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1 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:15:17pm

Hah. Stewart gets really irate when he tells Wallace the part about Fox News viewers being most consistently misinformed.

2 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:17:32pm

Somebody screwed up the editing in this web video - there's a funny moment at the beginning where they hit the rewind button and start over.

3 SpaceJesus  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:24:40pm

"then you're insane"

4 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:27:01pm

"Being a comedian is much harder than what you do."
I'll agree with that.

5 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:31:06pm

Wallace: We might be doing it but so are they!! (paraphrase)

6 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:35:51pm

I have to say that Stewart handles these interviews with Fox News personalities better than anyone. He tells them things they don't want to hear, defends his positions with ease and despite his telling uncomfortable truths (for the Fox operation), the talking heads still genuinely seem to like him.

I really don't know how he does it.

7 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:36:04pm

Ya know when you are watching something an you actually feel embarrassed for someone? Yea, it's like that.

8 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:38:08pm

just started, but lol;

"You like to take shots at Fox"

"Yes I do!"

Its just the way he says it.

9 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:39:12pm

Stewart is stalwart here: this is an embarrassment for Fox. But they won't be, the minions in the Comment Sewers will gloat about how Stewart got beat around.

10 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:39:59pm

I've seen Wallace do interviews and he is generally good at it. Not today. Very awkward.

11 recusancy  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:41:05pm

Too bad he can't do to Fox what he did to Crossfire.

12 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:41:26pm

ok John, I'm on your side, but 'Uhh, er, uhh'.

13 allegro  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:42:12pm

re: #10 Cannadian Club Akbar

I've seen Wallace do interviews and he is generally good at it. Not today. Very awkward.

I think he was describing Fox when he said "indefensible." The whole interview reflected it in his awkwardness.

14 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:42:42pm

'...we give the other side of the story.'

If that's not an admittance of The Death of Murrow then I don't know what is. Wallace just admitted to being a Syndicated Balance Fairy.

Wallace is totally clueless about what Stewart is trying to point out to him.

15 nines09  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:42:52pm

re: #6 makeitstop

Humor with the truth backing it up. That and no blatant hatred that seems to pass for wisdom these days from certain quarters. When a comedian has more cognitive reasoning than most politicians it will reveal who is for sale and who is bought. Simplistic, yes. Factual, you bet.

16 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:44:59pm

ok, it just takes him a while to warm up. Dag.

17 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:45:29pm

Chris Wallace's examples of "liberal bias" really are laughable. One fake outrage after another. Leaving out a detail about the AZ immigration law is supposed to prove bias? Really, really lame. Wallace ends up looking like a complete tool in this one.

18 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:46:44pm

Stewart came right out and said what I believe about Chris Wallace, and Shepard Smith to a lesser degree -- they're the Fox News "beards."

19 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:48:26pm

re: #17 Charles

Chris Wallace's examples of "liberal bias" really are laughable. One fake outrage after another. Leaving out a detail about the AZ immigration law is supposed to prove bias? Really, really lame. Wallace ends up looking like a complete tool in this one.

My opinion about Wallace dropped immensely. I thought Wallace a relatively objective and serious counterweight to the nutters. Either he was put up to this or we just saw the real Wallace.

I think this segment will resonate for some time. Epic.

20 Ben G. Hazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:49:47pm

re: #18 Charles

Stewart came right out and said what I believe about Chris Wallace, and Shepard Smith to a lesser degree -- they're the Fox News "beards."

True...Wallace and Smith are Ailes' attempt to have a veneer of respectability over the rotten corpse that is Fox News.

21 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:50:22pm

re: #19 BigPapa

My opinion about Wallace dropped immensely. I thought Wallace a relatively objective and serious counterweight to the nutters. Either he was put up to this or we just saw the real Wallace.

I think this segment will resonate for some time. Epic.

I think Wallace just has ZERO sense of humor. And I mean ZERO. Geez, ya got a comedian on the show. Lighten the fuck up. I could have done better.

22 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:51:01pm

he actually snickers at them.

23 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:52:09pm

By the way & JFTR: video does not load for me, neither on Fox News site nor here (here the player just loses his elements and goes to freeze image). Had to watch it on Mediaite.

24 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:52:47pm

Tomorrow's "Daily Show" might mention this/. I'm sure the writer's are already off and running.

25 allegro  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:54:09pm

re: #24 Cannadian Club Akbar

Tomorrow's "Daily Show" might mention this/. I'm sure the writer's are already off and running.

Indeed. Then we'll see which beast ends up with the fullest belly.

26 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 1:59:19pm

re: #25 allegro

Indeed. Then we'll see which beast ends up with the fullest belly.

I hope he pushed back the guest he had scheduled for tomorrow. You could do an entire show just on this interview.

27 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:00:29pm

The last minute is so close to being right on.

The rise of the extremely activist Right is directly in line with the rise of the Nixon/Goldwater southern strategy rhetoric (which, it should be noted doesn't only work in the south).

It's the same damn people, and we shouldn't give them an out.

28 allegro  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:01:31pm

re: #26 Cannadian Club Akbar

I hope he pushed back the guest he had scheduled for tomorrow. You could do an entire show just on this interview.

That would give too much importance to Fox I suspect. Just a couple of minutes to mock it in the inimitable Stewart style is plenty.

29 preminger68  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:09:14pm

Stewart always flubs a chunk of these FOX interviews. Why doesn't he just point out that Ailes has donated to GOP candidates? Point out the profusion of right-wing shows and talking points - and ask Wallace how he can claim with a straight face that FOX isn't a GOP propaganda outfit? Why Palin only visits FOX for interviews. etc. etc. etc.

I hate when Stewart sucks up to folks like O'Reilly and Wallace - they are hacks.

30 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:12:13pm

re: #29 preminger68

I missed the flubbing and sucking up in this one.

31 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:13:21pm

re: #29 preminger68

In regards to the Palin question, Wallace could have just said, "You'll have to ask Mrs. Palin that question".

32 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:14:37pm

Gotta grill. BBIAB.

33 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:29:09pm

re: #22 windsagio

he actually snickers at them.

Then Stewart is being an asshole. I don't have time to watch the video, but I will say that everything I've read indicates that Stewart was being treated with respect. When you are being treated respectfully, you do NOT snicker. You are respectful in return.

34 eastsider  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:31:29pm

"You can't understand, because of the world you live in, that there is not a designed ideological agenda on my part to affect partisan change, because that's the soup you swim in."

I mean. It'd be hard to hit the nail more on the head. Not just for Senor Wallace, but for the entire right wing.

35 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:33:16pm

re: #29 preminger68

Stewart always flubs a chunk of these FOX interviews. Why doesn't he just point out that Ailes has donated to GOP candidates? Point out the profusion of right-wing shows and talking points - and ask Wallace how he can claim with a straight face that FOX isn't a GOP propaganda outfit? Why Palin only visits FOX for interviews. etc. etc. etc.

I hate when Stewart sucks up to folks like O'Reilly and Wallace - they are hacks.

Because even if Stewart isn't always respectful, he is mostly respectful. He also doesn't want to lose his access to FOX programs. If he called Chris Wallace a "propaganda hack", Wallace would say "Don't come back". And Wallace gets good ratings, as does O'Reilly.

36 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:34:35pm

re: #33 Dark_Falcon

I know the feeling though;

Sometimes what you're being presented with is so absurd that you get a giggle forced out of you.

It's that kind of an interview

37 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:35:51pm

re: #36 windsagio

I know the feeling though;

Sometimes what you're being presented with is so absurd that you get a giggle forced out of you.

It's that kind of an interview

Well, that I can understand.

38 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:37:50pm

Anyone watching the Open? Holy shit, Rory McIlroy is killing it. Good golf.

(Oh and Phil is +7, even better)

39 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:38:28pm

re: #33 Dark_Falcon

Then Stewart is being an asshole. I don't have time to watch the video, but I will say that everything I've read indicates that Stewart was being treated with respect. When you are being treated respectfully, you do NOT snicker. You are respectful in return.

I'd suggest you watch the video before claiming that Stewart is an asshole. He makes points that Wallace simply cannot refute. Wallace had the smug look of someone who was going to put Stewart in his place, and Stewart demolished him while maintaining a civil tone and without breaking a sweat.

Wallace was reduced to showing footage of a Comedy Central celebrity roast to try and 'prove his point.' At that point, I snickered too.

40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:40:37pm

re: #38 Stanley Sea

Which one's Rory?

41 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:41:01pm

I don't believe Wallace. I bet in non-Fox reality, he really likes South Park.

42 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:41:33pm

my bias against the MSM is spread evenly across the spectrum of companies...I'm a fair guy

43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:43:08pm

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which one's Rory?

He's so far ahead, I can't seem to make him out.

44 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:43:20pm

re: #42 albusteve

my bias against the MSM is spread evenly across the spectrum of companies...I'm a fair guy

I honestly believe that Stewart eels the same way, and he says it many times in the interview.

But Fox takes things to such an absurd level, it's no surprise they're Stewart's prime target.

45 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:43:36pm

re: #41 Slumbering Behemoth

I don't believe Wallace. I bet in non-Fox reality, he really likes South Park.

not everyone likes South Park or even needs it in their life...I'm one of them who simply doesn't care, the same way I don't care about Popeye anymore

46 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:44:03pm

PIMF: Feels the same way.

47 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:45:05pm

re: #45 albusteve

not everyone likes South Park or even needs it in their life...I'm one of them who simply doesn't care, the same way I don't care about Popeye anymore

Still, its very funny. You should try it out.

48 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:45:33pm

re: #45 albusteve

not everyone likes South Park or even needs it in their life...I'm one of them who simply doesn't care, the same way I don't care about Popeye anymore

YOU LIE!
/

49 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:46:28pm

re: #44 makeitstop

I honestly believe that Stewart eels the same way, and he says it many times in the interview.

But Fox takes things to such an absurd level, it's no surprise they're Stewart's prime target.

sure, Fox deserves to be a target...and there are levels of degree, but as fair, informative news outlets, they all fail

50 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:47:36pm

re: #48 Slumbering Behemoth

YOU LIE!
/

I do think about Olive Oyl here and there....she's hot

51 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:48:24pm

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which one's Rory?

Dude wearing blue and white. Top of the leader board. Needs a little wardrobe consult.

52 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:48:31pm

re: #49 albusteve

sure, Fox deserves to be a target...and there are levels of degree, but as fair, informative news outlets, they all fail

This is where I agree with you and Stewart. Sensationalist and lazy is an accurate description of the msm.

53 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:49:29pm

Shittiest software ever written, bar none.
Image: NZuXy.png

I could write a friggin DOS batch file that consisted of nothing more than:

:start
echo Shitty software!
goto start

and it would be less shitty than Flash.

It crashes in Windows. It crashes in numerous flavors of Linux. It crashes in Android. No idea about OS X, but I'm sure it crashes with either a bang or a whimper there, too. It crashes in 32bit environments. It crashes 10 times more in 64bit environments.

Sarah Connor doesn't need to worry about terminators; she needs to worry about Adobe Flash.

The RealAudio series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.

Listen, and understand: that Flash plug-in is out there. It is going to hunt you down and kill you, because that's what it does. THAT'S ALL IT DOES. It can't be bargained with; it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Can we stop it? I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know. But our best shot is HTML5. That's why Flashnet sent the Terminator back. It needs to kill HTML5 before it has a change to take hold and finally make Flash obsolete.

54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:51:26pm

re: #53 negativ

Fortunately, it doesn't bother me that I have no idea what you are talking about.

55 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:51:36pm

re: #50 albusteve

I do think about Olive Oyl here and there...she's hot

Oh, well that makes more sense.

I still remember a really old B&W Popeye where his grandpappy yells at him from his room "Keep it down out there! I have a hango... a headache"!

56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:52:46pm

re: #51 Stanley Sea

Yeah. On the back of his shirt should say something like, "Eat it!"

57 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:52:58pm

re: #49 albusteve

sure, Fox deserves to be a target...and there are levels of degree, but as fair, informative news outlets, they all fail

Fully agree. I haven't watched any of the cable news nets in years (except for clips here and there). I don't miss it in the least, and it's probably lowered my blood pressure by ignoring them.

58 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:53:34pm

What amazes me is the ratings. Fox news really dominates cable news.
Look at this chart I borrowed from Tvbythenumbers.

Image: 2010.01.31-Average-P2+-590x455.png

How the hell does that happen?

59 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:55:15pm

re: #57 makeitstop

I pretty much only watch the local news for weather, traffic, and the latest on home invasion robberies in the area.

60 Ben G. Hazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:55:46pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fortunately, it doesn't bother me that I have no idea what you are talking about.

That Flash sucks donkey balls...

The weaving of the Terminator quotes in was a nice touch, though. ;-P

61 makeitstop  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:55:58pm

re: #58 Rightwingconspirator

What amazes me is the ratings. Fox news really dominates cable news.
Look at this chart I borrowed from Tvbythenumbers.

Image: 2010.01.31-Average-P2+-590x455.png

How the hell does that happen?

Brand loyalty and consistency of message. Fox viewers know exactly what they're going to get, day in and day out.

And Ailes getting the Fox News feed played in truck stops and bus stations doesn't hurt, either.

62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:56:58pm

re: #58 Rightwingconspirator

Matches the numbers of the people that absolutely FREAKED OUT!® when they were running low on flu shots.

63 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:57:47pm

Arbitron and Nielson count the ratings from their selected families. The numbers are compiled and then are broken down into many different categories.

64 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:57:58pm

Have a great Fathers day. I'm off to drinks and dinner with mine. He had an interesting job in his short time in the military-Crew on a Navy blimp.

65 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 2:59:57pm

re: #63 PhillyPretzel

That site goes deep. Has DVR breakouts and all. Geez I learn too much about the media biz living in my zip code. Industry people all aroung. Interesting. Okay

GTG now.

66 dell*nix  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:01:24pm

re: #52 Slumbering Behemoth

I grew to detest the msm back in the 60's. They have only gone downhill since. Watched Fox for a while but it too began to annoy the hell out of me. None of them really give accurate informative shows. The change from news to infotainment, along with dropping the editorial label, was a disaster for the public.

67 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:03:10pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fortunately, it doesn't bother me that I have no idea what you are talking about.

If you possess a Nerd Card, it was issued in error. Please present it and yourself to the nearest Sleepshop officer immediately.

68 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:03:17pm

Windy you here?

69 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:04:11pm

re: #68 Stanley Sea

Windy you here?

Yeah, whats up Stanl... oh shit, wrong sock!
/starts rumor

70 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:05:19pm

re: #69 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, whats up Stanl... oh shit, wrong sock!
/starts rumor

LOL. We are all six degrees or whatever away anyway.

Random: you know what's cool? Having a really big smile on your face after talking to your two Dads on the phone.

71 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:06:44pm

re: #70 Stanley Sea

That reminds me. I need to call all my single father friends and wish them a happy father's day.

72 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:10:38pm

re: #68 Stanley Sea

'sup?

73 Orangutan  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:11:41pm

I'm glad Stewart finally found success as a comedian.

74 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:13:15pm

re: #72 windsagio

'sup?

Hey. You would have been so proud of this karaoke queen last night. It was all Bruce/Clarence. I'm recovering slowly.

75 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:14:10pm

re: #74 Stanley Sea

Hah, rock on! Sing it!

76 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:15:25pm

re: #75 windsagio

Hah, rock on! Sing it!

I'll probably not visit the bar for a month. Memories fade and all that.

77 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:17:18pm

re: #71 Slumbering Behemoth

That reminds me. I need to call all my single father friends and wish them a happy father's day.

I had planned to do something similar, playing this demented caliope music and a loop of this Vincent Price laugh track. But then I remembered I didn't know any living fathers who might get the joke, so I just cracked open another beer instead.

78 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:17:51pm

re: #76 Stanley Sea

Gotta wait until they're not expecting it >

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:18:22pm

re: #77 negativ

Hell, I don't get the joke.

80 William of Orange  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:18:23pm

Now immigrants have done it....

McCain blames fires on illegal migrants.

US Senator John McCain has blamed illegal immigrants for starting some of the huge wildfires that have devastated the state of Arizona in recent weeks.

Arizona's Republican senator said migrants "set fires because they wanted to signal others... to keep warm" and also to distract border agents.

The comments by Mr McCain prompted a sharp rebuke from Latino rights advocates, CNN reported.

The fires have already gutted some 700,000 acres (283,279 ha) of land.

'Careless' remarks

Mr McCain's comments came during a news conference in Phoenix, Arizona, on Saturday.

The senator said: "There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally."

However, he did not provide any details of the evidence he cited.

No words for it....

81 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:20:50pm

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which one's Rory?


Rory's the guy in the Roman Centurion outfit.


I know, I know, Doctor Who fan geek inside joke. Sorry, sorry.

82 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:23:01pm

re: #80 William of Orange

That's a step in a different direction. It used to be some folk would blame it on Islamic terrorists.

83 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:23:41pm

I took a scroll through the Hot Air Comments on this one. Nothing surprising but I did notice that I used to recognize a lot of nics at Hot Air as old lizards in exile. They aren't posting there anymore.

84 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:24:55pm

re: #83 Killgore Trout

Any theories?

85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:24:56pm

I'm not a Golfer. But, I imagine that playing your best golf ever and being eight shots under would feel pretty good.

Knowing someone is eight shots better than that? Gotta suck.

86 SpaceJesus  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:25:58pm

re: #83 Killgore Trout

clearly "eliminated" one by one by soros's elite lgf ops over the years.

87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:26:30pm

re: #67 negativ

“This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.” Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.” Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!”
-Steve Martin

88 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:28:19pm

re: #84 Slumbering Behemoth

Any theories?

Not really, people come and go from blogs all the time. Maybe enough time has passed that most of the folks have moved on.

89 Iwouldprefernotto  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:30:12pm

re: #18 Charles

Stewart came right out and said what I believe about Chris Wallace, and Shepard Smith to a lesser degree -- they're the Fox News "beards."

You mean Sean Hannity is gay? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

91 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:31:31pm

re: #88 Killgore Trout

It's been many, many moons since I perused that site. I have no idea what the environment is like over there now.

92 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:32:57pm

Louis C.K. on Father's Day

93 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:33:51pm

re: #91 Slumbering Behemoth

It's been many, many moons since I perused that site. I have no idea what the environment is like over there now.

I'm not welcome there anymore. There was some unpleasantness.

94 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:34:45pm

re: #90 Slumbering Behemoth

Atheists vandalize Oregon church... no, wait a minute.

[Video]


That was lovely.

95 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:35:26pm

re: #80 William of Orange

Now immigrants have done it...

McCain blames fires on illegal migrants.

No words for it...

people find burned fire pits all over southern AZ and NM...no surprise, it gets cold in the desert at night

96 Gus  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:35:29pm

re: #80 William of Orange

Now immigrants have done it...

McCain blames fires on illegal migrants.

No words for it...

You know what it's like when you go across the desert in a hot BMW* with their hot exhaust systems.

//

97 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:35:59pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

Hell, I don't get the joke.

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98 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:36:18pm

Islamist Kitteh's mosque jihad

99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:36:55pm

re: #94 Stanley Sea

Some of the finest people I've ever met are/were Atheists.

100 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:37:36pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

You have a gift for understatement. Heh.

101 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:38:05pm

re: #100 Slumbering Behemoth

;)

102 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:38:55pm

Good interview all around.

Lots of nuance and as the last 2-3 minutes show, Stewart is pretty insightful.

I'm looking forward to round 2 with Wallace.

103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:40:16pm

re: #97 negativ

"So; this is how civilization dies. With Nerdspeak."

104 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:41:05pm

re: #98 Killgore Trout

Allahu ACK!-bar!

105 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:41:12pm

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The "were"s, of course are now burning in the fiery pits of hell. But they were fine people.
/

106 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:47:02pm

re: #94 Stanley Sea

That was lovely.

Yeah, I check out his site from time to time. Seems like a cool dude.

107 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:51:09pm

Very interesting op-ed from LAT:

For blacks, a rift over Obama

Two Princeton scholars clash over the president's record, but the real divide is between assimilation and racial unity.

108 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:56:55pm
109 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 3:58:16pm

re: #108 Stanley Sea
Joan has not lost it. She is as sharp as ever. /

110 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:03:24pm

I have a page up. ANSWER has done 2 dubious things in regards to Libya in the past 24 hours.

111 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:06:33pm

re: #110 ProLifeLiberal

I have a page up. ANSWER has done 2 dubious things in regards to Libya in the past 24 hours.

Could you add some links to ANSWER's use of the pic and the original source of the picture?
Nice friends the Republican party is making with their new isolationist agenda.

112 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:07:38pm

re: #110 ProLifeLiberal
You are correct. If it was a "bunker buster" it would have imploded not exploded.

113 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:11:27pm

Answer has it on their front page.

114 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:11:30pm

re: #111 Killgore Trout

I got a screenshot of the site. Not just for the reasons you mention, but a Tweeter I follow (FunGuerillaz) asked for people to save a screenshot of this in case ANSWER deletes this and then tries to deny it.

115 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:12:34pm

re: #114 ProLifeLiberal

I got a screenshot of the site. Not just for the reasons you mention, but a Tweeter I follow (FunGuerillaz) asked for people to save a screenshot of this in case ANSWER deletes this and then tries to deny it.

Cool. I gave it a tweet. nice catch.

116 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:12:47pm

re: #107 researchok

Cornell West and Tavis are notorious haters tho'.

Also good friends.

117 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:14:39pm

re: #113 Killgore Trout

Answer has it on their front page.

Nice to see Bug Eyes has something to do.

118 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:14:55pm

re: #111 Killgore Trout

Could you add some links to ANSWER's use of the pic and the original source of the picture?
Nice friends the Republican party is making with their new isolationist agenda.

maybe it's one of those multi use pics....stick it on a page when you needs some eye catching bomb....Hamas does it

119 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:15:29pm

re: #116 windsagio

Cornell West and Tavis are notorious haters tho'.

Also good friends.

I thought the piece was very interesting.

I had no idea of the intensity of the 'debate'. Lots to consider, for sure.

120 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:16:44pm

re: #116 windsagio

Cornell West and Tavis are notorious haters tho'.

Also good friends.

Assimilation, integration, racial unity- all hot button issues.

121 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:22:33pm

looks like the NFL lockout is starting to unfold...should get it done in the next week or so...without the NFL I just can't go on living

122 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:23:35pm

re: #120 researchok

They had a good interview on NPR a few weeks back, Ifrom it I kind of got the feeling (alluded to in the article somewhat) that it was a personal struggle for control of a 'movement' and respect.

I think you're right tho', its almost something that you and I can't get a complete feeling for.

123 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:25:29pm

re: #121 albusteve

You sound like one of those AmIdol addicts that used to comment here.

124 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:25:30pm

Obama's Puerto Rico visit spurs anger, discontent
Legislators in the territory's pro-statehood ruling party express resentment after president's short trip

Legislators of Puerto Rico's pro-statehood ruling party say they are resentful that he swooped in to raise about $1 million and did not offer any help or solutions as the island battles a soaring crime rate and higher unemployment compared with any U.S. state.


oops!...look at the time, gotta run folks....and thanks for the cool mil!

[Link: www.salon.com...]

125 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:26:26pm

re: #123 Slumbering Behemoth

You sound like one of those AmIdol addicts that used to comment here.

NOT FUNNY!

126 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:27:36pm

re: #125 albusteve

AmIdol, NFL.

Your ass, your face.

Just messing with ya, Steve. Happy Father's day, bro.

127 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:28:12pm

re: #126 Slumbering Behemoth

AmIdol, NFL.

Your ass, your face.

Just messing with ya, Steve. Happy Father's day, bro.

and the same to you

128 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:28:55pm

Rory....2011 US Open Champ. Good for him.

129 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:29:35pm

re: #126 Slumbering Behemoth

AmIdol, NFL.

Your ass, your face.

Just messing with ya, Steve. Happy Father's day, bro.

re: #127 albusteve

and the same to you

Get a room.
//

130 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:30:38pm

re: #127 albusteve

I'm not a father, but thanks just the same.

Gonna make grilled chicken tacos w/black beans and queso fresco for my mom and grandma later. They deserve some credit and recognition on father's day.

131 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:34:11pm

re: #122 windsagio

They had a good interview on NPR a few weeks back, Ifrom it I kind of got the feeling (alluded to in the article somewhat) that it was a personal struggle for control of a 'movement' and respect.

I think you're right tho', its almost something that you and I can't get a complete feeling for.

We'll see how this plays out on election day.

That there are reactionary whites is no surprise, of course. Cultural divides take a long time to change. One thing for sure though- I never could have imagined Obama's election would be as divisive as it is in the black community.

132 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:37:22pm

All right y'all. If you have a cool dad, or even just a dad who was there, let him know what he means to ya today.

Laters.

133 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:37:53pm

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

I'm not a father, but thanks just the same.

Gonna make grilled chicken tacos w/black beans and queso fresco for my mom and grandma later. They deserve some credit and recognition on father's day.

My ex sister in law - great friend - and she's very friendly with her ex - the father of her kids. Sent him a text today "happy fuckers day" he laughed.

134 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:40:06pm

re: #133 Stanley Sea
I told my dad that his L L Bean Gift card is coming in the mail. I know he will buy something he likes.

135 windsagio  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:41:23pm

re: #131 researchok

I'd imagine it comes a bit different when it comes to voting time. From what I can tell, its mostly an argument amongst academics.

136 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:43:20pm

re: #135 windsagio

I'd imagine it comes a bit different when it comes to voting time. From what I can tell, its mostly an argument amongst academics.

ABL is pissed at em. That's why she started Team Fuck Yeah.

137 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:43:25pm

re: #134 PhillyPretzel

I told my dad that his L L Bean Gift card is coming in the mail. I know he will buy something he likes.

My daughter sent me a wonderful letter and an insane, LOL ecard.

It was perfect.

I only have the one daughter. People ask me if I wish I had a son.

Not really, I always say. There really is something about a father and daughter.

138 prairiefire  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:44:30pm

re: #136 Stanley Sea

ABL is pissed at em. That's why she started Team Fuck Yeah.

I would not mess with ABL.

139 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:44:33pm

re: #137 researchok
True.

140 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:44:41pm

US congressman introduces bill to cut off Lebanon aid
Designated as the Hezbollah Anti-Terrorism Act, or HATA, the bill seeks legislation “to make certain that no US taxpayer funds benefit the terrorist organization Hezbollah or any party that allies itself with Hezbollah,” Berman said in a phone interview Friday from his Washington office.

long overdue
hit em where it counts...in the pocketbook

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

141 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:44:42pm

re: #135 windsagio

I'd imagine it comes a bit different when it comes to voting time. From what I can tell, its mostly an argument amongst academics.

I hope you are right about that. As you noted, both Smiley and west are provocateurs.

142 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:45:29pm

re: #137 researchok

My daughter sent me a wonderful letter and an insane, LOL ecard.

It was perfect.

I only have the one daughter. People ask me if I wish I had a son.

Not really, I always say. There really is something about a father and daughter.

OMG I have two Dads. Real & Step. I had such joy talking to them today on the phone. Yes there is something special.

143 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:46:09pm

re: #139 PhillyPretzel

True.

I wouldn't trade my kid for 'the perfect son', whatever that is.

No way.

144 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:47:09pm

re: #142 Stanley Sea

OMG I have two Dads. Real & Step. I had such joy talking to them today on the phone. Yes there is something special.

EXACTLY!

My daughter called last night- she prattled on and on about the goings on in her life.

I hung on her every word.

145 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:47:26pm

re: #143 researchok

I wouldn't trade my kid for 'the perfect son', whatever that is.

No way.

Wasn't "The Perfect Son" a movie about a little psycho?

146 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:48:04pm

re: #144 researchok

EXACTLY!

My daughter called last night- she prattled on and on about the goings on in her life.

I hung on her every word.

I'm weepy now.

147 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:48:24pm

re: #145 Cannadian Club Akbar

Wasn't "The Perfect Son" a movie about a little psycho?

No idea.

I wonder is that was a subconscious response....
//

148 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:49:29pm

re: #143 researchok

I wouldn't trade my kid for 'the perfect son', whatever that is.

No way.

perfect son?...well let me explain....etc ect

149 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:50:35pm

re: #147 researchok

No idea.

I wonder is that was a subconscious response...
//

I am a son. Made my parents life hell. And that was just the stuff I got caught doing. If they only knew.:)

150 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:53:17pm

re: #146 Stanley Sea

I'm weepy now.

Well, she's growing up and we stay close.

She always asks my for my advice and sometimes, I ask hers. She always says, 'Oh, you're just being nice by asking me'.

Not really. My daughter is quite the young lady.

See this- I wrote about her:

From The Author of SC&A: “When did she grow to be a beauty?” And Secrets Fathers Share

151 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:53:18pm

John Hiatt
Your Dad Did

152 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:53:25pm

OK, here's a funny political downer.

Click on the different Amazon categories and look what you find

And here's your suggested reading

unfit for office(86)
quitter(82)
narcissistic personality disorder(76)
liar(72)
sociopath(64)
grifter(58)
bad mother(36)
scammer(26)
pathological liar(25)
brain dead(10)

153 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 4:56:57pm

re: #150 researchok

Well, she's growing up and we stay close.

She always asks my for my advice and sometimes, I ask hers. She always says, 'Oh, you're just being nice by asking me'.

Not really. My daughter is quite the young lady.

See this- I wrote about her:

From The Author of SC&A: “When did she grow to be a beauty?” And Secrets Fathers Share

Oh I'm reading. Have to pop back to make everyone else read it.

154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:00:04pm

re: #142 Stanley Sea


I'm about to get my third mom. Mom died in October, and told my dad (before she died) to date a friend of hers. They've become inseparable. It's adorable. They're marrying next weekend.

My Mother-in-law (who I call mom) has had some serious surgeries recently. We've been concerned that the Choir Eternal may have been making a seat for her. Finally, she's on the mend; the doctors expect her to live for quite a while.

I'm a lucky man.

Finally, my daughter is moving three hours away. That means both of our kids are gone.

*smug smile* Both of our kids are gone. WOO HOO!

155 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:02:41pm

re: #150 researchok

Lovely.

156 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:03:33pm

re: #154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm about to get my third mom. Mom died in October, and told my dad (before she died) to date a friend of hers. They've become inseparable. It's adorable. They're marrying next weekend.

My Mother-in-law (who I call mom) has had some serious surgeries recently. We've been concerned that the Choir Eternal may have been making a seat for her. Finally, she's on the mend; the doctors expect her to live for quite a while.

I'm a lucky man.

Finally, my daughter is moving three hours away. That means both of our kids are gone.

*smug smile* Both of our kids are gone. WOO HOO!

really?...my son is in FL and my daughter up in MI...I have been too fucked up to travel much the last couple of years and I yearn for their company so bad sometimes, I could cry

157 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:04:30pm

re: #154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm about to get my third mom. Mom died in October, and told my dad (before she died) to date a friend of hers. They've become inseparable. It's adorable. They're marrying next weekend.

My Mother-in-law (who I call mom) has had some serious surgeries recently. We've been concerned that the Choir Eternal may have been making a seat for her. Finally, she's on the mend; the doctors expect her to live for quite a while.

I'm a lucky man.

Finally, my daughter is moving three hours away. That means both of our kids are gone.

*smug smile* Both of our kids are gone. WOO HOO!

Big talker.

You miss those kids a whole lot, I bet.

158 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:04:44pm

re: #154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm about to get my third mom. Mom died in October, and told my dad (before she died) to date a friend of hers. They've become inseparable. It's adorable. They're marrying next weekend.

My Mother-in-law (who I call mom) has had some serious surgeries recently. We've been concerned that the Choir Eternal may have been making a seat for her. Finally, she's on the mend; the doctors expect her to live for quite a while.

I'm a lucky man.

Finally, my daughter is moving three hours away. That means both of our kids are gone.

*smug smile* Both of our kids are gone. WOO HOO!

Good things. You can never have too many parents, I've learned being from the divorced and re-married family. Also, it's amazing how when you get older it really matters more. Before it was a PITA, but now, appreciated so much.

Kudos on the empty nest. How's the boyfriend? I have to ask, haven't heard updates. No need to respond if ya don't want to.

159 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:05:22pm

re: #155 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lovely.

Thanks.

Family is a big deal to me.

As it is to you

160 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:05:25pm

re: #156 albusteve

really?...my son is in FL and my daughter up in MI...I have been too fucked up to travel much the last couple of years and I yearn for their company so bad sometimes, I could cry

I just got in the car. See ya soon.

162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:09:21pm

re: #156 albusteve

really?...my son is in FL and my daughter up in MI...I have been too fucked up to travel much the last couple of years and I yearn for their company so bad sometimes, I could cry

Odd, I know. I'll see them from time to time.

I'm sure I'll have my moments, but of the four of us? There's only one I want to spend all of the rest of my time with; that's the one I married.

I've told them in the past, "I married your mother. I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I ended up with you. I do not want to spend the rest of my life with you." They know I love them; they also know that I want them far, far away most of the time.

163 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:09:58pm

re: #161 recusancy

Van Jones wants to debate Glenn Beck "anytime, anywhere, at any point. "

Van Jones was and is slandered by Beck, every day.

We wish. But Beck is more into selling his trips to Israel at the moment. Gah that will be something.

164 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:10:01pm

re: #160 Stanley Sea

I just got in the car. See ya soon.

I can drive around ABQ with one leg, but no way can take on 1500m to go north or over to south Florida....flying is out of the question...I just have to tough it out...the good news is, I've been measured and casted for my prosthesis....3 more weeks baby!

165 Ben G. Hazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:11:23pm

re: #164 albusteve

I can drive around ABQ with one leg, but no way can take on 1500m to go north or over to south Florida...flying is out of the question...I just have to tough it out...the good news is, I've been measured and casted for my prosthesis...3 more weeks baby!

Congrats...at least it won't be long before you're back to kicking ass and chewing gum.

166 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:11:42pm

re: #164 albusteve

I can drive around ABQ with one leg, but no way can take on 1500m to go north or over to south Florida...flying is out of the question...I just have to tough it out...the good news is, I've been measured and casted for my prosthesis...3 more weeks baby!

Right on!!

167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:13:13pm

re: #158 Stanley Sea

The boyfriend (thank goodness) pushed her away. He's paralyzed and didn't want to saddle her with him for the rest of her life. She went away pretty easily, so, I imagine that she was ready for the break-up.

He is doing as well as a paraplegic can do. Still makes me sad. I think about him often.

168 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:13:57pm

I just posted this article from Yahoo/Huffington Post. Glitter is the new "threat." [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

169 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:14:01pm

re: #167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The boyfriend (thank goodness) pushed her away. He's paralyzed and didn't want to saddle her with him for the rest of her life. She went away pretty easily, so, I imagine that she was ready for the break-up.

He is doing as well as a paraplegic can do. Still makes me sad. I think about him often.

That's such a sad story.

170 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:15:16pm

re: #165 talon_262

Congrats...at least it won't be long before you're back to kicking ass and chewing gum.

three years, nine surgeries, the amputation, two opiate habits to defeat...been a long haul and I'm ready

171 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:15:25pm

re: #169 Killgore Trout

Kid is 21 years old. Was heartbreaking to watch it in living color.

172 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:17:11pm

re: #167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The boyfriend (thank goodness) pushed her away. He's paralyzed and didn't want to saddle her with him for the rest of her life. She went away pretty easily, so, I imagine that she was ready for the break-up.

He is doing as well as a paraplegic can do. Still makes me sad. I think about him often.

Oh, that's probably the hardest thing ever to deal with. Both of them. And so young.

It will make them both better people in the end. They grew a lot.

173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:19:13pm

The wife and daughter are flying to FL for the week for some R&R. Using my plethora of hotel points to buy them a vacation.

They asked me if I wanted to go.

Yeah. I'd love to go out of town and stay at a hotel and eat in restaurants.
/

Kind of crappy of me I know, but I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the beach.

174 researchok  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:19:15pm

Rory McIlroy cruises to eight-shot victory at 2011 U.S. Open

A golf tournament played out at Congressional Country Club, and the simple version of what transpired is that a chubby-cheeked 22-year-old from Northern Ireland whipped the field to take the U.S. Open. That Rory McIlroy held the trophy in fading light Sunday night had been anticipated, maybe even expected, since Thursday.

But this wasn’t about being neat or tidy. Say what you will about Congressional and its receptive, rain-soaked greens, its less-than-penal rough, its flurry of low scores more fitting of, say, the Quad City Classic than the U.S. Open. McIlroy’s performance here will be remembered for its thorough nature, and the numbers associated with it.

He not only became the first to ever be 13 under par at a U.S. Open, but with a birdie at the 10th, he reached 17 under. His four-round total of 268 blew away the previous record of 272, accomplished four times, most recently by Jim Furyk in 2003.

175 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:19:25pm

re: #168 PhillyPretzel

I just posted this article from Yahoo/Huffington Post. Glitter is the new "threat." [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

She came out to Barnum and Baily music? (I have no idea, but that's what comes to my mind when I hear that tune)

176 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:20:10pm

re: #173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dude, it's Clearwater Beach!!!!
/

177 prairiefire  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:20:44pm

re: #173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You get sand in your swim suit?

178 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:21:10pm

re: #170 albusteve

That is totally bad-ass, Bish. We're rootin' for ya.

179 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:21:22pm

re: #176 Cannadian Club Akbar

Ugh.

180 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:22:06pm

re: #173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The wife and daughter are flying to FL for the week for some R&R. Using my plethora of hotel points to buy them a vacation.

They asked me if I wanted to go.

Yeah. I'd love to go out of town and stay at a hotel and eat in restaurants.
/

Kind of crappy of me I know, but I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the beach.

no comprende..indifference is one thing, hate x 12 sounds a bit disturbed

181 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:22:52pm

Facebook happy father's day post from my son...

Get ready to wipe some tears.

"hope you had a superbly mediocre and bland father's day!"

*sniff*

182 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:23:53pm

re: #178 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That is totally bad-ass, Bish. We're rootin' for ya.

thanks...
you need to purge yourself...find an ocean with a beach and wallow for a couple of hours....Zen out

183 prairiefire  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:25:38pm

re: #181 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Facebook happy father's day post from my son...

Get ready to wipe some tears.

"hope you had a superbly mediocre and bland father's day!"

*sniff*

He's your son, alright.

184 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:25:40pm

re: #180 albusteve

no comprende..indifference is one thing, hate x 12 sounds a bit disturbed

It depends. I hate some beaches too. Florida, CA, even many beaches in Hawaii are dreadful vacations for me. Nothing to do but sit among the noisy crowd of rude entitled tourists and their bratty children. I'll settle for a less scenic spot if I can get a little peace and quiet.

185 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:25:47pm

re: #181 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Facebook happy father's day post from my son...

Get ready to wipe some tears.

"hope you had a superbly mediocre and bland father's day!"

*sniff*

Funny, this morning you said this...(and got a ding from me)
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

186 wee fury  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:26:29pm

I just watched the entire interview (recorded earlier). I like Chris Wallace. He asks concise questions. I also liked the replies that Jon Stewart gave. It would be good to hear them have another conversation.

187 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:26:40pm

re: #180 albusteve

Love the water. Love sitting on a balcony over the ocean. As soon as my toes touch the sand? I'm unhappy. Never have liked it. I love lakes, mountains, streams, cities, and the ocean. But I have a great dislike for the beach.

188 darthstar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:27:08pm

Went to see Stephen Sondheim's "Company" today (at the movie theatre)...Stephen Colbert isn't a bad singer, and it was good to see him out of his "Report" character even if it was as a Colbert-ish husband in a broadway play.

189 wee fury  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:28:01pm

Off to walk.
And, listen to the Bullfrogs.

190 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:29:27pm

re: #184 Killgore Trout

It depends. I hate some beaches too. Florida, CA, even many beaches in Hawaii are dreadful vacations for me. Nothing to do but sit among the noisy crowd of rude entitled tourists and their bratty children. I'll settle for a less scenic spot if I can get a little peace and quiet.

let me know when you head for Jamaica...you will find exactly that, you can bet on it...crowds are the nemesis of all true beach freaks like me

191 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:29:33pm

re: #186 wee fury

I just watched the entire interview (recorded earlier). I like Chris Wallace. He asks concise questions. I also liked the replies that Jon Stewart gave. It would be good to hear them have another conversation.

I think Wallace was a little overly confrontational. It's not really the way to conduct an honest interview if he really wanted to understand how Stewart sees his role in the media/comedy context.

192 Obdicut  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:31:53pm

re: #184 Killgore Trout

My favorite beach:

Image: 02_limantour_beach.jpg

You got to drive a long way to get to it, and then hike some. Keeps out the weak.

193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:32:35pm

re: #185 Cannadian Club Akbar

See? Made me freakin' happy, too!

194 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:33:50pm

re: #191 Killgore Trout

I think Wallace was a little overly confrontational. It's not really the way to conduct an honest interview if he really wanted to understand how Stewart sees his role in the media/comedy context.

I don't see Wallace as a lunatic, but guilt by association and all that...he's dirt, TV news stars are just too vain for me...I'm waiting for one to show up on air with a black eye and swollen nose and say my wife knocked the shit out of me last night

195 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:33:52pm

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

See? Made me freakin' happy, too!

That and other things made me LMAO this morning! My effing ribs hurt!! HA!!

196 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:36:04pm

re: #191 Killgore Trout

I remember Jon's first show after 9-11. I think he summed up his "role" very succinctly. I'm paraphrasing, but as I recall he said,


"I throw spitballs at the world."
197 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:36:22pm

re: #192 Obdicut

My favorite beach:

Image: 02_limantour_beach.jpg

You got to drive a long way to get to it, and then hike some. Keeps out the weak.

Same with Jalama

[Link: www.countyofsb.org...]

Oh, and the Florida water! VA (FBV) I'm amazed.

198 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:37:35pm
199 albusteve  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:39:40pm

re: #197 Stanley Sea

Same with Jalama

[Link: www.countyofsb.org...]

Oh, and the Florida water! VA (FBV) I'm amazed.

best water and sand in the world, FL gulf coast....for sheer beauty and solitude tho, Jamaican beaches top any I've ever seen

200 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:43:27pm

re: #197 Stanley Sea

I have a baggie full of sand from Santa Monica.

201 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:47:23pm

Alrighty. I've had some songs in my head all day. Gonna give 'em a listen. See ya'll in the morning.

202 darthstar  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:51:09pm

Okay...that was an interesting interview. Wallace is so hell bent on proving Stewart is a liberally biased person that even when Stewart points out that Wallace is equating himself with Jon, he can't see it.

203 Stanghazi  Sun, Jun 19, 2011 5:56:58pm

re: #201 Cannadian Club Akbar

Alrighty. I've had some songs in my head all day. Gonna give 'em a listen. See ya'll in the morning.

"you know playing blind man's bluff is a little babies game"

Yes, still listening to Bruce.


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