re: #97 Killgore Trout

‘Al-Qaeda-link’ Cern worker held

You know, it wouldn’t surprise me if AlQ actually was hoping to use the LHC to start cranking out black holes. It would fall right in line with their other brilliant plans like:

- Plotting to bring down the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch.
- Plotting to go shoot up an Army base because what are the chances anyone there would shoot back?
- Driving a jeep with a propane tank in the back into an airport bollard at low speed, then running around the jeep on fire until bystanders kick their asses.
- Plotting to Light a fuel pipe on fire, thereby blowing up JFK airport.
- Plotting to blow up the Holland Tunnel so water flows uphill and floods Wall Street.
- Plotting to bring down the Sears Tower with no weapons, money, explosives, or training.
- Trying to assassinate the Saudi Deputy (!) Interior Minister with a bomb smuggled in someone’s butt.

/coptpasta’d from Fark