What war on women? Fox News thinks you should be more worried about The War on Men.

By Suzanne Venker, who is (I hope you’re sitting down) Phyllis Schlafly’s niece.

Fortunately, there is good news: women have the power to turn everything around. All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.

If they do, marriageable men will come out of the woodwork.