Why Conservatives Shouldn’t Attempt Humor, Dana Perino Edition
Why do conservatives think they’re funny? And more to the point, why do they think it’s absolutely hilarious to make fun of black music?
Because it really isn’t. Case in point:
Why do conservatives think they’re funny? And more to the point, why do they think it’s absolutely hilarious to make fun of black music?
Because it really isn’t. Case in point:
3 | Targetpractice Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:21:42am |
As if we needed yet another example of just why Faux’s attempt at a Daily Show rip-off crashed and burned so spectacularly.
4 | Kragar Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:22:45am |
Meanwhile, their unintentional comedy remains amazing:
George Will: ‘Conservatism begins with facing facts’
5 | Kronocide Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:27:40am |
Why do conservatives think they’re funny? And more to the point, why do they think it’s absolutely hilarious to make fun of black music?
Because Obama sucks, socialism is bad unkay, and liberals hate Merica.
6 | stabby Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:28:17am |
“Funniest thing I have ever seen in my life! Oh! My! God!”
Well at least her coworkers liked it.
7 | bratwurst Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:29:56am |
re: #4 Kragar
Meanwhile, their unintentional comedy remains amazing:
George Will: ‘Conservatism begins with facing facts’
Anyone who has penned love letters to Michele Bachmann and Sharron Angle is..uh…probably not the right guy to talk about “facing facts”. Time for this old goat to be put out to pasture.
8 | jaunte Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:30:16am |
re: #5 Kronocide
Making parody rap is the blackface they can still get away with.
9 | Targetpractice Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:31:28am |
re: #4 Kragar
Meanwhile, their unintentional comedy remains amazing:
George Will: ‘Conservatism begins with facing facts’
This was the guy whose response to questions about record high temps last year was “It’s summer!”
10 | stabby Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:32:46am |
re: #8 jaunte
Making parody rap is the blackface they can still get away with.
“Get away with” is a pretty slippery statement when they’re shills for a party who’s main candidate was so obviously courting racists that he got 0% of the black vote.
11 | stabby Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:33:55am |
You can get away with a LOT when you don’t mind offending 100% of black people.
12 | Political Atheist Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:34:53am |
Ohhh that is just painful. I guess someone had to make Karl Rove look good. I can’t bring myself to link it.
13 | Varek Raith Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:36:10am |
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14 | Kragar Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:36:39am |
15 | Kragar Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:46:22am |
Rubio: ‘I hope we’ll talk about’ fewer background checks
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) says that he would like to weaken existing gun control laws with any new legislation by decreasing the number of background checks required for people who apply for concealed carry permits in multiple states.
During an interview on Fox News Sunday, host Chris Wallace asked Rubio if his filibuster of a bill to expand background checks to include gun shows and Internet sales meant that he would also vote against the final bipartisan legislation.
“Well to be fair, I haven’t read it in its totality, but I can tell you this, I am very skeptical of any plan that deals with the Second Amendment because invariably these gun laws end up impeding on the rights of people to bear arms who are law abiding and do nothing to keep criminals from buying them,” the Florida Republican opined. “Criminals don’t care what the law is.”
In GOP world, its easier to buy a gun than cast a vote.
16 | blueraven Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:48:23am |
She should have stopped at “Rap is such a complicated form of music”
She was doing fine up until then.
The rest is painful.
17 | Targetpractice Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:48:27am |
re: #15 Kragar
Rubio: ‘I hope we’ll talk about’ fewer background checks
In GOP world, its easier to buy a gun than cast a vote.
I almost said that while criminals might not care, gun dealers do. Then I remembered that the gun shop that sold Nancy Lanza her arsenal had racked up 500 violations of state and federal laws and not been shut down.
19 | Vicious Babushka Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:53:50am |
There should be an audio of THAT SUCKS!!
20 | Kragar Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:55:04am |
re: #17 Targetpractice
I almost said that while criminals might not care, gun dealers do. Then I remembered that the gun shop that sold Nancy Lanza her arsenal had racked up 500 violations of state and federal laws and not been shut down.
“Criminals will always get guns if they want them, so its pointless to pass any laws. In the mean time, lets discuss stiffer penalties for people found with a single joint in their pockets.”
21 | Targetpractice Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:55:51am |
re: #20 Kragar
“Criminals will always get guns if they want them, so its pointless to pass any laws. In the mean time, lets discuss stiffer penalties for people found with a single joint in their pockets.”
“Banning guns will never work, don’t you remember Prohibition! Now let’s talk about bans that will work, like banning abortion!”
22 | SteveMcGazi Sun, Apr 14, 2013 11:57:41am |
What’s the right wing site wher people go crazy over the first lady? Is it Foxnews or just Fox or something like that? THe reason I ask is that on Slate there was a piece about TIger Woods’ non disqualification. I notice that the commenters there weren’t really outragede about anybody else’s rule infractions except Tiger’s. One guy even compared Tiger Woods with Ben Roethlesberger, an accused rapist. I was curious is any of these people also comment over there.
23 | Skip Intro Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:03:38pm |
re: #22 SteveMcGazi
What’s the right wing site wher people go crazy over the first lady?
Probably Fox Nation, the place where the crazies go because Free Republic is too damn liberal and pc.
24 | SteveMcGazi Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:06:28pm |
re: 23 Skip Intro
Wish me luck , I’m going in.
26 | makeitstop Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:11:39pm |
As with every other aspect of popular culture, Republicans are hopelessly trapped in the past.
No one has started a rap with ‘I’m (insert name) and I’m here to say’ since about 1980.
27 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:13:39pm |
re: #8 jaunte
Making parody rap is the blackface they can still get away with.
The 21st-century version of the minstrel show, only without the talent or the thought of it as a tribute to black music.
28 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:18:49pm |
Even for a white girl from Colorado, it is still unacceptably bad…
29 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:21:26pm |
re: #15 Kragar
Rubio: ‘I hope we’ll talk about’ fewer background checks
In GOP world, its easier to buy a gun than cast a vote.
That’s because once you have enough like-minded people (read: racist, bigoted paranoid nutjobs) with guns, then you can attempt to intimidate voters and influence elections.
Not saying it’ll happen in America to any appreciable extent, but there have been places where it has, IIRC.
31 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:34:36pm |
We’re about 3000 comments away from the 10,000,000th LGF comment, by the way.
The comment ID doesn’t exactly correspond to the comment’s actual number, for reasons lost in the mists of time. (Actually, it’s a result of the conversion from flat files to DB storage.)
32 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:36:53pm |
re: #28 Sol Berdinowitz
Even for a white girl from Colorado, it is still unacceptably bad…
Cute lady, but I absolutely wouldn’t hit that.
33 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:37:34pm |
re: #31 Charles Johnson
We’re about 3000 comments away from the 10,000,000th LGF comment, by the way.
The comment ID doesn’t exactly correspond to the comment’s actual number, for reasons lost in the mists of time. (Actually, it’s a result of the conversion from flat files to DB storage.)
And, IIRC, also the result of a couple of former Lizards having their entire comment histories nuked when they broke really, really bad, amirite?
34 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:37:45pm |
re: #31 Charles Johnson
We’re about 3000 comments away from the 10,000,000th LGF comment, by the way.
The comment ID doesn’t exactly correspond to the comment’s actual number, for reasons lost in the mists of time. (Actually, it’s a result of the conversion from flat files to DB storage.)
I demand a recount.
35 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:39:13pm |
re: #33 AlexRogan
And, IIRC, also the result of a couple of former Lizards having their entire comment histories nuked when they broke really, really bad, amirite?
Actually, no - deleted comments are still counted in the total.
36 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:39:41pm |
38 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:43:13pm |
re: #37 PhillyPretzel
Well when it happens it happens.
Too passive. I shall prepare a comment more trenchant than the deathless ‘booger’.
40 | kerFuFFler Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:44:32pm |
Dana’s parody was particularly pathetic and not at all funny unless you want to believe and laugh at the idea that blacks are untalented and don’t create good music. Frankly I don’t enjoy rap at all——with the possible exception of “The Revolution Will not be Televised”——but I do love and appreciate a lot of music that talented black performers, songwriters and composers produced throughout the twentieth century. Trying to diss and laugh at black musicians for not producing “complicated” music with such a shoddy parody only reveals profound ignorance, and a sense of insecurity so overwhelming that the contributions of others cannot be acknowledged. What a disgraceful news personality and network.
41 | Kronocide Sun, Apr 14, 2013 12:55:18pm |
re: #8 jaunte
Making parody rap is the blackface they can still get away with.
Boom! I quoted that on Facebook. You’ll be famous by… soon.
42 | Kronocide Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:01:16pm |
Bachmann Intelligence Committee meeting, hilarity ensues.
43 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:01:49pm |
re: #8 jaunte
Making parody rap is the blackface they can still get away with.
Recalls to mind the limp-dick Tea Party ‘rap’ done by Dana Loesch’s husband a year or so ago at a CPAC:
44 | kirkspencer Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:04:42pm |
re: #42 Kronocide
Bachmann Intelligence Committee meeting, hilarity ensues.
Actually, everyone interested in keeping classified intel classified is crying in fear.
45 | Iwouldprefernotto Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:07:32pm |
Perhaps the Republican party should hire Dana to do outreach to the black community. With a little effort they might get 11 percent of the black vote.
46 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:09:59pm |
re: #43 Decatur Deb
Recalls to mind the limp-dick Tea Party ‘rap’ done by Dana Loesch’s husband a year or so ago at a CPAC:
Oh yeah…almost forgot about that.
Like husband, like wife…dumbasses in holy matrimony.
47 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:11:46pm |
re: #42 Kronocide
Bachmann Intelligence Committee meeting, hilarity ensues.
The point of it all was to hear MB utter “bla bla bla WHITE HOUSE DRONE STRIKES bla bla bla BENGHAZI bla bla bla 9/11 bla bla bla CIA…”
Which is what her constituents want to hear.
48 | AlexRogan Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:12:11pm |
re: #44 kirkspencer
Actually, everyone interested in keeping classified intel classified is crying in fear.
And sucking their thumbs.
The woman is a menace.
49 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:14:27pm |
re: #44 kirkspencer
Actually, everyone interested in keeping classified intel classified is crying in fear.
’S’OK, they’ve created a unique classification for stuff they give Bachmann:
ATOMAL WINGNUT COSMIC .
50 | Ming Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:29:02pm |
Maybe Dana Perino is interested in the GOP nomination for Vice President in 2016? I suppose Sarah Palin might not be available… by 2016, her meds may be a lot harder to balance.
I’m not sure if that’s a joke or not…
51 | Iwouldprefernotto Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:32:10pm |
re: #50 Ming
Maybe Dana Perino is interested in the GOP nomination for Vice President in 2016? I suppose Sarah Palin is unavailable.
I’m not sure if that’s a joke or not…
My guess is that as long as Fox News is paying her she ain’t going anywhere.
If Fox News pays me, I’ll also no run for VP.
52 | Varek Raith Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:32:20pm |
53 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:33:06pm |
re: #50 Ming
Maybe Dana Perino is interested in the GOP nomination for Vice President in 2016? I suppose Sarah Palin might not be available… by 2016, her meds may be a lot harder to balance.
I’m not sure if that’s a joke or not…
It’s either that or ‘American Idol’. She has a better shot at the Iowa Caucuses.
54 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:37:01pm |
Just checking something…
Я твитнул, как я хочу
55 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:37:58pm |
One more time:
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57 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:40:43pm |
58 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:42:31pm |
59 | Walking Spanish Down the Hall Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:43:30pm |
60 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:43:35pm |
This is scary, she did not have her standard lazer-gazer fired up, but her line of questioning was so obsessively deranged it more than made up for it.
61 | PhillyPretzel Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:43:59pm |
re: #57 Sol Berdinowitz
Where is Sergey when we need a translation? I miss him.
63 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:48:58pm |
64 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:49:19pm |
Он дерпнул, как он хочет
(he tweeted as he wanted to and derped as he wanted to)
65 | Single-handed sailor Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:54:43pm |
66 | Stanley Sea Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:54:51pm |
Y’all wanna hear some SHIT? A friend of mine, 27, partying guy - bartender.
I’m describing him, because he obviously was out past bedtime.
He’s at local pub in San Diego last night, apparently got jumped by a “gang”.
7 stab wounds, is in hospital. Going to be OK I think, but W T F.
His family is in No Cal. His friends, we are freaking out. Just found out.
I’m too old to know about this shit so closely.
67 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:57:27pm |
One more time…
Я твитнул, как Ñ Ñ…Ð¾Ñ‡Ñƒ
68 | Charles Johnson Sun, Apr 14, 2013 1:59:12pm |
OK, I’ll quit experimenting with encodings now.
70 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 2:03:04pm |
71 | Stanley Sea Sun, Apr 14, 2013 2:12:54pm |
I am all for levity right now. This works.
You think you’re “God’s gift to women”? Do you vibrate? Then no. No you’re not.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 14, 2013
72 | Decatur Deb Sun, Apr 14, 2013 2:20:45pm |
Friend who tutors GED applicants just returned from ‘her’ math student’s graduation. She recorded 1288 contact hours over 6 yrs. preparing and failing. Our community college sent a bus equipped with a homework computer bank to the housing projects—woman walked from project to project to get time. It’s not all downhill in Alabama.
74 | RabbitRunner Sun, Apr 14, 2013 2:53:33pm |
While the skit blows for sure, it’s hardly racist or worse than average. As well as when did Jay Z become some icon off limits to criticism or lampoon?
75 | blueraven Sun, Apr 14, 2013 3:04:39pm |
re: #74 RabbitRunner
While the skit blows for sure, it’s hardly racist or worse than average. As well as when did Jay Z become some icon off limits to criticism or lampoon?
Lampoon Jay Z all you want, but please, have pity on the rest of us. Also, this is not about Jay Z.
76 | AntonSirius Sun, Apr 14, 2013 3:27:36pm |
re: #39 blueraven
Funny White Girl Rap
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Huh. I automatically assumed that would be a Jenna Marbles jam.
77 | thecommodore Sun, Apr 14, 2013 3:32:37pm |
Greg Gutfeld said that’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen in his life.
Who saw that coming?
78 | RabbitRunner Sun, Apr 14, 2013 3:40:55pm |
re: #75 blueraven
“Also, this is not about Jay Z.”
No, it is
79 | RabbitRunner Sun, Apr 14, 2013 3:41:26pm |
re: #77 thecommodore
The guy is so awful with his timing and satire
80 | moderatelyradicalliberal Sun, Apr 14, 2013 5:15:47pm |
re: #15 Kragar
Rubio: ‘I hope we’ll talk about’ fewer background checks
In GOP world, its easier to buy a gun than cast a vote.
Criminals “not caring what the law is” is a reason to have no laws at all. I mean, aren’t all laws broken a lot of the time, but a lot of people?
82 | Ming Sun, Apr 14, 2013 9:13:00pm |
re: #42 Kronocide
Bachmann Intelligence Committee meeting, hilarity ensues.
That video is worth watching! There may have been a couple of times where the guys at the table were trying hard not to break out laughing.
I’m trying to find something nice to say… at least Bachmann didn’t accuse the White House of sending little drones to vaccinate children.