness.
That's good, it means it's over there in the nuthouse with the rest of her ideas.
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:11:56pm |
re: #149 unclassifiable
"On Wings of Eagles" was required reading when I first came into the company.
Amazing story. Private citizens with more balls and guts than the President....
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invictus1 Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:12:08pm |
re: #103 Sharmuta
Obama focuses on food safety, picks FDA new chief
Damn- now I need to lose sleep about the food I buy? Is there anything the president feels I can sleep easy over- anything at all besides his ability to read off a teleprompter?
If it's such a huge 'hazard', why did he wait so long to 'focus' on the issue and appoint someone?
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:13:04pm |
re: #148 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Weird.
Pasted that in.
Got the video link, but "no longer available".
I think that's a youtube bug thing gumybob thingy. If you enter the key words in the search, you can find it.
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HoosierHoops Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:13:26pm |
re: #134 Desert Dog
Who knew that goats are natural "chick magnets"? I guess I will sell this Corvette, lay off the daily "Hai Karate" bath and ditch the outrageous gold chains I've been wearing in my partially unbuttoned shirt
yup..I had to tell that story..Who else has a good goat story? I met my wife when we were seniors in college...I took here out to dinner..we went to our 'frat' house after dinner..We went out back to the barn and talked for hours and fed Gomez the goat treats...
The only being in the world that saw our first kiss was Gomez...
pathetic isn't it?
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Ojoe Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:14:39pm |
Here is some info on the doings of the Modern Whig Party these days: (in 2 posts)
******
To the members of the Modern Whig Party,
We have received countless messages from people across the nation saying that they have heard the Modern Whig Party name bantered around in bars, restaurants, stores, newspapers, radio shows,blogs , forums, in the workplace and virtually everywhere else. In addition, many of these word-of-mouth comments were positive after some of the more reluctant or skeptical people took a closer look at what this movement is all about.
Our first phase in development has always been to develop a brand that is mainstream, rational, pragmatic and full of common sense solutions. So far, we remain on track and moving. In fact, we have transitioned from being a "mom & pop" organization to a fully recognized political organization that continues to be viewed as the "fastest growing mainstream political movement in the nation." And based on the meetings taking place throughout the country, we now cannot be considered a solely online phenomenon either.
Notes of interest:
Bylaws/Charter: A national committee has been established to develop the official rules of this organization. The vision of this movement includes complete transparency and open participation of those members wishing to be active. Once this process is complete, all members will have an opportunity to weigh in and ultimately vote on the future course of this movement's leadership, process and policy. To assist in this process, please feel free to contact the committee chair at info@texaswhig.org.
Fundraising: We deliberately refrained from soliciting donations until we had established a viable base of membership and infrastructure. We are about there. However, when ourfundraising activities begin, rest assured that we will be taking a different tact. This means we will never be in your face about it and will never hound or guilt our members into contributing. We understand the economic realities and the fact that many of our members are continuing to hold a wait-and-see attitude toward this movement. In addition, a Web site will be established to list all incoming and outgoing expenditures. From this easy-to-read site, anyone will be able to match this transparent aspect with the corresponding federal filings. There will be more information on thefundraising aspect coming soon.
(snip)
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:14:43pm |
re: #158 invictus1
If it's such a huge 'hazard', why did he wait so long to 'focus' on the issue and appoint someone?
I am sure his proclamation that US produced food is bad for your health will play well with all the people that buy American food products abroad. Thank you, President Obama.
Does he think before he "spouts".....I guess he just reads what's on the teleprompter.
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Ojoe Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:15:35pm |
Modern Whig Party, Continued:
****
Lecture: The current chairman of the Modern Whig Party is giving a lecture on March 27, 2009 at Yale University entitled "Military Expression in the Modern Armed Forces."
Modern Whig NYC Happy Hour?: In addition to the lecture, we are considering an informal meeting in New York City on either the 27th or 28th of March. There already has been some interest in such an event. If we can get enough RSVPs together (newyork@modernwhig.org), we will put this together.
Letter writing campaign: Our Missouri Chapter has been very successful in organizing a letter-to-the-editor campaign. Because of their efforts, our membership and name recognition in that state has grown dramatically. This is because these letters have attracted reporters which in turn has attracted numerous instances of mainstream media coverage. We will be working with our list of active volunteers and state leaders to incorporate this campaign elsewhere. To participate, please contact our national public relations director at elaine@modernwhig.org.
Membership spike: The recent controversy between GOP social conservatives and GOP moderates contributed to a one-week membership spike of about 800 members. This was the largest short-term increase in membership since the party was prominently featured in the Military Times newspapers last fall. It seems more and more people are choosing to avoid strict socially conservative ideology in order to seek a pragmatic, common-sense alternative that is both realistic and viable. Welcome to all our new members.
We expect to announce many more items of note in the coming months. Thanks to all who have expressed an interest in this movement.
Best regards,
Executive Committee
The Modern Whig Party
[Link: www.modernwhig.org...]
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Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:16:24pm |
Mr President- right now our economy is a crisis. Why don't you focus on that?
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:16:37pm |
Ahhh, jeez I'm heart broken......
Seattle someday a no-newspaper town?
SEATTLE (AP) -- As the Seattle Post-Intelligencer moves toward printing its last edition, it remains unclear whether its bigger rival, The Seattle Times, is far behind — and whether this famously literate city could soon find itself without a major daily newspaper.The Times is heavily in debt and struggling to cut expenses, just like many other newspapers across the country. But the Times is different from many large newspapers because it is controlled by the Seattle-area Blethen family and doesn't have deep corporate pockets from which to draw.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:17:07pm |
re: #165 Sharmuta
Mr President- right now our economy is a crisis. Why don't you focus on that?
He fixed it, the markets are up.
//
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Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:17:09pm |
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albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:17:39pm |
re: #165 Sharmuta
Mr President- right now our economy is a crisis. Why don't you focus on that?
he's killing it...he's focused watching it tank...I believe this
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nines09 Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:19:08pm |
Massive BM, speaking of goats and all it entrails. Old but true
| 172 |
thefallingman Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:43pm |
These elephant seal fights are something else. I would hate to be anywhere near that kind of thing.
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:44pm |
re: #167 jcm
He fixed it, the markets are up.
//
The O must have waved his blessed sword that he got from the Lady of the Lake and magically ratioed those profits and earnings. /:D
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:53pm |
| 176 |
Opinionated Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:21:42pm |
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
| 177 |
MJ Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:21:47pm |
re: #166 jcm
Ahhh, jeez I'm heart broken......
"... and doesn't have deep corporate pockets from which to draw".
Yeah, all those corporations out there have deep pockets.
How many small businesses guys on this list have set up a corporation?
Corporations = deep pockets.
Total nonsense but what you'd expect from the anti-business MSM.
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invictus1 Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:22:08pm |
re: #165 Sharmuta
Mr President- right now our economy is a crisis. Why don't you focus on that?
Hey, he's focused on that. He's already managed to get a grand total of 1 person into the Treasury Department since January.
(Forget the part that this 1 person is either a tax cheat, or, if he is to be believed, can't even file his own taxes, yet is somehow able to be responsible for the treasury department of the world's largest economy.)
| 180 |
albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:23:03pm |
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:23:19pm |
Robert Gibbs must be using the cone of silence. He can't seem to comprehend a single question he's asked
| 182 |
Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:23:50pm |
| 183 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:24:06pm |
re: #176 Opinionated
Since when has The Onion been doing serious, reality-based news?
/
| 184 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:24:35pm |
I need only 1 more upding to reach a karma of 15000
who wants to be the lucky dinger?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:24:41pm |
re: #159 Catttt
I think that's a youtube bug thing gumybob thingy. If you enter the key words in the search, you can find it.
Really really weird.
I can find it all day long, but I can't run it.
Every time I find it, in differing ways, I get the not-available msg.
/maybe I've got a youtube "blacklist" cookie, or something?
| 186 |
IslandLibertarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:24:53pm |
The "Cone of Obama". We must use it. It won't work. But we must use it.
| 189 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:25:15pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:25:49pm |
re: various numbers Catttt
--that's a youtube bug thing gumybob thingy
--Must be some kind of - thing of some - sort.
--and magically ratioed those profits and earnings.
You are unusually articulate today!
lol
| 191 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:25:51pm |
sharmuta and cathypop, you are the winners.
It's a tie.
you've both won a years supply of Jolly time popcorn and Sue Bee Honey
| 192 |
Lincolntf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:26:00pm |
My cat is slow. Not physically, more developmentally. I only bring this up because I'm being forced to type this from a full arm's length away from the keyboard. The little vixen has never grown out of her treading/suckling behaviors and is currently curled up in the crook of my arm while I sit in an office-style chair, somehow leaving me suspending both her head and her butt in my left hand while she purrs a vigorous defense against disturbance.
| 193 |
DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:26:24pm |
| 194 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:26:35pm |
OK sharmuta, I see you are the true winner.
you get all the popcorn and honey
| 199 |
Opinionated Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:27:02pm |
re: #183 Slumbering Behemoth
Since when has The Onion been doing serious, reality-based news?
/
And you're not kidding.
It was very appropriately linked at a site I read discussing a really great SONY product that occasionally gives many of us a shit load of troubling issues.
| 200 |
goddessoftheclassroom Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:27:16pm |
re: #192 Lincolntf
My cat is slow. Not physically, more developmentally. I only bring this up because I'm being forced to type this from a full arm's length away from the keyboard. The little vixen has never grown out of her treading/suckling behaviors and is currently curled up in the crook of my arm while I sit in an office-style chair, somehow leaving me suspending both her head and her butt in my left hand while she purrs a vigorous defense against disturbance.
| 202 |
Killian Bundy Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:27:53pm |
re: #112 Miss Molly
Nancy Pelosi has an obsessive hatred of all Republicans that boarders on mental illness.
No, no, you're wrong, she's most nonpartisan Speaker of the House this country’s ever had.
/and the Pope’s not Catholic and bears don’t [expletive deleted] in the woods
| 204 |
Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:28:39pm |
re: #176 Opinionated
ROFL!
By far my most popular review on Amazon is one where I give step by step instructions on how to use a Sony device and give the name of a backward-engineered shareware program by a guy at Cal Tech (Kovid Goyal, God bless him) that actually makes it easy to use. :D
| 205 |
Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:29:21pm |
re: #185 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Really really weird.
I can find it all day long, but I can't run it.
Every time I find it, in differing ways, I get the not-available msg./maybe I've got a youtube "blacklist" cookie, or something?
Ooooooh - you have the youtube biker dudes curse! /
| 207 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:29:59pm |
re: #199 Opinionated
Just curious, what product might that be?
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dapperdave Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:30:03pm |
re: #184 shug
I look at the karma to commit ratio...yours is looking really good.
| 209 |
albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:30:43pm |
close to a deal to change the climate!....finally!...humans are AWSOME!
[Link: www.news24.com...]
| 210 |
Ojoe Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:30:50pm |
re: #203 jcm
"Economy causing many 'incredible pain"
Right, you are you(deleted)
Focusing on pain, useless,
how about some real leadership;
have you got it in you?
| 211 |
unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:30:53pm |
re: #176 Opinionated
Would that be the new Sony FPS V1.0?
You should wait for the new upgraded Sony FPS V2.0 but you will have to get the digital converter to use it...
... for something.
| 213 |
unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:31:45pm |
re: #210 Ojoe
He's trying to find it in the Democratic party but he's having a real hard time.
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Opinionated Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:31:46pm |
re: #207 Slumbering Behemoth
Just curious, what product might that be?
A HiDef DVR Sony sold for a very short time several years ago.
Sony DHG-HDD250/500
| 215 |
DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:06pm |
re: #184 shug
I need only 1 more upding to reach a karma of 15000
who wants to be the lucky dinger?
I see you needing 30?
| 217 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:25pm |
re: #212 Ojoe
Unfortunately, they know a lot of us.
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:36pm |
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:44pm |
Robert Gibbs is quite a nasty piece of work. When he is asked questions by reporters that he doesn't like or when reporters refute his answers he gets very upset and nasty. These same reporters are going on a "list" for punishment. Obama will have an enemies list that Richard Nixon could only dream of.
| 220 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:46pm |
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:33:12pm |
| 222 |
Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:33:34pm |
re: #218 shug
I'm keeping my unlimited Shug Jr smoochies, damnit.
| 223 |
Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:33:58pm |
re: #219 Miss Molly
Robert Gibbs is quite a nasty piece of work. When he is asked questions by reporters that he doesn't like or when reporters refute his answers he gets very upset and nasty. These same reporters are going on a "list" for punishment. Obama will have an enemies list that Richard Nixon could only dream of.
Yes and a MSM willing to help him act on that list
| 224 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:34:22pm |
re: #220 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Lying "Ding Whore".
I saw 14959 and thought it was 14999.
the results of mrs shug and I emptying the contents of our local bar last night
| 225 |
MrPaulRevere Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:34:51pm |
And now for today's musical interlude....back when it was raw and real...
| 227 |
TedStriker Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:35:38pm |
re: #62 Nevergiveup
Excessive plastic surgery will do that to ya. I think it is called the Joan Rivers syndrome.
Any more face lift for either one of them and they'd have goatees...
/
| 228 |
DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:36:52pm |
re: #227 talon_262
Any more face lift for either one of them and they'd have goatees...
/
Nancy will also have bags under her eyes, with nipples.
| 229 |
rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:04pm |
What do I have to do to embed a video? Got one on the Octomom.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:16pm |
re: #206 taxfreekiller
Nancy and Obama do not hate just Republicans, their hate includes each of you also, its personal if you just think about it.....
True that. But we spend so much time focusing on Obama I would hate to see Nancy get a pass, she is truly evil.
| 231 |
Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:33pm |
re: #191 shug
sharmuta and cathypop, you are the winners.
It's a tie.
you've both won a years supply of Jolly time popcorn and Sue Bee Honey
Thank you!
| 232 |
wrenchwench Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:41pm |
re: #229 rightymouse
What do I have to do to embed a video? Got one on the Octomom.
Just put the URL on its own line, then preview.
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:54pm |
Desert Dog --- Apparently there is already a group of people working with White House Staff everyday that calls up reporters, politicans , anyone else of prominance who publically disagrees with Obama to intimidate these same people to stop making criticisms of Obama. This is just the beginning!
| 234 |
DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:37:57pm |
re: #229 rightymouse
What do I have to do to embed a video? Got one on the Octomom.
copy the web addy, and paste in your comment window, no more no less.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:38:19pm |
re: #205 Catttt
Ooooooh - you have the youtube biker dudes curse! /
I tried accessing the video's youtube page again, and clicked inside the video frame as the page was loading. ... The video played!
As I had it playing a second time, in another window, I switched back to this LGF thread's window to leave you a note about it ... and THIS window went bananas, burping me out to the front page. The problem is somewhere in the software (and NOT LGF's.)
| 236 |
albusteve Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:38:31pm |
re: #225 MrPaulRevere
And now for today's musical interlude....back when it was raw and real...
[Video]
nice...another fan
| 237 |
rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:38:46pm |
re: #232 wrenchwench
Just put the URL on its own line, then preview.
Thanks. Let's see if this works.
Warning. It's sick humor.
| 239 |
abolitionist Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:38:55pm |
re: #128 seekeroftruth
I wish he and his fellow Democrats would stop screwing the people of this country in their effort " to make things safe for the children". Take a look at this overkill food safety bill coming from Congress:
H.R. 875
From your link,
- Granting FSA the power to arrogate “preventative process controls to reduce adulteration of food” as it deems fit.
Had to look up arrogate.
1. to claim unwarrantably or presumptuously; assume or appropriate to oneself without right: to arrogate the right to make decisions.
2. to attribute or assign to another; ascribe.
Not mincing words, huh?
| 240 |
Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:39:12pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:39:15pm |
re: #234 DEZes
copy the web addy, and paste in your comment window, no more no less.
You left out "preview"! How can you not preview!1!1!?!?
/
| 242 |
Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:39:33pm |
There is still no cure for BDS.....
| 243 |
Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:39:40pm |
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:40:05pm |
re: #168 Sharmuta
We should all be so lucky as Seattle.
considering the enormous 24/7 use of paper, the pollution to make the paper, the recycling blab...blab...blab...jeesh, perhaps newsprint is just not sustainable in our new low carbon economy ...so off with their heads?
to/or not to/
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:40:16pm |
re: #241 wrenchwench
You left out "preview"! How can you not preview!1!1!?!?
/
Ummm, yeah. what he said.
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Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:41:05pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:41:10pm |
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:41:35pm |
re: #233 Miss Molly
Desert Dog --- Apparently there is already a group of people working with White House Staff everyday that calls up reporters, politicans , anyone else of prominance who publically disagrees with Obama to intimidate these same people to stop making criticisms of Obama. This is just the beginning!
I am confused, is stamping down any dissent part of hope or is it change?
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:42:18pm |
re: #233 Miss Molly
Desert Dog --- Apparently there is already a group of people working with White House Staff everyday that calls up reporters, politicans , anyone else of prominance who publically disagrees with Obama to intimidate these same people to stop making criticisms of Obama. This is just the beginning!
It will be interesting to see how many carbon credits it takes to offset the burning of just one witch.
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:42:23pm |
re: #235 pre-Boomer Marine brat
That's really odd. It's pushing all my "I need to figure out why" buttons!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:42:33pm |
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Killian Bundy Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:42:52pm |
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:43:51pm |
re: #253 pre-Boomer Marine brat
The Vatican would call this chocolate fetish a hershey.
I have to give that pun a zero.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:43:51pm |
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Cathypop Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:44:33pm |
re: #253 pre-Boomer Marine brat
The Vatican would call this chocolate fetish a hershey.
Oh no! You have started a chocolate pun thread. ARH!
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soxfan4life Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:44:40pm |
re: #242 Desert Dog
There is still no cure for BDS.....
"I‘m not interested in history because I'm trying to change things."
Looks like Gibbs might want to watch his back. Hersch sounds like the perfect press secretary for Obama.
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DEZes Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:44:54pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:08pm |
re: #252 Catttt
That's really odd. It's pushing all my "I need to figure out why" buttons!
Go for it, but I'm just writing it off to cr*p software.
I bought my first PC the month after Win 3.1 came out.
I'm a survivor of Norton Desktop for Windows 1.x.
I've seen some really weird sh*t.
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Catttt Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:13pm |
OK. I'm going to try a link to the story of the idiot who tried an armed robbery of a beauty school in Shreveport. It is truly a classic. I love stories where cops have to try not to chuckle while they are talking.
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rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:22pm |
re: #249 wrenchwench
It worked. Now you have to find us a nice vid to make up for that one.
lol
Ok - here's a krazy kitty video. May be a repeat for some. :)
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:32pm |
Don't know how many of you read Day by Day from Chris Muir, but I thought today's was a pretty good summation of the new administration's first 50 days.
[Link: www.daybydaycartoon.com...]
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The Other Les Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:45pm |
I read somewhere that the Soviets tried to copy the Cone of Silence. It didn't work for them either. (Plus there was the vodka breath issue.)
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:47:47pm |
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:47:47pm |
Something good happened 130 years ago today.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
Today is Albert Einstein's Birthday
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The Other Les Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:47:55pm |
re: #12 unclassifiable
Communism
Socialism
Fascism
Three types of political dope.
Which one is your country strung out on?
I just wish they would drink the Kool Aid and be done with it.
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Desert Dog Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:03pm |
re: #267 The Other Les
I just wish they would drink the Kool Aid and be done with it.
Right now, Obama appears to be into Sadism more than anything....taking some pleasure from our pain
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doppelganglander Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:10pm |
The topic has come up here before of what would happen if a lizard were to die suddenly and how the family might notify the group. It turns out there are actually sites that will help you take care of this problem.
Deaths of gamers leave their online lives in limbo
Whether you want to take advantage of one of these services or not, it's a good reminder to leave your passwords with someone you trust, or in a place accessible after your death. Online friends are often true friends, though you've never met in person.
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:46pm |
re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Go for it, but I'm just writing it off to cr*p software.
I bought my first PC the month after Win 3.1 came out.
I'm a survivor of Norton Desktop for Windows 1.x.
I've seen some really weird sh*t.
DOS baby myself. 11" floppies and all. Grew up on punch card horror stories from my mom.
Weird is what I see when I step away from my computers.
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Sharmuta Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:59pm |
re: #253 pre-Boomer Marine brat
The Vatican would call this chocolate fetish a hershey.
0bama out did even that- it's a public health hazard, so saith the 0ne.
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:51:21pm |
re: #263 Dragonwolf
Don't know how many of you read Day by Day from Chris Muir, but I thought today's was a pretty good summation of the new administration's first 50 days.
Heh ... gmta and all the rest.
re: #81 Bobibutu
From "Day by Day" ... "Mr. President, We've insulted our allies, apologized to the Taliban, doubled the National Debt, quadrupled the Deficit and killed the National Economy in 1 month."
...
"Oh, Wow."
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Kreuzueber Halbmond Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:53:07pm |
Donkeys and elephants eating from the same trough. Phigs.
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:53:12pm |
re: #266 Bobibutu
Something good happened 130 years ago today.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
Today is Albert Einstein's Birthday
It's also Π day!
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The Other Les Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:53:16pm |
re: #16 mfarmer1
Just ventured over to the Huffington Post. 500+ comments about the possibility of Russian bombers going to Venezuela. And wouldn't you know it? Look what I learned in the same response!
"Were it not for U.S. support for Israel, we wouldn't have to worry about Climate Change."
"I don't know how the two are connected, but it must be that way, since Russian b0mbers in Venezuela and Cuba are most certainly connected to Israel's occupation of Arab lands, as pointed out by several posters."
Thanks Huffington Post for clearing that up!
Ok, here is The Other Les' theory of Leftism in One Lesson:
In Leftism, human life is evil, anything that damages or destroys human life is good.
The ruling principle of Leftism applied to this situation: Rational and productive people and the nation states who protect them are evil, states that punish reason and violently exploit productive people are good.
I know it's wrong, but in Leftism wrong is right.
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:53:22pm |
re: #269 doppelganglander
The topic has come up here before of what would happen if a lizard were to die suddenly and how the family might notify the group. It turns out there are actually sites that will help you take care of this problem.
Deaths of gamers leave their online lives in limboWhether you want to take advantage of one of these services or not, it's a good reminder to leave your passwords with someone you trust, or in a place accessible after your death. Online friends are often true friends, though you've never met in person.
wow.
now they have officially thought of everything
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rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:55:20pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:55:33pm |
re: #262 rightymouse
That Jesus Cat at the 0:56 mark was AWE-SOME.
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:55:40pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:55:44pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:56:19pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:56:26pm |
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:56:41pm |
re: #272 Bobibutu
and building a new bomber base for the Russians in Cuba would create jobs and help our new best friends too. I swoon.
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Killian Bundy Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:57:42pm |
Vermont hunter busted for bolting antlers on dead doe
A man who bolted antlers to the head of a dead doe and posed for a photograph with the deer was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.
Marcel Fournier, 19, shot the deer the evening of Nov. 22 and used lag bolts and epoxy to attach a 10-point rack, officials said. He then checked in the kill as lawful game at Barnie’s Market.
It’s illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it’s also illegal to hunt at night.
The Concord resident admitted to the killing and led a game warden to the deer’s remains after an anonymous caller alerted authorities. Fournier said he had "quite a time" drilling and fastening the antlers, authorities said.
Game warden David Gregory said the antlers didn’t look or feel right.
"When you grabbed them, you’d feel movement," he said.
/any chance drinking was involved?
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:57:52pm |
re: #285 AuntAcid
and building a new bomber base for the Russians in Cuba would create jobs and help our new best friends too. I swoon.
Why give Cuba the money.
Obama wants the Russian bombers based in Elkhart Indiana
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:02pm |
re: #270 Dragonwolf
DOS baby myself. 11" floppies and all. Grew up on punch card horror stories from my mom.
Weird is what I see when I step away from my computers.
Hi there! The karma's lookin' good.
You're more into the stuff than I ever was. Back in the 70s, I did some code-writing on a computer-controlled laser used by my chip house employer of that time. However, I'm a circuit-level hardware guy.
| 289 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:07pm |
The hyacynth is blooming, the dogwoods are blooming, the sun is shining, a gentle breeze is blowing and the birds are singing!
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Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:13pm |
re: #273 Kreuzueber Halbmond
Donkeys and elephants eating from the same trough. Phigs.
Donklephants!
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:29pm |
Brookly Red --- Witch burning will take place on the back lawn of the White House in an enclosed tent by invitation only. Al Gore has offered to pay for the carbon cost . And, let this be a lesson to all those who dissent from Obama's plan to destroy the country.
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Happy Fun Ball Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:32pm |
Obama: People, we must use the Cone of Socialism if we are to continue as a country.
Conservatives: Obama, the Cone of Socialism never works.
Obama: Still we must use it.
[The Cone of Socialism lowers over the entire US.]
Conservatives: Can't you see that the markets are in a freefall and companies are abandoning the US in droves?
Obama: What, me worry?
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Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:52pm |
re: #289 MandyManners
The hyacynth is blooming, the dogwoods are blooming, the sun is shining, a gentle breeze is blowing and the birds are singing!
You need to watch more Glenn Beck. The end is near!
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:01pm |
re: #289 MandyManners
How was the pool party? Did we have a drinky poo?
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:04pm |
re: #281 Bobibutu
OK I'll bite ... what?
pi day 3.14 March 14th. Some people only accept one official one a century, which we will see in 6 years...3.1415 March 14th '15.
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rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:10pm |
re: #280 Slumbering Behemoth
That Jesus Cat at the 0:56 mark was AWE-SOME.
I love cats and they can do some crazy things, but walking on water is quite unique. lol!
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:27pm |
re: #276 shug
when all the newspapers are kaput we'll need a "website of record".
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:01:56pm |
re: #294 Killgore Trout
You need to watch more Glenn Beck. The end is near!
That's a relief. I thought it was nigh. :whew:
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:02:01pm |
re: #289 MandyManners
The hyacynth is blooming, the dogwoods are blooming, the sun is shining, a gentle breeze is blowing and the birds are singing!
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
so the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
And they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing!
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:02:42pm |
re: #291 Miss Molly
Brookly Red --- Witch burning will take place on the back lawn of the White House in an enclosed tent by invitation only. Al Gore has offered to pay for the carbon cost . And, let this be a lesson to all those who dissent from Obama's plan to destroy the country.
that's gonna be a big tent.
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rightymouse Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:03:23pm |
Gotta go. Time to get ready for a 'do' tonight which means glopping stuff on my face to look human so I don't scare anyone.
Have a lovely evening.
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soxfan4life Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:03:48pm |
re: #293 Happy Fun Ball
Obama: People, we must use the Cone of Socialism if we are to continue as a country.
Conservatives: Obama, the Cone of Socialism never works.
Obama:
Still we must use it.The cone of Socialism works, we just haven't found the right person to operate it yet. I am the One we've been waiting for.[The Cone of Socialism lowers over the entire US.]
Conservatives: Can't you see that the markets are in a freefall and companies are abandoning the US in droves?
Obama: What, me worry? It's all my predecessors fault
FTFY
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:03:59pm |
re: #288 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Thanks.
I'm actually stuck in the build and setup world. My rigs are all tinkered together (even one in a milk crate) and I change OSs almost as often as I change my socks. Keep wanting to be a gamer, but lose interest after 5-10 hours and go back to tweaking the hardware drivers or overclocking my video cards.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:11pm |
re: #289 MandyManners
The hyacynth is blooming, the dogwoods are blooming, the sun is shining, a gentle breeze is blowing and the birds are singing!
Yeah..... Iz hatz youz.....
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:32pm |
re: #296 Dragonwolf
pi day 3.14 March 14th. Some people only accept one official one a century, which we will see in 6 years...3.1415 March 14th '15.
Thank you ... thot it might be and then it could have been some kind of rune.
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:35pm |
re: #299 Iron Fist
Actually he last one I went to was before The One took office. Most of the vendors did not like him but were mighty impressed with his ability to enhance their bottom lines.
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:06:56pm |
re: #294 Killgore Trout
You need to watch more Glenn Beck. The end is near!
The Hysteria Channel has a show on about that right now.
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Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:07:29pm |
re: #299 Iron Fist
There was an interesting video on liveleak earlier this week about a unit that is in charge of the unusual/historic handguns they've been finding in Iraq. If the liveleak search feature wasn't so useless I'd post it for you.
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:07:32pm |
re: #295 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
How was the pool party? Did we have a drinky poo?
Punch. Straight. It's a kid's party and I was driving.
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:08:31pm |
re: #301 shug
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?Not a speck of light is showing
so the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
And they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing!
Well, aren't you MaryFuckingSunshine!
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:08:32pm |
re: #314 MandyManners
Oh, I knew...you just seemed so...chipper...
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:08:50pm |
brookly red --- Having a big tent will help the "tent Industry" and of course trickle down to help the whole economy. If things get good Obama might need to use a new tent once a week. And a side benefit is to get rid of all those peskey reporters, commentators and regular people who don't believe Obama is "the One". Win-Win situation!
| 318 |
JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:08:53pm |
i was told that 11 dollar bags of tobacco will change to 36 dollars a pound on april first which is a 25 dollar tax hike which will triple the cost of loose tobacco is this the no tax hikes hope and change if true it is outrageous to triple the cost of a consumer product overnight with taxes, anyone have any info let me know. retailers around here have already raised the price of brand name cigarettes a dollar a pack
| 319 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:09:23pm |
re: #301 shug
What's that from. The only other place I have heard it was Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka.
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:09:38pm |
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AuntAcid Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:10:15pm |
re: #315 MandyManners
later, my bunker needs to be re-stocked...
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:10:46pm |
re: #321 MarineMomSue
I hearted Tony Snow. Am almost glad he is not around to see these circus freaks.
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:03pm |
re: #317 Miss Molly
brookly red --- Having a big tent will help the "tent Industry" and of course trickle down to help the whole economy. If things get good Obama might need to use a new tent once a week. And a side benefit is to get rid of all those peskey reporters, commentators and regular people who don't believe Obama is "the One". Win-Win situation!
And don't forget the help to the lumber industry for all those burnings......
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:28pm |
re: #316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Oh, I knew...you just seemed so...chipper...
That's me! Chipper McGee!
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:31pm |
re: #318 JimmyTheClaw
Well my indigent brother will have to go back to rolling tobacco collected from butts at train stations.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:43pm |
re: #306 Dragonwolf
Thanks.
I'm actually stuck in the build and setup world. My rigs are all tinkered together (even one in a milk crate) and I change OSs almost as often as I change my socks. Keep wanting to be a gamer, but lose interest after 5-10 hours and go back to tweaking the hardware drivers or overclocking my video cards.
Definitely a computer geek. Anymore, I learn only enough about my own machine to get it running smoothly (and kep it that way) ... and yawn at the rest.
For instance, my own "latest" (Friday) was tracking down a hair-line near-break in a PCB trace. One could get continuity (of a sort) through it, but it had turned an 11,000 ohm resistor into a 150,000 ohm resistor, and tanked the analog amplifier circuit it was in. A very subtle malfunction.
| 329 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:02pm |
re: #318 JimmyTheClaw
i was told that 11 dollar bags of tobacco will change to 36 dollars a pound on april first which is a 25 dollar tax hike which will triple the cost of loose tobacco is this the no tax hikes hope and change if true it is outrageous to triple the cost of a consumer product overnight with taxes, anyone have any info let me know. retailers around here have already raised the price of brand name cigarettes a dollar a pack
Fuckfuckfuck.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:23pm |
re: #317 Miss Molly
brookly red --- Having a big tent will help the "tent Industry" and of course trickle down to help the whole economy. If things get good Obama might need to use a new tent once a week. And a side benefit is to get rid of all those peskey reporters, commentators and regular people who don't believe Obama is "the One". Win-Win situation!
You said "trickel down"... see ya in the tent.
| 331 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:23pm |
MarineMomSue -- I do miss Tony Snow. What a class act he was.
| 332 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:24pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:46pm |
re: #329 MandyManners
You gonna quit with me, Mandy?
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:59pm |
re: #318 JimmyTheClaw
i was told that 11 dollar bags of tobacco will change to 36 dollars a pound on april first which is a 25 dollar tax hike which will triple the cost of loose tobacco is this the no tax hikes hope and change if true it is outrageous to triple the cost of a consumer product overnight with taxes, anyone have any info let me know. retailers around here have already raised the price of brand name cigarettes a dollar a pack
wow, if smoking becomes too expensive and everybody stops smoking, who will fund the sCHIP
oh wait, I will.
KEEP SMOKING PEOPLE
| 336 |
unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:14:23pm |
Are we reaching the WTF price point of smoking weed vs. smoking tobacco?
| 337 |
Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:14:43pm |
re: #334 shug
I'm waiting to see if they start taxing the patch and nicotine gum. If everybody quits the government loses money. We can't have that.
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:15:02pm |
re: #334 shug
wow, if smoking becomes too expensive and everybody stops smoking, who will fund the sCHIP
oh wait, I will.
KEEP SMOKING PEOPLE
When nationalized health care comes, if you smoke you won't qualify for heart or lung treatments anyway........
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:15:34pm |
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Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:18pm |
Dragonwolf -- Thank you for reminding me about the need for wood for burning witches. That is definitely a plus for the timber industry. Also, now that I think about it, matches will be needed so the match industry will get a lift. And, there are vendors as well. Witch burning, or burning of "dissenters" could well solve the debt problem, given time.
I hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail.
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JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:49pm |
i was told the above was on a sign at a tobacco store i'm looking for more info need to get it fact checked which is why i posted the question here
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:55pm |
re: #335 jcm
*glare*
LOL!
That was what got me through many Seattle winters. Well, that and marijuana, Hagen Daaz, Starbucks and Nordstroms.
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:17:08pm |
So the take home message is:
smokers, keep smoking
non smokers, start smoking
patch users and gum chewers, stop chewing and patching and start smoking ( unless they tax your gum and patch) then smoking and patching are equivalent. you choose
heart and lung surgeons: you won't get paid CABG's and pneumonectomies since most of your patients are smokers, so quit medicine
got it
CHANGE!
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:17:28pm |
re: #328 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Definitely a computer geek. Anymore, I learn only enough about my own machine to get it running smoothly (and kep it that way) ... and yawn at the rest.
For instance, my own "latest" (Friday) was tracking down a hair-line near-break in a PCB trace. One could get continuity (of a sort) through it, but it had turned an 11,000 ohm resistor into a 150,000 ohm resistor, and tanked the analog amplifier circuit it was in. A very subtle malfunction.
I'll definitely leave that to you. The closest I get is figuring whether I cracked or nicked the core on an unworking chip, or whether I just fried it.
MOBOs are easier, my screwups usually leave nice big scorch marks :-)
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unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:18:21pm |
re: #343 shug
Since our local governments are also "running out of money" should we start speeding and running red lights also?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:18:36pm |
| 347 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:18:49pm |
I may be paranoid but, they really ARE out to get me.
Hat-tip to Pre-boomer.
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MrPaulRevere Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:05pm |
re: #294 Killgore Trout
I was listening to him the other night and he went on another rant about science and how the decline of our society began with the teaching of evolution. I shit you not.
| 349 |
Killian Bundy Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:19pm |
re: #336 unclassifiable
Are we reaching the WTF price point of smoking weed vs. smoking tobacco?
| 350 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:20pm |
re: #340 Miss Molly
I'll share my invite with you if yours gets lost.
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:21pm |
re: #345 unclassifiable
Since our local governments are also "running out of money" should we start speeding and running red lights also?
while smoking
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:56pm |
re: #345 unclassifiable
Since our local governments are also "running out of money" should we start speeding and running red lights also?
That reminds me that the state troopers and city cops have been hiding behind bushes lately a lot.
| 353 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:57pm |
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:20:30pm |
re: #352 MandyManners
That reminds me that the state troopers and city cops have been hiding behind bushes lately a lot.
Stay out the Bushes
--Rev JJ
| 357 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:21:08pm |
Dragonwolf -- Thank you for sharing an invitation. Now I just have to figure out what is appropriate to wear .
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:23:29pm |
re: #340 Miss Molly
Dragonwolf -- Thank you for reminding me about the need for wood for burning witches. That is definitely a plus for the timber industry. Also, now that I think about it, matches will be needed so the match industry will get a lift. And, there are vendors as well. Witch burning, or burning of "dissenters" could well solve the debt problem, given time.
I hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail.
no,no,no not wood. green grid.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:23:56pm |
re: #299 Iron Fist
Smith and Wesson is making huge inroads in the AR15/M-4 market. I'd guess maybe a third of the AR15/M-4s there were S&W.
Today's Financial Times, of all newspapers, has a short article about how S&W is backlogged on M&P 15 orders. Their stock price is quite healthy, thank you very much!
| 360 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:24:03pm |
re: #344 Dragonwolf
... nice big scorch marks :-)
One of my hardware coworkers left one of those. The board he was using a scope probe on had 117VAC coming off on a edge connector otherwise populated with logic-level signals. He didn't know that.
His probe tip slipped.
A 20-pin DIP logic IC suddenly developed a crater, right in the center of the top.
/whoever laid out that board should have been shot -- safety hazard
| 361 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:24:13pm |
re: #355 shug
Stay out the Bushes
--Rev JJ
I reckon they have their radars set at 65 m.p.h. because I've not been pulled over.
| 362 |
unclassifiable Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:24:24pm |
re: #352 MandyManners
That reminds me that the state troopers and city cops have been hiding behind bushes lately a lot.
Oh they are just working on an APB about a lizard swinging a clue by four.
You wouldn't know anything about that would you?
| 363 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:24:28pm |
re: #357 Miss Molly
Cotton to support the poor cotton farmers being pushed aside by the rayon industry.
| 364 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:25:13pm |
re: #362 unclassifiable
Oh they are just working on an APB about a lizard swinging a clue by four.
You wouldn't know anything about that would you?
What? Who? Where?
| 366 |
Occasional Reader Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:26:16pm |
re: #354 Iron Fist
I dropped by the gun shop to pick up cleaning patches today; my impression is that the supply of battle rifles and similar fun stuff is starting to ease, and production catches us with the Great Obama-Fueled Buying Binge.
They also have a Saiga semiauto shotgun for sale with a mongo extended magazine. Looks like fun, if a little impractical...
| 367 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:26:39pm |
Dragonwolf -- Cotton is good and maybe some old tobacco leafs since apparently the tobacco industry is also going out of business and needs help.
| 368 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:27:27pm |
re: #365 Dragonwolf
OMG ROFLMAO
*grin*
My friend didn't ROFLhisAO at the time. He was lucky to be wearing glasses.
| 369 |
Occasional Reader Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:27:31pm |
| 371 |
jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:27:56pm |
re: #346 pre-Boomer Marine brat
BTW, did you notice my#328 pre-Boomer Marine brat ?
The cracked trace had changed the gain of an op amp circuit from 30 to about 2. The engineers didn't see the expected output signal. They thought the op amp was totally dead. Heh.
The factory that puts die into the package has handlers that shove 8 to 32 ICs at at a time against contactors for final test. We make these PCBs .250 thick. We get internal cracking on those after awhile.
| 372 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:28:19pm |
re: #353 Gella
talking on a cell phone not using hands free
NYDP issued over 9,000 summons for not using hands free in ONE DAY.
(NY Post) @ $100 a pop we should be able to fully fund Gaza in how long?
| 373 |
MarineMomSue Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:28:49pm |
re: #331 Miss Molly
MarineMomSue -- I do miss Tony Snow. What a class act he was.
A true gentleman.. to the very end.
| 374 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:30:54pm |
re: #368 pre-Boomer Marine brat
*grin*
My friend didn't ROFLhisAO at the time. He was lucky to be wearing glasses.
Would contacts slag or shrivel like shrinky-dinks?
| 376 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:31:03pm |
re: #371 jcm
The factory that puts die into the package has handlers that shove 8 to 32 ICs at at a time against contactors for final test. We make these PCBs .250 thick. We get internal cracking on those after awhile.
With a lot of chips all at once, it's not terribly surprising. Do you have a test fixture for those boards?
| 377 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:31:41pm |
Isn't there no difference in safety between hands free and regular cell phone usage while driving?
Never let data get in the way of good legislation!
| 378 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:32:47pm |
re: #377 shug
Isn't there no difference in safety between hands free and regular cell phone usage while driving?
Never let data get in the way of good legislation!
there is no difference according to mythbusters
| 379 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:33:43pm |
re: #367 Miss Molly
Dragonwolf -- Cotton is good and maybe some old tobacco leafs since apparently the tobacco industry is also going out of business and needs help.
Sounds good. Should we use hemp rope to secure them to support the small time drug providers who are being run out by the larger gangs, mafias and triads?
| 380 |
Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:34:42pm |
re: #348 MrPaulRevere
Yup. He's a creationist.
| 381 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:00pm |
re: #374 Dragonwolf
Would contacts slag or shrivel like shrinky-dinks?
On this one, 117VAC was fed into a 5V logic output. The chip, (aka die) evaporated, blowing a nicely-shaped, tiny, cone-shaped crater in the top of the package. I didn't see it, but was just outside the engineering lab door and heard it. The sound was like the cracking of a bullwhip.
| 382 |
MarineMomSue Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:05pm |
re: #343 shug
Maybe the next bailout package will include a few billion to big tobacco?
/
| 383 |
MrPaulRevere Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:39pm |
re: #380 Killgore Trout
It goes deeper than that, he sounds like some kind of kooky cult leader, and his callers are even worse. He is a walking stereotype of a science hating conservative.
| 384 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:49pm |
re: #377 shug
Isn't there no difference in safety between hands free and regular cell phone usage while driving?
Never let data get in the way of good legislation!
I think the difference is that your hands are free. That, and your not cutting off your peripheral vision by holding a phone to your head.
| 385 |
JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:55pm |
[Link: www.wjactv.com...]
stimulating the local economy
[Link: www.thefranklinnewspost.com...]
still looking if its only pennsylvania
[Link: www.kentucky.com...]
[Link: arkansasnews.com...]
[Link: freedomtoact.blogspot.com...]
yep all over. this should be a major issue. time for a tobacco rebellion (whiskey rebellion reference)
| 386 |
Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:37:23pm |
Afternoon, lizards- how we feelin'? All hopey and changey?
| 387 |
Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:38:26pm |
re: #29 Desert Dog
It's similar to lamb, but gamier.....you have to spice it up or conceal that with rosemary or some other herb. I've had it in stews, curries, even had the infamous Goat Head Soup while in the Philippines too. It's not bad
So you're telling me that goat meat taste like troll buttocks?
| 388 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:38:31pm |
re: #378 Gella
there is no difference according to mythbusters
Honest question, no snark intended: What's the difference between talking to a passenger and talking on a hands free phone?
| 389 |
Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:39:11pm |
re: #387 Silvergirl
So you're telling me that goat meat taste like troll buttocks?
I thought they tasted just like chicken....
| 390 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:39:20pm |
Dragonwolf -- Personally, I think help should be given to the small local drug business because they can provide some competition to the larger gang groups. Competition is good and its the American Way.
| 391 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:39:34pm |
re: #385 JimmyTheClaw
[Link: www.wjactv.com...]
stimulating the local economy
[Link: www.thefranklinnewspost.com...]
still looking if its only pennsylvania
[Link: www.msnbc.msn.com...]
[Link: www.kentucky.com...]
[Link: arkansasnews.com...]
[Link: freedomtoact.blogspot.com...]
yep all over. this should be a major issue. time for a tobacco rebellion (whiskey rebellion reference)
well, it has already happened... most tobacco sales in NY are now black market. it might not sound like much but remember what prohibition got us.
| 392 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:40:25pm |
re: #388 Slumbering Behemoth
Honest question, no snark intended: What's the difference between talking to a passenger and talking on a hands free phone?
honestly i dont know, i presume depends what are u talking about, so soon you wont be able to talk to passengers while driving
i think Germany should or already did implemented no smoking while driving
| 393 |
JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:41:29pm |
re: #391 brookly red
well, it has already happened... most tobacco sales in NY are now black market. it might not sound like much but remember what prohibition got us.
and if i recall correctly black market cigarettes helped rais money for hezbolla
| 394 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:41:32pm |
re: #389 Fenway_Nation
Actually tastes quite a bit like beef, to me anyway. Goat is good.
Wait, were you talking about trolls tasting like chicken feather kittens?
/
| 395 |
Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:42:56pm |
re: #315 MandyManners
Well, aren't you MaryFuckingSunshine!
Either that or Willly Wonka.
Any fans of The Office? Thursday's episode with Michel dressed as Wonka and using his golden ticket idea was a fun show.
| 396 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:24pm |
re: #388 Slumbering Behemoth
Honest question, no snark intended: What's the difference between talking to a passenger and talking on a hands free phone?
Eating a hamburger
Eating french fries
Putting on make-up
Reaching for the damn brat in the back seat
Fiddling with the radio
Watching a gps monitor
Having sex (well, I guess that is illegal)
etc.
| 397 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:27pm |
re: #393 JimmyTheClaw
and if i recall correctly black market cigarettes helped rais money for hezbolla
Yup, sure did (dose)
| 398 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:58pm |
| 399 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:44:52pm |
re: #390 Miss Molly
But there are so many drugs to choose from. Do we decide who to help based on length of effect of the drugs they produce, method of ingestion, or how cute the nicknames are (either for the drug or dealer)?
| 400 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:44:53pm |
re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Eating a hamburger
Eating french fries
Putting on make-up
Reaching for the damn brat in the back seat
Fiddling with the radio
Watching a gps monitor
Having sex (well, I guess that is illegal)
etc.
smoking pot, drinking booze, snoring coke, etc.....
| 401 |
Jack Burton Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:45:30pm |
re: #299 Iron Fist
There's another gun show here next weekend. I was hoping to get some match .308 for the Rem700 I just got but seems like that might be a chore based on what you just posted.
My father is having a hell of a time find 5.56mm for his AR too. We can find .223 but there's enough of a difference between .223 and 5.56 that it causes problems with his AR. It doesn't like to eject the cases sometimes. I think we might have to start reloading.
| 402 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:45:50pm |
re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I've never done any of those while driving, I swear! And, um, oral sex is not sex.
////
| 403 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:45:59pm |
re: #395 Silvergirl
Either that or Willly Wonka.
Any fans of The Office? Thursday's episode with Michel dressed as Wonka and using his golden ticket idea was a fun show.
I love The Office but I think the writing is really slipping.
I have been very unimpressed with most of the episodes this season. It reminds me of a sequal. Just getting by on their reputation and not pushing the comedy envelope.
| 404 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:46:23pm |
The unusual burial is thought to be the result of an ancient vampire-slaying ritual. It suggests the legend of the mythical bloodsucking creatures was tied to medieval ignorance of how diseases spread and what happens to bodies after death, experts said.
The well-preserved skeleton was found in 2006 on the Lazzaretto Nuovo island, north of the lagoon city, amid other corpses buried in a mass grave during an epidemic of plague that hit Venice in 1576.
"Vampires don't exist, but studies show people at the time believed they did," said Matteo Borrini, a forensic archaeologist and anthropologist at Florence University who studied the case over the last two years. "For the first time we have found evidence of an exorcism against a vampire."
SNIP
To kill the undead creatures, the stake-in-the-heart method popularized by later literature was not enough: A stone or brick had to be forced into the vampire's mouth so that it would starve to death, Borrini said.
SNIP
| 405 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:46:28pm |
re: #400 Gella
smoking pot, drinking booze, snoring coke, etc.....
all of the above while being uninsured & undocumented...
| 406 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:46:57pm |
re: #400 Gella
smoking pot, drinking booze, snoring coke, etc.....
If it's making you snore, you need to find a new dealer. Your current one is ripping you off.
///
| 407 |
jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:04pm |
re: #376 pre-Boomer Marine brat
With a lot of chips all at once, it's not terribly surprising. Do you have a test fixture for those boards?
Oh yeah, machined aluminum stiffeners. We'll get a few million cycles before problems.....
| 408 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:06pm |
re: #395 Silvergirl
Either that or Willly Wonka.
Any fans of The Office? Thursday's episode with Michel dressed as Wonka and using his golden ticket idea was a fun show.
Give me milk chocolate. Now.
| 409 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:08pm |
| 410 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:35pm |
re: #405 brookly red
all of the above while being uninsured & undocumented...
don't forget no seat belt or airbags, etc... and easy to open front window for ur head first fast exit
| 411 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:05pm |
re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Eating a hamburger
Eating french fries
Putting on make-up
Reaching for the damn brat in the back seat
Fiddling with the radio
Watching a gps monitor
Having sex (well, I guess that is illegal)
etc.
Painting my fingernails in high school going 55 m.p.h..
| 412 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:12pm |
re: #409 Dragonwolf
I thought coke was a stimulant?
so, that means ull drive fast and for a long time
| 413 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:20pm |
Dragonwolf -- This is just a thought but why not choose dealers on their tattoo art. Points could be given for how many tats someone has, how unique their tats are, how gross their tats are, how much money they spent on their tats -- there is a whole world of evaluation on tats out there .....just thinking.
| 415 |
JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:55pm |
re: #397 brookly red
Yup, sure did (dose)
also if the price of loose tobacco or ciggs goes up everywhere there will be no interstate tax dodging ie buying it in a neighboring state so thus no place to buy low and resell since price is same all over
dammit i hate fucking commies and socialists even more if i even see someone bitching about this that voted D or for the big zero i will not let it slide because we are getting what they voted for oh btw it seems bush vetoed a similar bill
| 416 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:59pm |
re: #406 Slumbering Behemoth
If it's making you snore, you need to find a new dealer. Your current one is ripping you off.
///
ohhhh tell me more
///////
| 417 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:49:04pm |
re: #406 Slumbering Behemoth
If it's making you snore, you need to find a new dealer. Your current one is ripping you off.
///
Way too much Similac.
| 418 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:49:17pm |
raise your hands if you have ever
changed clothes while driving
sent a text message while driving
drank a beer while driving
read a book or newspaper while driving
applied hot sauce to a burrito while driving
checked LGF comments while driving
engaged in a sex act while driving
sent a text message while driving
guilty on all counts
| 419 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:49:32pm |
re: #412 Gella
And your car will get sick of you talking endlessly about the most meaningless topics.
| 420 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:50:02pm |
re: #418 shug
raise your hands if you have ever
changed clothes while driving
sent a text message while driving
drank a beer while driving
read a book or newspaper while driving
applied hot sauce to a burrito while driving
checked LGF comments while driving
engaged in a sex act while driving
sent a text message while drivingguilty on all counts
One.
| 421 |
Kenneth Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:50:29pm |
re: #404 MandyManners
Forensic archeologists used advanced digital imaging techniques to reconstruct what the suspected witch would have look like.
Terrifying!
| 422 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:50:43pm |
re: #418 shug
raise your hands if you have ever
changed clothes while driving
sent a text message while driving
drank a beer while driving
read a book or newspaper while driving
applied hot sauce to a burrito while driving
checked LGF comments while driving
engaged in a sex act while driving
sent a text message while drivingguilty on all counts
highlighted
| 423 |
solomonpanting Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:50:59pm |
re: #390 Miss Molly
Dragonwolf -- Personally, I think help should be given to the small local drug business because they can provide some competition to the larger gang groups. Competition is good and its the American Way.
Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy?
Democratic state assemblyman Tom Ammiano thinks so. Ammiano introduced legislation last month that would legalize pot and allow the state to regulate and tax its sale - a move that could mean billions of dollars for the cash-strapped state. Pot is, after all, California's biggest cash crop, responsible for $14 billion a year in sales, dwarfing the state's second largest agricultural commodity - milk and cream - which brings in $7.3 billion a year, according to the most recent USDA statistics. The state's tax collectors estimate the bill would bring in about $1.3 billion a year in much needed revenue, offsetting some of the billions of dollars in service cuts and spending reductions outlined in the recently approved state budget.
The American Way....
| 424 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:00pm |
re: #418 shug
Can't check LGF...other than that? Guilty.
| 425 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:21pm |
re: #413 Miss Molly
I like the tats idea, but wouldn't that give the yakuza renegades an unfair advantage?
| 426 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:25pm |
| 427 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:37pm |
re: #418 shug
Two. I ain't telling.
| 428 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:38pm |
re: #419 Slumbering Behemoth
And your car will get sick of you talking endlessly about the most meaningless topics.
and gas, u know in general most cars are not airforth one
| 429 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:44pm |
re: #407 jcm
Oh yeah, machined aluminum stiffeners. We'll get a few million cycles before problems.....
But how do you detect the onset of problem on a specific board? When yield begins falling off on that one, uncharacteristically from the others running the same devices?
It's nit-picky, but I'd want a way to test my test fixture. We did some of that at Burr-Brown.
| 430 |
Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:52:48pm |
re: #398 Slumbering Behemoth
A quick google search shows that you can order a carton of Camels of Marlboros for $15.
| 431 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:52:52pm |
re: #421 Kenneth
Forensic archeologists used advanced digital imaging techniques to reconstruct what the suspected witch would have look like.
Terrifying!
Wooden stakes and silver bullets!
| 432 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:16pm |
re: #415 JimmyTheClaw
also if the price of loose tobacco or ciggs goes up everywhere there will be no interstate tax dodging ie buying it in a neighboring state so thus no place to buy low and resell since price is same all over
dammit i hate fucking commies and socialists even more if i even see someone bitching about this that voted D or for the big zero i will not let it slide because we are getting what they voted for oh btw it seems bush vetoed a similar bill
Well yesterday some guy w/a O button on asked me if I could spare a smoke... he will be walking funny for a long time I assure you.
| 433 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:18pm |
re: #418 shug
raise your hands if you have ever
changed clothes while driving
sent a text message while driving
drank a beer while driving
read a book or newspaper while driving
applied hot sauce to a burrito while driving
checked LGF comments while driving
engaged in a sex act while driving
sent a text message while drivingguilty on all counts
I'm ashamed to say the only one I missed was the LGF commenting :-(
***Tuck my tail and slink away***
| 434 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:19pm |
re: #428 Gella
What's with the lisp? Drinking early today?
| 435 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:19pm |
My Dad used to let me sit on his lap and steer the car.
While he popped open a cold one, and stuck the pop top back into the Schlitz.
Wing window open
No seat belts.
AM radio on.
those were the days
| 436 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:37pm |
re: #430 Killgore Trout
A quick google search shows that you can order a carton of Camels of Marlboros for $15.
compare to our prices, its practically free
| 438 |
Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:59pm |
re: #418 shug
raise your hands if you have ever
changed clothes while driving
sent a text message while driving
drank a beer while driving
read a book or newspaper while driving
applied hot sauce to a burrito while driving
checked LGF comments while driving
engaged in a sex act while driving
sent a text message while drivingguilty on all counts
Wow, toss the bum in jail! You're a menace to society.
| 439 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:04pm |
re: #423 solomonpanting
The American Way....
Will growing your own be considered the same as distilling your own during Prohibition?
| 440 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:08pm |
re: #434 Slumbering Behemoth
What's with the lisp? Drinking early today?
thats the whole point, haven't started yet
| 441 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:38pm |
re: #430 Killgore Trout
A quick google search shows that you can order a carton of Camels of Marlboros for $15.
Oh, true story. My neighbor got nailed with a substantial "back taxes" bill for buying online discount smokes.
| 442 |
Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:50pm |
| 443 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:59pm |
solomonpanting --- This being California how fast can can they get those pot farms up and running even more so some of the tax money can start rolling in. And people think California is weird now -- with legal pot all over the place I wonder how anything will get done at all.
| 445 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:55:03pm |
re: #430 Killgore Trout
A quick google search shows that you can order a carton of Camels of Marlboros for $15.
and what happens if you ship them acroos state lines Mr. Capone?
| 446 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:55:27pm |
re: #438 Silvergirl
Wow, toss the bum in jail! You're a menace to society.
I mean it's not like I did them all at the same time. sheesh
| 447 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:55:35pm |
re: #435 shug
Funny you should say that...ever seen/heard Bill Envall's take on that?
"My dad used to cut the seat belts out of the car!'
| 448 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:56:04pm |
re: #445 brookly red
You get nailed for unpaid state taxes.
| 451 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:56:43pm |
re: #450 MandyManners
Using a bong while driving is dangerous.
only if you are breastfeeding at the time
| 452 |
Killgore Trout Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:17pm |
re: #445 brookly red
I suspect they're being shipped from Europe and the UK.
| 453 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:28pm |
re: #449 shug
Wall Drug. Wow. How many signs to they have?
| 454 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:36pm |
Dragonwolf -- OK -- Yakuza will be declared "professional art" and only amatures can apply.
| 455 |
shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:58:01pm |
re: #453 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Wall Drug. Wow. How many signs to they have?
My Dad said he saw one in Vietnam during the war
| 456 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:58:09pm |
| 457 |
brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:58:19pm |
| 458 |
Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:58:45pm |
re: #444 yochanan
In general, or for me specifically while driving?
| 459 |
MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:59:33pm |
| 461 |
yochanan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:59:47pm |
well i haven't driven a car in 25 years so the statue of limitations applies.
i guess i would be guilty of two of them
| 462 |
Miss Molly Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:00:01pm |
I have spent many hours today on LGF having a really good time. Now I have to walk the dog. Hope everyone has a lovely evening.
| 463 |
Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:00:02pm |
re: #459 MandyManners
Unless you can use the baby to prop it on.
or tell a cop, its not ur fault, baby wanted it
| 464 |
IslandLibertarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:00:16pm |
re: #423 solomonpanting
"Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy?"
Get 'em all smoking the shit and they won't care that their state has gone to fucking hell.
"Have a SOMA. A gram is better than a damn."
| 465 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:00:24pm |
| 466 |
Bloodnok Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:00:47pm |
| 467 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:01:02pm |
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:01:18pm |
re: #454 Miss Molly
Done.
Where do I sent the application for the pork.......I mean stimulus funds to begin the project? After all, this will be a time restricted effort with a fire sale celebration at the end!
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Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:01:44pm |
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jcm Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:02:25pm |
re: #429 pre-Boomer Marine brat
But how do you detect the onset of problem on a specific board? When yield begins falling off on that one, uncharacteristically from the others running the same devices?
It's nit-picky, but I'd want a way to test my test fixture. We did some of that at Burr-Brown.
Right now it's only yield loss. I'm working with an engineering on systems with our new testers to run test and calibration routines that will catch problems before a run. Older testers didn't have the capability, but the new ones do.
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Dragonwolf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:02:32pm |
re: #462 Miss Molly
I have spent many hours today on LGF having a really good time. Now I have to walk the dog. Hope everyone has a lovely evening.
Have a wonderful evening!
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:02:53pm |
re: #464 IslandLibertarian
Do you drink? Alcohol, I mean.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:02:57pm |
re: #452 Killgore Trout
I suspect they're being shipped from Europe and the UK.
yes (and Indian reservations too) but just think, it is cheaper to produce something domestically, export it & then smuggle it back into the country than to simply buy it locally... f'n brilliant.
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:03:34pm |
re: #459 MandyManners
Unless you can use the baby to prop it on.
They he will want to bogart all your spliff.
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solomonpanting Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:04:03pm |
re: #439 MandyManners
Will growing your own be considered the same as distilling your own during Prohibition?
Not sure, but I doubt if its being legal would stop those who wanted to grow their own from doing so. Don't be surprised to see a one ounce bag at your local dispensary with a "Made in China" label on the back.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:04:49pm |
Obama: Country, we must use the Stimulus of Taxes if we are to continue this recovery.
Country: Mr. President, the Stimulus of Taxes never works.
Obama: Still I will use it.
[The Stimulus of Taxes lowers over the economy.]
Country: Now it's much worse! Can you hear me?
Obama: What?
— Get Smartcrewed
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:04:50pm |
re: #470 jcm
Right now it's only yield loss. I'm working with an engineering on systems with our new testers to run test and calibration routines that will catch problems before a run. Older testers didn't have the capability, but the new ones do.
Now THAT is a test head!
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:05:06pm |
re: #462 Miss Molly
I have spent many hours today on LGF having a really good time. Now I have to walk the dog. Hope everyone has a lovely evening.
Don't leave.
you can play with your yo yo and still participate in the forum
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Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:05:54pm |
What about taxes for tobacco products sold on indian reservations? My understanding was that they were [somewhat] exempt- altho' I think that was from State taxes.......
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hazzyday Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:06:32pm |
Went and saw the Watchmen today. It was good not great. Good Natalie Portman scenes. She is officially a space babe. Not a movie for kids under 17.
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Gella Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:07:12pm |
re: #480 hazzyday
Went and saw the Watchmen today. It was good not great. Good Natalie Portman scenes. She is officially a space babe. Not a movie for kids under 17.
she wasn't even in a movie
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:08:10pm |
re: #480 hazzyday
Natalie Portman is not in Watchmen! Totally agreeing on the babe thing tho.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:08:45pm |
re: #479 Fenway_Nation
What about taxes for tobacco products sold on indian reservations? My understanding was that they were [somewhat] exempt- altho' I think that was from State taxes.......
well as long as you "stay on the reservation" (a pox upon punsters)
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Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:09:21pm |
re: #484 brookly red
My my...that can be somewhat confining.
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Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:09:39pm |
re: #478 shug
Don't leave.
you can play with your yo yo and still participate in the forum
I was thinking more Rufus Thomas than yo-yo.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:09:42pm |
re: #484 brookly red
well as long as you "stay on the reservation" (a pox upon punsters)
Don't get a bee in your (war)bonnet,
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:10:41pm |
The Mrs. Darkside says she sees a bunch of pink "You are going to be robbed in the Spring" signs along the roads. Anyone know what's up with that? Search engines yield nothing.
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Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:10:49pm |
re: #487 OldLineTexan
Don't get a bee in your (war)bonnet,
Can't the Dems appreciate that Tobacco is the injun of some reigon's economies?
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solomonpanting Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:11pm |
re: #484 brookly red
well as long as you "stay on the reservation" (a pox upon punsters)
I had a job electrifying all of the outhouses on the Indian lands in southeastern Arizona. I was the first person to wire a head for reservations.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:12pm |
re: #485 Fenway_Nation
My my...that can be somewhat confining.
what? why that is the whole f'n point. "if it moves, tax it!" :)
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doppelganglander Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:26pm |
re: #443 Miss Molly
solomonpanting --- This being California how fast can can they get those pot farms up and running even more so some of the tax money can start rolling in. And people think California is weird now -- with legal pot all over the place I wonder how anything will get done at all.
If the legislature starts smoking, getting nothing done will be a very good thing.
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Bloodnok Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:47pm |
re: #488 Max Darkside
The Mrs. Darkside says she sees a bunch of pink "You are going to be robbed in the Spring" signs along the roads. Anyone know what's up with that? Search engines yield nothing.
So I see 0bama's second 50 days are going to be similar to the first 50...
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:56pm |
re: #489 Fenway_Nation
Can't the Dems appreciate that Tobacco is the injun of some reigon's economies?
Do you think we could Sioux?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:12:48pm |
re: #488 Max Darkside
Tax time?
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Bob Dillon Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:16pm |
re: #461 yochanan
well i haven't driven a car in 25 years so the statue of limitations applies.
i guess i would be guilty of two of them
I'm still driving but at 67 I own up to 2 as well.
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Fenway_Nation Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:19pm |
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:23pm |
re: #496 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
What do Ute think?
I think people should get upset. You know, be Mohawkish.
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:47pm |
re: #494 Bloodnok
re: #488 Max Darkside
The Mrs. Darkside says she sees a bunch of pink "You are going to be robbed in the Spring" signs along the roads. Anyone know what's up with that? Search engines yield nothing.
So I see 0bama's second 50 days are going to be similar to the first 50...
I thought maybe it was a tea party thing?
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:55pm |
re: #487 OldLineTexan
Don't get a bee in your (war)bonnet,
was that an attempt to avoid the pun tax? hmmm?
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Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:14:20pm |
re: #488 Max Darkside
The Mrs. Darkside says she sees a bunch of pink "You are going to be robbed in the Spring" signs along the roads. Anyone know what's up with that? Search engines yield nothing.
A warning for people who keep their money stashed in the mattress?
I don't know. Pretty cryptic.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:14:20pm |
re: #492 brookly red
what? why that is the whole f'n point. "if it moves, tax it!" :)
If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:17pm |
re: #495 OldLineTexan
Do you think we could Sioux?
Even if you can, it's nothing to Crow about.
You'd still wind up the Creek without a paddle.
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:25pm |
re: #503 Silvergirl
A warning for people who keep their money stashed in the mattress?
I don't know. Pretty cryptic.
I would say. She was going to look closer if she got the chance.
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Silvergirl Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:28pm |
re: #494 Bloodnok
So I see 0bama's second 50 days are going to be similar to the first 50...
Ah yes, I think you got it.
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Bloodnok Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:47pm |
re: #505 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Even if you can, it's nothing to Crow about.
You'd still wind up the Creek without a paddle.
Don't get all Hopi Changey on us.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:54pm |
re: #502 brookly red
was that an attempt to avoid the pun tax? hmmm?
Are you Yanqui'n my chain? I could get really Karankawa over this.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:16:07pm |
re: #488 Max Darkside
The Mrs. Darkside says she sees a bunch of pink "You are going to be robbed in the Spring" signs along the roads. Anyone know what's up with that? Search engines yield nothing.
does april 15th mean anything to you?
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shug Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:17:21pm |
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Bloodnok Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:17:52pm |
re: #511 Lincolntf
I disagree, so Sioux me.
There's no point. With 0bama in the White House your money's Algonquin.
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MandyManners Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:17:56pm |
I keep on having a pun about the Anasazi flit through my head but, it just disappears.
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:18:23pm |
re: #510 brookly red
does april 15th mean anything to you?
Yes, on April 15th I pay Obama more than most people in the USA make. That's the obvious interpretation, of course. The signs are pink.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:19:14pm |
re: #514 MandyManners
I keep on having a pun about the Anasazi flit through my head but, it just disappears.
LOL! Same here.
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Bloodnok Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:19:49pm |
Don't rub your cat the wrong way or you'll make a Piscataqua.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:21:16pm |
Behold, the angel said.
I looked, Anasazi Beast rise from the ocean.
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JimmyTheClaw Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:21:26pm |
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in... and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment; looks at the box; then turns to
her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:21:32pm |
I don't want anyone going off to Wikipedia, looking up indian tribe names, to Commanche(at) on us!
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Lincolntf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:13pm |
re: #523 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Yeah, then they'll Pawnee them off as their own.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:58pm |
re: #525 Lincolntf
Yeah, then they'll Pawnee them off as their own.
Kiowa me a river. It'll happen anyway. So do it. Don't be Cheyenne.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:23:36pm |
re: #515 Max Darkside
Yes, on April 15th I pay Obama more than most people in the USA make. That's the obvious interpretation, of course. The signs are pink.
/Oh please don't go there, if a urban myth about gay revenuers starts to circulate, it would just discredit Conservative sites...
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:24:54pm |
re: #527 brookly red
/Oh please don't go there, if a urban myth about gay revenuers starts to circulate, it would just discredit Conservative sites...
HA! That's It ! TAX CODE PINK!
/har har
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:25:03pm |
re: #525 Lincolntf
Yeah, then they'll Pawnee them off as their own.
When I meet a lady, I always compliment her for having a Nez Perce.
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Lincolntf Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:26:21pm |
re: #526 OldLineTexan
I have. It was a Seminole moment in my career.
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solomonpanting Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:27:33pm |
re: #495 OldLineTexan
Do you think we could Sioux?
Any agreement will be null and void before the Inca dries.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:27:50pm |
re: #530 Lincolntf
I have. It was a Seminole moment in my career.
I'm glad to hear it. We couldn't Eskimo than that.
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:28:24pm |
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hazzyday Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:28:34pm |
re: #166 jcm
thestranger.com will become the city newspaper.
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:29:02pm |
These native American puns... I'm not really Inuit right now.
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Max Darkside Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:31:20pm |
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brookly red Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:32:48pm |
re: #536 Max Darkside
These native American puns... I'm not really Inuit right now.
OK fine, Ward Churchill
pun this & claim the title.
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solomonpanting Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:38:41pm |
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