Hot Air, new home of the non-hateful commenter:

When Michelle Obama takes a crap
Do odors foul the air?
The ones that you and I expel,
That rot our underwear?
Or does it hint of frankincense
And other fragrance rare?
I wonder.

When Michelle Obama takes a crap
Do angels on high praise
Their frosty, feathered protege
For adopting human ways?
Or do they gag and flap their wings
To clear away the haze?
I wonder.

csdeven on September 19, 2009 at 12:22 AM