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Dark_Falcon12/15/2013 3:36:38 pm PST

re: #162 Targetpractice

Yeah, you’re aiming for his legs, meanwhile he’s centering his shotgun on your center mass. Let’s take a guess who’s more likely to hit his intended target.

I’m not gonna be standing out in the open unless I’m standing in a direction he isn’t looking when he opens fire. I’m going to move to cover, and only then return fire.