The Bob Cesca Podcast: Fire in a Crowded Theater

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Fire In A Crowded Theater — [Explicit Language] Bob vs Unmasked Guys at the gym. Americans would rather ignore Trump and ignore COVID hoping they’ll go away. Poll shows 70% want to end COVID protocols. Governors tell Biden to announce the end of COVID. Trump confessed to the Mike Pence Eastman plot, then called for an investigation of Pence. Trump calls for another insurrection and offers to pardon insurrectionists. Trump was directly involved with seizing voting machines. Free speech absolutism. Fani Willis announces a criminal investigation into Trump. With Buzz Burbank and music by Tim Mahoney and Michael McDermott, and more!

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163 comments
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:13:58pm

OK so I made a run to the kosher bodega and now I am all stocked up on the essentials. Let the snows commence! Maybe tomorrow I will make cinnamon bread, after making waffles for breakfast.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:16:02pm
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A Cranky One  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:19:40pm

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:22:09pm

re: #3 A Cranky One

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And his wife Gloom probably helped with his observations.

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A Cranky One  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:24:59pm

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ckkatz  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:25:24pm

re: #3 A Cranky One

Time to bring out the Mark Twain Weather Quotes:

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.
- quoted in Mark Twain and I, Opie Read

Shut the door. Not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the cozyness.
- Mark Twain’s Notebook

The captain had been telling how, in one of his Arctic voyages, it was so cold that the mate’s shadow froze fast to the deck and had to be ripped loose by main strength. And even then he got only about two-thirds of it back.
- Following the Equator

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:25:48pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

Probably will end up as a “Wintry Mix” in Philly. I tried to get off and it was already booked up. :(

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:27:03pm

Oops. CL’d.

Court TV is covering the TN Waffle House shootings from 2018. They were interviewing one of the forensics officers. The shooter had a Kimber carry pistol that failed to go into battery. The slide wouldn’t return to the proper position when a new round was loaded. The lawyer questioning her asked if this was as intended by the manufacturer. I scoffed a bit after she said “No.” and said to myself “Oh, absolutely it is.”. Some of you know what I’m talking about.

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:27:26pm

Everyone’s watching to see if Texas shits the bed again.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:28:34pm

re: #3 A Cranky One

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:29:12pm

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Probably will end up as a “Wintry Mix” in Philly. I tried to get off and it was already booked up. :(

Yeah, we started out as probably getting 10” to wintry mix as the storm seems to be trending just north of us. Too soon to say, though. Last week we were expected to get at least 12” but the nor’easter stayed just east of us and we only got 6”. I’d be happy to just get rain.

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:32:42pm

re: #88 William Lewis

1. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FIREARM POINTED IN A SAFE DIRECTION.
2. TREAT ALL FIREARMS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED.
3. KEEP YOUR TRIGGER FINGER OUTSIDE THE GUARD AND OFF OF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO FIRE.
4. BE CERTAIN OF YOUR TARGET, YOUR LINE OF FIRE, AND WHAT LIES BEYOND YOUR TARGET.

I like this version because of the wording of 4.

imo, you can have 4, 10 or 27 ‘rules’ and it still all comes down to the same thing:

Control your weapon at all times

EVERY time this discussion comes up it’s because somebody didn’t.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:34:24pm

re: #12 Dangerman

Yup. And the whole “accidental shooting” excuse is total BS. There are only two kinds of shootings. Deliberate and negligent.

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:34:25pm

re: #9 darthstar

Everyone’s watching to see if when Texas shits the bed again.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:35:04pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:35:22pm
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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:37:09pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

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In Jen Psaki’s voice: Who are these atheists, satanists, and pagans you speak of?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:37:41pm
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Dave In Austin  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:38:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:41:20pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:42:14pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:44:54pm

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

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‘control’ means in use, misuse, brandishing, discharging, handling, theft, transporting, storing, transferring, (including sales, loans, gifts)

we don’t have to wait

this is clearly ‘misuse’

but there’s another factor - how and under what circumstances did whoever it was obtain the gun(s)? that imo is what makes the previous ‘owner’ also responsible.

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ckkatz  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:45:11pm

Okay, I’ll follow your posting…

re: #8 GlutenFreeJesus

Oops. CL’d.

I actually had that problem with my Kimber M1911 about 20 years ago.

In my case, some genius had changed the extractor style on that model from the tried and true 100 year old design. The new extractor design did not always get a good grip on the rim of the fired cartridge. Which meant the old round would not fully extract. Which meant that the new round would not load and the pistol was “jammed”.

I ended up corresponding with Kimber and they traded my Kimber for one with the good extractor. The new one did work predictably.

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:46:44pm

For us poor Lions fans, Kelly Stafford (Matt Stafford’s wife) is a class act. freep.com

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:47:10pm

re: #23 ckkatz

Okay, I’ll follow your posting…

I actually had that problem with my Kimber M1911 about 20 years ago.

In my case, some genius had changed the extractor style on that model from the tried and true 100 year old design. The new extractor design did not always get a good grip on the rim of the fired cartridge. Which meant the old round would not fully extract. Which meant that the new round would not load and the pistol was “jammed”.

I ended up corresponding with Kimber and they traded my Kimber for one with the good extractor. The new one did work predictably.

Did you ever hunt deer with it?

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:47:18pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

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who “will resist all efforts by politicians to bully the Court or to change the structure of the judicial system.”

i dont think mitch understands what a supreme court nominee, or sitting justice actually does

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RoJo Must Go!  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:49:46pm

re: #26 Dangerman

i dont think mitch understands what a supreme court nominee, or sitting justice actually does

Actually, he knows exactly what 6 of the sitting justices do - rubber stamp the Republican agenda.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:50:04pm

The Flores complaint
bloomberglaw.com

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:50:04pm

re: #21 Barefoot Grin

About time Karma came for Bill Belichick.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:50:56pm

This is the chode that runs Gab.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:51:18pm
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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:56:06pm

Democratic senator had a (real) stroke last week

Sen. Ben Ray Luján (D-NM) suffered a stroke last week and underwent surgery but is “expected to make a full recovery,” the Washington Post reports.

There are indications that the Senate Democratic leadership did not know about Lujan’s health problems until today.

Lujan’s office declined to comment when asked by NBC News when they expect the senator could return to work.

O. M. G!

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:57:20pm

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) again broke sharply with former President Donald Trump, telling reporters he would not support any reduced sentences for those who pled guilty in the January 6 attack on the Capitol, Axios reports.

Said McConnell: “I would not be in favor in shortening any of the sentences for any of the people who pleaded guilty to crimes.”

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 2:57:51pm

re: #32 Dangerman

Democratic senator had a (real) stroke last week

O. M. G!

Fuck. Why can’t that shit happen to assholes like Cruz or Hawley?

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:00:22pm

if you’re a fan

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ckkatz  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:00:46pm

re: #25 Barefoot Grin

Did you ever hunt deer with it?

Nope, never went deer hunting with a pistol. With a shotgun or rifle, yes.

There are a few who pistol hunt successfully with iron sights. There are a few more who do it successfully with longer barreled pistols outfitted with scopes. Most of these folks spend many hours at the range firing thousands of rounds. And there are more who do it unsuccessfully.

About 20 years ago, I thought about it, and started spending a couple of hours 3 times a week at a local rifle/pistol range. I usually fired around 300-500 rounds an evening. After a year of practice I was fairly decent at hitting a static human sized target at 10 meters. I looked at the time, effort and money expended and decided that I had better things I could do.

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Captain Ron  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:03:44pm
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jaunte  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:06:52pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:07:53pm

re: #36 ckkatz

Nope, never went deer hunting with a pistol. With a shotgun or rifle, yes.

There are a few who pistol hunt successfully with iron sights. There are a few more who do it successfully with longer barreled pistols outfitted with scopes. Most of these folks spend many hours at the range firing thousands of rounds. And there are more who do it unsuccessfully.

About 20 years ago, I thought about it, and started spending a couple of hours 3 times a week at a local rifle/pistol range. I usually fired around 300-500 rounds an evening. After a year of practice I was fairly decent at hitting a static human sized target at 10 meters. I looked at the time, effort and money expended and decided that I had better things I could do.

I did not know any of this (but I was being snarky and referring to a post in the last thread wherein a guy claimed to be shooting at a deer on his neighbor’s property and “accidentally” killed the neighbor). I’ve never fired anything other than a .22—a couple of times at my granddad’s farm and at Boy Scouts summer camp one summer.

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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:14:11pm

re: #17 Belafon

In Jen Psaki’s voice: Who are these atheists, satanists, and pagans you speak of?

He means you and me, bro……

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:15:08pm

Woah, Sahil getting gruff:

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:17:13pm

Sen. Ben Ray Luján expected to make full recovery after suffering stroke (CNN)

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Romantic Heretic  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:18:27pm

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Tree of Liberty must be watered with blood!

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A Three Hour Tour  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:19:37pm

re: #17 Belafon

In Jen Psaki’s voice: Who are these atheists, satanists, and pagans you speak of?

Obviously, the imaginary furries using gender-neutral litter boxes in schools

//

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Decatur Deb  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:20:45pm

re: #44 A Three Hour Tour

Obviously, the imaginary furries using gender-neutral litter boxes in schools

//

Looking at you, HS mascots.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:20:46pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:21:12pm
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Decatur Deb  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:22:46pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

It’s spelled “deplorables”, but it’s pronounced “vicious assholes”.

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ckkatz  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:24:42pm

re: #37 Dread Pirate Ron

I spent a lot of time in the artillery and the number of shells available was always kept in mind. So I was curious about what a ship firing 1000 shells in one battle meant.

There was not much information quickly ‘googleable’. (Is that a word?)

But the one reference I could see was that a ship of the period typically carried around 50-60 cannonballs per gun. After that they actually would stick any debris they could find into the cannon and continue firing until the gunpowder ran out.

The USS Constellation (1797) was rated at 38 guns but often carried 48. (US frigates at the time were typically overgunned, which is one reason why they were able to do so well.) More guns usually means less space for other stuff, like cannon shells. But going with the 50 cannon balls per cannon meant around 2000-2500 cannon balls.

What this meant is that the USS Constellation shot off about half its ammunition in that single battle. I suspect that the Captain was kind of concerned that he save enough ammunition in case he got into another shoot-out. Assuming that the ammunition load had started out at full.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:26:49pm

In the old days our parents and teachers inculcated shame by telling us our dead grandparents were watching our every sin from heaven. Now we just scan our grandkids’
FB and Instagram.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:27:35pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:29:29pm

re: #40 Jay C

He means you and me, bro……

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Cheechako  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:30:04pm

Mid afternoon humor break:

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:33:20pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

That’s a gorgeous kitty.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:33:44pm

It’s long but the payoff is worth it (related to Golden Corral):

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:37:59pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:38:01pm

re: #54 Captain Magic

That’s a gorgeous kitty.

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ckkatz  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:38:20pm

re: #39 Barefoot Grin

It seems to me that you asked a quite reasonable and thoughtful question.

All in all, my personal conclusion was that it was a lot more comfortable, cheaper and faster to head to the grocery store meat counter than to expect I was going to survive hunting deer with a pistol.

As always, ymmv :)

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:39:50pm
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wrenchwench  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:40:44pm

Today I had the pleasure of seeing Life the cat again. His buddy holding the other end of the leash told me more Life stories. He told me that two young women, who have four female cats at home, sometimes sit next to him and Life, and Life won’t stop sniffing all over them. The activity the women and this cat buddy engage in outside of Safeway was referred to as ‘flying sign’. Buddy’s sign today said ‘anything helps’. I’m a sucker for that one.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:42:39pm
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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:44:14pm

Box has a Squeak in it

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:45:31pm
With his signature eye patch and fiery speeches, Stewart Rhodes is among the most recognizable leaders of the anti-government movement — and one of its most controversial.

As founder of the Oath Keepers, part of the self-styled militia segment of the far right, Rhodes projected himself as the commander of a private army willing to confront “tyrannical” federal authorities and defend the Constitution by any means necessary.

In reality, according to extensive interviews with his associates and extremism trackers, Rhodes is a couch-surfing propagandist whose thousands of recruits paid membership dues but mostly acted as “keyboard warriors,” disseminating violent rhetoric but rarely showing up in great numbers when Rhodes called.

The Oath Keepers contingent that participated in the U.S. Capitol attack was among the biggest showings researchers have seen from the group — about two dozen members or associates, including Rhodes, have been charged with conspiracy, and a handful more face other charges related to individual actions they allegedly took that day.

It was also a moment that would implode the organization and alienate Rhodes from other anti-government leaders. Oath Keepers members, including those charged in the Capitol attack, bristled at what they see as Rhodes’s pattern of calling on followers to rise up and then abandoning them when they faced legal consequences.

“He sets the stage for other people to very quickly make the decision for themselves to engage in criminal or violent behavior,” said Sam Jackson, an extremism scholar whose book “Oath Keepers” traces Rhodes’s path from Army paratrooper to Yale Law graduate to far-right figure.

Washington Post article on Stewart Rhodes.re: #59 gocart mozart

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:45:45pm
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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:46:28pm

School shooting in Hennepin County, MN. Anyone hear from the Dopefish in the last four hours?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:53:09pm

re: #65 austin_blue

School shooting in Hennepin County, MN. Anyone hear from the Dopefish in the last four hours?

downstairs a couple of hours ago

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:54:03pm
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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:55:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:56:27pm

speaking of coaches:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:57:00pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

I really hope Flores is about to burst a dam open and the NFL gets held accountable for this shit.

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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:57:41pm

re: #49 ckkatz

I spent a lot of time in the artillery and the number of shells available was always kept in mind. So I was curious about what a ship firing 1000 shells in one battle meant.

There was not much information quickly ‘googleable’. (Is that a word?)

But the one reference I could see was that a ship of the period typically carried around 50-60 cannonballs per gun. After that they actually would stick any debris they could find into the cannon and continue firing until the gunpowder ran out.

The USS Constellation (1797) was rated at 38 guns but often carried 48. (US frigates at the time were typically overgunned, which is one reason why they were able to do so well.) More guns usually means less space for other stuff, like cannon shells. But going with the 50 cannon balls per cannon meant around 2000-2500 cannon balls.

What this meant is that the USS Constellation shot off about half its ammunition in that single battle. I suspect that the Captain was kind of concerned that he save enough ammunition in case he got into another shoot-out. Assuming that the ammunition load had started out at full.

According to Wiki, the Constellation’s captain reported 1,229 rounds expended in his battle with the Vengeance; so assuming that they shot off a broadside from one side (port/starboard) at a time (no mention if they got to switch sides during the encounter), that means that each of, say, 20 gun crews was getting off a round every 4-1/2 minutes - for five hours straight.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 3:58:45pm

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

I really hope Flores is about to burst a dam open and the NFL gets held accountable for this shit.

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:01:36pm

re: #62 Dangerman

Squeak is a good name for a cat.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:02:38pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:02:54pm

re: #58 ckkatz

It seems to me that you asked a quite reasonable and thoughtful question.

All in all, my personal conclusion was that it was a lot more comfortable, cheaper and faster to head to the grocery store meat counter than to expect I was going to survive hunting deer with a pistol.

As always, ymmv :)

“Look, Bambi, nothing personal; this is strictly business.”

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:04:30pm

re: #55 Barefoot Grin

It’s long but the payoff is worth it (related to Golden Corral):

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I like the steak there.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:08:27pm

re: #59 gocart mozart

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:09:31pm

re: #77 Belafon

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When you’ve out-stupided Tracey….

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:10:46pm

Needed a little break from the news, so I’m watching the movie “Nobody” - good fun.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:11:22pm

re: #77 Belafon

Reload. I wanted the reply to Tracey’s tweet as well.

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Captain Magic  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:12:18pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:15:34pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:15:59pm

re: #81 Captain Magic

He’s joking.

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:18:39pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:19:07pm

re: #55 Barefoot Grin

It’s long but the payoff is worth it (related to Golden Corral):

Roy Wood Jr. is really funny.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:24:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:26:51pm
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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:28:03pm

re: #73 Captain Magic

Squeak is a good name for a cat.

Right away it was obvious.
So was Monster for her brother.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:29:18pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“All you need to know is in the intro to ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’!”

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:34:09pm

re: #84 Punish Domestic Terrorists

He should be able to hire a good public defender for that.

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:34:35pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

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His campaign is paying for his defense?
Is he claiming the charges are related to his official duties?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:35:46pm
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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:36:18pm

re: #84 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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He needs to run for office and do what gaetz did…get his campaign to pay

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Decatur Deb  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:37:53pm

re: #91 Dangerman

His campaign is paying for his defense?
Is he claiming the charges are related to his official duties?

Going to jail can screw up your rally schedule.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:37:54pm

housekeeping and janitorial staff do not count

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:39:00pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

Going to jail can screw up your rally schedule.

well, not if your base is already in prison…

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:39:58pm
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Decatur Deb  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:40:04pm

re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth

well, not if your base is already in prison…

Bummer that they’re killing mail-in voting.

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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:40:43pm

re: #91 Dangerman

His campaign is paying for his defense?
Is he claiming the charges are related to his official duties?

Can’t campaign if you’re in the Greybar Motel, and those are critical duties relating to his future ability to represent his constituents. And keep in mind that his constituents just luv, luv, luv them some more Gaetz. He’s unconvicted of any Felonies and has an R after his name, after all.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:43:15pm

Tennessee:

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:47:19pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

None of ‘em, Katie!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:49:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:51:16pm
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Moe Avattar  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:54:48pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

This song goes out to Matt Gaetz

Youtube Video
because 17 1/2 is still JAIL BAIT.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 4:59:54pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:01:26pm

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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:07:11pm

re: #106 The Pie Overlord!

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You’ve got a lot of lovely kids and grandkids. Thanks for letting us envy you!

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:07:43pm
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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:13:38pm

re: #108 gocart mozart

“Commanders”??

So what’s their nickname gonna be? “Commies”??

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:26:09pm

re: #109 Jay C

“Commanders”??

So what’s their nickname gonna be? “Commies”??

Commanders in CHIEF

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:27:37pm
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Captain Ron  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:29:14pm
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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:29:21pm

The missus had a french fry tasting today…I know more about ballpark fries now than I ever imagined.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:31:49pm
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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:34:26pm

Banning books from a library is an entirely different thing from curriculum.

No one’s forced to read the books in a library.

I guess I’m not the first person to think of this

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mmmirele  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:36:48pm

It was a rough day at work, I started running a fever and feeling a bit sick. So I said to myself I was going to lay down. Not so fast
…

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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:38:58pm

re: #115 Dangerman

Banning books from a library is an entirely different thing from curriculum.

No one’s forced to read the books in a library.

I guess I’m not the first person to think of this

No, but you’re one of the first people to say it out loud….that won’t stop racist Republicans from trying to do it anyway.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:39:48pm

re: #108 gocart mozart

I wonder if they had to buy the name from what ever remains of the Alliance of American Football (AAF) San Antonio Commanders?
Wonder if they use the logo but replace the Alamo silhouette with that of the Capitol
Image: SanAntonioCommanders.png

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:43:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:44:43pm

re: #108 gocart mozart

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the team is named for Biden’s new puppy?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:46:57pm
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Dopamine Fish  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:49:37pm

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:50:29pm

I got Maus from the library yesterday. I’ve never read it. Actually, it’s my first time reading a graphic novel.

My experience was Archie & Veronica when I was a kid.

Back to Maus. I’m blown away. One thing I dialed in on last night was while the conversation was serious as shit, the drawing of the family at the table was!!!!

This interaction between Anja & their son Richieu!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:53:42pm
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mmmirele  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:54:39pm

re: #116 mmmirele

She got up (I didn’t have to move her) so I am now laying down with a laptop propped on a pillow. Today was really a *rough* day at work.

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Feeling sick and running a fever most definitely did not help!

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:57:14pm

re: #125 mmmirele

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 5:58:08pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:00:35pm

bwahahahahaaaaa

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:01:11pm
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steve_davis  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:01:11pm

re: #116 mmmirele

It was a rough day at work, I started running a fever and feeling a bit sick. So I said to myself I was going to lay down. Not so fast
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yes, this happens routinely in my household. even worse, my cat likes to park her feet on the pillow side, so all those times I’ve thought that my pillow smelled oddly like somebody’s feet, I was not wrong. Sometimes it smelled like somebody’s ass, but I already knew that was also the cat, so that wasn’t really a problem. The feet, though, was a real mystery for a while.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:02:43pm
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steve_davis  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:03:23pm

re: #118 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

I wonder if they had to buy the name from what ever remains of the Alliance of American Football (AAF) San Antonio Commanders?
Wonder if they use the logo but replace the Alamo silhouette with that of the Capitol
Image: SanAntonioCommanders.png

should have named themselves the washington senators, where two unfortunate draft picks can shut the entire offense down for the season.

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mmmirele  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:03:54pm

re: #126 Dopamine Fish

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:07:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:16:06pm

jeebus

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:22:18pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

the team is named for Biden’s new puppy?

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Captain Ron  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:27:11pm

I wonder if it was Covid.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:29:26pm

re: #137 Dread Pirate Ron

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I wonder if it was Covid.

The Cult of Phil eliminated the false prophet

There can only be one

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:30:06pm

re: #123 HRH Stanley Sea

Just got mine in the mail today. Since we’re looking at the possibility of schools closing thursday because of ice, I told my son he can read Maus if the schools close.

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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:30:11pm

re: #137 Dread Pirate Ron

I wonder if it was Covid.

Naaah, Punxsutawney Phil put out a hit on him……

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:32:49pm

re: #140 Jay C

look up

re: #138 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:35:27pm
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darthstar  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:39:04pm

re: #137 Dread Pirate Ron

Aw…that’s sad.

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:39:22pm

Two years into the pandemic, the coronavirus is killing Americans at far higher rates than people in other wealthy nations, a sobering distinction to bear as the country charts a course through the next stages of the pandemic,” the New York Times reports.

“Some of the reasons for America’s difficulties are well known. Despite having one of the world’s most powerful arsenals of vaccines, the country has failed to vaccinate as many people as other large, wealthy nations. Crucially, vaccination rates in older people also lag behind certain European nations.”

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Dangerman  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:42:53pm

re: #131 Charles Johnson

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8x10 color glossy photos?
Circles, arrows, paragraphs on the back?

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:48:50pm
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Captain Ron  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:50:24pm

I was about 2 miles into my canal trail ride today when I picked up a 3 inch nail in my tire. The puncture-seal liquid didn’t work so my daughter had to bring the recovery vehicle out. I used 3 CO2 cartridges but it kept on leaking.

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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:51:29pm

re: #146 The Pie Overlord!

Or more likely a Republican Congressman…

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:51:29pm

In a convoluted way, all of these are related

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 6:51:46pm
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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:09:52pm

re: #122 Dopamine Fish

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I am assuming that the Fish Spawn are OK, which is great.

I saw the story and immediately feared the worst, knowing you had kids, of an age, in the area
So happy you and yours are safe.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:16:29pm

It begins tomorrow in DFW:

Goin’ down, the temps that is
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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:20:01pm

re: #147 Dread Pirate Ron

I was about 2 miles into my canal trail ride today when I picked up a 3 inch nail in my tire. The puncture-seal liquid didn’t work so my daughter had to bring the recovery vehicle out. I used 3 CO2 cartridges but it kept on leaking.

Who leaves fucking caltrops on public land!?!?

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Jay C  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:21:02pm

re: #152 Belafon

It begins tomorrow in DFW:

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Looks like (?) a whole day of snow Thursday?
Chilly, anyway…

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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:30:47pm

re: #154 Jay C

Looks like (?) a whole day of snow?
Chilly, anyway…

Down here in South Austin, it’s not the snow, but the expected 1/3” of ice that is making my butt inhale a seat cushion.

A Texas man is a pretty poor driver in the rain, but in snow he is a fool and on ice he thinks he is Superman.

A Texas woman, on the other hand, stocks up the larder before a winter storm and asks her husband after it starts to get her a six-pack of Shiner’s and a box of Marlboro Lights down the hill at the C-store and grabs the video camera to flog content to America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Hilarity and insurance adjusters ensue.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:32:17pm

re: #155 austin_blue

It’s ice we’re worried about up here as well. Dallas ISD has already decided to close Thursday and Friday. It will be interesting to see how long Rockwall holds out.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:32:18pm

And in case Uday recognizes the error he has made

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:33:08pm

Whoopi Suspended From ‘The View’ for Two Weeks Over Holocaust Comments (Daily Beast)

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austin_blue  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:39:38pm

re: #156 Belafon

It’s ice we’re worried about up here as well. Dallas ISD has already decided to close Thursday and Friday. It will be interesting to see how long Rockwall holds out.

Right up until a City/County Commissioner hears *tink tink* on the roof and panics.

I moved to Austin on Feb 3rd, 1989, and the next night we got 2” of glazed ice covering the entire metro. The upper deck of I-35 was closed through downtown for a week because they couldn’t get equipment up the inclines because TxDOT never imagined that the weather could do that.

Aggie Engineers, dontcha know.

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BlueSpotinAL  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:54:48pm

I wore this hat teaching my beer judging class

so I got offered this hat if I would wear it (it is from Delerium Tremens)

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Captain Ron  Feb 1, 2022 • 7:56:52pm

My souvenir nail. it’s actually 2 3/4” but shot at an angle.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 1, 2022 • 8:01:52pm

re: #158 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Whoopi Suspended From ‘The View’ for Two Weeks Over Holocaust Comments (Daily Beast)

She made a mistake, admitted she was wrong and apologized.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 1, 2022 • 11:20:21pm

re: #17 Belafon

In Jen Psaki’s voice: Who are these atheists, satanists, and pagans you speak of?

I remember the “We are a Christian Nation” arguments surfacing right about the time that the Campus Crusade for Christ were going room to room at the dormitories. Hardly a coincidence.


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