re: #86 SanFranciscoZionist

That’s just weird.

Massa also recounted a Navy story of a similar misunderstanding :o. The audio is here:

The incident occurred during Desert Storm when Massa, who served for 24 years in the Navy, was based on a ship in the Persian Gulf. He was assigned to watch duty, Massa said on the radio show Sunday. One day, Massa came back early to the small room he shared with another crew member.

“I arrived back early from that and opened the door and — not to put quite a light on it — but the other gentleman was busy remembering his spouse. And I’ll let your imaginations run wild,” Massa said.

“I walked in and instead of embarrassing him I smacked him on the leg and said, ‘you need any help with that, let me know.’ And I went to bed. And he was so hideously embarrassed, he moved out of the state room, because he couldn’t take it. Ladies and gentleman, we had been at sea for four months.”

“You literally can’t move two people in that room … without getting into each others knickers,” Massa noted, adding that both he and his roommate were both married at the time.