Good Grief; Trump’s “Christian Policy” Adviser Is a Loon Who Says He Can Stop Tsunamis

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The raving lunatics Donald Trump is surrounding himself with may be even more frighteningly insane than Trump himself, if that’s possible: Trump ‘Christian Policy’ Adviser Is A ‘Prophet’ Who Stopped A Tsunami, Says AIDS Is Result Of ‘Unnatural Sex’.

Get a load of this claim made by Trump’s “liaison for Christian policy,” Frank Amedia of Touch Heaven Ministries in Ohio:

Like other self-proclaimed apostles and prophets, Amedia claims to be able to control natural events. On Maldonado’s TBN program in 2012, Amedia claimed to have single-handedly stopped waves from the 2011 tsunami in Japan from hitting a Hawaiian island where his daughter was at the time. He boasted that the waves instead moved on to devastate another island:

I stood at the edge of my bed and I said, ‘In the name of Jesus, I declare that tsunami to stop now.’ And I specifically said, ‘I declare those waters to recede,’ and I said, ‘Father, that is my child, I am your child, I’m coming to you now and asking you to preserve her.’ Apostle, it was seen by 400 people on a cliff. It was on YouTube, it was actually on the news that that tsunami stopped 200 feet off of shore. Even after having sucked the waters in, it churned and it went on and did devastation in the next island.

That’s quite a God he’s praying to — he spares the “prophet’s” daughter and sends the tsunami to wreak havoc on other people instead.

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1
electrotek  May 23, 2016 • 4:52:51pm

And these are the people who will save us from “shariah law”?

Good grief.

2
Jenner7  May 23, 2016 • 4:53:03pm

Well, Trump says he can feel terrorist attacks, soooo…..

3
jaunte  May 23, 2016 • 4:53:31pm

So he claims he stopped a tsunami by asking God to save his daughter, and we can see PROOF on Youtube.
Now we can blame him for not stopping tornado damage?

4
Charles Johnson  May 23, 2016 • 4:56:14pm
5
Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 4:57:33pm

Trump has made sure that really stupid people will have to vote for him or God will curse them and their family for 1000 generations.

6
Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 4:58:30pm

This sounds totally plausible.

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 4:58:30pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

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The funny thing is Sarandon backed Edwards in 2008 and Edwards was a huge hawk on Iraq.

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electrotek  May 23, 2016 • 4:58:31pm

In case anyone missed it

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 23, 2016 • 4:58:51pm

Noted economic blogger Mike Shedlock:

Grim Election Map for Trump? Fox Analyst vs. RCP vs. Mish

I give Trump the rust belt for the same reason I confidently predicted he would carry Indiana in the primary: his trade protectionist policies (that I strongly disagree with).

Disenfranchised citizens don’t vote. A Gallup Poll shows 81% of Sanders supporters say the “election process is not working”.

This is not Obama vs. Romney, when young, energetic voters
turned out in record numbers. This is 2016 when the main Democratic enthusiasm is for someone who will not win the nomination.

Trump made a number of response mistakes on abortion and women. But those comments have all been heard, and generally ignored. In contrast, we have not heard the full story on the Clinton Foundation and Hillary’s email server scandal. Those details will not help Hillary.

The US economy may or may not be in recession, but at best the economy is anemic. Poor conditions favor Trump. Worsening conditions hugely favor Trump.

Hillary is a warmonger. She may pick up a few Republican crossovers because of it. But she is likely to lose more crossover Democrats votes and independents who are sick of war. Obama promised “change you can believe in”. People believed, but what change did we have?

Make America Great Again is a fantastic campaign slogan. What does Hillary have? I’m still not sure we know.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 23, 2016 • 4:58:55pm

Here is the YouTube video seen by millions of people!

Moses Parts the Sea - The Ten Commandments (6/10) Movie CLIP (1956) HD

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jaunte  May 23, 2016 • 4:59:05pm

Mar 11, 2011
This is footage of an actual Tsunami wave hitting shore in Kihei Maui, Hawaii. the tsunami is small but it exhibits all of the classic elements of a tsunami wave.
(Height of ocean rises 3” or so)

Tsunami wave striking Kihei Maui.m4v

Tsunamis come in multiple sizes.

12
Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:01:02pm

He didn’t use his magical powers to stop AIDs. What an asshole.

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Reality Based Steve  May 23, 2016 • 5:01:55pm

I would really love to see the video of the waters stopping after the drawback had occurred and going on to some other island. (Sucks to be them I guess).

Would be nice if he had posted a link to that. (I guess YouTube is censoring it because PERSECUTION!!!!)

Best thing the DNC can do is just keep hammering on the people he’s busy surrounding himself with, let the people know what’s coming with a Trump presidency.

RBS

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:02:03pm

re: #12 Barefoot Grin

He didn’t use his magical powers to stop AIDs. What an asshole.

I imagine that if you pressed him hard enough he’d take credit for creating it.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:03:17pm

re: #14 Skip Intro

I imagine that if you pressed him hard enough he’d take credit for creating it.

LOL. An instrument tool of the Lord.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:04:20pm

re: #11 jaunte

Some people are really clueless about tsunamis. I remember watching a Hawaii Househunters show where the wife was afraid of them and insisted that their house be at least 1000 feet above sea level.

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Jenner7  May 23, 2016 • 5:07:00pm

ha!

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:08:41pm

re: #9 Eric The Fruit Bat

Noted economic blogger Mike Shedlock:

Grim Election Map for Trump? Fox Analyst vs. RCP vs. Mish

I understand what he’s saying but he’s ignoring that Trump has alienated many groups that really didn’t get the chance to vote against him in the primary. I don’t think Clinton has a cakewalk but Trump’s up against something totally different than what he wa sin the primaries and quite frankly the GOP candidates are amateurs compared to what Clinton is.

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:09:11pm

re: #17 Jenner7

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ha!

Family values.

20
FormerDirtDart  May 23, 2016 • 5:11:35pm
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Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:11:48pm

re: #3 jaunte

So he claims he stopped a tsunami by asking God to save his daughter, and we can see PROOF on Youtube.
Now we can blame him for not stopping tornado damage?

Has his daughter died in a tornado? Proof of his power!

22
Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:14:40pm

re: #12 Barefoot Grin

He didn’t use his magical powers to stop AIDs. What an asshole.

Has his daughter gotten AIDs? Miraculous!

23
Reality Based Steve  May 23, 2016 • 5:15:15pm

re: #21 Big Beautiful Door

Has his daughter died in a tornado? Proof of his power!

Nor has she been eaten by tiger…. Double Proof!!!

RBS

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:15:31pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

Here is the YouTube video seen by millions of people!

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Video

Why are they all just standing around? And Edward G. Robinson as Pharaoh? I’d forgotten all about that.

Of course if John Wayne could play Genghis Khan then why the hell not?

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Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:16:41pm

re: #24 Skip Intro

Why are they all just standing around? And Edward G. Robinson as Pharaoh? I’d forgotten all about that.

Of course if John Wayne could play Genghis Khan then why the hell not?

No, Yul Brynner was Pharaoh.

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goddamnedfrank  May 23, 2016 • 5:17:02pm

Stay classy Berners.

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Decatur Deb  May 23, 2016 • 5:17:08pm

re: #9 Eric The Fruit Bat

Noted economic blogger Mike Shedlock:

Grim Election Map for Trump? Fox Analyst vs. RCP vs. Mish

Noted economic blogger=another bullshit artist.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:17:25pm

re: #20 FormerDirtDart

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This will significantly alter all of the assumptions of the Woodchuck enigma.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:17:56pm

I don’t like to brag, but if you knew how many times I’ve saved the earth from being destroyed by an asteroid you’d be amazed.

So what do I get for doing that? Not even one damn thank you card, that’s what.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:19:00pm

re: #25 Big Beautiful Door

Damn, now I’m going to have to go to IMDB to see who Edward G. was playing.

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lawhawk  May 23, 2016 • 5:19:12pm

And this is the least batcrap insane adviser Trump’s got.

That’s putting it mildly.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:19:17pm

re: #29 Skip Intro

I don’t like to brag, but if you knew how many times I’ve saved the earth from being destroyed by an asteroid you’d be amazed.

So what do I get for doing that? Not even one damn thank you card, that’s what.

Dude, don’t hide that lamp under a bushel!

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CuriousLurker  May 23, 2016 • 5:20:11pm

So I wonder when he’s going to hire Alex Jones…

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Decatur Deb  May 23, 2016 • 5:21:04pm

It’s all just sitting there for us to see. We have five months to put and end to this travelling show. If the Democrats, a few sane Republicans, and an aroused Middle let the buffoons have the country, then fuck us all. No one is sneaking up on us.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:23:07pm

re: #32 Barefoot Grin

I’d like to add that not one airplane I’ve ever been a passenger on has crashed, nor has any boat I’ve been on ever sunk.

I’ve got the power, for sure.

36
Charles Johnson  May 23, 2016 • 5:23:10pm

Just for the sheer heck of it, I fixed our Monthly Archives page to look a bit nicer.

littlegreenfootballs.com

37
Jenner7  May 23, 2016 • 5:23:53pm

David Gergen says the problem for Hillary is that she can’t change who she is easily, because it’s not “authentic”, but Trump can “morph” his position many times and people will say “he’s growing”.

Jesus H. Just wow.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:24:56pm

re: #35 Skip Intro

I’d like to add that not one airplane I’ve ever been a passenger on has crashed, nor has any boat I’ve been on ever sunk.

I’ve got the power, for sure.

Not to toot my own horn, but…I can toot my own horn, if ya know what I mean.

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Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:25:10pm

re: #37 Jenner7

David Gergen says the problem for Hillary is that she can’t change who she is easily, because it’s not “authentic”, but Trump can “morph” his position many times and people will say “he’s growing”.

Jesus H. Just wow.

Unfortunately, he’s right. That is exactly what the media will say.

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Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:25:34pm

re: #38 Barefoot Grin

Not to toot my own horn, but…I can toot my own horn, if ya know what I mean.

Ewwwwww.

41
Jenner7  May 23, 2016 • 5:25:50pm

re: #39 Big Beautiful Door

It’s fucking insane and frankly, fucking sexist. Sorry for the f words.

42
Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:27:11pm

re: #39 Big Beautiful Door

Unfortunately, he’s right. That is exactly what the media will say.

The length of the media’s memory of the things Trump has said and done can be measured in seconds.

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Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:27:15pm

re: #41 Jenner7

It’s fucking insane and frankly, fucking sexist. Sorry for the f words.

A big part of why Hillary is hated so much is misogyny. She is too ambitious? Who the fuck runs for President without being ambitious?

44
Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:28:31pm

re: #40 Big Beautiful Door

Ewwwwww.

Good point. There is a difference between not putting one’s candle under a bushel and outright lying through extreme over compensation.

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:29:26pm

re: #43 Big Beautiful Door

A big part of why Hillary is hated so much is misogyny. She is too ambitious? Who the fuck runs for President without being ambitious?

No kidding. Honestly, I think Hillary should throw the charge back at Trump and point out that she’s served in the Senate and been SoS. What has Trump done that prepares him for office? He’s not even a good businessman so he doesn’t even have that fallacy going for him. He’s just an obnoxious asshole who knows how to market himself.

46
Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2016 • 5:30:14pm
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nines09  May 23, 2016 • 5:30:52pm

Well Trump is a magician. He makes other people’s money disappear. He’s an illusionist, also. He appears to be a successful businessman. And he is also brilliant. You can ask him that.

48
The Vicious Babushka  May 23, 2016 • 5:31:55pm

re: #45 HappyWarrior

No kidding. Honestly, I think Hillary should throw the charge back at Trump and point out that she’s served in the Senate and been SoS. What has Trump done that prepares him for office? He’s not even a good businessman so he doesn’t even have that fallacy going for him. He’s just an obnoxious asshole who knows how to market himself.

HURR HURR TRUMP MADE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, OK, FROM THE LITTLE TINY-AS-HIS-HANDS AMOUNT OF ONLY VERY SMALL $1 MILLION HE GOT FROM HIS STINGY FATHER. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE $MILLION YOU GOT FROM YOUR FATHER LIBTARD? OR IS UNCLE SAM YO MOMMA BABY DADDY???

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:32:25pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It should turn anyone off.

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Snarknado!  May 23, 2016 • 5:32:42pm

re: #38 Barefoot Grin

Not to toot my own horn, but…I can toot my own horn, if ya know what I mean.

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

51
HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:33:07pm

re: #48 The Vicious Babushka

HURR HURR TRUMP MADE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, OK, FROM THE LITTLE TINY-AS-HIS-HANDS AMOUNT OF ONLY VERY SMALL $1 MILLION HE GOT FROM HIS STINGY FATHER. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE $MILLION YOU GOT FROM YOUR FATHER LIBTARD? OR IS UNCLE SAM YO MOMMA BABY DADDY???

Man I would love her to school him with the million dollar loan crap. She needs to show how blatantly out of touch with reality this pig fucker is.

52
Big Beautiful Door  May 23, 2016 • 5:34:17pm

re: #42 Skip Intro

The length of the media’s memory of the things Trump has said and done can be measured in seconds.

And watch what the pundits say after the first debate. If Trump doesn’t drop his pants and talk about his junk, they will be rapturous in their praise for how “presidential” he was. Hillary, on the other hand, will be nitpicked to death over her clothes, appearance, authenticity and demeanor.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 23, 2016 • 5:35:42pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

Man I would love her to school him with the million dollar loan crap. She needs to show how blatantly out of touch with reality this pig fucker is.

HURR HURR $1 MILLION IS TEENY TINY CAN HARDLY EVEN SEE IT COMPARED TO THE COUNTLESS BILLIONS OF MONEYS THAT HE MADE WITH SUCH GREAT DEALS!!!!!!!1

54
Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:36:18pm

re: #52 Big Beautiful Door

I agree. Trump will be declared the “winner” just for showing up. Over at Fox he won’t even have to do that much. A phone call would be enough.

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Shiplord Kirel  May 23, 2016 • 5:36:19pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

Here is the YouTube video seen by millions of people!

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At first glance I thought Moses’s staff was a rifle. Not sure why.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 23, 2016 • 5:36:57pm

re: #27 Decatur Deb

He’s has his share of crank ideas for sure: he believes gold is money and has voted for Ron Paul. He’s definitely a permabear. He locked horns with Barry Ritholtz on his idea the the CRA caused the Great Recession (which it didn’t.)

He’s useful to monitor to see what that side of the fever swamp is thinking-right now their latest playtoy is replacing all long-haul truck drivers by 2020. I keep asking them why the airlines haven’t replaced pilots yet since they have had automation for decades longer than autonomus driving-crickets.

As for the 2020 date for trucks-Good luck.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:37:29pm

re: #55 Shiplord Kirel

At first glance I thought Moses’s staff was a rifle. Not sure why.

If there had been just one good guy with a gun, that parting the sea nonsense wouldn’t have been necessary.

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The Vicious Babushka  May 23, 2016 • 5:38:59pm
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whitebeach  May 23, 2016 • 5:40:41pm

The million-dollar loan from dear old dad wasn’t the foundation of Trump’s fortune. That would have been the 14,000 units of NYC real estate he inherited when the old man died just as the value of those properties was about to skyrocket. A kitteh or puppy, hell a goldfish, with the same inheritance would have been worth a couple of billion in a few short years.

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cat-tikvah  May 23, 2016 • 5:40:52pm
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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2016 • 5:41:26pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2016 • 5:42:07pm

re: #55 Shiplord Kirel

At first glance I thought Moses’s staff was a rifle. Not sure why.

You’ll pry this staff/snake out of my cold dead hands!

Pharaoh: wtf?

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Jenner7  May 23, 2016 • 5:42:14pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:43:10pm

And here it is.

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 5:44:29pm

re: #64 Skip Intro

And here it is.

[Embedded content]

And yet he invited them to his wedding. I invite people I suspect of murder all the time to family functions. Great job GOP. You must be so proud that this is what the base you created thinks is what passes for presidential material.

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FormerDirtDart  May 23, 2016 • 5:45:41pm

Protest against the Bundy Ranch — Cattle, Melons and Felons. All artist’s profits will benefit Friends of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

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lawhawk  May 23, 2016 • 5:47:20pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Because Trump has never met a conspiracy theory he couldn’t peddle. His buddy Alex Jones spreads the most noxious of them. Trump cherry picks the ones to mainstream, whether it’s the 9/11 stuff, autism is caused by vaccines, or that the Clintons killed Vince Foster.

It’s going to be 6 months of this incessant BS.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:51:39pm

re: #59 whitebeach

Not to mentions his dad’s mob and political connections that Trump made use of.

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Skip Intro  May 23, 2016 • 5:52:35pm

re: #65 HappyWarrior

And yet he invited them to his wedding. I invite people I suspect of murder all the time to family functions. Great job GOP. You must be so proud that this is what the base you created thinks is what passes for presidential material.

The liberal media will never mention that, not one single time.

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Stanley Sea  May 23, 2016 • 6:02:33pm

re: #63 Jenner7

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He’s just talking to the 27%

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HappyWarrior  May 23, 2016 • 6:07:20pm

re: #69 Skip Intro

The liberal media will never mention that, not one single time.

Of course not. They want a horse race.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  May 23, 2016 • 6:10:03pm

re: #37 Jenner7

David Gergen says the problem for Hillary is that she can’t change who she is easily, because it’s not “authentic”, but Trump can “morph” his position many times and people will say “he’s growing”.

Jesus H. Just wow.

And they claim white male entitlement doesn’t exist.

Eeeee—yeah.

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retired cynic  May 23, 2016 • 7:14:10pm

re: #65 HappyWarrior

And yet he invited them to his wedding. I invite people I suspect of murder all the time to family functions. Great job GOP. You must be so proud that this is what the base you created thinks is what passes for presidential material.

She should open the first debate by thanking him for inviting them to such a special intimate event as his wedding.

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LoonRadio  May 23, 2016 • 8:53:16pm

re: #65 HappyWarrior

*One of* his weddings.

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sffilk  May 24, 2016 • 6:58:49am

Is this being for real???


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