re: #145 darthstar
I had a girl in one of my classes when I taught whose last name was Gentile. Her first name? Dusty. Dusty Gentile. I loved that name.
Reminds me of the Steven Wright bit. Paraphrased…
“Met a beautiful blond haired Chinese woman on the bus. I asked her how she was doing. She told me, “I am a nymphomaniac who is only turned on by Jewish Cowboys.” She asked me, “What’s your name?” I said, “Bucky Goldstein.”