The fate of Afghanistan hangs in the balance…
In Congress, ‘A Lot Of Angst’ Over Afghanistan

Meanwhile, back at the Capital Building,
(cue cheesy organ music)

Congress: We have much angst today, General.

General JCoS: Yes, I realize that, but we need more men to get the job done.

Congress: When does this end, General? How do we get out of this?

General JCoS: Things are not going so well right now, but with more boots on the ground and support, we feel we can get the job done.

Congress: So, General, you do not know how or when we will be able to leave?

General JCoS: We need more men there right now.

Announcer: Will Congress give the General the troops he needs? Or, will Congress once again lack the intestinal fortitude to do what is required? Will the Afghans help themselves or be thrown back to a Pre-911 hell?

These questions, and many more will be answered on the next exciting episode of Watch the US Bug Out of Afghanistan!