re: #54 Oh no…Sand People!

I think Obama should take over as host of Price is Right. Would be more fitting.

Why not “Let’s Make a Deal”

Obama : “Ummm. Now you already have the “tax cut” with a check coming to you for not working. Ummmm. And that is in addition to your Public Assistance. Errrrr. Do you want to risk that and actually get a government subsidized job working for ACORN? Because that is what’s behind either Cave number 2 or Cave number 3!”

Contestant: “Oh! This is so tough! Public assistance for life or an opportunity to get paid to defraud a democracy. Oh. I can’t decide.”

[Crowd starts to chant] Welfare for life! Welfare for life! Welfare for life!

Obama : Well only one of us can be President, so you actually have to make a decision!

Contestant: “Oh! Why risk having to work? Why take any risks? I’ll keep what I have!”

Obama : “Well let’s get some of those tax slaves to move the boulder blocking Cave number 2 and see what you could have won… Rahm? Could you whip some of those slaves and get that Cave opened faster? Tell them that I will raise their marginal rates to 70% if they don’t work a little harder. In the meantime, enjoy this message from our sponsor ‘Congressional Motors’ “