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Overnight Video: The Device

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Dark_Falcon10/02/2012 10:26:38 pm PDT

re: #128 darthstar

That’s great news. As far as the narcolepsy goes, you could always take up methamphetamine. You only have to worry about blowing a hole in your aorta the first few times you do it…then you figure out how much your body can handle…for a while.

Seriously, if the hours suck, it’s not the job for you. Call center sounds kind of entry-level anyway. You’ve been in the working world for a good decade now. Apply UP…don’t go for lateral positions. Or sell yourself as a “senior” level sales-critter. Get team lead for two or three years, then move into a management role…that’s where you’ll be happiest.

And don’t start taking meth. Sure, you’ll be good for four or five days, but then you’ll fall asleep in the middle of the freeway, and trust me, that’s not good.

The middle part is good advice. The starting and ending paragraphs should be used as part of a DirecTV ad in the “Don’t reenact war movies with Charlie Sheen vein.” They’re that good.