Song for the Times: Joe Bonamassa, “Going Down” [VIDEO]

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:05:47pm

Yeah, the “economic insecurity” of the MAGA bunch is on full display in this hashtag:

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:08:58pm

A while back, The Economist magazine managed to describe the pathology of the entire right-wing in America thusly:

“Some how they seem convinced that the greatest possible threat to America is that somewhere, a black person is getting government benefits over and above what they are entitled to. They are willing to destroy the entire country rather than allow that to continue.

“Whether this entails them denying themselves or their families these same benefits seems not to occur to them, or if it does, they trust in their white privilege to see them through.”

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:09:05pm

I’m getting better, but it’s getting harder to keep sane. The death rate is still going up and assholes are talking about getting back to work. Our world is run by idiots who pride themselves are ignorance. Must of us our going to get through this, but at what cost?

I think I’m going to have to wait for the debates for anyone to call trump a liar to his face. Not sure if it’s what the country needs, but it’s what I want. One person to call trump a liar to his face.

Until then, I’m doing my best to get healthier and keep sane.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:10:43pm

We have historically let traitors off easy in this country, to the great cost of innocent people in the case of the Confederates, a cost that we are still paying to this day.
During World War II, the fanatically anti-FDR Chicago Tribune actually gave away the secret of the broken Japanese naval code, and largely got away with it. This was because the government thought the enemy might have missed the story while a noisy prosecution would surely alert them. Turned out they were right, the story had appeared on a back page shortly after the Battle of Midway. There have been very few prosecutions for treason over the nation’s history though.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:11:17pm

Biden - Newsom 2020

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:11:24pm

re: #3 I Would Prefer Not To

I’m getting better, but it’s getting harder to keep sane. The death rate is still going up and assholes are talking about getting back to work. Our world is run by idiots who pride themselves are ignorance. Must of us our going to get through this, but at what cost?

Yeah, that’s what I’m trying to wrap my head around. What is the world after this going to look like? Are we going to just throw this down the Memory Hole and pretend? Or is there going to be some repercussions that we can’t possibly know yet?

If the Black Death caused the elites to have to share their wealth a bit, and changed the balance of power between them and the commoners they exploited, what could that mean for us.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:13:53pm

re: #5 Dread Pirate

Biden - Newsom 2020

I’ll admit it: I’m a fan.

I met Gavin at a Los Angeles Book Expo about 4 years ago, and was utterly charmed. He told a story about how an employee had caused a catastrophic mess at his family’s hotel, and despite loud calls to fire the guy, instead gave him an award. Because the guy had tried to solve a problem.

The solution didn’t work, but at least the employee didn’t sit on his ass. He actually tried to do something.

Risk tolerance. Compassion. A sense of humor.

You can do a lot with that as raw materials.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:14:26pm

re: #5 Dread Pirate

Biden - Newsom 2020

Hey now we need that guy around here. :-)

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:15:02pm

re: #8 Rightwingconspirator

Hey now we need that guy around here. :-)

That’s how I feel about Kamala.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:15:28pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:16:20pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

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I don’t recall any mention of Covid-19 in the SOTU.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:16:59pm

re: #2 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

It makes sense if you imagine that money is some kind of objective measure of worth.

(As opposed to, you know, something completely made up to act as an medium of exchange.)

If you believe the latter, then it’s wrong to demand more pay for yourself, because if you get it’s not really about merit; it’s not a measure of your worth. And it’s wrong if the government makes your employer pay you more for the same reason.

And the greatest sin is stating aloud that money is less important than human life or human dignity…or implying this by suggesting that there should be systems in place to help people afford life and dignity. It’s offensive, an upending of the world.

Now if you want to understand this exact cultural moment…take what I just said and merge that idea with the concept of an omnipotent Christian God that rewards and punishes relative to his own mysterious metrics.

The Prosperity Gospel isn’t a suprising development; it’s the natural merger of the two strongest cults in the USA.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:16:59pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

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Jesus H. Fucking Christ, that’s some SERIOUS revisionist history.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:17:09pm

I don’t recall the SOTU either. I must have drank.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:17:14pm

re: #5 Dread Pirate

Biden - Newsom 2020

He said he is going to pick a woman.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:18:11pm

re: #15 I Would Prefer Not To

He said he is going to pick a woman.

It’s California, we can change his sex.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:18:19pm

The quilters of Gee’s Bend are legendary folk artists. (One famously turned all of her dead husband’s clothing into a single quilt.) They have found a new task:

The Famed Quilters of Gee’s Bend Are Using Their Sewing Skills to Make a Face Mask for Every Citizen in Their Small Alabama Town
news.artnet.com

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:18:31pm

So it’s all on Nancy, because she ripped up some paper and not on the guy who called it a hoax and didn’t bother to learn any of the science. Got it.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:19:05pm

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:20:47pm

re: #14 Dread Pirate

I don’t recall the SOTU either. I must have drank.

So did Trump.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:22:43pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

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I found the following single paragraph in the SOTU transcript on coronavirus:

“Protecting Americans’ health also means fighting infectious diseases. We are coordinating with the Chinese government and working closely together on the coronavirus outbreak in China. My administration will take all necessary steps to safeguard our citizens from this threat.”

Seems like a very detailed plan ///

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:23:42pm

re: #21 Hecuba’s daughter

I found the following single paragraph in the SOTU transcript on coronavirus:

Seems like a very detailed plan ///

Okay, so the quote is “accurate, but misleading”. Interesting.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:24:29pm

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:25:24pm

re: #23 Patricia Kayden

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The fact that this was the first March in 18 years without a school shooting was what did it for me.

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Semper Fi  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:30:16pm

re: #24 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The fact that this was the first March in 18 years without a school shooting was what did it for me.

Your comment needs national attention by the media.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:32:32pm

re: #25 Semper Fi

If that is true, your comment needs national attention by the media.

It needs attribution - I saw it on Facebook, veracity may vary. I’ll do what I can.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:33:47pm

Blood donation done. Why is the finger prick always the worst part in terms of pain? That sucker hurts.

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Semper Fi  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:35:03pm

re: #27 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Blood donation done. Why is the finger prick always the worst part in terms of pain? That sucker hurts.

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:35:10pm

re: #27 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Blood donation done. Why is the finger prick always the worst part in terms of pain? That sucker hurts.

Fingertips are the most sensitive patch of skin on the body. It makes logical sense, when you think about it; we use our fingers to feel literally all the things.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:38:07pm

re: #12 The Ghost of a Flea

Then again, most of these folks also believe they’re underpaid…and unappreciated…precisely because there is a vast conspiracy of Unworthy People siphoning the cash away: Poorer people who deserve to suffer because they want more than they’re worth, not wealthy people who factually siphon up wealth. The latter are Better People; it is known.

When we look at this latest round of “open the economy” it’s necessary to read these background assumptions, the language that describes their worldview.

Covid deaths are just being integrated into an existing framework. It’s heroic to risk death for a paycheck because that paycheck is your confirmation that you have worth, materially and spiritually. People that suggest a paycheck isn’t worth death are offensive, upending the natural order. Derivative risk—everybody else getting sick—is necessary, because money is the basis of the natural order, and without jobs noone’s earning and thus we can’t confirm the natural order. It’s better that people die…and most people that die will in some way deserve it, because they can’t work or don’t believe in Work as sacrament…than to upend the hierarchy.

And when members of the Cult of Work die, it will be because someone they view as an inferior was part of a conspiracy to make life harder. Wealthy people that make the most money and take the least risk from reopening businesses can’t be to blame, because their success means they must be a better person.

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Patricia Kayden  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:38:15pm

re: #21 Hecuba’s daughter

So in his SOTU, Trump talks about working with China but yesterday he sanctioned the W.H.O. for supposedly taking China’s Coronavirus claims at face value. He’s so consistent. /s

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:39:44pm

re: #27 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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makeitstop  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:53:05pm

Wasn’t he bragging today about people getting big beautiful checks with his name on them?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:54:23pm

re: #18 I Would Prefer Not To

So it’s all on Nancy, because she ripped up some paper and not on the guy who called it a hoax and didn’t bother to learn any of the science. Got it.

And held rallies and golfed throughout February.

Fuck him.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:54:54pm

re: #29 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Fingertips are the most sensitive patch of skin on the body. It makes logical sense, when you think about it; we use our fingers to feel literally all the things.

They do the prick on the side these days, right close to the edge where the finger nail comes in and it STILL HURTS if I touch it the wrong way.

I got purple flex tape and three cookies as my reward. I don’t qualify for double red blood cell donations but I might look into platelets when they next start recruiting.

Also went by Home Depot beforehand. They’re limiting customers in the store, but I was able to get in before they closed and grabbed the things I need to repair the hole in the sprinkler system.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:56:37pm

re: #35 klys (maker of Silmarils)

My best friend works in construction. He’s semi-voluntarily had the last 4 weeks off - “semi-voluntarily” because he hasn’t bothered to call his boss to ask for work, but there obviously hasn’t been work enough for his boss to call him in. I told him, “Well, to be honest, these days, most home improvement projects people are doing themselves. Construction work is probably mostly left to emergencies or fixing amateur fuckups.”

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jaunte  Apr 15, 2020 • 7:57:43pm

re: #32 The Ghost of a Flea

This is apparently why I can walk around for hours bleeding from the shins without knowing until my wife get grossed out.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:00:45pm

re: #36 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

My best friend works in construction. He’s semi-voluntarily had the last 4 weeks off - “semi-voluntarily” because he hasn’t bothered to call his boss to ask for work, but there obviously hasn’t been work enough for his boss to call him in. I told him, “Well, to be honest, these days, most home improvement projects people are doing themselves. Construction work is probably mostly left to emergencies or fixing amateur fuckups.”

Around here construction is allowed to continue under very limited conditions. (Some of the bigger home builders threw a fit because one of the allowed conditions is “affordable housing is being built on the site” and most of them prefer to fund that elsewhere. I admit to a bit of karmic glee over that one.)

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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:02:57pm

The greatest GIF of all

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retired cynic  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:04:43pm

re: #38 klys (maker of Silmarils)

My ‘son’ is working in construction privately. He just finished a front porch for his inlaws, and is starting a remodel of his sister’s house. When the weather firms up, he has to do my roof. His youngest son is out of school, so he is learning at the side of his father. And growing. Son of a gun, he grew six inches in a couple of weeks, I swear!

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:05:07pm

I type and post fast and thus accept a certain level of typos, but it drives me bugfuck when I reverse “former” and “latter.”

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bratwurst  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:05:17pm

As someone who is at an elevated risk, let me put it out there that I am not okay with sacrificing my life for a better economy. I am selfish like that.

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stpaulbear  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:06:18pm

re: #36 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I need to call a local landscape supply company to see if they can do some work at my place. Last fall, my sewer line to the street was replaced. They dug a large trench to place the new pipe, and when they backfilled it, they mixed the topsoil in with all of the rock that’s just below the surface in this neighborhood so the new surface is 99% stone. I need someone to remove the top 3-4 inches of rock and replace it with topsoil. Should only take a couple guys a day, and I think it’s possible to socially distance while doing it. I don’t know if they’re allowed to do it under the MN stay-at-home rules.

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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:07:13pm
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jaunte  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:08:53pm
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retired cynic  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:09:09pm

re: #44 gocart mozart

I think it is enjoying knowing the dogs are watching, and can’t get to it. Obviously, critters are smart!

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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:10:07pm
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sagehen  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:13:27pm

re: #29 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Fingertips are the most sensitive patch of skin on the body the parts of the body that aren’t covered by clothes. It makes logical sense, when you think about it; we use our fingers to feel literally all the things.

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BigPapa  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:17:04pm

re: #47 gocart mozart

I predict that will be an underrated tweet.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:18:57pm

re: #47 gocart mozart

Drinking alcohol can make coronavirus worse, WHO says, recommending restricted access

Drinking is what keeps me out of the public areas. That, several trespass notices.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:20:01pm

re: #364 NetworkKed

Yeah, I’m still using the “snipping tool” which is the older version still in Windows 10… unless a recent patch removed it. Haven’t looked at “snip and sketch” yet.

The other trick in Windows is simply the print screen key on you keyboard - it sends the entire display output to the clipboard. …this is less helpful because it’s the ENTIRE display output, even if you have multiple monitors, and you’ll inevitably need to edit it down.

If you only want to capture the current window that you are in, press ALT-Prnt Scrn and ctrl-v that into Paint (or whatnot).

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:24:49pm

re: #51 Odie Hugh Manatee

If you only want to capture the current window that you are in, press ALT-Prnt Scrn and ctrl-v that into Paint (or whatnot).

I never knew much of this because the old snipping tool was so easy to use. It would show the snip in its window and ask you where you wanted to save it. Nothing to it. It was apparently removed by an “update” some time in 2018. Now we have these idiocrat procedures.

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mmmirele  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:26:23pm

re: #29 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Fingertips are the most sensitive patch of skin on the body. It makes logical sense, when you think about it; we use our fingers to feel literally all the things.

That’s why diabetics are told to use the lancet on the sides of the fingers rather than on the tip when checking blood sugar. Repeated lancing over time tends to dull the nerves, especially since lancing is usually followed by squeezing to get enough blood for testing. (Except on the rare occasion where you hit a spot that spurts immediately, just spreading blood everywhere, which is just useless.) Also, using the sides of the fingers gives you more places to use for lancing and sample collection.You’re supposed to rotate your collection points too.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:27:14pm

re: #51 Odie Hugh Manatee

If you only want to capture the current window that you are in, press ALT-Prnt Scrn and ctrl-v that into Paint (or whatnot).

I like the Lightshot app for Windows and Mac OS. Hit print screen to choose where on the desktop to capture. It does copy/save and copy/upload to url link.

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DodgerFan1988  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:29:10pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:30:36pm
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Odie Hugh Manatee  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:32:42pm

re: #54 Dread Pirate

I like the Lightshot app for Windows and Mac OS. Hit print screen to choose where on the desktop to capture. It does copy/save and copy/upload to url link.

One of the things I like about old school is that an app isn’t needed for that.

Now get off my lawn! ;)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:34:06pm

OMG, This article.

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BigPapa  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:39:08pm

re: #55 DodgerFan1988

Somebody posting links to Asian articles sourced from Chinese state TV in late December:

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:40:24pm

re: #59 BigPapa

Somebody posting links to Asian articles sourced from Chinese state TV in late December:

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Flash? People still put that on their computers?

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:40:41pm

What did it say?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:42:21pm

I just saw a notification that the NSC is looking into COVID19 being manufactured in a lab.

Because sure, why not. Never waste a good conspiracy theory.

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William Lewis  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:44:18pm

re: #62 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I just saw a notification that the NSC is looking into COVID19 being manufactured in a lab.

Because sure, why not. Never waste a good conspiracy theory.

And If you say you have “top men” working on it that’ll keep them happy ☺

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:46:38pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:46:49pm

re: #44 gocart mozart

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The burning question!

Did Mr. Groundhog first eat the pineapple chunks on the pizza?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:48:30pm

re: #53 mmmirele

That’s why diabetics are told to use the lancet on the sides of the fingers rather than on the tip when checking blood sugar. Repeated lancing over time tends to dull the nerves, especially since lancing is usually followed by squeezing to get enough blood for testing. (Except on the rare occasion where you hit a spot that spurts immediately, just spreading blood everywhere, which is just useless.) Also, using the sides of the fingers gives you more places to use for lancing and sample collection.You’re supposed to rotate your collection points too.

If you continually prick the same place a callous forms on the spot.

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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:51:12pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:53:47pm

re: #66 Joe Bacon 🌹

If you continually prick the same place a callous forms on the spot.

I remember blood lab in physiology in 1972. I had multiple punctures in all fingers by the end. I’m very good at pricking my own finger. In the beginning it’s hard not to flinch a bit doing it to yourself. I typed my blood A+, not encouraging in the face of Covid-19.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:56:47pm

re: #62 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I just saw a notification that the NSC is looking into COVID19 being manufactured in a lab.

Because sure, why not. Never waste a good conspiracy theory.

A Republican friend who’s not crazy (not a Trump fan, but money uber alles) posted an opinion piece from the Washington Post that alleges that a Wuhan lab was studying existing bat viruses but with insufficient security; we were considering helping them out but that never progressed (article does not say why). So in this scenario, nothing manufactured, but insufficient safety protocol allowed the disease to escape into the community. Maybe like the Outbreak scenario where Kevin Spacey is infected by accident? But who knows?

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:57:03pm

Uncovering Operation NEPTUN, the Cold War’s Most Daring Disinformation Campaign

Rumored Nazi treasure, a dark Bohemian lake, an unsuspecting TV crew—and a brilliant spy to put it all together.

The author, Thomas Rio, is an expert on Eastern bloc disinformation, both current and historical. In 2017, he testified to the Senate Intelligence Committee about Russian election interference. Anyone who knows this history can have no doubt at all that Trump is a Russian stooge, as are thousands of Republicans and Libertarians, and a few legacy leftists, and that his handling of the Coronavirus is sabotage with genocidal intent. I hope President Biden will have the guts to follow through on this. Given the unprecedented gravity of the situation, I really think he should step aside in favor of Andrew Cuomo.

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sagehen  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:02:42pm

re: #69 Hecuba’s daughter

A Republican friend who’s not crazy (not a Trump fan, but money uber alles) posted an opinion piece from the Washington Post that alleges that a Wuhan lab was studying existing bat viruses but with insufficient security; we were considering helping them out but that never progressed (article does not say why).

The “why” is that Trump closed the office and recalled the American researchers who were there to help.

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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:03:12pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:07:14pm
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Belafon  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:10:17pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:13:31pm

re: #72 gocart mozart

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So this is why Dennis Miller is trending on Twitter. Asshole is still hoping to get that gig in Branson…at the Yakov Smirnoff Theater…

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:15:17pm

re: #73 gocart mozart

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danarchy  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:16:35pm

re: #74 Belafon

The coronavirus did not escape from a lab. Here’s how we know.

So that article is all about how it is not an engineered virus. I don’t think the wapo article makes that claim. Just that it was a natural virus being studied and there was a failure of safety protocols.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:20:44pm

Thread. What happened in Michigan today is organized disinformation towards the goal of “passive eugenics” (or negligent genocide, if you will).

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:29:27pm

More on eugenics:

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:29:30pm

From Wash Post. Never thought I see this in my lifetime.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:32:21pm

The Federalist:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:32:33pm

re: #47 gocart mozart

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:37:56pm

re: #73 gocart mozart

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:39:41pm
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Belafon  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:40:08pm

I know Trump is a major reason this is happening, but getting all the lse people together still wouldn’t be possible if Biden wasn’t good at building coalitions.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:40:59pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:44:30pm

re: #85 Belafon

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I know Trump is a major reason this is happening, but getting all the lse people together still wouldn’t be possible if Biden wasn’t good at building coalitions.

Well, he did learn from one of the best.

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EPR-radar  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:47:45pm

re: #73 gocart mozart

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Soviet women’s fashion designer.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:49:53pm

re: #81 Sherlock Hound

The Federalist:

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Prepare for war.

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Kilroy was here  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:54:30pm

re: #73 gocart mozart


Tonight secret guess on where are they Now!

((Tonight mystery guess: Pugsley Adams))

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DodgerFan1988  Apr 15, 2020 • 9:59:35pm

Faux News bad for your health.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:01:20pm

You first, Laura!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:01:37pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:08:00pm

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Citizen K  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:13:08pm

So, this is a thing.

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CleverToad  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:17:34pm

Shamelessly borrowed from a repost on Facebook, so alas, I do not know the author personally. I salute them, however, with seam ripper in hand.
Riqui Gardner
April 13 at 1:33 PM
Hey, y’all -

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you DO NOT SEW and you have hit up a Stitch Bitch for a mask …

1. 1/4” elastic has now become Unobtainium. You’re going to have to settle for ties or hair elastic or some other “make do”

2. Bias tape takes forever and a fuck to do by hand AND you get to give yourself at least 10 2nd degree burns - 1 for every finger and 2 left over because we’re so tired we actually FORGET THE IRON IS HOT.

3. FABRIC STORES ARE CLOSED! You get the colors/patterns we have in stock. Now, since by nature, we hoard fabric like dragons hoard gold, there is generally a decent selection BUT if you are wanting Lisa Frank Unicorn print or aubergine houndstooth, well, suck it up. This is what we have and NO ONE is going to weave you a custom fabric right now.

4. Most of the solid fabrics are gone. Sorry. SOME are ordering flat sheets from a big box store and cutting THAT down to make yardage but your choices are pretty much white, cream, brown, 2 shades of blue, or grey. Black sold out long ago. Also, since it is not deemed essential, delivery is like 2-3 weeks.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT COST. Fabric is NOT cheap. Seriously, like low end $8 a yard, high end $24 a yard. It takes a GOOD sewciopath 25 minutes to make one mask. $7-$10 is not even MINIMUM WAGE for a mask and materials.

6. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT DELIVERY TIME. You have NO idea how long it takes to make 50 masks, 100 masks, 400 masks, and that is what the requests are looking like because for every one person you know who sews, 500 do not sew and want not just 1 mask but 2-4 masks for everyone in their household. STFU and get in line - we are NOT industrial machines; we’re human beings doing all the same life stuff YOU ARE and trying to mass produce freaking face masks.

7. All y’all thought is was so funny to snicker at the hobby sewists - the ones who learned from previous generations of women and kept the skill ALIVE. “Oh how quaint,” “You know you can buy it cheaper,” “Aren’t you a feminist? Isn’t this like ‘woman’s work’ to keep you tied to the home or something?” I think some of you need to step up with an apology or two.

Remember that meme last year about how if you don’t have crafters and seamstresses on your Zombie Apocalypse team, you’re running around fighting monsters naked?

You thought we were joking, didn’t ya?”

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Targetpractice  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:19:09pm

re: #91 DodgerFan1988

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Faux News bad for your health.

Many were also willing to bite into Tide Pods. That’s not proof of anything other than some are born without the common sense that God gave the lemming.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:33:01pm
The only hospital in Grand Island, Neb., is full. The mayor has asked for a statewide stay-at-home order that the GOP governor insists isn’t needed. More than one-third of those tested for coronavirus in the surrounding county are positive — and there aren’t enough tests to go around.

Grand Island is the fourth-biggest city in a state President Donald Trump and his top health officials repeatedly name check for keeping the virus at bay without the strict lockdowns 42 other states have imposed.

Except that new cases there and in Iowa, South Dakota and other parts of the heartland are starting to spike, raising concern about new hot spots that could quash Trump’s push to reopen the economy and extend the public health crisis well into the summer.

Trump and red state governors for weeks have fairly bragged about how large parts of the farm belt have escaped the ravages of the virus without the enforced shelter-in-place policies common on both coasts. It’s still unclear whether the states actually “flattened the curve,” or if the virus just reached there later. But now, cases are erupting, threatening a local population that doesn’t always have easy access to the same health care as more urban areas. And the outbreaks are striking the heart of the nation’s farming and meatpacking industry, potentially disrupting the national distribution of food as meat processing plants close down and truckers who move food across the country are sidelined by illness.

politico.com

I can’t recall which Lizard here pointed out that COVID-19 will spread through rural America like wildfire - one truck stop at a time. But looks like they were right.

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mmmirele  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:41:14pm

re: #88 EPR-radar

Soviet women’s fashion designer.

Which of course prompts me to resurrect this old chestnut from US TV during the waning years of the Soviet Union.

Wendy’s - Soviet Fashion Show (1985, USA)

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:47:08pm

More COVID-19 fallout:

Smithfield Foods Inc. said it would close two more pork-processing plants because of the coronavirus pandemic, reducing meat supplies for grocery stores and deepening challenges for farmers.

The top U.S. pork processor said it would close plants in Wisconsin and Missouri later this week, after announcing Sunday the shutdown of its Sioux Falls, S.D., plant, one of the industry’s biggest. Smithfield said that employees at all three plants have tested positive for the coronavirus and that the Missouri plant needed pork supplies from the South Dakota facility to operate.

marketwatch.com

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Targetpractice  Apr 15, 2020 • 10:50:54pm

re: #100 Dr Lizardo

More COVID-19 fallout:

marketwatch.com

Well, obviously the answer is to force those companies to reopen, because eventually herd immunity will set in and then life will go back to normal.

/////

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Jason Munro  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:07:27pm

Did a “music share” with my eldest recently (basically, “have you heard of this” ping-pong), and she turned me onto Sigrid. Not-exactly-new Norwegian pop music but what a singer. I can’t quite get enough of High Five.

Sigrid - High Five (Official Video)

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Dread Pirate  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:14:37pm

re: #101 Targetpractice

Well, obviously the answer is to force those companies to reopen, because eventually herd immunity will set in and then life will go back to normal.

/////

…of course we won’t reach herd immunity until there are 100,000,000 dead. That’s just the math, many will choose to ignore it.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:15:06pm

Potentially major news out of Texas - and if true, we can certainly expect the Texas GOP (and possibly the national GOP) to fight this one to the bitter end.

Texas must let any registered voter afraid of catching the coronavirus vote by mail in upcoming elections, a state court in Austin ordered Tuesday, according to the American Civil Liberties Union.

The bench ruling by Travis County District Judge Tim Sulak came hours after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican, stated that voters without physical conditions or illnesses that prevent their voting at the polls will be denied mail-in ballots.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican, attacked the ruling as an unlawful expansion of mail-in voting privileges that will “only serve to undermine the security and integrity of our elections and facilitate fraud.” He reiterated that mail-in ballots are not available to “perfectly healthy” voters who fear catching the coronavirus at the polls.

Sulak’s ruling, which is not yet publicly available, sets up yet another showdown between Texas’s Republican political leadership and civil-rights groups. The fight will undoubtedly draw the attention of President Donald Trump, who has expressed displeasure with mail-in ballots, believing them to be a source of voter fraud.

bloomberg.com

If the GOP loses Texas, they’re pretty much finished at the national level; they’ll become a regional party of the Deep South and the intermountain/rural West and some parts of the Rust Belt.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:21:33pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:25:18pm

re: #1 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Yeah, the “economic insecurity” of the MAGA bunch is on full display in this hashtag:

I grew up in the Industrial Midwest in the golden age, back when any high school-educated white guy could get a factory job, work at it long enough and afford a house, a car and put his kids through (state) college on his wages while his wife stayed at home.

And they were racist pricks back then, too.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:27:23pm

re: #24 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The fact that this was the first March in 18 years without a school shooting was what did it for me.

For that, there was nearly one mass shooting per day in March, just none of them in a school.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 15, 2020 • 11:30:27pm

re: #41 The Ghost of a Flea

I type and post fast and thus accept a certain level of typos, but it drives me bugfuck when I reverse “former” and “latter.”

It’s bad luck to walk under a latter…

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:01:34am

The Death of Stalin just turned up on Netflix, and I’m assigning you all the task of watching it.

It’s so damn good.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:18:56am

re: #106 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I grew up in the Industrial Midwest in the golden age, back when any high school-educated white guy could get a factory job, work at it long enough and afford a house, a car and put his kids through (state) college on his wages while his wife stayed at home.

And they were racist pricks back then, too.

Well I wasn’t much of a racist prick, but I was just a high school graduate. I took a city job in the late 80s where you could still do well until the Bush crash. As a result city workers lost a good amount of salary and benefits gains but can still raise a family on a single income. It just takes a tighter belt. I’ve been disabled retired since 2012 so I don’t know how they have fared since then, but it’s still a secure job with fairly decent benefits. Somehow I still put two girls through community college, then paying for their junior year at U.C. Berkeley and Mills College respectively. They got their senior year paid for by the State of California because of their now considered “independent age” and not having the income to afford tuition. California has been very good to me, the US has been just ‘meh’. I still intend to die a loyal subject of Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:20:48am

re: #108 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

It’s bad luck to walk under a latter…

We really need a ‘friendly down-ding’ for bad puns like that.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:24:22am

Can we call a Code Red on him?

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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:43:09am

re: #112 Dread Pirate

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Can we call a Code Red on him?

Trump-connected family astroturfs a “protest” over people not being able to buy seeds or take their buddies out on their power boat, and the BSAB asswipe ignores the ridiculousness of it all and how the asshole “protestors” deliberately blocked ambulances from bringing patients into a hospital…to suggest that the female Dem governor who’s on the short list of possible VP picks “went too far.”

There’s no bad take like a Chris Cillizza bad take.

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Ace-o-aces  Apr 16, 2020 • 12:49:34am

Been thinking a lot about this scene lately:

Londo Mollari Technomage Prophecy

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:05:38am

hi.

My muscles still ache and I feel like crap, how are you?

Winter weather advisory has been upgraded to a Winter Storm Warning. I guess we’ll stay home, unlike a common wingnut in Lansing, Michigan:

…WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING
TO 6 PM MDT THURSDAY…

* WHAT…Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 5 to 10
inches. Northeast winds up to 35 mph will create areas of
drifting snow and some blowing snow.

* WHERE…Southern Nebraska Panhandle to include Scottsbluff,
Kimball, Sidney. Southeast Wyoming plains to include Cheyenne,
Torrington and Wheatland. Lower elevations west of the Laramie
Range to include Muddy Gap, Rawlins, and Elk Mountain.

* WHEN…From 6 PM this evening to 6 PM MDT Thursday.

* IMPACTS…Travel could be very difficult to impossible this
evening through Friday morning. Plan on travel delays and snow
covered roads. Strong winds creating drifting snow and poor
visibility at times.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:09:14am

The roofer stopped by yesterday afternoon to pick up his payment for the roofing job on Good Friday. All that’s left is to turn over the final bill to the insurance company and find out if they want to send an adjuster out to prove we have a new roof.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:20:11am

re: #114 Ace-o-aces

Who is the actor who plays the Technomage? He’s extremely familiar, especially his voice.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:28:26am
Panhandle Public Health District officials announced five new cases of the coronavirus Tuesday, including two that are tied to long-term care facilities.

Officials confirmed the first positive for COVID-19 in Morrill County, a woman in her 70s.

One new case has been announced in Cheyenne County, bringing the total cases there to three. The new case involves a man in his 60s. On Wednesday, Sidney Regional Medical Center confirmed that the case involved a resident at its facility. The resident had been screened after having suffered a sore throat. The resident’s roommate tested negative and family members have been notified. Both the resident and roommate were transferred to the hospital’s COVID unit, according to a press release.

(more)

Additionally, a staff member at the Western Nebraska Veterans Home also tested positive.

Two coronavirus cases tied to long-term care facilities in Panhandle (Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald)

There are only two long-term health facilities in Morrill County, one in Bayard and one in Bridgeport, so it won’t be long until the entire county knows who it is through gossip.

On a totally unrelated note, it seems unusual that all three incorporated cities in my county begin with the letter “B.”

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:32:05am

This looks pretty interesting - a miniseries about Angelyne, the OG of “influencers”, the original queen of “famous for being famous”.

Emmy Rossum stars as Angelyne. Also starring Martin Freeman. Growing up in L.A. as I did, yeah, Angelyne is a local legend.

Angelyne Season 1 Teaser Promo

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:45:16am

Yesterday the grass-roots group called TRUE Nebraska suspended its signature drive to get a referendum on the November ballot for a 35% reduction in property taxes, citing the coronavirus outbreak and unwillingness to spread disease amongst themselves or potential signers of their petition.

It was noted they would be unlikely to succeed even before Covid-19 started circulating, since they hired no professional petition drive personnel who organise such things.

Referenda are very hard to get approved in this state. For a statutory referendum such as this, it can only be single subject, cannot be anything the Unicameral can’t pass on its own, and must contain 7% of all the registered voters’ signatures from 2/3 of Nebraska’s counties. (The final requirement was upheld in a challenge by the federal appeals court.)

The last referendum approved here was reinstatement of the death penalty.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:46:08am

Oddly, the ferret felcher Chuck Johnson is involved.

122
Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:52:12am

re: #94 Joe Bacon 🌹

Can you evacuate us liberals first?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:53:58am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 1:58:01am

re: #123 Anymouse 🌹🏡

This photo from the anti-lockdown Ohio statehouse protest looks like it was painted by Francis Bacon

MAGAwn of the Dead

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:01:42am

I was down to one last bucket-list event, a night time supernova. I decided that was just too short of a list so I added an ELE asteroid strike, but I will accept a M.A.D. nuclear war as an inferior substitute as long as I can see a few strikes in the distance before the direct hit. There better be a direct hit at the end if I have to put up with a substitute.

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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:03:22am

re: #123 Anymouse 🌹🏡

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When there’s no more room in Hell, the MAGAts will walk the Earth.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:04:42am

re: #125 Dread Pirate

I was down to one last bucket-list event, a night time supernova. I decided that was just too short of a list so I added an ELE asteroid strike, but I will accept a M.A.D. nuclear war as an inferior substitute as long as I can see a few strikes in the distance before the direct hit. There better be a direct hit at the end if I have to put up with a substitute.

Well, if there’s a MAD nuclear war, I get to see a bunch of missiles go up around my home, so there’s that.

If we launch, I’ll get on and warn y’all.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:10:38am

re: #127 Anymouse 🌹🏡

The Day After should be done as a remake. It would be interesting to write an updated scenario, and the CGI would be so much better. HDR could make the flash pretty intense on modern TVs.

Hmmmm, I need to email Netflix, Inc.

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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:13:18am

I’m just shaking my head at years of white folks telling me about how BLM or Antifa were bound to lead to violence or rioting and that’s why we needed to classify them as terrorists, only to watch them lose their fucking minds when a white governor tells them they can’t go buy garden soil.

In Michigan.

In April.

130
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:18:24am

Competency, something we will never witness from Emperor Orange

131
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:25:50am

“We need monitoring”

Which means testing and reporting.

Even if they make certain people look bad…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:26:23am

Racist Extremist Arrested For Attempted Arson at Jewish Nursing Home (Vice, yesterday afternoon)

An FBI counterterrorism unit in Massachusetts arrested a racist extremist who allegedly planted an explosive at a Jewish assisted living facility with the intent to kill some of its residents. The person had potential links to an online white supremacist organization.

The news is yet another example of racist extremists attempting a terrorist attack during the coronavirus pandemic. Experts have noted that some of these terrorists, who adhere to the doctrine of accelerationism, see the pandemic as an opportunity to hasten the collapse of society.

On April 2, police in East Longmeadow discovered what was described as a bloodstained Molotov cocktail, which appeared to have failed to completely ignite, in front of Ruth’s House—a Jewish care facility servicing seniors of multiple religious denominations. Investigators linked the blood to the DNA of area resident John Michael Rathbun, 36, who was then arrested on two charges of attempted arson.

(more)

East Longmeadow is only a few miles southeast of Springfield, on the state line with Connecticut.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:35:21am

Pompeo is at it again, using his government position to promote his religious views.

Mike Pompeo Says Unalienable Rights Commission Will Return Human Rights Policy to ‘Judeo-Christian Tradition on Which this Country Was Founded’ (Right Wing Watch)

U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo joined a conference call with conservative pastors hosted by the Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins last Thursday. Pompeo told the pastors that he has two big projects: the high-level international conferences he has hosted to promote religious liberty around the world, and the Commission on Unalienable Rights.

The Commission on Unalienable Rights has generated alarm among human rights advocates and excitement among anti-LGBTQ religious-right groups that opposed the Obama administration’s promotion of LGBTQ human rights globally. In the past, the commission’s chair, conservative Harvard University law professor Mary Ann Glendon, has dismissed those concerns without allaying them.

(more)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:40:19am

Credit card companies have now cut off convicted fraudster Pastor Jim Bakker for promoting his silver solution as a cure for coronavirus.

Did he condemn credit card companies? He did not. He condemned atheists; the stochastic terrorist claimed we want to kill Christians for their faith in the Bible on his television program yesterday.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:44:55am

re: #133 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Pompeo is at it again, using his government position to promote his religious views.

Mike Pompeo Says Unalienable Rights Commission Will Return Human Rights Policy to ‘Judeo-Christian Tradition on Which this Country Was Founded’ (Right Wing Watch)

(more)

Dominionism. The notion that our national legislation must be based on (their interpretation of) God’s Divine Laws

136
Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:49:32am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 2:54:28am

re: #135 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Dominionism. The notion that our national legislation must be based on (their interpretation of) God’s Divine Laws

Yesterday the Greenville County, South Carolina school district finally lost a six-year court fight over their forced inclusion of Christian prayer in district graduations. The district is forced to cough up nearly half a million dollars in legal fees to the American Humanist Association’s and local lawyers fighting the district.

The district spun it as a victory, claiming the court didn’t award them everything they asked for.

The federal court gave them explicit instructions in its ruling on what the district could or could not do in the future.

That’s half a million dollars which won’t go to educating students (which is the point of conservatism; education leads to liberals).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:04:52am

Prophetic Dream Reveals Spiritual Warfare Strategy to Defeat Demonic Spirit of Coronavirus (Charisma, by Dr. [see below] Candice Smithyman)

All I can say is I’m glad we don’t have these crazy people around here, just Nazis.

You’ll be entirely unsurprised to know this PhD theologian earned her degree from the entirely unaccredited Jacksonville Theological Seminary. You’ll also be unsurprised to know she is now in hospital with, you guessed it, Covid-19.

On Saturday, April 4, at 4 a.m., I was abruptly awoken by God after an encounter with a strong demonic force that came into my bedroom and tried to put a sickness upon me on my chest. I cried out in my sleep three times as I rebuked this demon. I knew it had something to do with the coronavirus. The strange thing was that I went to bed with a communion cracker in my hand, which I never do, and I had been up praying for about three hours before I fell asleep and had this demonic encounter. I took the cracker before the attack.

The next morning my husband told me I had been rebuking demons because he heard me cry out in the night against them while I was in my sleep. This dream was not because I was receiving the coronavirus; it was a warning dream, to tell the people that this virus is a demonic force and there is a way to deal with it spiritually, as well as biologically.

(more at Charism’s link above)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:06:07am

re: #138 Anymouse 🌹🏡

“The next morning my husband told me I had been rebuking demons because he heard me cry out in the night against them while I was in my sleep.”

what else could it possibly have been?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:10:32am

re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

what else could it possibly have been?

LOL

At Frontier School of the Bible over in La Grange, Wyo. (about seventy-five miles west of here), the school has finally put up a coronavirus action plan on their Website.

Fortunately for us heathens and people who live in La Grange, it is password-protected so only faculty and students can see it.

They are still going ahead with their town clean-up, which I assume means they are still in session.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:15:49am

re: #70 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Uncovering Operation NEPTUN, the Cold War’s Most Daring Disinformation Campaign

The author, Thomas Rio, is an expert on Eastern bloc disinformation, both current and historical. In 2017, he testified to the Senate Intelligence Committee about Russian election interference. Anyone who knows this history can have no doubt at all that Trump is a Russian stooge, as are thousands of Republicans and Libertarians, and a few legacy leftists, and that his handling of the Coronavirus is sabotage with genocidal intent. I hope President Biden will have the guts to follow through on this. Given the unprecedented gravity of the situation, I really think he should step aside in favor of Andrew Cuomo.

He doesn’t want the job.

Will Andrew Cuomo run for president, his brother asks? ‘No. No’

Jump to the 7:25 mark

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:19:10am

It’s that time of year when natural gas companies all over the country ring every Nebraskan’s telephone off the hook trying to get you to sign up with them for the next year.

A few years ago the state socialised the natural gas lines, making them a common carrier, and opening up gas sales to any company which wants to compete for customers. (Nebraska would never call that socialism though.)

There is an “open enrollment period” of sorts in April when you can switch from one gas company to another, so they all make a pitch to you over the telephone or in the US Mail why they are the company you should sign up with.

We just stick with the company which ran the gas lines here when we bought our house, Black Hills Energy (formerly ChoiceGas). There’s more to natural gas service than price (such as they respond right away for things like repairs and inspections).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:20:58am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s that time of year when natural gas companies all over the country ring every Nebraskan’s telephone off the hook trying to get you to sign up with them for the next year.

That is how energy companies work in Europe. I also just stick with the company I have.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:22:49am

re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

what else could it possibly have been?

And this bit from the Charisma article:

The strange thing was that I went to bed with a communion cracker in my hand, which I never do, …

“Communion cracker?” Does it get Dead Sea salt? I can hear the howl from the Holy See about that here.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:24:12am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s that time of year when natural gas companies all over the country ring every Nebraskan’s telephone off the hook trying to get you to sign up with them for the next year.

We have a Panasonic cordless with talking caller ID. if it isn’t somebody I know I don’t answer. As we said in the traffic signal shop when the phone rang, “If it’s impotent, they’ll call back.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:26:04am

re: #143 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That is how energy companies work in Europe. I also just stick with the company I have.

Our electric company is also owned by the state, and we can vote for board members in the general election in November.

They were just through my town yesterday marking electric poles which need replacement (including one in the corner of my yard). They will be replacing electric poles as soon as winter is finished here (about a two-week period in August).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:28:33am

re: #145 Dread Pirate

We have a Panasonic cordless with talking caller ID. if it isn’t somebody I know I don’t answer. As we said in the traffic signal shop when the phone rang, “If it’s impotent, they’ll call back.”

I just have an old-fashioned answering machine. I don’t have caller ID on my telephone. I have thought about buying an external caller ID box.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:31:29am

re: #146 Anymouse 🌹🏡

We have PG&E, if anything goes wrong with power or gas, anywhere in the northern 3/4 of the state we pay for it with a cost increase instead of the investors.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:34:26am

Take note of some of the degrees offered by JTS, many of which are, shall we say, unique. Degrees that people will recognize are the MDiv, MA, ThM, and PhD, but the school also offers the “Doctor of Evangelism,” “Doctor of Biblical Studies,” “Doctor of Christian Education,” and “Doctor of Religious Education,” just to name a few. The school also offers the Doctor of Philosophy in Clinical Christian Psychology, a degree not worth the paper it is printed on since no state will recognize the degree as valid and providing the competence to practice.

More on Jacksonville Theological Seminary:

seminaryadvisor.org

Seminary Advisor is a Website which writes about theological seminaries and what they offer. For JTS, they advise it is a diploma mill and any serious theological student should “run away.”

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:35:15am

re: #96 CleverToad

Copied and pasted to my faceplant page. :-)

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Dread Pirate  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:35:55am

re: #147 Anymouse 🌹🏡

I just have an old-fashioned answering machine. I don’t have caller ID on my telephone. I have thought about buying an external caller ID box.

..consider a Panasonic cordless phone instead.? We bought a set with 5 receivers so now 5 phones ring and we still don’t pick it up, LOL. Can you even buy caller ID boxes these days. I haven’t seen one in 20 years.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:40:18am

re: #148 Dread Pirate

We have PG&E, if anything goes wrong with power or gas, anywhere in the northern 3/4 of the state we pay for it with a cost increase instead of the investors.

PG&E is so notoriously bad that anytime someone suggests privatising our electric service, they get mentioned here on the benefits of private electric service.

I don’t recall a rate increase here in the last few years, though I could be mistaken. We currently have a large credit on our bill.

The electric company also gives credits when production costs are lower than predicted; with the collapse of the coal and oil markets we’ve gotten credits over the past several months.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:43:27am

re: #151 Dread Pirate

..consider a Panasonic cordless phone instead.? We bought a set with 5 receivers so now 5 phones ring and we still don’t pick it up, LOL. Can you even buy caller ID boxes these days. I haven’t seen one in 20 years.

Yes you can buy them. For example from Amazon (they have many different ones to choose from such as combination caller ID/call blockers, &c):

Bellsouth Caller ID with Call Waiting CI 43

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 3:50:22am

Professor Ryan P. Burge of Eastern Illinois University crunched the numbers, and in a new post, he says atheists are a lot more politically active than any survey has shown. If he’s right, that means Democratic candidates up and down the ballot would be wise to pay a lot more attention to our desires.

Burge looked at the Cooperative Congressional Election Survey, which asked people about their political activity over the past year — Did you vote? Did you donate to a campaign? Did you knock on doors for a candidate? Did you contact a public official? Things like that.

In every instance, atheists — not “Nones,” but atheists — were at or near the top of every category. They were more likely to answer “yes” to the examples listed above.

Atheists are the Most Politically Active Group in the United States (Goes to Religion in Public, with the results from the 2018 election, includes questions asked and sorting by religious group)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:01:14am

re: #154 Anymouse 🌹🏡

And there are religious people who do not see the need to use the state to impose their faith on others.

But they tend not to be as loud as the Theocrats.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:01:20am

LOL, comment at Utah Outcasts on Charlie Kirk:

Charlie Kirk needs to be careful; it’s been statistically demonstrated that Covid 19 disproportionately affects people with tiny faces.

Charlie Kirk Proves Our Liberal Talking Points (16:55, caution for coarse language)

Charlie Kirk Proves Our Liberal Talking Points

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:04:23am

‘God Friended Me’ Canceled After Two Seasons at CBS (Variety)

The final show, a two-hour episode, will air April 26. It did not survive two seasons.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:05:17am
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:14:09am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:15:18am

re: #158 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

Media: Acosta to Wolf Blitzer pre-briefing: “Some of the industry and labor leaders who were named by the White House as advisers on reopening the country were not notified first. Sources tell CNN, in some cases the White House didn’t even tell people they were on the list.”

Trump could not conceive how anybody would not immediately honor his offer.

Just like Stormy Daniels; he was honor and offer within seconds…

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:16:54am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:21:23am

(KQRE-TV, Albuquerque)

Legacy Church files lawsuit against state of New Mexico

Legacy Church says its First Amendment rights were violated on Easter because they need at least thirty people to livestream a service, which violates the governor’s social distancing and stay-at-home order.

Strangely, most churches livestreaming services do not need thirty people to do it, nevertheless, this church persists in claiming persecution against Christianity.

Sadly, New Mexico will have to spend the tax money of people from every religion and none to fend off the lawsuit as this church puts their state’s tax dollars to work.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:21:32am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:24:43am

re: #160 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Trump could not conceive how anybody would not immediately honor his offer.

Just like Stormy Daniels; he was honor and offer within seconds…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:27:51am

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I never knew much of this because the old snipping tool was so easy to use. It would show the snip in its window and ask you where you wanted to save it. Nothing to it. It was apparently removed by an “update” some time in 2018. Now we have these idiocrat procedures.

I still have the old version available on my laptop. And I have been ignoring totally the “try out our new equivalent tool!” message it displays.

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Ming5000  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:32:55am

Does anyone have a good link to a website tracking Covid-19 cases by state? I see the big hitters tracked, like MI, CA, and NY.
I am curious about the low count states. Some states with stricter measures are nearing flattening the curve.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:33:23am

Davie Police Chief Dale Engle Placed On Administrative Leave After Controversial Comments Regarding COVID-19 Death Of BSO Deputy (CBS Miami)

DAVIE (CBSMiami) - Davie Police Chief Dale Engle has been placed on Administrative leave following controversial comments he allegedly made regarding the death of a Broward Sheriff Deputy who died of COVID-19.

According to a complaint sent to Davie administrator Richard Lemack from the Florida State Lodge Fraternal Order of Police Labor Council Committee, Chief Engle berated several Davie officers who expressed concerns about the level of protection from COVID-19 while on duty.

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Engle also reportedly belittled the death of BSO Deputy Shannon Bennett claiming his death was caused by his ‘homosexual’ lifestyle, the officers allege.

(more)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:36:28am

re: #166 Ming5000

Does anyone have a good link to a website tracking Covid-19 cases by state? I see the big hitters tracked, like MI, CA, and NY.
I am curious about the low count states. Some states with stricter measures are nearing flattening the curve.

Yes, both by country and by US state and territory.
91-divoc.com

The charts compare the jurisdictions against each other. You can use drop down menus to highlight the specific jurisdiction to make it easier to see on the chart.

Nebraska for example was running lowest per capita of all the states and territories, but has leapfrogged over several in the last few days.

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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:38:44am

re: #159 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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“Poverty kills more people than the virus!”

“So then we should do something to address poverty in this country, right?”

“Hahaha, back to work, peasant. I want those shoes so shiny I can see myself in them.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:41:46am

re: #166 Ming5000

Does anyone have a good link to a website tracking Covid-19 cases by state? I see the big hitters tracked, like MI, CA, and NY.
I am curious about the low count states. Some states with stricter measures are nearing flattening the curve.

This is an international one that shows USA by state:

interaktiv.morgenpost.de

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:44:53am

re: #169 Targetpractice

“Poverty kills more people than the virus!”

“So then we should do something to address poverty in this country, right?”

“Hahaha, back to work, peasant. I want those shoes so shiny I can see myself in them.”

Poverty is caused by laziness, so we gotta put people back to work to save lives!!!

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:46:09am

re: #100 Dr Lizardo

More COVID-19 fallout:

marketwatch.com

Let the bacon hoarding begin!

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Ming5000  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:48:55am

re: #73 gocart mozart

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:49:23am
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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:49:33am

re: #171 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Poverty is caused by laziness, so we gotta put people back to work to save lives!!!

I’d laugh, except that’s exactly what they’re arguing. Leningrad Lindsey was telling F&F on Tuesday that he wants to see UI cut by up to $7/hr because people aren’t willing to go back to work for the wages the “free market” will offer.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:51:12am

re: #166 Ming5000

bing covid site

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:51:56am

Very local news update:

We reached the first episode in “Dark Shadows” last night which was in colour. (The next episodes are in black-and-white; it was some time before they permanently went to colour.)

The show started when ABC was a new network and had not yet transitioned to colour. Additionally, the special effects cameras used by the show were used to tape ABC Evening News right afterward, because ABC only had two of them. The news division and the soap opera were in constant battle over winding up taping of “Dark Shadows” each day so the news could get the cameras. (Trivia from one of the documentary clips with the show.)

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:55:39am

Looks like things will getting back to (more or less) normal over the next six weeks here in Czech Republic. The last things to re-open will be shopping centers, scheduled to open on June 8th - though if the numbers remain stable, the government has indicated a willingness to push that forward a bit.

Ostrava’s public transportation will fully resume its normal operating schedule by mid-May, though masks will still be required (that’s scheduled to be phased out by the end of June).

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:56:07am

re: #137 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Yesterday the Greenville County, South Carolina school district finally lost a six-year court fight over their forced inclusion of Christian prayer in district graduations. The district is forced to cough up nearly half a million dollars in legal fees to the American Humanist Association’s and local lawyers fighting the district.

The district spun it as a victory, claiming the court didn’t award them everything they asked for.

The federal court gave them explicit instructions in its ruling on what the district could or could not do in the future.

That’s half a million dollars which won’t go to educating students (which is the point of conservatism; education leads to liberals).

I followed a link here (LGF) to a Rightwingwatch essay about stuff at the Federalist. And then (mistake?) dipped my toes into the Federalist itself. Pretty much what I suspected to see, cherry-picked stuff and essays on the various world topics.

Noticed one that stated that they hoped that COVID-19 would hurt colleges badly enough that they’d cut back - and expressedly on the more liberal subjects (will not grace this comment with their strawman examples) that it promoted as something students would “waste” their $20,000 of tuition on.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:58:37am

re: #178 Dr Lizardo

Governor Pete Ricketts here sent out a business survey asking small businesses and not-for-profits what support they needed from the State of Nebraska to avoid bankruptcy while staying closed; as of yet he has no intent of lifting any restrictions.

He also authorised subsidies for parents who must work for children to be cared for by individuals, for relief on parents who lost daycare due to closures.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:58:39am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Same here. And some use some pretty shady techniques to hide that they are a supplier and not the service company themselves. Some of them use door-to-door people who try to pass themselves off as service company employees and explicitly ask to see your utility bill.

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Ming5000  Apr 16, 2020 • 4:59:01am

re: #112 Dread Pirate

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Can we call a Code Red on him?

Saw a clip (I didn’t watch) on youtube from Chuck Todd’s show with title, “Whitmer Faces Backlash”.
I was a small group of MAGAs, but Todd gave them credence.

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steve_davis  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:00:18am

re: #149 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Take note of some of the degrees offered by JTS, many of which are, shall we say, unique. Degrees that people will recognize are the MDiv, MA, ThM, and PhD, but the school also offers the “Doctor of Evangelism,” “Doctor of Biblical Studies,” “Doctor of Christian Education,” and “Doctor of Religious Education,” just to name a few. The school also offers the Doctor of Philosophy in Clinical Christian Psychology, a degree not worth the paper it is printed on since no state will recognize the degree as valid and providing the competence to practice.

More on Jacksonville Theological Seminary:

seminaryadvisor.org

Seminary Advisor is a Website which writes about theological seminaries and what they offer. For JTS, they advise it is a diploma mill and any serious theological student should “run away.”

The dissertation in HelltotheNawNawtology.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:00:33am

re: #181 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Same here. And some use some pretty shady techniques to hide that they are a supplier and not the service company themselves. Some of them use door-to-door people who try to pass themselves off as service company employees and explicitly ask to see your utility bill.

Huh. I haven’t heard of that here, though I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens. Here we only get telephone calls where they explicitly say in the beginning they represent Company X for the signup period, or letters.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:03:33am

re: #157 Anymouse 🌹🏡

‘God Friended Me’ Canceled After Two Seasons at CBS (Variety)

The final show, a two-hour episode, will air April 26. It did not survive two seasons.

Was it killed by an “atheist” main character, or no one believing that God would friend a black man?
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:04:23am

re: #159 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Is it me, or does Kennedy look like a zombie ready to lunge after someone’s brains?

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:06:21am

I just got back from my local Acme and guess I found:

Yes. A can of Lysol. I have been looking for this for close to a month.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:09:33am

re: #183 steve_davis

The dissertation in HelltotheNawNawtology.

Well, I imagine they are better than Kent Hovind’s school, Patriot Bible University (Wikipedia, photograph of the double wide included in the article).

Critics have described Hovind’s dissertation as incomplete, of low academic quality, poorly written, poor in spelling, and of ungrammatical style.[40] The lack of quality was ascribed, in part, to the fact that “the pages are not numbered; there is no title; of sixteen or so chapters in the index only the first four are finished; misspellings are rampant (immerged for emerged, epic for epoch, and tentable for testable are three examples); and the single illustration was apparently cut out of a science book with scissors and fastened to the thesis with glue or tape.”

His 1991 dissertation about Christian Education includes gems like this:

Satan, in the form of the serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:11:14am

re: #187 PhillyPretzel

I just got back from my local Acme and guess I found:

[Embedded content]

Yes. A can of Lysol. I have been looking for this for close to a month.

I’m going to have to come over there and take it from you. We’re in a Mad Max world for toilet paper and cleaning products now. /s

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:12:31am

re: #188 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Satan, in the form of the serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden:

I am assuming that archaeologists unearthed a six-thousand-year-old clay tablet edition of The Origin of Species somewhere in the Middle East…

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Targetpractice  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:13:14am

re: #189 Anymouse 🌹🏡

I’m going to have to come over there and take it from you. We’re in a Mad Max world for toilet paper and cleaning products now. /s

Give me the Lysol and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you safe passageway.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:14:19am

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steve_davis  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:14:23am

re: #177 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Very local news update:

We reached the first episode in “Dark Shadows” last night which was in colour. (The next episodes are in black-and-white; it was some time before they permanently went to colour.)

The show started when ABC was a new network and had not yet transitioned to colour. Additionally, the special effects cameras used by the show were used to tape ABC Evening News right afterward, because ABC only had two of them. The news division and the soap opera were in constant battle over winding up taping of “Dark Shadows” each day so the news could get the cameras. (Trivia from one of the documentary clips with the show.)

the thing that I’ve noticed now that I’ve gotten back to watching ((I’m just past the seance where the ghost (barnabas’ sister?) appears)) is the number of minor line flubs that get passed off. This always gets laughed about during commentaries of shows like the Avengers or Doctor Who. I hadn’t realized how much of that occurred in American television as well. Now it kind of makes sense. If the news department wanted those cameras, there’d be a lot of pressure to just work through line flubs. sometimes you can actually tell characters forget lines and other characters will come to the rescue.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:14:37am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:15:06am

re: #192 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Tay Bridge?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:16:25am

re: #195 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Tay Bridge?

Astoria-Megler.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:17:38am

re: #190 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I am assuming that archaeologists unearthed a six-thousand-year-old clay tablet edition of The Origin of Species somewhere in the Middle East…

Well, the (only) guy who approved convicted felon Dr. Kent Hovind’s dissertation, the guy who ran Patriot Bible School, later fled Colorado after pleading guilty to child molestation at an unrelated religious school.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:20:50am

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Prepare for war.

Those fucking warbloggers after 9/11 were right, weren’t they? It’s telling that they refer to “the economy” rather than “normal life” (by some definition of “normal”).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:22:18am

re: #193 steve_davis

I’m a bit ahead of you in the DVD set, so I won’t spoil the plot for you.

“Dark Shadows” had a different problem all soap operas have to deal with: Daily taping means there isn’t a whole lot of time to retape flubbed scenes. They only do it in a soap opera if it is some sort of catastrophic failure.

The DVD version shows the slate board at the beginning of each episode; nearly all of them are “Take One.”

Additionally, the show has the nickname of “Boom Shadows” for the frequent shadows of mike booms and equipment which appear in scenes, along with stage hands walking through sets, noise off the side of the stage, &c.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:23:19am

bbl

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:26:15am

re: #200 PhillyPretzel

bbl

Brazilian Buttocks Lift? (That’s what you’re referring to, I presume?)

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:26:54am

Whole apartment smells like cumin* from the beans in the slow cooker. I turned them off overnight and started it back up this morning to try to time them being done around dinner time.

Making these pointed out a few shortcomings in my supply situation. No chicken stock on hand and am out of garlic in either whole or minced form.

* - Not that this is a bad thing.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:28:07am

re: #96 CleverToad

One NEVER makes fun of manual skills. ANY manual skills. (I don’t sew, and I know it!)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:28:09am

re: #196 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Astoria-Megler.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:29:50am

re: #203 Sherlock Hound

One NEVER makes fun of manual skills. ANY manual skills. (I don’t sew, and I know it!)

I only sew to repair things, never to make things

Just like I only run when someone is chasing me, only swim to keep from drowning and only walk when I have somewhere to get to.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:31:06am

re: #151 Dread Pirate

..consider a Panasonic cordless phone instead.? We bought a set with 5 receivers so now 5 phones ring and we still don’t pick it up, LOL. Can you even buy caller ID boxes these days. I haven’t seen one in 20 years.

A lot of Caller ID boxes are part of corded answering machines. Even the lowest-end Panasonic answering machine consists of two cordless handsets. I have this. You can think of the extra handset as a remote for the answering machine, so it works out in my small apartment.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:35:03am

re: #125 Dread Pirate

I was down to one last bucket-list event, a night time supernova. I decided that was just too short of a list so I added an ELE asteroid strike, but I will accept a M.A.D. nuclear war as an inferior substitute as long as I can see a few strikes in the distance before the direct hit. There better be a direct hit at the end if I have to put up with a substitute.

Be sure to play the 1812 Overture as loud as you can, timed for the missile strikes!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:39:18am

It’s snowing now, so my Internet service should go out soon.

Since we’re going to be snowed in for a couple days, I suppose it’s a good thing I bought the last bottle of rum at the grocery store. (For some reason, there was a run on rum, but not other varieties of liquor.)

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Decatur Deb  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:42:48am

re: #208 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s snowing now, so my Internet service should go out soon.

Since we’re going to be snowed in for a couple days, I suppose it’s a good thing I bought the last bottle of rum at the grocery store. (For some reason, there was a run on rum, but not other varieties of liquor.)

Because Hot Buttered Vodka sucks?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:44:57am

re: #208 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s snowing now, so my Internet service should go out soon.

Since we’re going to be snowed in for a couple days, I suppose it’s a good thing I bought the last bottle of rum at the grocery store. (For some reason, there was a run on rum, but not other varieties of liquor.)

Perhaps because it is preferred for canning and preserving?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:45:28am

Something I didn’t know: YouTube counter-apologist Mr. Deity used to be very good friends with Dennis Prager; Prager even gave him office space at one time.

Mr. Deity talks about his relationship with Dennis Prager in a new video, and why it fell apart (and why he became an atheist at the same time, 6:36)

PragerFU: Do You Want To Know?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:49:45am

re: #206 Sherlock Hound

A lot of Caller ID boxes are part of corded answering machines. Even the lowest-end Panasonic answering machine consists of two cordless handsets. I have this. You can think of the extra handset as a remote for the answering machine, so it works out in my small apartment.

My answering machine went the way of the dodo back in 2007 when I moved to Philadelphia from near Pittsburgh. Have not had a landline since. Though if I went back to one I’d want Caller ID in some form since I essentially don’t pick up calls on my mobile unless it’s a recognized contact or I am expecting a call. (If it’s important they’ll leave a message.)

A sort of interesting study to look at my “recents” on my cell and see how many of the calls are obvious spoofed marketing calls. From my area code and such - which is on the other end of the state, or from little middle of nowhere towns in the Midwest. Plus one day when my own number called me twice.

(It would be interesting to see some telecommunications law revisions that address some of this. Or has some enforcement behind the existing laws with some teeth.)

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:51:23am

re: #208 Anymouse 🌹🏡

It’s snowing now, so my Internet service should go out soon.

Since we’re going to be snowed in for a couple days, I suppose it’s a good thing I bought the last bottle of rum at the grocery store. (For some reason, there was a run on rum, but not other varieties of liquor.)

But why is the Rum Gone?!

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:55:01am

Photo from dinner with friends and family back in 2016 at a restaurant in Alsace. Uniformly declared as the “winning” dessert order.

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 5:55:52am

From the last thread,

re: #168 Eclectic Cyborg

With almost no going out (so almost no gas used), no getting food from restaurants/supporting local businesses and eating only the bare minimum of food three times a day, you MIGHT be able to make $1200 last that many weeks.

But who the fuck wants to be that miserable when things already suck?

Nope. Because most everyone has to pay rent/mortgage auto loans, student loans, utilities, cable, etc. on top of food, and other expenses.

$1,200 doesn’t even make 1 month’s rent or mortgage payments in many parts of the country.

Average student loan payment for a graduate? $393 a month (source).
The average monthly mortgage payment is $1,084 a month (source)
The average monthly rent? About $1,000 (source)

Put simply, the Trumpists don’t give a shit about how little the $1,200 covers and that people are boned within hours of getting the payment since they’re already dipping into whatever meager emergency savings they have (and the average for that is about $450, when most financial folks suggest 3-6 months of average monthly expenditures).

Trump fucking sucks, Mnuchin doesn’t give a shit, and they’re already looking for their next score. GOPers don’t give a shit in Congress, even though their base is among the hardest hit by the shutdown. The GOP base are also among the folks clamoring loudest for the shutdown to end, despite the fact that it’s not even started in places dominated by the GOP. They’re too busy bitching about Democrats taking actions to save their lives. They’re questioning the accommodations on the lifeboats Democrats have conjured up out of the flotsam left by the Trumptanic after Trump has repeatedly rammed the iceberg.

Oh yeah, Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area (and we’ve got freeze warnings tonight/tomorrow so watch out for those newly planted garden plants!) and Fuck Trump and Fuck the GOP.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:00:20am

re: #172 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Let the bacon hoarding begin!

I’ll start worrying about it when our local meat packer Falls Brand shuts down.

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:01:32am
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:04:40am
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TarHellion  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:04:49am

Quite frustrated now regarding the emergency funding. Learned that even though the IRS has my banking information from last year’s tax payment, I still need to provide the same account in order to have the money direct deposited. Have been on the IRS site, as instructed, to update this information and receive the information on your account is unavailable notice. Guess we’ll just wait until sometime around Christmas to get one of FFVCS’s endorsed checks. Just don’t understand it. The IRS HAS my banking information. What is the freakin’ problem? And, yes, not filing for 2019 until July because we owe again. Not much but it’s not like it will make any difference in terms of the emergency funding. Sigh..

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:06:51am

re: #214 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

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Photo from dinner with friends and family back in 2016 at a restaurant in Alsace. Uniformly declared as the “winning” dessert order.

a tradition around here as well to serve food on a slate tablet

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:08:32am

re: #219 TarHellion

Quite frustrated now regarding the emergency funding. Learned that even though the IRS has my banking information from last year’s tax payment, I still need to provide the same account in order to have the money direct deposited. Have been on the IRS site, as instructed, to update this information and receive the information on your account is unavailable notice. Guess we’ll just wait until sometime around Christmas to get one of FFVCS’s endorsed checks. Just don’t understand it. The IRS HAS my banking information. What is the freakin’ problem? And, yes, not filing for 2019 until July because we owe again. Not much but it’s not like it will make any difference in terms of the emergency funding. Sigh..

Sorry to hear that. I haven’t filed yet this year, but got my direct deposit this week.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:08:43am

re: #213 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

“Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho” (5:03, Prague Film Orchestra, from “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)

Zimmer: Pirates of the Caribbean - Drink Up Me Hearties · Korynta · Prague Film Orchestra

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John Hughes  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:09:26am

re: #206 Sherlock Hound

A lot of Caller ID boxes are part of corded answering machines.

What’s the point of having an answering machine any more? Doesn’t your phone company give you a voicemail?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:10:57am

Horrifying. MSNBC just reported that after getting a tip, NJ found 17 bodies in a NJ nursing home. And I had to put my mother in a Nursing Home just before the pandemic struck.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:11:32am

re: #219 TarHellion

I’m screwed. Since the IRS doesn’t have any tax information from me since 1996 and I had to file IRS Form 1040 this year, and they say they are not processing the forms due to the epidemic, I might see this payment sometime in the next decade or so.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:12:19am

re: #223 John Hughes

What’s the point of having an answering machine any more? Doesn’t your phone company give you a voicemail?

For a monthly fee mine does. I’d rather not pay the monthly fee.

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jeffreyw  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:12:20am

Good morning!

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:12:50am

re: #218 NO SMOCKING GUN!

You get covid19.
You get covid19.

Everyone gets covid19! /zombie Oprah

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:14:50am

re: #212 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

My answering machine went the way of the dodo back in 2007 when I moved to Philadelphia from near Pittsburgh. Have not had a landline since. Though if I went back to one I’d want Caller ID in some form since I essentially don’t pick up calls on my mobile unless it’s a recognized contact or I am expecting a call. (If it’s important they’ll leave a message.)

A sort of interesting study to look at my “recents” on my cell and see how many of the calls are obvious spoofed marketing calls. From my area code and such - which is on the other end of the state, or from little middle of nowhere towns in the Midwest. Plus one day when my own number called me twice.

(It would be interesting to see some telecommunications law revisions that address some of this. Or has some enforcement behind the existing laws with some teeth.)

Verizon handles my landline and my internet service (DSL). They still charge for Caller ID, so I don’t have it. It is a sunk cost for VZ, but they are famously greedy. I have to carry the landline as long as I have DSL, because VZ will not separate the two (“dry” DSL).

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:20:18am

re: #224 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Horrifying. MSNBC just reported that after getting a tip, NJ found 17 bodies in a NJ nursing home. And I had to put my mother in a Nursing Home just before the pandemic struck.

The Andover Subacute and Rehabilitation Center I and II facility is out in Sussex County, which is the NW corner of the state (and leans GOP as if covid19 cares about that). The facility itself has two buildings - and two different CMMS ratings, which would indicate that it’s got two different kinds of nursing facilities.

One has one star. The other 3. That suggests that the facility has serious issues with infection control. At least 17 covid19 deaths, and growing by the day. They’re overwhelmed, and didn’t think to get a refrigerated truck until the request for body bags raised questions about where they were storing the bodies.

Again, Trump owns this fucking nightmare. Trump’s loosened infection control regs that Obama instituted. Trump’s slow rolled testing, which can help contain the spread. Nursing facilities are going to be hard hit because of the vulnerable populations and their already overtaxed staff because most facilities don’t have enough people working even in normal times because the work is hard, long, and for low pay. I’ve seen this at any number of facilities I’ve had to deal with over the past decade. Some are better than others, and there are caring staff at all, but if you have 1 nurse for 40-50 people, that’s a recipe for disaster when an outbreak sweeps through like the Angel of Death.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:21:34am

re: #227 jeffreyw

Cardinals: Looks like the woodpeckers stole the feeder again.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:22:01am

re: #229 Sherlock Hound

Verizon handles my landline and my internet service (DSL). They still charge for Caller ID, so I don’t have it. It is a sunk cost for VZ, but they are famously greedy. I have to carry the landline as long as I have DSL, because VZ will not separate the two (“dry” DSL).

CenturyLink will separate ADSL and landline service, but since the cell tower won’t reach my house five blocks away because of it’s signal orientation, landline service is required if you want telephone service around here.

I also don’t have to worry about things like junk texts on a rotary dial telephone.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:22:22am

Hilarious thread; had me in tears laughing.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:23:37am

re: #229 Sherlock Hound

Verizon handles my landline and my internet service (DSL). They still charge for Caller ID, so I don’t have it. It is a sunk cost for VZ, but they are famously greedy. I have to carry the landline as long as I have DSL, because VZ will not separate the two (“dry” DSL).

Yea, my cable TV/internet (Comcast) service also includes VOIP as part of the package. So I do have a number for that, but I’ve never used it, don’t have a device plugged into it on the modem, and would have to dig in order to find the number itself.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:24:10am

re: #224 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Horrifying. MSNBC just reported that after getting a tip, NJ found 17 bodies in a NJ nursing home. And I had to put my mother in a Nursing Home just before the pandemic struck.

If my mother ever requires personal care, I don’t care how much it puts me in the hole she’s either moving in with me or in the house for sale across the street. There’s no fookin’ way I’d bunk her in a capitalist-run nursing home.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:25:17am

re: #226 Anymouse 🌹🏡

For a monthly fee mine does. I’d rather not pay the monthly fee.

Landline phone companies are greedy as fuck. For many years, they would charge for touchtone (DTMF) service! This, even though the equipment has supported DTMF dial tones for at least 60 years! Caller ID has been around for 30 years and the cost is long since sunk. Nope. Still a charge. When I had us buy a new phone system at my employer, Verizon charged us for Caller ID. Our phone system required Caller ID. We switched to Comcast shortly after that; like the cell companies, cable phone service had CID “out of the box”.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:30:20am

re: #236 Sherlock Hound

Landline phone companies are greedy as fuck. For many years, they would charge for touchtone (DTMF) service! This, even though the equipment has supported DTMF dial tones for at least 60 years! Caller ID has been around for 30 years and the cost is long since sunk. Nope. Still a charge. When I had us buy a new phone system at my employer, Verizon charged us for Caller ID. Our phone system required Caller ID. We switched to Comcast shortly after that; like the cell companies, cable phone service had CID “out of the box”.

The big companies learn from each other. As the normal revenue streams dry up or expenses change they learn other methods. Banks, airlines, utility companies (phone, internet, gas, electric, etc.) have all learned how easy it is to nickle and dime lots of various fees on top of the usual service charges since good substitutes* are not available.

* - A key thing in microeconomics and supply vs demand and that at some point a substitute is available to keep prices in check. However, a lot of services are necessary, have few substitutes or competitors due to capitalization expenses, or are at this point simply part of monopolies or cartels that fix prices since they can.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:30:52am

re: #228 lawhawk

“We’ll have to destroy the economy to save it.”
— Traditional GOP response to any problem

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:30:53am

re: #231 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Cardinals: Looks like the woodpeckers stole the feeder again.

Two cardinals short of a quorum

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:31:03am

re: #144 Anymouse 🌹🏡

And this bit from the Charisma article:

“Communion cracker?” Does it get Dead Sea salt? I can hear the howl from the Holy See about that here.

Go to sleep with cracker, wake up with ants.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:32:48am

re: #236 Sherlock Hound

Landline phone companies are greedy as fuck. For many years, they would charge for touchtone (DTMF) service! This, even though the equipment has supported DTMF dial tones for at least 60 years! Caller ID has been around for 30 years and the cost is long since sunk. Nope. Still a charge. When I had us buy a new phone system at my employer, Verizon charged us for Caller ID. Our phone system required Caller ID. We switched to Comcast shortly after that; like the cell companies, cable phone service had CID “out of the box”.

Unfortunately for many of us in rural areas, landline companies still hold a natural monopoly on telephone service. As such, they can charge whatever they want if the state public utility commission or FCC do not choose to clamp down on them.

With the exception of Caller ID here (they offer that as part of regular telephone service), every other service (call forward, &c) is an extra charge.

Since my telephone company is also the monopoly Internet provider, that means a huge telephone bill (my telephone service costs more than my gas, electric, and water combined—or the equivalent of my property tax every three months).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:33:18am

re: #238 jaunte

“We’ll have to destroy the economy to save it.”
— Traditional GOP response to any problem

The point is that we workers exist to serve the economy and those who own and run it.

Let us not fall for the idealistic delusion that the economy was somehow created by all people to benefit the us as a whole…that is the S-word!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:34:07am

re: #240 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Go to sleep with cracker, wake up with ants.

no point falling asleep with a communion cracker unless you also take a bottle of consecrated wine with you…

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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:37:25am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:37:30am

re: #157 Anymouse 🌹🏡

‘God Friended Me’ Canceled After Two Seasons at CBS (Variety)

The final show, a two-hour episode, will air April 26. It did not survive two seasons.

Aww. I like that show. I like Zooey’s Playlist too. Both have nice people. An oddity these days.

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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:37:50am
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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:39:21am

The image of a newborn in a shield should be the symbol of this epidemic:

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sagehen  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:40:46am

re: #246 Belafon

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Hosted by Stephen and the Jimmys.

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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:42:21am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:43:52am

re: #249 Belafon

Pence and the GOP seem to love stating everything in terms of land area and not people or population. A good way to use statistics to lie, but also seems to indicate their lack of concern for people at large.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:44:00am

Telephone rings …

“Hi, my name is Zoë from Home Security Solutions”—click.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:45:19am

France is still using TGV trains as ambulances.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:48:21am

WINNING!

5.2 million more seek unemployment aid — bringing four-week total to 22 million (AP via the Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald)

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:48:43am
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BlueSpotinAL  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:50:15am

A new facebook post from one of our infectious disease docs.

Facebook Post

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:51:25am

re: #254 Sherlock Hound

And wingnuts still believe that liberals are afraid of firearms. If they really tried to do something, they’d be in for a real surprise.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:53:26am

re: #249 Belafon

Mike Pence says 24 percent of the counties in the US have no coronavirus cases. Which means that three-fourths do. That’s not necessarily good news.

Wonder how many of these counties are among the 24%

The 10 Least Populated US Counties

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:54:45am

re: #254 Sherlock Hound

While most are safe/warm at home, these people are organized (well) armed, angry & extremely enabled by GOP. The movement in Michigan is just the beginning. Read the libertarian-the “rise up” posts. Dont write them off as crazy-dont underestimate them. They are the other enemy.

again, Trump called COVID-19 a “Democratic Hoax”

These people are more loyal to his words than he is himself…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:55:49am

re: #257 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Wonder how many of these counties are among the 24%

The 10 Least Populated US Counties

Yep. And 10 of the townships or boroughs in my county have no reported cases.

Doesn’t make me want to raise the stay-at-home restrictions or other protective efforts.

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lizardofid  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:56:34am

re: #214 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

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Photo from dinner with friends and family back in 2016 at a restaurant in Alsace. Uniformly declared as the “winning” dessert order.

Looks like it could have been from here.

Link

Oh, good morning!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:57:25am

re: #257 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Wonder how many of these counties are among the 24%

The 10 Least Populated US Counties

Two of those ten are in my state.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:57:31am

re: #117 Dr Lizardo

Who is the actor who plays the Technomage? He’s extremely familiar, especially his voice.

Michael Ansara.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:57:32am

I’m not so confident in the answer being no.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:57:35am

re: #258 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

again, Trump called COVID-19 a “Democratic Hoax”

These people are more loyal to his words than he is himself…

Suicide Squad

This says it better than I could.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 16, 2020 • 6:59:15am

I’m headed off to bed. Catch y’all later.

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makeitstop  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:00:57am

re: #262 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Michael Ansara.

Cochise, in a long ago era.

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William Lewis  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:03:58am

re: #102 Jason Munro

Did a “music share” with my eldest recently (basically, “have you heard of this” ping-pong), and she turned me onto Sigrid. Not-exactly-new Norwegian pop music but what a singer. I can’t quite get enough of High Five.

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Video

Neat. Somewhat differerent yet very pop-py is my favorite Scandinavian singer: Ida Marie

Lyrics are a bit NSFW if that’s a problem these days :D

Ida Maria - “Naked” and “Stella” Live (great audio quality)

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sagehen  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:04:29am

re: #263 jaunte

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I’m not so confident in the answer being no.

8 weeks ago I’d have agreed with you; but now it’s starting to look like a Democrat is about to be elected. Surely that will affect their thinking.

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stpaulbear  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:07:45am

re: #204 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The first bridge over the Mississippi River at Itasca State Park

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:08:57am

re: #235 Anymouse 🌹🏡

If my mother ever requires personal care, I don’t care how much it puts me in the hole she’s either moving in with me or in the house for sale across the street. There’s no fookin’ way I’d bunk her in a capitalist-run nursing home.

My wife would have a nervous breakdown if I moved mom in with us.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:10:33am

re: #249 Belafon

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They do have cases; just none confirmed by testing.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:12:14am

When the day starts, you look at what relatives post and see “Prayer works! New unemployment claims fell to 5 million thanks to the President…”

…you want to shut off the computer, call in sick and go back to bed…

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:12:40am

Good news; will SCOTUS reverse?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:14:47am

re: #260 lizardofid

Looks like it could have been from here.

Link

Oh, good morning!

We were in southern Alsace, closest city was Basel over in Switzerland. Will have to see if I can find an on-line listing for the place assuming I remember the name.

(Probably won’t find it. It was a fairly small family-run place somewhere in the rough vicinity between Mulhouse and Basel. Photo has name “red cow” on it, which implies the place might have been “La Voche Rogue” - but that is not an uncommon restaurant name I expect.)

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:14:52am

re: #273 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Good news; will SCOTUS reverse?

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Uh, yes they will 5-4.

Which is why Biden needs to pack the court. Expand the Supreme Court from 9 to 15.

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Dave In Austin  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:18:50am

re: #215 lawhawk

Cremation services $1200

There’s a reason for that number

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:19:10am

re: #227 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

Breakfast gathering
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:20:56am

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NetworkKed  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:22:53am

Why is it always 15 that people want to expand the SC to?

What’s wrong with 11, or 13? Why go for double overkill?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:25:04am

re: #277 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Western good morning!

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Emergency rations on the trot, so to speak.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:27:44am

re: #279 NetworkKed

Why is it always 15 that people want to expand the SC to?

What’s wrong with 11, or 13? Why go for double overkill?

agreed.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:27:47am

re: #263 jaunte

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I’m not so confident in the answer being no.

Not even close to being a given. Not with this court.

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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:28:13am

re: #279 NetworkKed

Why is it always 15 that people want to expand the SC to?

What’s wrong with 11, or 13? Why go for double overkill?

Especially since the only way that will get through Congress will be to allow the GOP to do some of the nominations.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:30:36am

re: #283 Belafon

Especially since the only way that will get through Congress will be to allow the GOP to do some of the nominations.

Moscow Mitch changed the previous conventions when he pushed Gorsucks through. (No, that’s not a spelling error.) So all we would need is 51 senators.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:30:53am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:31:30am
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:33:19am

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:34:41am

re: #285 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Fox News doing what Fox News does with the counterpoint on this:

EXCLUSIVE: There is increasing confidence that the COVID-19 outbreak likely originated in a Wuhan laboratory, though not as a bioweapon but as part of China’s attempt to demonstrate that its efforts to identify and combat viruses are equal to or greater than the capabilities of the United States, multiple sources who have been briefed on the details of early actions by China’s government and seen relevant materials tell Fox News.

This may be the “costliest government cover-up of all time,” one of the sources said.

The sources believe the initial transmission of the virus - a naturally occurring strain that was being studied there - was bat-to-human and that “patient zero” worked at the laboratory, then went into the population in Wuhan.

The “increasing confidence” comes from classified and open-source documents and evidence, the sources said. Fox News has requested to see the evidence directly. Sources emphasized — as is often the case with intelligence — that it’s not definitive and should not be characterized as such. Some inside the administration and the intelligence and epidemiological communities are more skeptical, and the investigation is continuing.

What all of the sources agree about is the extensive cover-up of data and information about COVID-19 orchestrated by the Chinese government.

Google News has featured this story high up today. ARGHHHHH.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:37:26am
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:41:47am

re: #286 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Not fair because she’s obviously immortal

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steve_davis  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:43:21am

re: #199 Anymouse 🌹🏡

I’m a bit ahead of you in the DVD set, so I won’t spoil the plot for you.

“Dark Shadows” had a different problem all soap operas have to deal with: Daily taping means there isn’t a whole lot of time to retape flubbed scenes. They only do it in a soap opera if it is some sort of catastrophic failure.

The DVD version shows the slate board at the beginning of each episode; nearly all of them are “Take One.”

Additionally, the show has the nickname of “Boom Shadows” for the frequent shadows of mike booms and equipment which appear in scenes, along with stage hands walking through sets, noise off the side of the stage, &c.

i remember somebody mentioning in a doctor who commentary how sometimes the actors would shout out “fuck!” after a flub to ensure that the scene had to be reshot.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:46:40am
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danarchy  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:48:06am

re: #292 jaunte

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way to go congress

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:48:52am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:49:05am

re: #292 jaunte

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Massively underfunded compared to the big company bailout slush fund.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:49:40am

re: #290 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

Not fair because she’s obviously immortal

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God: You know what? Fuck it. You did that, I’m letting you live forever.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:51:13am

re: #279 NetworkKed

Why is it always 15 that people want to expand the SC to?

What’s wrong with 11, or 13? Why go for double overkill?

It’s payback time!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:53:47am

re: #292 jaunte

HUGE.

Paycheck Protection Program (PPP), which authorizes loans to small businesses to pay employees during the COVID-19 crisis, has run out of money and is now frozen.

Small Business Administration says it is “currently unable to accept new applications” or enroll new lenders.

priorities

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:54:17am
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:56:15am

re: #299 jaunte

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Revoke his medical license!

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:57:03am

“Schools are a very appetizing opportunity.”

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:59:45am

Thieves and wreckers.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Apr 16, 2020 • 7:59:55am

We would lose about 20-25 students according to Dr. Fraud. That is like having a school shooting. Maybe worse.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:00:34am

re: #299 jaunte

If my math is right that’s 20 000 to 30 000 kids out of every million. There are approximately 74 million kids under the age of 18 in the U.S. Let’s assume at least 80 percent regularly attend school, that would be 59.2 Million.

Two percent of that number would be 1,184 000.

That’s a lot of dead kids.

FUCK Dr. Oz. FUCK him.

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sagehen  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:01:02am

re: #299 jaunte

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Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Pro-Life party.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:01:24am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

Plus whatever percentage of their families they go home to spread the virus to.

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jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:02:09am

When did the “pro-life” party become a suicide cult?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:02:19am

OT: Wife and I went shopping at the local Wal-Mart market at around 7 PM last night. No cleaning wipes or sanitizer to be had but the paper products aisle was very well stocked. For the first time in about a month and a half, I actually got to CHOOSE what kind of TP I wanted!

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:03:31am

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:03:48am

re: #307 jaunte

When did the “pro-life” party become a suicide cult?

Republicans will do ANYTHING to spite liberals. And they will gladly die for the white race.

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makeitstop  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:05:18am

re: #299 jaunte

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Fucking monster.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:05:46am

re: #310 Joe Bacon 🌹

Republicans will do ANYTHING to spite liberals. And they will gladly die for the white race.

Getting THEMSELVES killed to own the Libs? That’s basically where we’re at now?

Great long term plan, guys.

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Omar Comin’ Yo  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:06:36am

re: #299 jaunte

I think we just found our death panel.

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BigPapa  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:06:59am

re: #307 jaunte

When did the “pro-life” party become a suicide cult?

because it was never pro life to begin with

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danarchy  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:07:14am

re: #299 jaunte

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Dr. Oz is a schmuck, but that isn’t what he fucking said. The lancet article he refers to says closing schools only reduces total mortality by 2-4%. That means if there were going to be 10000 deaths, opening schools would increase that to something like 10200-10400.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:07:28am

The GOP is pro Christian white male and nothing else.

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Renaissance_Man  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:07:41am

re: #307 jaunte

When did the “pro-life” party become a suicide cult?

They will suicide if commanded, like any cult. But at this stage, they don’t really expect any bad consequences for themselves. Bad consequences happen to other people, and they are excited for it to happen to them because they hate so many other people. That’s how powerful white privilege is - they’ve never had any bad consequences ever, so they don’t think it can happen to them.

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wrenchwench  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:07:58am

re: #307 jaunte

When did the “pro-life” party become a suicide cult?

Day one. Most of them didn’t know it at the time. Majority of them still don’t realize it.

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BigPapa  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:07:58am

re: #316 Eclectic Cyborg

The GOP is pro Christian white male and nothing else.

‘Blessed Be’

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:10:02am

re: #302 jaunte

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Thieves and wreckers.

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John Hughes  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:12:02am

re: #241 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Since my telephone company is also the monopoly Internet provider, that means a huge telephone bill (my telephone service costs more than my gas, electric, and water combined—or the equivalent of my property tax every three months).

In France that’s illegal — the “historical operator”, the old France Telecom, is obliged to let other internet/phone providers rent its lines at near cost rates.

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SteelPH  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:14:20am

re: #318 wrenchwench

Day one. Most of them didn’t know it at the time. Majority of them still don’t realize it.

Some do know and will gladly die unceremoniously for Dear Leader.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:14:44am

re: #321 John Hughes

In France that’s illegal — the “historical operator”, the old France Telecom, is obliged to let other internet/phone providers rent its lines at near cost rates.

And it should be fucking illegal here too, but no, this is America, where rich people can screw poor people more effectively than other country in the world.

324
BigPapa  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:16:56am

Regulations on things affecting the greater good such as pollution oppress rich people wanting to get richer. Removing them makes it easier on the rich folk.

Who else benefits from environmental deregulation?

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wrenchwench  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:17:24am

re: #322 SteelPH

Some do know and will gladly die unceremoniously for Dear Leader.

Possibly the gladness will be proportional to the ceremoniousness. One red cap, at minimum.

326
John Hughes  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:18:15am

re: #252 Sherlock Hound

France is still using TGV trains as ambulances.

Yeah, people are moved from zones where are the ICU beds are taken (originally the Grande Est, later the Ile de France) to places that are not (yet) being overwhelmed. Military transports, helicopters, long distance coaches and ambulance convoys have also been used. The idea being that the flow will change direction later on and we want to avoid a full-on Italy style collapse in any one region.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:20:32am

re: #304 Eclectic Cyborg

If my math is right that’s 20 000 to 30 000 kids out of every million. There are approximately 74 million kids under the age of 18 in the U.S. Let’s assume at least 80 percent regularly attend school, that would be 59.2 Million.

Two percent of that number would be 1,184 000.

That’s a lot of dead kids.

FUCK Dr. Oz. FUCK him.

I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:20:50am

re: #301 jaunte

“Schools are a very appetizing opportunity.”

Education is just another expense to be minimized in order to optimize the bottom line.

329
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:21:25am

This fucker isn’t dead yet?

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danarchy  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:23:02am

re: #323 Eclectic Cyborg

And it should be fucking illegal here too, but no, this is America, where rich people can screw poor people more effectively than other country in the world.

Telecoms are required in the US to lease the local loops to independant ISPs at regulated prices. The telecoms have lots of games they play between litigation and just on an operational front foot dragging to provision things and troubleshoot issues for those ISPs.

It just isn’t worth it for those independants to fight for those rural customers.

331
Kilroy was here  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:23:42am

Ripley and Lucy bird watching… Lucy got to the heated bed first this time.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:26:13am

re: #316 Eclectic Cyborg

The GOP is pro Christian RICH white male and nothing else.

more accurate

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:27:32am

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:32:19am

This is your Thursday Corona PSA:

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BigPapa  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:34:34am

Day 2 of Weasel coffee: smells like a flavored coffee but not in an over the top bad way. Vanilla, milk chocolate, and toasty nuances, and a luxurious earthiness. Drinks super smooth.

Despite it being amazing coffee and me loving to call it Cat Shit coffee, I found out that they treat the civets horribly to get them to produce product so I won’t be buying any. If you really want ass coffee, get the elephant produced kind. The elephants have a much better living on a luxury estate, eating and pooping at their leisure with a bunch of servants fussing over them.

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:34:49am

No comment.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:37:12am

re: #299 jaunte

“My kids aren’t in iron lungs. I don’t care.”
///

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wrenchwench  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:41:43am

I was under the impression that they were M 95 masks. I’m not very good at this alphabet thing.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:44:25am

re: #326 John Hughes

Yeah, people are moved from zones where are the ICU beds are taken (originally the Grande Est, later the Ile de France) to places that are not (yet) being overwhelmed. Military transports, helicopters, long distance coaches and ambulance convoys have also been used. The idea being that the flow will change direction later on and we want to avoid a full-on Italy style collapse in any one region.

That would not work on Amtrak! ///

I follow a lot of French cheminots (train workers) on Twitter. Besides posting
awesome train photos, they are justifiably proud of their work! So am I.

340
Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:45:27am

re: #338 wrenchwench

I was under the impression that they were M 95 masks. I’m not very good at this alphabet thing.

And I agree with them. The patients are already sick. There’s no reason to add ten more people to take care of.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:47:07am

re: #338 wrenchwench

They are N95’s similar to this.

amazon.com

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:48:23am

Heads up Lizardim:
A dietary supplement named “Anoroc” [“corona” backwards] is making the rounds. It is a fraud. expressen.se [Swedish]

343
PhillyPretzel  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:49:39am

re: #342 Teukka

Thanks for the heads up. :)

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mmmirele  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:53:05am

re: #125 Dread Pirate

I was down to one last bucket-list event, a night time supernova. I decided that was just too short of a list so I added an ELE asteroid strike, but I will accept a M.A.D. nuclear war as an inferior substitute as long as I can see a few strikes in the distance before the direct hit. There better be a direct hit at the end if I have to put up with a substitute.

Yeah, my one bucket list item I have almost no control over is a naked-eye supernova. SN1987a only got up to mag 3, plus it was in 1987, I was in law school, and didn’t have the money or the time to get somewhere I could see it. But it’s not like my boyfriend and I didn’t talk about running down to Central America to see it, because we did.

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:57:10am

re: #315 danarchy

Dr. Oz is a schmuck, but that isn’t what he fucking said. The lancet article he refers to says closing schools only reduces total mortality by 2-4%. That means if there were going to be 10000 deaths, opening schools would increase that to something like 10200-10400.

Except reopening the schools means everyone would get exposed, and the death toll wouldn’t be 10,000, but more like in the millions - putting the 2-4% in the tens of thousands in excess mortality (not counting the parents/grandparents/caregivers who die too).

Oz is a fucknut who is trying to provide justifications to Trump to reopen for business.

346
jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:57:13am
347
HypnoToad  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:58:52am

re: #344 mmmirele

I really want to see Antares go. With all of the nebula and dust clouds in the immediate region, it would be spectacular for years as the expanding light pulse sequentially lit everything.

348
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 16, 2020 • 8:59:58am

re: #345 lawhawk

Except reopening the schools means everyone would get exposed, and the death toll wouldn’t be 10,000, but more like in the millions - putting the 2-4% in the tens of thousands in excess mortality (not counting the parents/grandparents/caregivers who die too).

Oz is a fucknut who is trying to provide justifications to Trump to reopen for business.

Yep. It would put the faculty and staff at risk. Oz really should shut the fuck up. It sucks we’re closed down but maybe if Trump didn’t want that, he should have cared more about what the IC was telling him than having yet another rally where he whined the same crap speech.

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Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:00:09am

re: #344 mmmirele

Yeah, my one bucket list item I have almost no control over is a naked-eye supernova. SN1987a only got up to mag 3, plus it was in 1987, I was in law school, and didn’t have the money or the time to get somewhere I could see it. But it’s not like my boyfriend and I didn’t talk about running down to Central America to see it, because we did.

re: #347 HypnoToad

I really want to see Antares go. With all of the nebula and dust clouds in the immediate region, it would be spectacular for years as the expanding light pulse sequentially lit everything.

When you wish for said naked-eye supernova, please remember to be specific and wish it to be far enough away for the associated GRB not to fry us.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:04:00am

re: #347 HypnoToad

I really want to see Antares go. With all of the nebula and dust clouds in the immediate region, it would be spectacular for years as the expanding light pulse sequentially lit everything.

I’ll settle for Betelgeuse.

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HypnoToad  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:04:43am

re: #349 Teukka

GRB’s are narrowly focused along the rotational axis and IIRC neither Antares or Betelgeuse are axis-on to us. At roughly 300 LY away for each, we should be safe.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:05:53am

re: #351 HypnoToad

GRB’s are narrowly focused along the rotational axis and IIRC neither Antares or Betelgeuse are axis-on to us. At roughly 300 LY away for each, we should be safe.

550 and 700.

353
Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:05:55am

Hell I just want to see the Republican Party Elephant supernova and wind up in the Political Graveyard along with the Federalist Eagle, Whig Raccoon, Prohibition Camel and Progressive Bull Moose!

354
jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:06:54am
355
Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:07:14am

JFC, WTF and all that:

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danarchy  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:08:52am

re: #345 lawhawk

Except reopening the schools means everyone would get exposed, and the death toll wouldn’t be 10,000, but more like in the millions - putting the 2-4% in the tens of thousands in excess mortality (not counting the parents/grandparents/caregivers who die too).

Oz is a fucknut who is trying to provide justifications to Trump to reopen for business.

I am not saying whether the lancet article is correct or not, but it specifically says that closing schools does not significantly slow the spread of the virus.

357
Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:10:00am

re: #350 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

I’ll settle for Betelgeuse.

Say it three times and we’ll see what happens.

/

358
Dr. Matt  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:11:17am
359
Teukka  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:12:12am

re: #357 Eclectic Cyborg

Say it three times and we’ll see what happens.

/

Giphy

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:12:14am

re: #350 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

I’ll settle for Betelgeuse.

2 more times…. and then:

Beetlejuice - It’s Showtime

361
SteelPH  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:13:23am

re: #358 Dr. Matt

Can’t tell if real or Poe.

362
Dr. Matt  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:15:25am

re: #361 SteelPH

Can’t tell if real or Poe.

It’s a parody. Watch the entire video…he “bought” a 70 inch flat screen to watch FNC all day, meanwhile his “baby” is crying the background but he claims he can’t afford formula. Pretty funny stuffy.

363
jaunte  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:15:59am

re: #361 SteelPH

It’s Poe:
indystar.com

364
SteelPH  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:17:01am

re: #362 Dr. Matt

re: #363 jaunte

Thanks for the clarifications!

365
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:22:04am

re: #141 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

He doesn’t want the job.

Will Andrew Cuomo run for president, his brother asks? ‘No. No’

Jump to the 7:25 mark

That doesn’t mean he won’t step up if asked, and if the situation has become dire enough (as it shows every sign of becoming). At this point, he is not running and of course he will not undermine Biden or create a distraction by expressing hypothetical interest.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:32:40am

re: #163 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Is this a real quote? I’m not on Twitter — but couldn’t find a Trump tweet from that date.

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TedStriker  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:38:08am

re: #364 SteelPH

Thanks for the clarifications!

Interesting, informative nugget:

The 29-year-old University of Indianapolis graduate and part-time writer for “The Bob & Tom Show” is far more mellow than his redneck alter-ego. He speaks softly, and could even be described as bit timid.

‘Nuff said ;-P

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retired cynic  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:38:43am

“My Wife Hates it When I Work From Home” — Banksy Shares Rats Run Amok in his Bathroom from Quarantine, this is colossal

Gee, I wonder why!

369
Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:43:09am

re: #368 retired cynic

“My Wife Hates it When I Work From Home” — Banksy Shares Rats Run Amok in his Bathroom from Quarantine, this is colossal

Gee, I wonder why!

[Embedded content]

Reminds me of this record Ernie Kovacs used in his comedy routines!

Leona Anderson - “Rats In My Room”

370
Dr Lizardo  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:45:34am

re: #368 retired cynic

“My Wife Hates it When I Work From Home” — Banksy Shares Rats Run Amok in his Bathroom from Quarantine, this is colossal

Gee, I wonder why!

[Embedded content]

Ghost - Rats (Official Music Video)

The Apocalypse - now with interpretive dance!

371
makeitstop  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:53:16am

NY PAUSE extended to May 15. Not like I was planning on going anywhere, anyway…

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makeitstop  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:53:57am

re: #371 makeitstop

NY PAUSE extended to May 15. Not like I was planning on going anywhere, anyway…

Oh, wait. Gotta go to the bank and the foods library. Back later.

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 9:57:57am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:04:49am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:13:15am
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Belafon  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:14:36am

re: #374 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I was hoping it went in the direction it did: Trump removed the key piece of the entire global response, US, from the decision tree. And everything needed us to do what we used to do.

377
Barefoot Grin  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:16:06am

re: #362 Dr. Matt

It’s a parody. Watch the entire video…he “bought” a 70 inch flat screen to watch FNC all day, meanwhile his “baby” is crying the background but he claims he can’t afford formula. Pretty funny stuffy.

It’s the best one yet, I think. “Gaslighting conferences” is brilliant.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:17:27am
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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:17:57am

re: #378 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:19:02am

update on the Lysol: I read the package carefully and I see why my mom never bought the stuff. It is a major eye irritant. I just finished wiping down the kitchen sink and bagging up the paper towels. It may kill germs and it gets to my eyes. dang.

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retired cynic  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:19:27am

re: #235 Anymouse 🌹🏡

If my mother ever requires personal care, I don’t care how much it puts me in the hole she’s either moving in with me or in the house for sale across the street. There’s no fookin’ way I’d bunk her in a capitalist-run nursing home.

You can say that, but situations can overwhelm you. I had to put my husband in a nursing home, and I hated it, but I was physically not strong enough to lift and care for him as his disease progressed. And I could not afford to have someone on hand around the clock. We did that with his mother, and it bankrupted us, and that is why I have no money now, and will soon lose my home. So don’t say never.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:23:02am

re: #379 lawhawk

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So Oz is both nuts are wrong; not surprising.

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lawhawk  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:23:29am

re: #381 retired cynic

You can say that, but situations can overwhelm you. I had to put my husband in a nursing home, and I hated it, but I was physically not strong enough to lift and care for him as his disease progressed. And I could not afford to have someone on hand around the clock. We did that with his mother, and it bankrupted us, and that is why I have no money now, and will soon lose my home. So don’t say never.

Mom was in real bad shape for years, and dad tried to do the best he could, but as she became less mobile, the harder it was for him. It got to the point where it just wasn’t safe for her to be at home - either for mom or dad. She was a fall risk, and dad had no way of getting her back into a seat or bed. It was the most heartbreaking thing watching her body fail her.

Fuck cancer and fuck the ghouls running far too many of the nursing home facilities (they’re now chains), who skimp on care/coverage and can’t manage a reasonable patient-nurse ratio, or staff-patient ratio. It has deadly consequences. We’re seeing all of that on display as covid19 rages across the nation.

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Done Ben Wrote  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:31:52am

re: #218 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Moron Tabernacle Choir?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 16, 2020 • 10:37:16am

re: #380 PhillyPretzel

update on the Lysol: I read the package carefully and I see why my mom never bought the stuff. It is a major eye irritant. I just finished wiping down the kitchen sink and bagging up the paper towels. It may kill germs and it gets to my eyes. dang.

When my sister had hepatitis, Mom had to wash everything down with Lysol and she always had to use a face shield and gloves per our doctor.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 16, 2020 • 11:28:07am

re: #380 PhillyPretzel

update on the Lysol: I read the package carefully and I see why my mom never bought the stuff. It is a major eye irritant. I just finished wiping down the kitchen sink and bagging up the paper towels. It may kill germs and it gets to my eyes. dang.

And bad for kitties btw.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 16, 2020 • 11:59:05am

re: #292 jaunte

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Bet the big corps are still getting theirs.


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