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168 comments
1
🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:27:05am
2
Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:27:39am
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Patricia Kayden  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:31:21am

re: #1 🌹UOJB!

4
Citizen K  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:32:44am

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

From the same thread:

EDIT: Wrong link

5
Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:34:34am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:40:14am
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🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:41:21am

Stop it. Just fucking stop it.

8
Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:41:33am

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I want to know the name on the transaction.

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Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:41:40am

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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How ridiculous. A true president has a button on his desk to order a servant to bring in a bagel on demand!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:42:47am

Hot cup of black coffee and good hunk of not completely thawed key lime pie

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sagehen  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:43:17am

re: #6 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Sesame bagels? The horror. A real progressive would have chosen cinnamon raisin. This is what’s wrong with centrists.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:44:12am

re: #11 sagehen

Sesame bagels? The horror. A real progressive would have chosen cinnamon raisin. This is what’s wrong with centrists.

Poppyseed. Fight me.

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Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:44:58am

Blueberry bagels are the only correct answer.

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:45:01am

re: #12 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Poppyseed. Fight me.

Onion.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:45:02am

re: #11 sagehen

re: #12 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Onion bagels are the best.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:45:55am

By the way are those Chinese soldiers still massed on the Canadian and Mexican borders?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:46:08am

Am I the only Everything bagel lover on here?

/

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:46:16am

Everything bagel, lox, cream cheese, most of the capers in the cream cheese and few on top, onion.

Don’t ask for a bite.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:46:54am

EVERYHING BAGELS
‘cause
UNITY

20
Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:47:17am

Didn’t goddamnedfrank have a twitter account?

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:47:52am

re: #18 BigPapa

Everything bagel, lox, cream cheese, most of the capers in the cream cheese and few on top, onion.

Don’t ask for a bite.

Can I take a bite?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:48:26am

re: #18 BigPapa

Everything bagel, lox, cream cheese, most of the capers in the cream cheese and few on top, onion.

Don’t ask for a bite.

Ugh. *shudder*

I’m one of those strange people that likes sweet bagels. Blueberry bagels, cinnamon raisin, pass ‘em on down. Though I do love a good asiago parmesan bagel, too. I’ll do lox, cream cheese, and capers, but onions… blech.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:49:54am

re: #16 🌹UOJB!

By the way are those Chinese soldiers still massed on the Canadian and Mexican borders?

In caravans

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:50:18am

re: #17 Eclectic Cyborg

Am I the only Everything bagel lover on here?

/

Nope, that is my fav

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nines09  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:50:18am

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:50:42am

re: #21 Nyet

Can I take a bite?

(piercing laser death stare emoji)

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:50:52am

re: #7 🌹UOJB!

Stop it. Just fucking stop it.

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I went and looked up the guy they’re “quoting”, and he didn’t file a pool report.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:51:49am

re: #22 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Ugh. *shudder*

I’m one of those strange people that likes sweet bagels. Blueberry bagels, cinnamon raisin, pass ‘em on down. Though I do love a good asiago parmesan bagel, too. I’ll do lox, cream cheese, and capers, but onions… blech.

Not for me — no sweet, no onions. Rye or egg are my favorites — occasionally with plain cream cheese, but unadorned is fine too.

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Teukka  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:52:10am
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🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:52:10am

OOPS! Mr. Zip Tie got Zipped!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:53:31am
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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:53:32am

re: #26 BigPapa

(piercing laser death stare emoji)

To cut out a piece for me?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:54:47am

re: #28 Hecuba’s daughter

Not for me — no sweet, no onions. Rye or egg are my favorites — occasionally with plain cream cheese, but unadorned is fine too.

Plain cream cheese or with butter are the way I usually eat them. The parmesan asiago ones make a fantastic sandwich with egg, sausage, and cheese.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:55:33am

re: #17 Eclectic Cyborg

Am I the only Everything bagel lover on here?

/

Bagels. The boat anchor of bread products.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:57:03am

re: #17 Eclectic Cyborg

Am I the only Everything bagel lover on here?

/

Nope!!! It’s all I ever get.

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:57:16am

re: #32 Nyet

To cut out a piece for me?

Too late. You need to move faster.

(licks poppy seeds off plate)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:57:20am

re: #25 nines09

Hey! Everything’s working again!

Mr. Johnson is pretty quick.

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:57:23am

(haz never eaten a bagel)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:58:51am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 11:59:59am

re: #20 Nyet

Didn’t goddamnedfrank have a twitter account?

Yes, the same name.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:00:56pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:02:06pm

re: #20 Nyet

re: #40 Charles Johnson

Here is what I found:

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:02:11pm
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Jay C  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:03:44pm

Nope: site’s still not working right:
I just noticed I can’t refresh New Comments, nor “reply” or “quote”
List comes up current when I refresh the whole thread/page, though.
(Chrome on W10)

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:04:47pm

re: #44 Jay C

Nope: site’s still not working right:
I just noticed I can’t refresh New Comments, nor “reply” or “quote”
List comes up current when I refresh the whole thread/page, though.
(Chrome on W10)

Didn’t work for me an hour (?) ago or so, now does.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:04:56pm

Let’s Go Packers

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Jay C  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:05:18pm

Can’t edit, either

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:05:45pm

re: #44 Jay C

Nope: site’s still not working right:
I just noticed I can’t refresh New Comments, nor “reply” or “quote”
List comes up current when I refresh the whole thread/page, though.
(Chrome on W10)

Try right-clicking Chrome’s “reload” icon and choose “Empty Cache and Reload.”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:06:21pm

re: #44 Jay C

Nope: site’s still not working right:
I just noticed I can’t refresh New Comments, nor “reply” or “quote”
List comes up current when I refresh the whole thread/page, though.
(Chrome on W10)

Did you reload the page?

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Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:06:55pm

re: #11 sagehen

Sesame bagels? The horror. A real progressive would have chosen cinnamon raisin. This is what’s wrong with centrists.

Um no
No fruit baked into bagels
Ever

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:07:47pm

re: #34 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Bagels. The boat anchor of bread products.

There was a serious industrial bagel plant on St Nicholas Avenue in The Bronx. At 2 in the morning you could watch them through the front window. The assembly conveyor ran them through their hot water bath on the way to the oven and the front counter.

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Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:07:59pm

re: #46 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Let’s Go Packers

PACKERS!!!

MST3k says: Packers win the Super Bowl!

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b.d. (America Is Great Again!)  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:08:04pm

re: #50 Dangerman

Um no
No fruit baked into bagels
Ever

Not even pineapple?

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:09:48pm

re: #50 Dangerman

Um no
No fruit baked into bagels
Ever

You’re dead to me. DEAD!

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:10:19pm

re: #50 Dangerman

re: #53 b.d. (Be Best!)

amazon.com

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:10:31pm
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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:11:27pm

There have been so many arguments in the form “but in their own way they are fighting for democracy because they really do believe the election was stolen” that it’s time to declare that factchecking is a moral imperative.

Like I said in the last thread, most of the pogromists who murdered Jews also believed they were doing justice because they really, truly believed that Jews were torturing, murdering and consuming Christian babies. We don’t see many people defending them on that basis, rightfully so.

You are co-responsible for your beliefs.

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:12:42pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:16:38pm

Whats up with GDFrank?

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:17:31pm

re: #57 Nyet

Hawaii GOP was threading the needle trying to give credence to QBots because they believed in what they were doing. Deleted the thread. I read it early this AM.

sfgate.com

“We should make it abundantly clear - the people who subscribed to the Q fiction, were largely motivated by a sincere and deep love for America,” one tweet read. “Patriotism and love of County should never be ridiculed.”

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:17:56pm

re: #60 BigPapa

Hawaii GOP was threading the needle trying to give credence to QBots because they believed in what they were doing. Deleted the thread. I read it early this AM.

sfgate.com

And now the Texas GOP has one up.

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:18:16pm

re: #60 BigPapa

That was referring to that too, yes.

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:19:26pm

This justification due to righteous cause was used to go lighter on Hitler and his henchmen.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:20:29pm

“Houston we have a problem”…

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:21:23pm

re: #59 Rightwingconspirator

Whats up with GDFrank?

I think he’s changed his SM profile. He took some time away recently, he’s back on Twitter. I pinged him said he was keeping low key or off SM more but he was good.

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:22:29pm

re: #64 (((Archangel1)))

Wasn’t me (points at Nyet)

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:23:46pm

re: #66 BigPapa

Wasn’t me (points at Nyet)

And I would have gotten away with it, too…

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:23:47pm

re: #60 BigPapa

Hawaii GOP was threading the needle trying to give credence to QBots because they believed in what they were doing. Deleted the thread. I read it early this AM.

sfgate.com

“We should make it abundantly clear - the people who subscribed to the Q fiction, were largely motivated by a sincere and deep love for America,” one tweet read. “Patriotism and love of County should never be ridiculed.”

Ideally, they shouldn’t be ridiculed. They should be pitied and run through some kind of therapy program. Of course, if they act out harmfully they should be neutralized gently and reliably.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:24:37pm

I do not know what is going on but I can’t get the comments to load.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:25:02pm

For me, new comments keep updating above the 26th post..

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:26:07pm

What is going on?

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Nyet  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:26:44pm

re: #71 PhillyPretzel

Have you tried reloading the page?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:27:47pm

re: #70 (((Archangel1)))

For me, new comments keep updating above the 26th post..

[Embedded content]

It’s working fine for me now. Perhaps one of the few times my two-cans-and-a-string landline is useful.

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Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:28:13pm

re: #63 BigPapa

This justification due to righteous cause was used to go lighter on Hitler and his henchmen.

They were just veterans with legitimate beefs with the government! Shouldn’t they be free to express them without ridicule?!

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:28:20pm

Comments working normally here.

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:28:37pm

re: #68 Decatur Deb

Ideally, they shouldn’t be ridiculed. They should be pitied and run through some kind of therapy program. Of course, if they act out harmfully they should be neutralized gently and reliably.

Mocking and ridiculing is a human reaction every bit as valid as anger and pity. Maybe it shouldn’t be done or kept to the minimum. But there is no reasoning with the unreasonable. The best that should be done is to leave a door open, albeit the cult beliefs and bullshit have to be left outside. The moment they spit the cultspeak they have to be ostracized and made to face consequences.

That’s the problem in general. People lie all the time and never face consequences. It’s just a difference of opinion. We’ve ceded some bit of respect to the opinions of bad faith actors and conspiracy theorists. The ‘camel in the tent’ indeed.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:28:54pm

Disgusting.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:29:03pm

re: #60 BigPapa

Hawaii GOP was threading the needle trying to give credence to QBots because they believed in what they were doing. Deleted the thread. I read it early this AM.

sfgate.com

Of course they deleted it and moved on. They got the lie out there, now it will live on as long as they don’t acknowledge they did that on purpose.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:29:09pm

I have fifty plus comments that have not loaded. I cannot take this any more.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:30:38pm

re: #76 BigPapa

Mocking and ridiculing is a human reaction every bit as valid as anger and pity. Maybe it shouldn’t be done or kept to the minimum. But there is no reasoning with the unreasonable. The best that should be done is to leave a door open, albeit the cult beliefs and bullshit have to be left outside. The moment they spit the cultspeak they have to be ostracized and made to face consequences.

That’s the problem in general. People lie all the time and never face consequences. It’s just a difference of opinion. We’ve ceded some bit of respect to the opinions of bad faith actors and conspiracy theorists. The ‘camel in the tent’ indeed.

Long ago I learned that the definition of ‘pity” is “amiable contempt”.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:32:31pm

Deep State Bagels

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:32:47pm

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

Disgusting.

The Feral Conservative Channel.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:33:47pm

re: #81 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Deep State Bagels

Zients serves as both Counselor to the President and Coordinator of the COVID-19 response

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:35:15pm

I am in spy mode and that seems to be working.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:37:16pm

re: #44 Jay C

Nope: site’s still not working right:
I just noticed I can’t refresh New Comments, nor “reply” or “quote”
List comes up current when I refresh the whole thread/page, though.
(Chrome on W10)

I don’t use Chrome, but I’ve had similar problems when the browser I was using ran out of memory. At least that’s what I assume it was, since quitting completely and reloading the browser fixed the problem.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:37:47pm

worldometers.info

Nebraska ranks at #8 in coronavirus cases per capita.

All top ten states except Rhode Island are run by conservatives.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:39:01pm

re: #86 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

worldometers.info

Nebraska ranks at #8 in coronavirus cases per capita.

All top ten states except Rhode Island are run by conservatives.

R.I. is so small a wedding party shifts its numbers.

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stpaulbear  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:39:54pm

Whoops. I just lost the ability to load new comments. W10 / Chrome.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:40:44pm
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Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:41:39pm

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

Disgusting.

[Embedded content]

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

Disgusting.

[Embedded content]

White:

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Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:42:09pm

There was some invalid HTML in comment 25. Reload and it’s fixed now.

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Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:42:43pm

re: #55 PhillyPretzel

amazon.com

blasphemy
At least you didn’t go with Lender’s

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Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:43:39pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

They’d have done it with whatever word or idea he put forth

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Decatur Deb  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:44:04pm

re: #91 Charles Johnson

There was some invalid HTML in comment 25. Reload and it’s fixed now.

Tagging the Mona Lisa on the side of a moving subway car.

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Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:44:24pm

re: #63 BigPapa

This justification due to righteous cause was used to go lighter on Hitler and his henchmen.

And all manner of health care repression in the US

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:44:47pm

re: #91 Charles Johnson

There was some invalid HTML in comment 25. Reload and it’s fixed now.

Doggo broke threaddo. Still a good boy 11/10.

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🌹UOJB!  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:49:34pm
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b.d. (America Is Great Again!)  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:51:45pm

lol.

loving how the GOP isn’t in disarray, all is fine!!

ps - piss off a cheney, expect a counterattack

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Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:53:41pm

re: #89 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

“Yes, Herr Hitler has been jailing and executing everyone from his political opponents to homosexuals and the infirm, but how can you consider that evil compared to the war the Kaiser started?!”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:54:42pm

There it is.

FEC Filing for Patriot Party

The associated bank is USAA.

1. Patriot Party
4004 Rosedale Place
Grovetown, GA 30813
Email: firefiten37@gmail.com;firefiten37@gmail.com
2. Date: 01/22/2021
3. FEC Committee ID #: C00767095
This committee collects contributions, pays fundraising expenses and disburses net proceeds for two or more political
committees/organizations, at least one of which is an authorized committee of a federal candidate.
Committees Participating in Joint Fundraiser

1. DONALD J. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT, INC. FEC ID number C00580100

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William Lewis  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:56:11pm

re: #28 Hecuba’s daughter

Not for me — no sweet, no onions. Rye or egg are my favorites — occasionally with plain cream cheese, but unadorned is fine too.

Egg bagel, toasted, lots of butter and a nice cup of tea alongside.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:57:06pm

re: #101 William Lewis

That sounds good. :)

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Greup  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:57:40pm

re: #100 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Let the Grift begin again.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:58:08pm

re: #103 Greup

That is exactly what it is.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:58:39pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 12:59:28pm

re: #105 (((Archangel1)))

At least he has a sense of humor.

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:02:23pm

Wow.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:03:05pm
109
Charles Johnson  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:05:15pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:06:31pm

re: #108 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Kentucky GOP rejected it

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lawhawk  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:07:00pm

re: #12 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Poppyseed. Fight me.

re: #12 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Poppyseed. Fight me.

You’re not a true progressive unless you pick an everything bagel.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:08:06pm

(0:37)

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:08:23pm

re: #111 lawhawk

You’re not a true progressive unless you pick an everything bagel.

I’ll show myself out.

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JC1  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:10:21pm

re: #86 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

worldometers.info

Nebraska ranks at #8 in coronavirus cases per capita.

All top ten states except Rhode Island are run by conservatives.

Doesn’t RI have a GOP governor?

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BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:10:43pm

blueberry bagels are the pineapple on pizzas of Spaghetti-O casseroles

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b.d. (America Is Great Again!)  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:11:09pm

re: #111 lawhawk

You’re not a true progressive unless you pick an everything bagel.

And then throw the whole thing away because the onions weren’t locally sourced.

//

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O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:11:11pm

re: #114 JC1

Doesn’t RI have a GOP governor?

It does not, its administration and representation are all Democratic.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:11:19pm
119
Targetpractice  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:15:53pm

re: #115 BigPapa

blueberry bagels are the pineapple on pizzas of Spaghetti-O casseroles

Those words are BLASPHEMY!

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:15:57pm
121
JC1  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:17:14pm

re: #117 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

It does not, its administration and representation are all Democratic.

I stand corrected. Brain fart.

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Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:19:37pm
123
PhillyPretzel  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:19:41pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

Smart cat.

124
BigPapa  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:20:09pm

This is wowserz

125
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:20:16pm

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

I hope they find this scum and keep him locked in jail (with no bail) and then throw the book at them.

126
Belafon  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:20:31pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:21:07pm

The sweets store near my house - and within the local COVID lockdown’s 2 mile permitted radius - has imported and made available for purchase just about every Nabisco, Cadbury and (most importantly) Hostess product in existence.
Twinkies, glazed doughnuts, Cupcakes, Ding Dongs, and more - items I’ve not seen nor consumed in well over a decade.
In semi-related news, my wallet is notably lighter and my weight-loss goals have been postponed by a few months. xD

128
Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:23:41pm

re: #115 BigPapa

blueberry bagels are the pineapple on pizzas of Spaghetti-O casseroles

word!

129
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:24:54pm

re: #109 Charles Johnson

Leading back to the sixty-one tweet thread on Glenn Greenwalt defending Nazi groups through the decades and the mobs of fans he unleashed on anyone who criticised that as well.

130
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:24:56pm

So nice to be arguing about bagels and not whether or not the President is going to launch nukes.

131
Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:25:25pm

re: #123 PhillyPretzel

Smart cat.

or: my pole!

(eta we have cats. we know)

132
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:34:11pm
133
steve_davis  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:37:09pm

re: #23 Eventual Carrion

In caravans

speaking of caravans, I finally got around to watching Whiplash. God…damn that’s a strong 20 minute end of a movie.

134
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:37:09pm
135
b.d. (America Is Great Again!)  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:37:26pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Greenwald isn’t looking his healthiest, it looks like he’s carrying a gallon of water in his face.

136
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:42:06pm
137
BlueSpotinAL  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:45:13pm

Biden’s other press secretary addresses the Rolex watch question, and other stupid questions.

138
Rightwingconspirator  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:45:19pm

re: #65 BigPapa

I think he’s changed his SM profile. He took some time away recently, he’s back on Twitter. I pinged him said he was keeping low key or off SM more but he was good.

Whew!

139
b.d. (America Is Great Again!)  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:48:46pm

I’ll donate to keep that thing in the air.

140
nines09  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:48:48pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well my wife complains when I throw the ball too far…..

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:52:10pm

* Chants to self over and over *
“I am not weak willed… I am not weak willed… I am NOT weak willed…”

Narrator: In the face of his sweet-toothed favorites not seen in an age, he was.

Figure these should last me a year… until the end of the current COVID crisis… until next week… xD

142
nines09  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:53:10pm

re: #141 (((Archangel1)))

* Chants to self over and over *
“I am not weak willed… I am not weak willed… I am NOT weak willed…”

Narrator: In the face of his sweet-toothed favorites not seen in an age, he was.

[Embedded content]

Figure these should last me a year… until the end of the current COVID crisis… until next week… xD

Wednesday…………..

143
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:53:12pm
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Dangerman  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:53:34pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

cat owner spouses have always known this
(about cats)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:53:42pm

re: #139 b.d. (Be Best!)

Trump Greeted with Skywriter Banner at Mar-a-Lago, ‘Pathetic Loser’

wonder if that was from QAnon

146
Jay C  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:54:37pm

BTW, thanks to the Lizards who responded to my site-issue complaint: but, the Usual Thing occurred: I went out to run an errand, and by the time I got back, Charles had fixed the site, and it’s working fine now.

Little Green Footballs: top-notch tech support and NO phone trees!!

147
(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:56:33pm
148
Jay C  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:58:11pm

re: #147 (((Archangel1)))

And it was JFK Jr. who was flying the plane, right??

149
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:58:43pm
150
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:58:53pm

re: #144 Dangerman

cat owner spouses have always known this
(about cats)

Taking pictures of cat sleeping — no repurcussions
Taking pictures of spouse sleeping — much pain can occur.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 1:59:48pm
152
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:01:49pm

re: #150 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Same goes for taking a photo of a wife without her makeup on.

/

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:02:07pm

The terrible stories of others which went up on this tweet (and the notation that lots of people come from “broken homes” and turn out fine despite the stigma and stereotypes).

154
darthstar  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:03:28pm

Those pictures you see without Bernie? That’s when he was carrying you. (from a friend of my wife’s on fb)

155
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:04:43pm

re: #154 darthstar

Those pictures you see without Bernie? That’s when he was carrying you. (from a friend of my wife’s on fb)

That’s when he was taking the photos himself…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:05:02pm

re: #79 PhillyPretzel

I have fifty plus comments that have not loaded. I cannot take this any more.

(4:01)

NETWORK, Sidney Lumet, 1976 - I’m Mad As Hell and I’m Not Gonna Take This Anymore!

157
steve_davis  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:06:11pm

re: #107 (((Archangel1)))

Wow.

[Embedded content]

-50C, Muscovites grudgingly wheel in the grill for the end of the summer season.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:08:18pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:08:38pm

re: #157 steve_davis

-50C, Muscovites grudgingly wheel in the grill for the end of the summer season.

If they can get it through the snow drifts…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:10:53pm

re: #141 (((Archangel1)))

* Chants to self over and over *
“I am not weak willed… I am not weak willed… I am NOT weak willed…”

Narrator: In the face of his sweet-toothed favorites not seen in an age, he was.

[Embedded content]

Figure these should last me a year… until the end of the current COVID crisis… until next week… xD

You’ll come to tomorrow around noon, wrappers everywhere

161
(((Archangel1)))  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:12:52pm

re: #160 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

You’ll come to tomorrow around noon, wrappers everywhere

It’s been more than a decade since I’ve had any sold near me, and for all I know, it could be another decade before I see them again.
Must. Make. These. Last. ;-)

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nines09  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:13:10pm

re: #160 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

You’ll come to tomorrow around noon, wrappers everywhere

One half eaten Twinkie in your hand and crumbs everywhere.

163
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:14:48pm

re: #161 (((Archangel1)))

It’s been more than a decade since I’ve had any sold near me, and for all I know, it could be another decade before I see them again.
Must. Make. These. Last. ;-)

the Twinkies will last forever…save them for last

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:19:20pm

re: #162 nines09

One half eaten Twinkie in your hand and crumbs everywhere.

hardened creme filling stains on your clothes, milk duds caramel and chocolate filling the gaps between your teeth

165
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:20:07pm
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stpaulbear  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:22:42pm

re: #141 (((Archangel1)))

* Chants to self over and over *
“I am not weak willed… I am not weak willed… I am NOT weak willed…”

Narrator: In the face of his sweet-toothed favorites not seen in an age, he was.

[Embedded content]

Figure these should last me a year… until the end of the current COVID crisis… until next week… xD

I worked at a convenience store for a year while I was in tech school. We had ALL of that stuff and I had a habit of nibbling when I got bored.

The store owner would drive up in his Jaguar now and then and bitch to us about how store stock was disappearing, and I’d always make the argument that it was hard to watch for shoplifters when you were the only employee in the store and a bunch of people came in. I didn’t pay for everything I snacked on, but I was probably more right than he was.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 24, 2021 • 2:34:30pm

re: #148 Jay C

[Embedded content]

And it was JFK Jr. who was flying the plane, right??

If he had to ditch, then yes.

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gocart mozart  Jan 24, 2021 • 5:33:02pm

re: #158 Backwoods_Sleuth


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