re: #91 Gus 802

Hmm. He doesn’t like berets? Why if he doesn’t like The Green Berets he’s obviously not a real Murican.

Otherwise he sounds like a real winner (cough).

I am the left-coast sister,
I feast on tofu, sushi, arugula, and
vegetables they haven’t even invented yet
in the Midwest.
Drink chardonnay,
Complain that NASCAR is just cars going in a circle,

I recycle,
Use curly bulbs,
Believe in social justice,
And my friends name their kids things like
Shanti, Astarte and Xochitl.
And out here, starting a new religion for you
is just our way of saying hello.

I voted for Obama
And would have voted for Pelosi
If I were in her district.
Ann Coulter’s collarbones scare me.

I too, hell yeah, sing America.