re: #108 Cannadian Club Akbar

Don”t worry. I’m sure he’ll hold a nationally televised press conference at the same time the Super Bowl is on.

Are you kidding!? THat’s going to be the halftime show!

ANd at that same press conference, he’s going to announce a ‘End Zone Compensation Czar’ to make certain that the Super Bowl scoring is fair and equitable so that one team doesn’t have more points than the other.