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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:36:37pm

“We will kill off the weak, thereby increasing the national health.”

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:37:27pm

re: #1 Belafon

Ahh yes. Health care from ancient Sparta. /

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:44:03pm

moron

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:45:56pm

re: #2 PhillyPretzel

Ahh yes. Health care from ancient Sparta. /

MACATI

Make America Come and Take It

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:46:35pm

re: #1 Belafon

“We will kill off the weak, thereby increasing the national health.”

Municipal Darwinism from Mortal Engines…but in a more direct social context….

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The Ghost of Quesos Past  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:46:36pm

Characterizing these people as eugenicists fails to acknowledge the underlying grift in which they’re going to keep people alive, but minimally cared-for and suffering, specifically so they can extract as much value as possible

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:49:32pm

re: #6 The Ghost of Quesos Past

Characterizing these people as eugenicists fails to acknowledge the underlying grift in which they’re going to keep people alive, but minimally cared-for and suffering, specifically so they can extract as much value as possible

We are not accusing them of having anything as lofty as an ideology beyond profits.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:54:21pm

Dear Donald, thanks for reminding everyone that if they want affordable healthcare they need to vote Democratic.
Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 12:55:32pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:00:20pm

THANKS TRUMP

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:02:28pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

So much winning that auto plants are closing.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:03:08pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:03:13pm

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

So much winning that auto plants are closing.

They are auto plants in Russia

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:03:17pm

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

So much winning that auto plants are closing.

Many recent market indicators have been pointing towards a recession.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:05:16pm

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

So much winning that auto plants are closing.

IN RUSSIA

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:07:09pm

In Russia, plant closes you!!!

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:08:46pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

THANKS TRUMP

I wonder if it will be Toyota, Nissan, or Honda that will absorb Ford in the future. The F-150 would be too good of a brand to pass up.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:10:50pm
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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:13:29pm
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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:13:59pm

And I want to know what Hoyer thinks.

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:14:01pm

re: #17 Belafon

I wonder if it will be Toyota, Nissan, or Honda that will absorb Ford in the future. The F-150 would be too good of a brand to pass up.

I’d love an electric one.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:16:43pm

Racist white man goes to a Mexican restaurant and freaks out because the menu includes “Especial de Viernes”: dailykos.com (video at the link).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:17:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:19:03pm

YIKES

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:19:39pm

re: #22 Belafon

E pluribus ignoratum.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:21:29pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:22:37pm

re: #26 The Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving ass!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:22:53pm

re: #26 The Vicious Babushka

“Qanon spiritual leader”

Good god, these people are insane.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:23:52pm

re: #28 Eclectic Cyborg

The nuts are turning on each other. OMG

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:26:36pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:42:25pm

Boris Johnson used to hate May’s Brexit deal… but since she’s offering to resign if it passes, all of a sudden he supports it (who could have guessed this one, eh?)

Boris Johnson is now supporting the Brexit deal - but once said it was like ‘a suicide vest’

May doesn’t really want to quit… which means even she is betting on her deal going down in flames.

This has to go down in textbooks on management under the chapter “How to be sure you’ll fail.”

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:45:08pm

re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth

YIKES

[Embedded content]

Ammonia Nitrate, right?

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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:45:27pm

Did anyone post this take?

Then

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:45:37pm

re: #32 ObserverArt

Ammonia Nitrate, right?

yep

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:46:49pm

re: #29 PhillyPretzel

The nuts are turning on each other. OMG

All we need to do is make sure we can get them to turn on Trump.

Maybe his going after the ACA (preexisting conditions mainly) will do that.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:47:32pm

re: #33 Unshaken Defiance

That is exactly the point. Barr is one of DT’s cronies and keep that time factor in mind.

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Dread Pirate Whitebeard  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:48:57pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:50:10pm

re: #37 Dread Pirate Whitebeard

Nearly two years after Jared Kushner promised a new Israeli-Palestinian peace plan, nothing has happened, writes journalist Sarah Helm

what do you mean nothing has happened? Israel has reclaimed Jerusalem and the Golan Heights with his dad’s blessing…

/

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:50:45pm

re: #37 Dread Pirate Whitebeard

the Trump administration should avoid making it worse

That Kushner has left the barn.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:52:14pm

re: #33 Unshaken Defiance

Did anyone post this take?

I think it was in the last thread.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:57:15pm

re: #33 Unshaken Defiance

Did anyone post this take?

[Embedded content]

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:57:17pm

We’re meeting my son & DIL for dinner tonight. He said he was bringing some of his kids “just the little ones” and I said OK SURE! but then I remembered this song which is about him:

An Evening with Groucho 14 Toronto Song, Old Time Radio

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:58:44pm

I’m just old enough to see this change: I’m glad women cuss without fear.

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 1:59:00pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:02:12pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:03:49pm

It’s like every little faction of UK politics are posturing against each other unto the bitter end:

Rees-Mogg says will back May’s Brexit deal if DUP abstain

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:09:55pm

re: #44 jaunte

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:11:05pm

I am a worn out broken record… but to repeat one more time, the reason Trump got as many votes as he did is because a large fraction of the US electorate are in a religious crisis that they can’t even bring themselves to address head on, so it gets suppressed and comes out in never ending battles that should be all OBE:

SLPS board candidates debate as seven vie for two open spots on April 2

Should teachers in the Saint Louis Public Schools teach creationism and intelligent design in the classroom alongside evolution?

Yet surprisingly, the firm “no” responses only came from three of six Saint Louis Public School (SLPS) Board of Education candidates who were present at the forum on Monday, March 25. The debate was moderated by the League of Women Voters and hosted by the St. Louis Young Democrats and Democrat groups for the 5th, 7th and 15th Wards.

One candidate - Barbara A. Anderson - said that schools should teach both.

“I believe that creationism and evolution can possibly fit into the same curriculum,” said Anderson, a longtime SLPS educator. “Where do I think they belong? Science, social studies.”

Anderson said that the district’s job is to “disseminate information, not opinions.”

It’s not up to us to tell our children what they should and should not know,” Anderson said. “We should teach them everything.”

[…]

They are literally the know-nothing party.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:11:54pm

re: #44 jaunte

Let’s be clear: @SeemaCMS did this. Every health expert told her this would happen, and she blew them off because she doesn’t care if the poor get sick or die.

Does a single Republican in the House or Senate actually care about this? Poor people dying early reduces health care costs and Social Security costs. It helps with the bottom line. These people are evil, every one. I’m sure Susan Collins is continuing to express her concern.

If there were 4 decent Republicans in the Senate, they would by now have declared their switch to the Democratic party and have thrown out McConnell. It reminds me of the story in Genesis about Abraham pleading to save Sodom and Gomorrah — G-d said that if he could find 10 righteous citizens, the cities would be spared. But there weren’t and the cities were destroyed. There aren’t even 4 decent Republican Senators — actually there probably isn’t even one .

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:12:25pm

re: #46 freetoken

It’s like every little faction of UK politics are posturing against each other unto the bitter end:

Rees-Mogg says will back May’s Brexit deal if DUP abstain

SRSLY: on that Reuters link, a box pops up - right over the article - saying the DUP still won’t vote for May’s Brexit deal - Rees-Mogg’s posturing notwithstanding.

The Mother of Parliaments really is turning into the Motherf*ck*er of Parliaments right before our eyes…..

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:14:06pm

re: #48 freetoken

I am a worn out broken record… but to repeat one more time, the reason Trump got as many votes as he did is because a large fraction of the US electorate are in a religious crisis that they can’t even bring themselves to address head on, so it gets suppressed and comes out in never ending battles that should be all OBE:

SLPS board candidates debate as seven vie for two open spots on April 2

They are literally the know-nothing party.

She needs to have her teaching license immediately revoked.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:14:32pm
Retired U.S. Air Force Officer David Merideth is an SLPS alum, and several of his 11 children are SLPS students or graduates. He hoped the question was based on the discussion currently happening in the state Legislature regarding bills to bring Bible school into the schools.

That’s how America got Trump for President, right there.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:15:13pm

re: #44 jaunte

Let’s be clear: @SeemaCMS did this. Every health expert told her this would happen, and she blew them off because she doesn’t care if the poor get sick or die.

I hope someday she is charged with 18,000 counts of reckless endangerment.

Boy, they sure don’t pay attention to that important book they claim to love so much, do they?

“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

“They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

Matthew 25: 41-45, NIV

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Teukka  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:16:59pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:17:40pm

PowerBall beckons tonight… the jackpot is getting back up to where I can label it “real money” again.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:17:53pm
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Jay C  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:18:51pm

re: #49 Hecuba’s daughter

It reminds me of the story in Genesis about Abraham pleading to save Sodom and Gomorrah — G-d said that if he could find 10 righteous citizens, the cities would be spared. But there weren’t and the cities were destroyed. There aren’t even 4 decent Republican Senators — actually there probably isn’t even one .

So is the sprinkler system in the Senate chamber capable of handling a rain of brimstone? (and meanwhile melting away the pillar of salt that used to be Mitch McConnell)??

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:19:51pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

Someone might want to inform UK politicians that Monty Python skits were intended for entertainment only and not as proscriptions for how to live.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:19:52pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

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steve_davis  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:20:45pm

re: #44 jaunte

[Embedded content]

there are two things I would half-seriously like to see brought back, because it would put an end to a lot of this behavior: torture, and dueling. If you knew your words could get you killed, you’d generally be much more civil. If you knew your actions could eventually get you some time with a guy or gal whose job is to keep you alive as long as possible while inflicting maximum damage, you would probably be more inclined to try to lead a righteous life.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:20:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:22:58pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:29:40pm

re: #60 steve_davis

there are two things I would half-seriously like to see brought back, because it would put an end to a lot of this behavior: torture, and dueling. If you knew your words could get you killed, you’d generally be much more civil. If you knew your actions could eventually get you some time with a guy or gal whose job is to keep you alive as long as possible while inflicting maximum damage, you would probably be more inclined to try to lead a righteous life.

That didn’t work out so well — Aaron Burr was allowed to murder Alexander Hamilton. Men were not more civil in those days.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:29:55pm

Twitter is telling me that #MAP_OF_THE_SOUL_PERSONA has… get this… 2.5 million tweets, and thus is trending.

I have no idea why such a thing exists or why so many could be tweeting about it.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:30:54pm

Evening Lizardim. How go things?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:32:20pm

re: #61 freetoken

BREAKING NEWS: Theresa May throws herself under the bus. Misses.

because the double-decker bus had no driver on the top

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:32:38pm

re: #65 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Evening Lizardim. How go things?

Idiocracy is rampaging throughout this world!

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:34:21pm

re: #65 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Evening Lizardim. How go things?

Currently I hate the internet.

Yes, I know I am on an internet site. Still, I hate the internet and how such simple little things can turn into major issues.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:34:23pm

re: #53 Eclectic Cyborg

Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

Wingnuts see that verse and they only see the word left and what comes immediately after it, and they make a joke about it (I have seen that at Free Republic a bazillion times) and the rest of the stuff they just ignore.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:37:30pm
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makeitstop  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:37:51pm

re: #66 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

because the double-decker bus had no driver on the top

Upding for the LH&R ref.

Lambert, Hendricks & Ross - Twisted

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:38:00pm

re: #69 The Vicious Babushka

Wingnuts see that verse and they only see the word left and what comes immediately after it, and they make a joke about it (I have seen that at Free Republic a bazillion times) and the rest of the stuff they just ignore.

Which is a complete disrespect and deliberate misinterpretation of this scripture. Never mind that no one living in the time of Jesus had a fucking clue what “Left wing” and “Right wing” even were because those terms would not be coined until over 1500 years later.

But, given the amount of ignorance involved, that’s about par for the course for these nutjobs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:38:32pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:38:41pm

Regarding PowerBall:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:40:05pm
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mmmirele  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:41:36pm

re: #28 Eclectic Cyborg

“Qanon spiritual leader”

Good god, these people are insane.

The spiritual leader lives four miles due south of my house. Yes, I know where he lives. I like to keeptrack of local nutbars.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:42:17pm

re: #42 The Vicious Babushka

Have you watched the Marvelous Ms. Maisel?

This reminded me.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:42:18pm

re: #76 mmmirele

The spiritual leader lives four miles due south of my house. Yes, I know where he lives. I like to keeptrack of local nutbars.

I don’t blame you. I tend the note the properties around here that I drive by with Confederate and/or Gadsden flags on display.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:42:42pm

re: #77 Stanley Sea

Have you watched the Marvelous Ms. Maisel?

This reminded me.

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:43:33pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:45:18pm

God wants you to buy a PowerBall ticket:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:45:29pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

BBC reporting that Theresa May’s authority “may be ebbing away”.
That tide’s already further out than at Southport beach.

From the Beeb

MPs are awaiting the results of votes on eight different proposals for the future of Brexit.

Options they are considering include leaving without a deal, a customs union and a confirmatory referendum.

They need to be sent to the Confirmatory…

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:45:46pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Oh, so Trump is just playing president.

Just like he played a successful businessman on a stupid reality TV show.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:46:46pm

And now for something totally unrelated: I find myself having difficulty getting the right balance of character development and story progression on my 9/10/01 novel. As the title suggests, the book follows a number of different characters (including two of the terrorists) on the day prior to 9/11.

But I decided early on to NOT use any flashbacks or similar devices because to me that almost felt like cheating. Part of the concept here is that we only have insight into a single day of these peoples lives and its up to the reader to fill in many of the before and after components to the story.

Initially I didn’t think it would be such a challenge to confine everything to a single day but it has proved more daunting than anticipated. I’ve been making progress though and about to crack 100 pages so I’m about halfway to my goal.

Here’s hoping I can hang in there and see this thing through.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:48:33pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:50:04pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:51:37pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:51:47pm

NC gospel singer read in the newspaper that someone had a $1 million Powerball ticket. It was him.

Dockery told lottery officials he intends to “pay off his house,” give some money to his church, and indulge himself with a new guitar.

“I need to make sure I have a good guitar if I’m going to keep singing,” Dockery said in a release.

Dockery had one of seven tickets in the country to win $1 million in last weekend’s Powerball drawing, officials said. He matched numbers for five white balls, beating “odds of one in 11.7 million,” said a release.

The gospel singer said he was glad he followed his gut and didn’t buy more tickets, according to the press release.

“When I saw how much the jackpot was, I almost bought two tickets,” said Dockery in the press release. “But then I figured, if I’m going to win, I only need one.”

I could argue with his innumeracy… but then again, he’s the one with the (after taxes less than a ) million dollars.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:52:15pm

re: #85 Backwoods_Sleuth

[British MPs vote against all alternative Brexit options]

I’m Against It - Groucho and Zeppo Marx - Horse Feathers (1932)

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Stanley Sea  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:53:08pm

re: #79 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

Took me many months to watch. Then I spent a weekend. So cutting. So visual.

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:53:19pm

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

And now for something totally unrelated: I find myself having difficulty getting the right balance of character development and story progression on my 9/10/01 novel. As the title suggests, the book follows a number of different characters (including two of the terrorists) on the day prior to 9/11.

But I decided early on to NOT use any flashbacks or similar devices because to me that almost felt like cheating. Part of the concept here is that we only have insight into a single day of these peoples lives and its up to the reader to fill in many of the before and after components to the story.

Initially I didn’t think it would be such a challenge to confine everything to a single day but it has proved more daunting than anticipated. I’ve been making progress though and about to crack 100 pages so I’m about halfway to my goal.

Here’s hoping I can hang in there and see this thing through.

Take some time off from the project. Clear your head, don’t think about it for a couple days, and then go back fresh.

I find as a graphic artist and also as a drummer that when you get to a frustrating point in your development of your art, you are at a point where you are making a new stride, but it isn’t coming to you and you get into a block.

Walk away and come back and many times you find you now know where to go.

I don’t know why, but it works and in conversing with other artists, it seems many find the same method works. Time to reset is important.

Good luck!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:53:55pm

re: #89 wrenchwench

[Embedded content]

[British MPs vote against all alternative Brexit options]

Benny Hill Theme

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jaunte  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:56:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:57:12pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 2:59:59pm

The likelihood of you winning at PowerBall is proportional to the number of tickets you buy.

You can assure yourself winning $4 by buying 26 plays, each with a different PowerBall (red ball) number. So you pay $52 to win $4. Not a good strategy.

Getting one whiteball pays nothing. Getting two whiteballs correct pays nothing (which is aggravating absurd given that any casino pays out handsomely in an equivalent situation.)

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:05:53pm

re: #95 freetoken

The likelihood of you winning at PowerBall is proportional to the number of tickets you buy.

You can assure yourself winning $4 by buying 26 plays, each with a different PowerBall (red ball) number. So you pay $52 to win $4. Not a good strategy.

Getting one whiteball pays nothing. Getting two whiteballs correct pays nothing (which is aggravating absurd given that any casino pays out handsomely in an equivalent situation.)

Except casinos do not offer a huge payoff that increases every time that no one matches all numbers.

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jamesfirecat  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:07:39pm

re: #60 steve_davis

there are two things I would half-seriously like to see brought back, because it would put an end to a lot of this behavior: torture, and dueling. If you knew your words could get you killed, you’d generally be much more civil. If you knew your actions could eventually get you some time with a guy or gal whose job is to keep you alive as long as possible while inflicting maximum damage, you would probably be more inclined to try to lead a righteous life.

Fuck torture. Fuck anyone who suggests it should ever be government policy, because you can trust me, the justice system is somewhat messed up already (see Manfort’s 3 year verdict) do you really believe that torture wouldn’t end up getting handed out like the death penalty is, disproportionally to those with little political or economic power regardless of the actual crime severity involved?

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:08:14pm

re: #96 Hecuba’s daughter

Except casinos do not offer a huge payoff that increases every time that no one matches all numbers.

Because it’s not a very good way to make money (for the casinos).

A casino stays in business (unless it’s owned by Trump) by making gambling almost worthwhile for the customer.

The only reason the state lotteries have such huge jackpots is because the customer base is huge (in the many millions). Your local casino is probably fishing for profit from only a few hundred thousand likely customers.

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:11:31pm

re: #83 ObserverArt

Oh, so Trump is just playing president.

Just like he played a successful businessman on a stupid reality TV show.

Except - unfortunately - this time we can’t get rid of through bad ratings…

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:12:29pm

re: #74 freetoken

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:12:42pm

Your local casino has to have “loose” slot machines, so if a customer sits in the room they will occasionally hear the bells go off. This is the reinforcement that is needed to keep people coming back.

At the BlackJack table… if the table is full, say 5 people, you will see at least one of them make some money during the night, which reinforces the belief of the others that they can too.

This is how gambling works as a business.

A casino only has to keep a few percent of the money that gets played, in order to be profitable (how did Trump go bankrupt??)

Yet the state lotteries only return less than 50% of the payout, and that is highly weighted towards the top prizes.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:13:48pm

re: #100 Eric The Fruit Bat

I think only 7 jurisdictions allow winners to remain anonymous.

Here in California you can’t even hide behind a trust. If you win an amount that is large enough to make the state treasury print a check, you are public.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:17:35pm

re: #96 Hecuba’s daughter

Except casinos do not offer a huge payoff that increases every time that no one matches all numbers.

They sort of do with games that have progressive jackpots however, there’s always a max, the jackpot can’t just go up indefinitely like in a lottery.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:21:37pm

re: #101 freetoken

A casino only has to keep a few percent of the money that gets played, in order to be profitable (how did Trump go bankrupt??)

In metro Detroit, there are 3 casinos (MGM Grand, Motor City, Greektown) - in the rest of the state, they are all owned/run by Native Americans.

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:22:02pm

I had Photoshop open and in my frustration with all things Trump I wanted to come up with something just because. Here is the result…

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:26:29pm

re: #99 Jay C

Except - unfortunately - this time we can’t get rid of through bad ratings…

We will be allowed to vote him off the island. But they only hold that vote every four years.

Edited

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:27:03pm

re: #101 freetoken

A casino only has to keep a few percent of the money that gets played, in order to be profitable (how did Trump go bankrupt??)

Fundamentally, (AFAICR), through:

1. Treating his casino investments as (abstracted) RE/branding exercises
2. Ignoring the basic economics of the casino business; i.e.:
3. Assuming the “Trump brand” would bring in enough rubes marks business to overcome the negatives of 2.
4. (Probably) over-leveraging said assets so that he ultimately had to bail. (And, of course, rely on the “Trump brand image” to kill the bad PR which the numerous bankruptcies would otherwise entail).

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:28:38pm

re: #107 Jay C

Fundamentally, (AFAICR), through:

1. Treating his casino investments as (abstracted) RE/branding exercises
2. Ignoring the basic economics of the casino business; i.e.:
3. Assuming the “Trump brand” would bring in enough rubes marks business to overcome the negatives of 2.
4. (Probably) over-leveraging said assets so that he ultimately had to bail. (And, of course, rely on the “Trump brand image” to kill the bad PR which the numerous bankruptcies would otherwise entail).

Trying to open a second one near the first one because reasons was stupid.

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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:31:53pm

re: #83 ObserverArt

Oh, so Trump is just playing president.

Just like he played a successful businessman on a stupid reality TV show.

I’ve said for some time that Trump LARP*ed being a business genius on The Apprentice.

*Live-action role playing.

This is usually good for getting a rise out of online Trumpists.

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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:35:08pm

re: #97 jamesfirecat

Fuck torture. Fuck anyone who suggests it should ever be government policy, because you can trust me, the justice system is somewhat messed up already (see Manfort’s 3 year verdict) do you really believe that torture wouldn’t end up getting handed out like the death penalty is, disproportionally to those with little political or economic power regardless of the actual crime severity involved?

Pretty much all of human history confirms this point — torture is always and everywhere a disgrace and cancer, only put into use by evil regimes.

And the US post-9/11 is no exception to this rule.

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:37:36pm

re: #108 Belafon

Trying to open a second one near the first one because reasons was stupid.

Hey! Inescapable logic!*
If one Trump Casino can make X million bucks, then two Trump Casinos are going to make 2X million!
If not more, because all the rubes marks customers at Trump 1 are going to be flocking to Trump 2 to try to recoup their losses! In “elegant” “classy” surroundings, no less!

*well, “logic” by Trump standards…..

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jamesfirecat  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:37:39pm

re: #110 EPR-radar

Pretty much all of human history confirms this point — torture is always and everywhere a disgrace and cancer, only put into use by evil regimes.

And the US post-9/11 is no exception to this rule.

Exactly, it is an inefficient method of getting information (because people will say whatever they think you want them to say just to make the pain stop) and on top of that, what kind of person is going to be able to torture his fellow human beings because his government tells them to? Either they will end up killing themselves out of guilt, or we’ll have empowered a sadist.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:39:24pm

The youth these days are clever:

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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:39:52pm

re: #105 ObserverArt

It’s tough to compress all of the evil, crime and corruption of Trump’s revolting career into sufficiently punchy text/images.

So for the moment I content myself with pure mockery. E.g.:

Do we now have President Asswipe?

Or is it President Buttmunch?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:41:49pm

Parliament is broken. Check out @David_K_Clark’s Tweet:

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:45:31pm

re: #114 EPR-radar

It’s tough to compress all of the evil, crime and corruption of Trump’s revolting career into sufficiently punchy text/images.

So for the moment I content myself with pure mockery. E.g.:

Do we now have President Asswipe?

Or is it President Buttmunch?

I was just going with a designer poster type of thing with the main point being we still have Individual No. 1 to deal with and then tie him to his own known crimes with his family, not even dealing with the crap he has pulled in office.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:45:55pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:46:18pm

re: #115 NO SMOCKING GUN!

The way forward really is just down to this: a no-deal Brexit in a couple of weeks.

The UK will end up being financially troubled, but Labour seems inept in getting enough support in the country to force an election. And a Labour PM will not be able to undo Brexit anyway, after the exit.

So the UK is just going to have to suffer the consequences of their decision.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:50:20pm

re: #115 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Can’t the Queen just say “we are not amused” and revoke Article 50?

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:50:55pm

re: #119 KGxvi

Can’t the Queen just say “we are not amused” and revoke Article 50?

The queen has no legal power.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:51:07pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

Quite the dilemma for Trump… his boy Vlad is flirting with his old boo in Venezuela.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:53:49pm

My own belief about these lotteries is this: follow your heart.

In the end, life is too short to worry about the small bits. Most people gambling like this are older anyway, and in the end whatever money is lost wasn’t going to change fundamentally their lifestyles anyway.

Gambling is a diversion, like so much else that we humans create.

The state lotteries are small compared to what is wagered on sports, the latter is at least twice the former and that is ignoring the international and offshore betting.

The lotteries are terrible returns, for the person who bets. Yet it allows people cheap entertainment compared to many alternatives.

If you want to win by gambling your only real choice is to become a card counter and work the BlackJack tables, until the casino kicks you out.

If you want the thrill of gambling but want something with more skill then play poker.

Everything else is a fantasy, not unlike RPGs or your local S&M club.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:54:19pm

re: #120 Belafon

The queen has no legal power.

I meant that mostly as a joke. But is there an actual law limiting royal prerogative or is it mostly practice/tradition? And wouldn’t this be a case where royal prerogative without advice from the PM would actually make sense?

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 3:58:24pm

For all you accountant types out there:

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:00:31pm

re: #122 freetoken

I enjoy gambling, and made a run at playing poker full time a little more than a decade ago. I didn’t do it the smartest way (I quit a job I hated with no backup plan, hadn’t set up my finances/budget right, and basically just set “fuck it, let’s give it a try”), but did well enough to make it work for a few months. I’ve often thought about doing it again, but haven’t been a financial position to pull it off the right way.

But yeah, your take on gambling is mostly right - it’s entertainment, and if you’re not betting more than you can afford to lose (and/or don’t have an addiction), then just take it as entertainment.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:02:32pm

re: #124 freetoken

So if nobody wins tonight, Saturday will probably hit a billion dollars again? That’s what happened last time it got close to $900m, right?

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BeachDem  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:03:34pm

re: #46 freetoken

It’s like every little faction of UK politics are posturing against each other unto the bitter end:

Rees-Mogg says will back May’s Brexit deal if DUP abstain

the incomparable Tracey Ullman as Rees-Mogg’s “nanny” nails it.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:03:34pm

re: #126 KGxvi

Something like that.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:04:30pm

re: #126 KGxvi

$900M is the Saturday jackpot if no one wins tonight.

This is currently the longest run of no-win jackpots in PowerBall. even the $1B prize in 2017 was done at week 23.

This time the jackpots are rising more slowly. I conjecture that the lotteries are not keeping newbie players since a newbie will almost certainly lose and not come back.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:05:43pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:07:08pm

re: #129 freetoken

$900M is the Saturday jackpot if no one wins tonight.

This is currently the longest run of no-win jackpots in PowerBall. even the $1B prize in 2017 was done at week 23.

This time the jackpots are rising more slowly. I conjecture that the lotteries are not keeping newbie players since a newbie will almost certainly lose and not come back.

Nah I got THE ONE. /////

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:07:12pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:07:35pm

re: #125 KGxvi

I enjoy gambling, and made a run at playing poker full time a little more than a decade ago. I didn’t do it the smartest way (I quit a job I hated with no backup plan, hadn’t set up my finances/budget right, and basically just set “fuck it, let’s give it a try”), but did well enough to make it work for a few months. I’ve often thought about doing it again, but haven’t been a financial position to pull it off the right way.

But yeah, your take on gambling is mostly right - it’s entertainment, and if you’re not betting more than you can afford to lose (and/or don’t have an addiction), then just take it as entertainment.

That’s the way I look at it: entertainment. If we win it will change our lives; if we lose, it has no financial effect on us.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:08:09pm

re: #129 freetoken

$900M is the Saturday jackpot if no one wins tonight.

This is currently the longest run of no-win jackpots in PowerBall. even the $1B prize in 2017 was done at week 23.

This time the jackpots are rising more slowly. I conjecture that the lotteries are not keeping newbie players since a newbie will almost certainly lose and not come back.

That $900m is estimated though. I feel like the Mega and Power that got that high ended up jumping quite a bit when people saw it that big.

I also suspect that you’ll get more players because the prize is so big. I know I don’t tend to get a ticket unless I see it up around $300m or more.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:08:48pm
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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:10:09pm

re: #135 Backwoods_Sleuth

Impeach them all.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:10:37pm

Marvel is doing a movie for Morbius, the Living Vampire. They have Matt Smith as the villain, Loxias Crown. I’m wondering which villain Peter Capaldi will play in a future Marvel story.

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BeachDem  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:11:23pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I found it hard to pay attention while being mesmerized by Meghan’s ridiculous false eyelashes. Jeez.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:13:22pm
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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:13:46pm

re: #137 Belafon

They’re allegedly considering a Blade reboot, so there’s that…

Also, if Capaldi gets a role, that will be four of the five “new” Doctors to be in the MCU.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:15:26pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:16:14pm

Let me modify my earlier comment:

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:17:43pm

ST:TNG tried to explain how the transporters got around uncertainty by claiming there existed a “Heisenberg compensator”.

If only.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:21:19pm

re: #134 KGxvi

That $900m is estimated though. I feel like the Mega and Power that got that high ended up jumping quite a bit when people saw it that big.

They are, from the looks of it, taking into account how slow the sales have been this year.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:22:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:25:15pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:25:17pm

re: #145 Backwoods_Sleuth

She has some very nice cat pics.

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:25:43pm

re: #143 freetoken

ST:TNG tried to explain how the transporters got around uncertainty by claiming there existed a “Heisenberg compensator”.

If only.

I suppose if we understood the uncertainty more, we could develop a way to make it more… certain?

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Dread Pirate Whitebeard  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:28:49pm

John Bolton’s Mustache issues demands.

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MsJ  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:31:02pm

re: #136 KGxvi

Impeach them all.

JAIL them all.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:31:59pm

that’ll kill an appetite

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:33:23pm
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Dread Pirate Whitebeard  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:38:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:43:46pm

re: #151 Backwoods_Sleuth

that’ll kill an appetite

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JFC

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:49:33pm

re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth

JFC

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That lady will need a set of rabies shots after contact with Screwdy!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:52:00pm

oh

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:53:16pm

re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth

Maybe I’m just a bit jaded… but what I see is how the inside crowd (and that includes the tweeter) go to restaurants habitually and drop more on a dinner tab… than what most Americans are able to do.

The streams of digital enlightenment are full of laments about Americans spending $20 on lottery tickets… while the 1% spend $200 on elitist snacks…

It all seems so comedic to me.

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bd (Emergency!)  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:53:18pm

re: #120 Belafon

The queen has no legal power.

That’s what she wants you to think, she has been waiting patiently for 67 years ready to pounce.

//

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:54:19pm

re: #120 Belafon

The queen has no legal power.

I wonder what would happen if Liz spoke out publicly about how messed up this whole thing has been?

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KGxvi  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:54:25pm

re: #149 Dread Pirate Whitebeard

INT. OVAL OFFICE

RED PHONE RINGS. President Trump picks it up.

TRUMP: Vlad, how are…

PUTIN (V.O.): You need to get out of Venezuela. Tonight.

TRUMP: I can’t do that, Vlad. And you really shouldn’t…

PUTIN (V.O.): I wonder if I should give the pee tape to Maddow or Blitzer? First.

PHONE LINE CLICKS.

Trump turns to Bolton and other advisors.

Trump: We are getting out of Venezuela, immediately. I’m tweeting it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:54:56pm

re: #158 bd (Emergency!)

That’s what she wants you to think, she has been waiting patiently for 67 years ready to pounce.

//

RELEASE THE CORGIS!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:57:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 4:58:28pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:02:33pm

re: #55 freetoken

PowerBall beckons tonight… the jackpot is getting back up to where I can label it “real money” again.

Got three quick picks. If I win I’m buying the ski area I work at outright, closing it for two years for big time capital improvements all over the place, then using it as a tax write off and free skiing for all my family and friends forever. Then I’d take the rest of the $700 million or so and give it away to lots of charities and adult toy companies (sports cars, boats, etc.) and buy some land in the Roaring Fork Valley.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:02:37pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:03:36pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

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these are the two bills:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:09:58pm
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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:14:22pm

re: #148 KGxvi

I suppose if we understood the uncertainty more, we could develop a way to make it more… certain?

Alas… no.

What we have discovered so far is that everything is made up of “stuff” which behaves, in the small, not how we humans have evolved to deal with things in the (relatively) large.

Human intuition fails when dealing with scales far beyond our haptic/visual/auditory response.

The uncertainty principle exists in part because “things” in the small do not behave as points. Instead we model them as waves. We keep these models because they work remarkable well, better than anything else we have discovered about the universe (other than general relativity.)

Inevitably all the hidden variable models get stood up by experiment or other thought experiments.

However, uncertainty does not rule out super-determinism. But it does limit out how well we can test that if it truly describes existence.

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Jack Burton  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:15:42pm

re: #120 Belafon

The queen has no legal power.

I thought that the Queen could dissolve the House of Commons and call for a new election still. It hasn’t been done since the 1830s, but to my knowledge is still within the right of the monarch.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:17:22pm

re: #163 Backwoods_Sleuth

Let’s see a photo of her husband.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:17:55pm

re: #169 Jack Burton

I thought that the Queen could dissolve the House of Commons and call for a new election still. It hasn’t been done since the 1830s, but to my knowledge is still within the right of the monarch.

From businessinsider.com:

The Queen has the power to form governments. The Queen previously wielded the power to dissolve Parliament and call a general election, but the Fixed-Term Parliaments Act put an end to that in 2011. Now a two-thirds vote in the commons is required to dissolve Parliament before a five-year fixed-term is up.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:19:47pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:23:23pm

re: #172 Backwoods_Sleuth

Smart dog.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:23:55pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:25:19pm
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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:25:31pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:31:30pm

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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:32:11pm

When I see the title of this thread out of the corner of my eye, I see it as “Colbert: Trump Suddenly Remembers He Needs to Kill Millions of People”

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:33:32pm

re: #177 teleskiguy

PA Amish have some odd names for towns.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:34:31pm

Bevin is having a hissy fit

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:37:03pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:37:50pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bevin is having a hissy fit

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Bevin just wants the people he’s cutting aid for to quietly find a ditch to die in.

Why does everyone always get so mean about standard GOP budget priorities where one GOP donor’s two dozenth yacht is more important than helping dozens of people to stay alive?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:40:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:41:43pm

should be a first class shitshow

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:42:37pm

re: #184 Backwoods_Sleuth

With Hannity it always is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:45:13pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:46:34pm

Oh, it gets more interesting. SFW

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:51:02pm

heh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:56:57pm
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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:58:04pm

re: #176 Belafon

And some people have taken the theme in directions that are why the internet exists:

And one for the laugh:

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nowherenorth2  Mar 27, 2019 • 5:59:46pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

Good.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:00:38pm

re: #187 teleskiguy

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The new farmersonly.com ads are…interesting.

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Dread Pirate Whitebeard  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:04:36pm
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Sufficient unto the day...  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:04:42pm

This is some premium shade.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:15:38pm
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Amory Blaine  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:24:21pm

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:26:13pm

Jesus fuck Fuckface Von Clownstick is talking to Hannity tonight?!? Maybe I should start eating acid everyday.

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:27:44pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:35:23pm

If reincarnation is a thing, I want to be a bird of prey after I die.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:35:37pm

re: #178 EPR-radar

When I see the title of this thread out of the corner of my eye, I see it as “Colbert: Trump Suddenly Remembers He Needs to Kill Millions of People”

My reaction too — because that’s what his policy will eventually do.

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:37:33pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:39:47pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:43:47pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:47:09pm

Just when you think this turd can’t get any worse…

newsweek.com

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:49:56pm
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Barefoot Grin  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:52:30pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:54:08pm

re: #204 Joe Bacon 🌹

Just when you think this turd can’t get any worse…

newsweek.com

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Guess who is polishing his credentials for a future GOP presidential campaign.

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ObserverArt  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:56:57pm

Just got one of those phone calls.

My one older brother passed away from complications due to his advanced Parkinson’s. He was 74.

I haven’t seen him in a few years because he moved back out to Arizona and after I lost my job, I haven’t had the travel time and money to get out there.

His wife said they are not having any service, as he has donated his body to University of Arizona for research. So she said don’t worry about making it out.

We weren’t real close ever, but it all makes me feel terrible not being able to see him for so long.

Damn.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:57:39pm

re: #208 ObserverArt

So sorry, fella. I know how it feels.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:58:01pm

re: #205 goddamnedfrank

That a turning point in the BvS plot was the two heroes both having mothers named Martha was bad enough. Giving them the same mother would have pissed off every comics fan and probably killed the movie completely.

Also, a rich socialite from Gotham City moving to Smallville like Sarah, Plain and Tall would have raised some eyebrows in a farm town, even if she had a cover story and new identity.

Dumb idea. Snyder should be banned from making comics-based movies for life.

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makeitstop  Mar 27, 2019 • 6:59:34pm

Did you guys see Trump’s numbers in this CNN poll? Not good - at this point, only 50% of Republicans are planning to vote for him.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:04:02pm

re: #208 ObserverArt

My sympathies. Even if one hasn’t been close, losing a sibling is always painful.

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plansbandc  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:05:52pm
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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:06:47pm

re: #205 goddamnedfrank

Unless an idea is created, it’s just an idea. Sometimes you throw wild things out because they might have sounded better in your head, and sometimes you throw them out because it might spark others to come up with something you didn’t think of.

I mean, if it hadn’t been for Bobby Ewing waking up from a dream, we wouldn’t have had the ending to Newhart.

I am glad they didn’t go with that idea, though.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:11:11pm

re: #214 Belafon

Sometimes you throw wild things out because they might have sounded better in your head, and sometimes you throw them out because it might spark others to come up with something you didn’t think of.

Sometimes you need the room.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:13:15pm

re: #177 teleskiguy

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I’m calling bullshit. A bunker is not a town, and there are no towns on the Nevada Test Site.

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freetoken  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:16:19pm

No one in line to buy lottery tickets at my local store… unusual.

I think I should graph out PowerBall sales the past few years, showing how the sales have slowed down. It’s not a secret, but I bet almost no one in the public knows that.

And certainly the various media outlets don’t seem to report on it, save for the very rare story.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:18:16pm

re: #211 makeitstop

Did you guys see Trump’s numbers in this CNN poll? Not good - at this point, only 50% of Republicans are planning to vote for him.

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Polls at this point are worthless. As a reminder, in May 1988, Dukakis led Bush by 16 points, and that was in the same year as the election and not in March of the prior year.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:37:24pm

He really, really wants to kill a bunch of people.

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A hollow voice says, Collusion!  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:38:52pm

re: #216 Sionainn, Warrior Mother

I’m calling bullshit. A bunker is not a town, and there are no towns on the Nevada Test Site.

Google maps lists it….

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:39:52pm

re: #219 The Vicious Babushka

His eldest son.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:41:15pm

re: #220 A hollow voice says, Collusion!

Google maps lists it….

I went exploring. You can’t get close to it, or even Mercury, NV, which is south of it. I do like the alien spacecraft thing Google gives you if you try to drop the avatar on the road.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:41:58pm

re: #188 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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“These efforts have proven futile: In 2018 alone, the tower’s leasing brokers, RKF and ARC Real Estate, spoke with at least 77 potential tenants — mostly cafe and restaurant operators — to discuss a potential lease, according to the tax appeal documents. All said no.”

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:43:14pm

If I won tonight’s Powerball, I would buy a house in Toronto.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:44:20pm

re: #224 The Vicious Babushka

If I won tonight’s Powerball, I would buy a house in Toronto.

I would also rebuild my son’s teardown house so that it looks like most of the other McMansions on his block.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:46:05pm

re: #167 Backwoods_Sleuth

My heart fair bleeds for him.

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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:48:48pm

re: #219 The Vicious Babushka

And that is why I have this take on the headline.
Colbert: Trump Suddenly Remembers He Needs to Kill Healthcare for Millions of People

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:50:17pm

re: #208 ObserverArt

I live over 1000 miles from most of my immediate family. I feel for you, I really do.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:51:55pm

re: #224 The Vicious Babushka

If I won tonight’s Powerball, I would buy a house in Toronto.

If my sister and I were the sole winners of the Powerball, I would finally hire an accountant to handle my taxes instead of having an annual meltdown trying to get TurboTax to operate successfully.

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:53:02pm

If I win Powerball Charles gets 10 million dollars.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:55:19pm

Yippee, I baked my first batch of saltines today! Or, as the rest of the world calls it, flatbread. Anywho, yippee!

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2019 • 7:59:41pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bevin is having a hissy fit

You know, you could have a program take words randomly out of the dictionary and it would have more to do with reality.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:01:15pm

Question for any guitar or bass players: Does it just take a bit to get used to the arm positions necessary to play? Specifically, in order to get my arms in the position so that my fingers are reaching all of the strings, my upper left arm really a good stretch. Put your left elbow up against your body, hold your palm up with your arm parallel to the ground, then try to rotate your arm counterclockwise as far as you can. That stretch.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:04:32pm

re: #220 A hollow voice says, Collusion!

Google maps lists it….

It’s a bunker. In the Test Site. That’s not a town, dammit!!!! LOL.

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:06:03pm

re: #222 Belafon

I went exploring. You can’t get close to it, or even Mercury, NV, which is south of it. I do like the alien spacecraft thing Google gives you if you try to drop the avatar on the road.

Yeah! And this! If you can’t even access it, it’s not a town.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:07:10pm

re: #208 ObserverArt

My older sister, Patricia, died in Tucson last year. She was older than me by one year and 11 hours (I was her birthday present). She is survived by six kids, twelve grandchildren, and two very large iguanas. She took me to see Alice Cooper’s band in a Phoenix dive bar in ‘72. Gawd, she was a character, and a wonderfully eccentric sister. :-)

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Sionainn, Warrior Mother  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:07:38pm

And on that note, I’m off to bed and hopefully will get some non-hot flash sleep.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:08:53pm

NTS - Sugar Bunker

Sugar Bunker, located to the left of 5-01 Road in the Nevada Test Site.

The bunker was used for various experiments during the voluntary nuclear testing moratorium (October 31, 1958 - September 15, 1961) implemented by President Dwight D. Eisenhower.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:10:06pm

re: #224 The Vicious Babushka

If I won tonight’s Powerball, I would buy a house in Toronto.

You need to win the Powerball to buy a house in Toronto.

You might be better off somewhere else in the GTA. Our Premier intends to burn Toronto to the ground. We didn’t vote for him and we’re going to pay for that.

Plus his base hates Toronto the same way Trump’s base hates New York and Los Angeles.

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can't think of a decent username  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:11:03pm

re: #210 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

That a turning point in the BvS plot was the two heroes both having mothers named Martha was bad enough. Giving them the same mother would have pissed off every comics fan and probably killed the movie completely.

Also, a rich socialite from Gotham City moving to Smallville like Sarah, Plain and Tall would have raised some eyebrows in a farm town, even if she had a cover story and new identity.

Dumb idea. Snyder should be banned from making comics-based movies for life.

Considering that the three non-Snyder DC movies — Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Shazam — are considered way better movies than anything Snyder made, I suspect he won’t get another crack at them.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:36:40pm

re: #240 can’t think of a decent username

Considering that the three non-Snyder DC movies — Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Shazam — are considered way better movies than anything Snyder made, I suspect he won’t get another crack at them.

Wait!? There’s a Shazam movie? How did I miss that one?

{Checks Wikipedia}

Oh, it’s not out yet. Still I had no idea one was in the works.

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can't think of a decent username  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:37:50pm

re: #241 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

Wait!? There’s a Shazam movie? How did I miss that one?

(looks around nervously)

Did I miss a sarc tag?

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The Ghost of Quesos Past  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:40:13pm

“What We Do In the Shadows” TV series, starring Matt Berry, with both Clement and Waititi involved?

Did I do something right and the universe is rewarding me?

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can't think of a decent username  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:41:51pm

re: #243 The Ghost of Quesos Past

“What We Do In the Shadows” TV series, starring Matt Berry, with both Clement and Waititi involved?

Did I do something right and the universe is rewarding me?

I’d really love to watch that one, but I don’t wanna pay for another streaming service. (Same reason I’m missing out on “Doom Patrol”)

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:42:44pm

I’m watching Paul Feig’s 2013 comedy The Heat, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, and there’s a scene of an FBI confab, and on the wall there’s a large photo of then-FBI head Robert Mueller. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:43:19pm

re: #241 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

Wait!? There’s a Shazam movie? How did I miss that one?

Who’s going to play Gomer and who’s going to play Goober?

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can't think of a decent username  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:45:11pm

re: #241 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

Wait!? There’s a Shazam movie? How did I miss that one?

If you haven’t actually heard of it, here’s the first trailer.

SHAZAM! - Official Teaser Trailer [HD]

Comes out in early April, but early buzz is very positive.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:46:01pm

re: #246 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Who’s going to play Gomer and who’s going to play Goober?

Just the thought of Gomer yelling SHAZAM and turning into Captain Marvel…

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:46:04pm

re: #246 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Who’s going to play Gomer and who’s going to play Goober?

I see what you did there.

Just don’t call DC’s Billy Batson Captain Marvel, or there will be trouble.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:48:00pm

I remember seeing the original Republic Captain Marvel serial as a kid, so cool seeing Captain Marvel actually fly (thanks to the Lydecker Brothers)!

1941 Captain Marvel Movie

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Dread Pirate Whitebeard  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:48:28pm

It’s a good thing Trump built strong bridges with his EU counterparts in the beginning. They know who their friends are. //

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:48:40pm

re: #247 can’t think of a decent username

I’m so old I remember when Shazam! was Captain Marvel.

The coming attraction makes me want to see it.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:50:23pm

re: #247 can’t think of a decent username

If you haven’t actually heard of it, here’s the first trailer.

[Embedded content]

Video

Comes out in early April, but early buzz is very positive.

OK, that’s looks to be fun. Light-hearted, not all gloomy like a Snyder flick.

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The Ghost of Quesos Past  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:50:29pm

It is kinda of funny that Marvel’s Captain Marvel and DC’s No-Longer-Captain-Marvel-Because-Lawsuit had movies come out so close to one another.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:52:09pm

re: #252 De Kolta Chair

I’m so old I remember when Shazam was Captain Marvel.

The coming attraction makes me want to see it.

It’s one of those countless copyright/trademark issues created by competing interests holding rights to different parts of the original intellectual property. See also, Spider-Man and Star Trek.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:56:07pm

re: #255 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

Give it a year, and Disney will own it all!

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:56:09pm

re: #251 Dread Pirate Whitebeard

China is investing (and potentially saddling its partners with massive debts) all over the globe, as part of its Belt and Road Initiative. If Clinton — or anyone else with a brain — were in the White House, the USA would be trying to counter China’s expansionism with comparable efforts. Instead, we have an isolationist, mercantilist White House that’s more than willing to cede American influence over to China and Russia.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:57:35pm

re: #256 De Kolta Chair

Give it a year, and Disney will own it all!

Probably we’ll end up with a crossover of The Incredibles with the Avengers and Justice League.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 27, 2019 • 8:59:36pm

re: #258 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

In the mid-1980’s, I did some freelance paste-up for D.C., and I probably could’ve bought the company then for $35 and change.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:06:57pm

re: #259 De Kolta Chair

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In the mid-1980’s, I did some freelance paste-up for D.C., and I probably could’ve bought the company then for $35 and change.

Comics publishers had a hard time back then, just like their decline during the early 1950s. It’s a wonder DC and Marvel survived long enough to be bought up by larger concerns, who may have finally realized what a gold mine of movie and TV concepts they were.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:08:15pm

re: #260 wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam

Marvel filed for bankruptcy in the 90s. That helped a lot.

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uriel  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:11:22pm

re: #60 steve_davis

there are two things I would half-seriously like to see brought back, because it would put an end to a lot of this behavior: torture, and dueling.

That seems a bit extreme. My personal solution has always been the slapping police- get some smarter ex-pro-wrestler types (like Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, Beth Phonex, etc.) train them up on the detection of tomfoolery. Then turn them loose on the streets with the mission to search out those getting up to nonsense, and whap them on the back of the head while shouting “Stop it, ya goof!”

I think it would do wonders for the public discourse.

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uriel  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:16:18pm

re: #60 steve_davis

re: #247 can’t think of a decent username

Comes out in early April, but early buzz is very positive.

Man, I really hope I’m wrong, but I just can’t see how that is going to be anything less than awful.

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Belafon  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:19:23pm

re: #263 uriel

Man, I really hope I’m wrong, but I just can’t see how that is going to be anything less than awful.

Some friends of my wife have seen it and they said it was good.

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teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:21:27pm

re: #60 steve_davis

No. Fuck this bullshit.

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uriel  Mar 27, 2019 • 9:36:22pm

re: #264 Belafon

Well, I’m going to try to go in with a fresh eye- but for some reason, the trailers rub me the wrong way.

But, at least it ain’t Snyder. So there’s that.

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sagehen  Mar 27, 2019 • 10:15:43pm

re: #245 De Kolta Chair

I’m watching Paul Feig’s 2013 comedy The Heat, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, and there’s a scene of an FBI confab, and on the wall there’s a large photo of then-FBI head Robert Mueller. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There’s a silly time-travel show on Hulu called Future Man; when he visits his childhood home in the early 90’s, the idol/hero posters on his bedroom wall are Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  Mar 28, 2019 • 5:39:36am

re: #267 sagehen

There’s a silly time-travel show on Hulu called Future Man; when he visits his childhood home in the early 90’s, the idol/hero posters on his bedroom wall are Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson.

I get the irony of the personalities who later are tarnished goods but in all actually in the early 90’s they should have been Boys 2 Men, Eddie Murphy, and Michael Jordan. It bothers me when they get things wrong like that in movies.


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