re: #100 SanFranciscoZionist

I am the left-coast sister,
I feast on tofu, sushi, arugula, and
vegetables they haven’t even invented yet
in the Midwest.
Drink chardonnay,
Complain that NASCAR is just cars going in a circle,

I recycle,
Use curly bulbs,
Believe in social justice,
And my friends name their kids things like
Shanti, Astarte and Xochitl.
And out here, starting a new religion for you
is just our way of saying hello.

I voted for Obama
And would have voted for Pelosi
If I were in her district.
Ann Coulter’s collarbones scare me.

I too, hell yeah, sing America.

I share most of that. Formula 1 is definitely more interesting than NASCAR. They have right turns on their tracks.

I’ll consume red meat, fish, tofu, pork, humus, or chicken as long as it tastes good. I even owned 2 berets when I was living in San Francisco and met Nancy Pelosi twice.

Befriended a bunch of French students while I was there. They were crazy about Reagan and thought people in San Francisco were very polite.