re: #160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Foxworthy had a funny joke. He and a friend would stand facing the door at the front of a crowded elevator (his story, anyway) and the friend would say, “Well. Okay, I’ll take your case. But why did you stab the guy?”

Jeff’d say, “‘Cause he kept staring at the back of my head.”

Fuck you I was acquitted… get over it.