While you are all being distracted, a sinister vapour issues from the godless test tubes of Bad Science.

In a shocking piece of inhuman sickthink, heartless boffins are coldly and calmly proposing that in the event of an epidemic, disease victims should not be treated, but should instead be murdered in their millions. In their report - “Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress” - the soulless eggheads propose:

1) decapitation as the preferred method of carrying out the slaughter of the victims

2) to “hit them hard and hit them often”.

3) and that “only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force” would eradicate the victims.

Perhaps most disturbingly of all, the report makes no distinction among those marked for slaughter as to whether they are men, women, children, pregnant, elderly, disabled, or even just tiny little babies.

One can only hysterically fantasize about what the consequences of this report might be on the Obama administration’s swine flu contingencies. More information on this scientific shockfest is given here in a special report by the BBC:

news.bbc.co.uk