re: #125 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Oh, yeah. I was just surpised that it gave it a five minute segment on the news.

Just had my first trick or treaters. Cute little balerinas; one said, “Your house smells good.”

Wanna know why they’re nice to me? I GIVE OUT REGULAR SIZE CANDY BARS. Real, brand name candy bars.

None of that “2 Musketeer” or hard candy horseshit.

I’m a local hero.