JAIL JIMMY CARTER
Carter’s actions over the last 27 years, while not always criminal (such as writing the individual members of the UN Security Council and asking them to vote against the the 1990 use of force against Iraq resolution), have been extremely distasteful and unbecoming of a former president. What has his conduct gotten him? Well, a Nobel Peace Prize for starters.
President Carter actually seems to believe one of two things, either that he wasn’t actually voted out of office in a fucking landslide or that none of his successors have had the moral right to the presidency. Those are the only two things that can explain his almost thirty years of freelance diplomacy.
The problem with such diplomacy - other than it being a giant pain in the ass to his successors - is that it is a felony. James Earl Carter of Plains, Georgia, is in repeated violation of the Logan Act. Each such violation carries with it a penalty of three years imprisonment.